living a life of faith means sticking w/ yer principles
martin luther vindicated by the amish
applying Christian principles to daily life is anti-american
the amish are just waaaaaay ahead of the curve
i guess this tripod is somewhat faulty
it has no other choice but to point up
your smartphone is a tool from satan
the man in my head concedes
a subject that's near n dear to my heart: drugs
chemicals get released in your brain every time you...
validation is the worst drug in the world
social media is a universal lab experiment
don't chu love my hat
is the american influence on the world a good thing tho
only mini cooper drivers understand!
it's not anything like being a cyclist haha
motorcycles are worth the risk no matter what the pussies wanna say
back to the subject...
americans trust shrinks cos they don't value their experience
nobody has authority w/out yer consent
most on meds choose to take em
i wanted to see what medication was all about back when i was in high school n was not impressed
i couldn't be expected to follow a Christian lifestyle while not being a Christian
most "christians" don't hold themselves to those standards anyway
my former lifestyle vindicates the Cross
i don't agree w/ most people doin most things
not much of a case you can make for smartphones considering...
the majority of society is depressed so...
i hate hate hate it so why would i do it
hi govt here in my pocket
technology addiction is hypocrisy on overdrive
being mindful about how we spend time on the internet is the solution
if i don't watch it i can find myself getting involved in stupid political drama
conscious n unconscious decisions have led me down this path
except alcohol cos alcohol was somewhat fun
a lost sneeze is such a disappointment
this is it now yawl __________________
why are yawl mad at eachother when you're doin the same shit
i ain't a recluse if i have a job n sing in my church choir
don't give a narcissist a false feeling of security
females get so mad if you don't take their shit advice
my mudda is soooooo stressful
the most frustrating people never seem to have any idea
i am pretty cognizant of how i make others feel
i typically wanna get the fuck away from these people too
don't think it's just you that's uncomfortable
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nothing is more offensive than not being in control
i don't even wear my seatbelt right
if i really wanted to be rebellious i would wear it behind me but that's way too much effort
once again, ag calls out the seatbelt horseshit
"seatbelts save lives" not this one tho
how much do they pay you to say that shit
it's not fair to keep making excuses for being late
quitting smoking was easier than getting up earlier
i miss smoking cigarettes 25/8
4 stickers from the americanized version of the office
when i was a liberal i was very judgmental about taste in art
i have pretty high standards when it comes to comedy but alas
that show capitalized on awkward
proof of what i am talking about right here
i was holding a tripod that's why there's that sound
i'm not a snob about technology, it's more that i don't have any interest in it
i strongly resemble a pretentious person n i'm sorry for that
okay the office is turning right
it's easy to judge a situation before you know all the details
life n shit...exactly.
the reason why people are so militant about certain things
don't think i haven't strongly considered the amish community
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one person laughed, everyone else was mad...CLASSIC ag dark humor
we must make use of our time
what do yawl do when stuck in traffic? the same thing they do when not stuck in traffic
you have to already know the answer to this
you don't have to be a luddite...
it's not phone addiction so much as it is television addiction
they don't even use the phone in a way that a phone is designed to be used
an interactive tv that supplies you w/ brain food
the dopamine issue has already been addressed so...
much like narcissists can't control their impulses...
no better example of sorcery than social media
we are no longer capable of understanding one another cos we no longer understand ourselves
the internet has just made pc culture blatantly obvious
those that work for that grain gon be real mad at cha
why don't they do this in the middle of the night? oh well
are venezuelans able to pour cement into a hole
they knew i was somewhat serious tho
let's analyze the context of such a statement
9 x outta 10 they have no social skills
they get so mad if you force them to talk
door dashers are shitheads that get paid to be on their phones all day
everyone at restaurants hate these people
ag is always calling it
door dash is drivethru service on overdrive
all these apps contribute to obesity n laziness
of course lazy sacks of shit are in favor of this
i'm just talking yawl
americans have always paid more attention to words than actions
if i'm a terrible person i will be forgiven by society but dare i say sumin "racist" or ya know true
weird to actually be moving considering that we weren't for awhile
this tripod is actually working
as sturdy as it can be in a moving vehicle that i am driving
consciousness makes you nauseous
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it's just some feelings, man
a dog's head out the window is one of the most beautiful sights in america
those little things make all the difference
imma hold you vortex is that okay
people are always on their devices so...
this VR shit is wild
i don't even care anymore, it's just funny now
i've gotten upset about these things, that's how i know that
i run my cars into a lotta shit
almost, vortex, almost
everything shapes me, that's why i'm so jagged
i NEED to do this (temporary fix)
we have way better attire than the ones we wear
i just keep on wearin this coat haha
no novelty to things...we have lost the art of life n the life of art
the nineties was the last good decade for art
the real reason why tarantino used the nword so much
turns out i was wrong, God knew what time to send me here
when you resist the culture...maybe i will get back to this?
i went this way even tho i told myself not to, oh well at least i didn't go that other way haha (in case you missed the last few videos we were stuck in an intersection for awhile)
it was six minutes actually
once again, hello devil
there's always sumin you can learn n even more given the timing
i woulda gotten sumin out of it regardless
to really understand the true power of the Cross you must be a total degenerate...
most of our life is based off assumptions
i was such an obvious sponge that it really freaked people out
i still intimidate people, it's my energy
i was never a psycho bitch but an emotional basketcase
they'd rather not have emotions at all which just makes me very very sad
we remind them of everything they refuse to face outta fear
what does that say about our society?
i'm just talking in one of my moods
as long as you have breath it's never hopeless
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it's just some feelings, man
a dog's head out the window is one of the most beautiful sights in america
those little things make all the difference
imma hold you vortex is that okay
people are always on their devices so...
this VR shit is wild
i don't even care anymore, it's just funny now
i've gotten upset about these things, that's how i know that
i run my cars into a lotta shit
almost, vortex, almost
everything shapes me, that's why i'm so jagged
i NEED to do this (temporary fix)
we have way better attire than the ones we wear
i just keep on wearin this coat haha
no novelty to things...we have lost the art of life n the life of art
the nineties was the last good decade for art
the real reason why tarantino used the nword so much
turns out i was wrong, God knew what time to send me here
when you resist the culture...maybe i will get back to this?
i went this way even tho i told myself not to, oh well at least i didn't go that other way haha (in case you missed the last few videos we were stuck in an intersection for awhile)
it was six minutes actually
once again, hello devil
there's always sumin you can learn n even more given the timing
i woulda gotten sumin out of it regardless
to really understand the true power of the Cross you must be a total degenerate...
most of our life is based off assumptions
i was such an obvious sponge that it really freaked people out
i still intimidate people, it's my energy
i was never a psycho bitch but an emotional basketcase
they'd rather not have emotions at all which just makes me very very sad
we remind them of everything they refuse to face outta fear
what does that say about our society?
i'm just talking in one of my moods
as long as you have breath it's never hopeless
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you have way more to offer than you realize *Matthew 25:16
i started doin yt in 2017
selected (by the elite) not elected (by the people)
whatever was left of comedy dt's presidency destroyed (not his fault, he's the scapegoat)
we won't feel fulfilled unless we accomplish the task ourselves
i succeeded at quitting smoking cos i had my own personal method
you notice i switch voices whenever i want sumin
just know that i am ALSO annoyed by this kid voice
i never regret doin comedy no matter how bad it goes
i still respect them even if i don't like them or their material
live streaming is not an art form, damnit
of course the art will be homogenized due to technology
you're contributing to what's wrong w/ west civ
well, at least i was relevant...for a nano second
the whole point of this documentary was to show yawl the real shit (quite literally)
only those of us w/ ovaries can pull out a tampon
i never thought that i'd have to say that but you know...
workin a night job n drivin around, playing piano...aim less yt channel, featured below
i guess i'm interesting or sumin
i'm not gonna stop being this dark, don't be a racist now
artificial people are already dead anyway
slow movers, not just me this time
why would i make content for people that are a waste of space in my HUMBLE!!! opinion
i know way too much about psychology to take this shit personally
what i just said i retract
the assumption that i dunno myself...
psychological gym...planet witness
temporarily satisfied w/ this traffic due to the shitty ass weather
i gotta do more shit to my car so i don't wanna drive too fast right now
defrost...that's what that sound is
yawl remember guidance counselors
so much step work at fucking starbucks
it wasn't until i started doin stand up that i began to feel relief
gays n crazy ass women, go figure
they're tired of false solutions
the meds keep you docile, there ain't nothin to defend
you're throwing it away all cos it has complicated things for you
if i assume i'm a terrible person that should just kill myself...
it is fuckin funny damnit
maybe you SHOULD be depressed
i still feel sorry for em cos they dunno any better living in this shit world
sorry vortex, i know you didn't mind you gotta be used to it
i don't wanna chance my life, again
you're already choosing suicide, it's just a different type of suicide...so true!
when you make stuff that's the exact opposite of suicide
art damnit just say that
there's still good in that negative thing, you can find it if you are determined enough
trying to use your experience is the healthiest thing you can do w/ it
if there ain't no positive transformation then what's the point
the 12 steps didn't need to prove anything to me haha
being a drug addict is not a good thing, right...it's just so simple
this _____ is how i feel about most things
man this drive was way longer than usual (and we had another video before this)
c'mon babeh...CLASSIC ag moment
i can't tread on you from back here, malibu
hone whatever is creative about you since you're already neurotic
everybody sucks in the beginning
musical prodigies are weird, that's why they're called prodigies
i guess i am an psychological genius or sumin
then he that had received the five talents went and traded with the same, and made them other five talents
when i applied my comedic perspective to my music it worked pretty well
i can do a joke about eating ass, it will just have a hellfire n damnation spin
those that didn't need dt to prove that this country is total shit...
this is the boring part of the video even tho it's REAL SHIT mf
sittin in traffic is as real as it gets
they can look at the back of my car n hopefully understand why i don't wanna take any more chances
the way i say DAMNIT is hilarious
i left earlier than usual and still...
you know why we had to wait, my bumper looks like shit
that is the worst that could happen hahahaha
the chronic emptiness was what convinced me of bpd
FINALLY! doing God's Will...it just took 30yrs
it's been nothin but rewarding (well i have been attacked but i am quite used to that haha)
i was always real passionate about music (i listen to jazz damnit)
how do the things you love allow you to waste yer life away tho
cigarettes amy cigarettes...i totaled it, approx $29,200 (2 packs a day, 10yrs)...that was my entire twenties haha
maybe i just had to do all that in order to get here to this magical place
just trust the process of God directing your life (even if you fuck up)
multiple big black dudes w/ dreads haha
we're supposed to challenge ourselves
it is very uncomfortable living in this world and that is a GOOD thing
i kinda sorta hate musical comedy
born in 1985 btw, i feel like a gen X baby tho, maybe i'm just more mature
comedy allowed me to expand upon music *i had that original keyboard (w/ tupac) for many years before i picked it up after writing a comedy set
i guess i created a separate art form that is totally mine, thank you Lord!
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i made this mistake so i never have to make it again
most of the time if not all of the time
this weather is freaking me out
this car is very small n easily damaged, as i have already proven
this is what happens when you hit a puddle
i really don't wanna be on the road right now
i finally got new windshield wipers!
it looks very very stupid
i strongly resemble an 8yr old
i shoulda just driven back home
so much cat harr...crazy cat ladeh hat
we can't do anything but sit here n wait
damnit i wish i had a snickers
i left my house early too
now is not the time to make a snap decision
i got into an accident at this very intersection...how i lost my red chevy aveo
at least we got jazz to listen to, thank you miles
i stopped going to this intersection unless i know there will be no traffic (so either early in the morning or late at night)
at this particular moment this is the biggest mistake i've ever made
i refuse to be in yet another accident in the same place
no window, damnity damn
the man in my head has ordered me to never come back here
can you tell how annoyed i am
yay! we all made it thank you Lord
i figured out to not drive on ice w/ bad tires n faulty suspension
a minor inconvenience or small pay cut is not worth the added complications of an impulse decision
many just wanna be seen
i wanna draw attention to that which i give a fuck about
instincts no longer exist, that's what gps is for
why aren't people more skeptical about things that could potentially have a negative impact on them
it made sense in 2007, it makes waaaay more sense to me now
so grateful that i never listened to the sheep
sheep are not an existential bunch
of course there is heavy traffic up here as well, it's okay my intentions were impeccable
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drinking warm malt liquor outta the trash can...MEMORIES!
it's so pretty!
the keyboard is gonna make that noise, just accept it amy
unless it's funny n takes me somewhere better
i do enjoy this quite a bit
this does fill the void n God gave this to me
the psychedelic experience of Divine Liturgy
george carlin made fun of "nice" for a reason, he's right it's superficial
josh is good not nice
energy is a communal thing
i'm not a musician so this is frustrating for me sometimes
at least i can laugh at myself
non-alcoholic corona
i won this bottle opener at twin kegs 2 for best comedy set
phones. porn. pills.
i definitely acquired the taste of beer back when i drank a fuck ton of it
if i can make it to the end of june, it will be 13 years
i guess 0.0% is better
microdosing beer i suppose
i will fuck up some beer-battered cheese curds
fear is what makes you a pussy
you gotta fall down in order to learn
i left the salad at work on the counter
jalapenos are all that matters
when do i not have jalapenos, it's kinda an ag staple at this point
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i've internalized a lot that i can do plenty w/ now
everything has it's time, trust that you are always right where you're supposed to be
as long as you learn sumin it's fine
i have the proclivity to beat myself up
all these things i can't give up for whatever reason
what am i worried about (i guess it's good to have some self-doubt tho)
it's gotta be from the evil one
it is a woman thing but they do it cos they wanna be liked
i am just an awkward person that's thinking about a lotta stuff
i'm so glad that i was patient n waited for this
anything you wait for will be a thousand x more fulfilling
secular people are typically angry n overcompensating
God will make me pure, i can't let the evil one bring me down
whatever is comin next i dunno
for every 25 terrible prophecies there's 2 good ones
the internet was bad in 1991
why would you trust progress, i cannot digress about it
i assume if you hate it, you're gone
all i know how to do is keep on keepin on
congrats for listening, mazel tov to MY jew
sari i was talkin to ronnit, she's my fave jew (i don't like the other ones)
yoga is all about working on that energy
me n ronnit get along cos we both have resilience
getting pissed off means that you are actually friends
wait for it, it's one of my fave times
i dunno why that's a sad thing to have a cat
if i had kids sumin tells me that i'd kill a social worker or two
dog owners are the worst!
they say that cat ladies are crazy, have you heard this totally original n nuanced take?
why is it crazy to wanna be alone
schizophrenia is a way different thing haha
propaganda is here tho
once you domesticate an animal they dunno how to function in the outside world which is their natural habitat so...
i can't submit for shit
the cat stereotype is true but why all the hatred
i never ate that salad cos i didn't bring it home!
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you can only have so much of my mind before i find you obnoxious
sometimes i want what naturally makes me wanna barf
i've always felt like this n not cos i don't see the value of life
i am way more focused on my museum, plz don't take it personally
everything is an artifact
wasting so much time lost in my head (but is it tho)
working is good for me
i dunno how to be in a relationship w/out losing it
i squash that teenie tiny part of me
apply this same logic n you will happily be alone
the staircase is the visual cos it's all about a person infiltrating yer space
i'm sorry i'm not trying to be mean
i used to think i was possessed
you should be proud of me for trusting my Bishop
i tend to fight people in authority positions
we can't talk about what i can do for other people
51k videos is a lotta free shit
she doesn't like the camera
animal noises mean whatever i want em to
i get a lotta msgs from God which is why i was concerned that i was possessed
the devil confuses me, he's exceedingly good at that
if you keep smoking pot you will have the ag perspective
sobriety ain't no thing, you just make a choice
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even my subconscious won't let me smoke or drink
my hands look deformed
i prefer music over comedy
this is what happens when the battery is dying
you gotta make use of whatever potential is there
i'm fine w/ staying right here
i ain't tryin to go to the studio or nothin
so strange how people live esp these days
i say what you ain't supposed to say real loud
for awhile there i agreed w/ em
i wanna watch the world burn, this is true
when you discover that there are way better artists than the ones you've been listening to
no matter how embarrassing these things are now...
i've done a lotta bad things, i really don't take pride in making people mad
we pay medical professionals to know more than us
infuriating to have my experience so invalidated on a regular basis
kefir is the best thing in the world
strawberry sour cream w/ probiotics
can't imagine selling anything on this channel...who would sponsor me
if people in AA can't handle sponsoring me, yt is out
considering what else comes outta my mouth
in & outta various personality disorders
just remember that you'll never do w/out if you've got God
God ain't boring, it upsets me that so many have this false conception of Him but it also makes sense looking at the dove awards
a lotta these so-called "christian" right wingers are boring as fuck
women are not good in authority positions
not good w/ authority unless it's God
i'm honest to a fault, so much so that i know how much is my fault
totally did that by the way haha...MEMORIES!
that first time i got clipped, the second time i got tboned
(the third car i totaled cos i hit a guard rail, no other cars were involved thank you Lord...i still have the car)
i'm aware of the fact that i shouldn't have a license cos i'm too absent-minded but i am trying to be a better driver
i am very flawed this is kinda sorta obvious
it wasn't that bad haha
when you're doin sumin you're never aware of what's it's worth at the time
do you care enough to be aware
you think i haven't been to therapy, man
either demonic or free mason symbols haha, all three of em
why i keep my liberal artifacts
i utilized this opportunity once i was outta my parents' house
i am always outta time w/ the rest of society
i hate how easily distracted i am by these obsessive compulsive habits of mine such as fucking w/ my nails
i relapsed at 24 n behaved like i had just turned 21
thank you rehab for teaching me to acquire the taste of coffee
treatment centers are really good at getting you hooked on other shit
i should just accept my mustache
artists have way more leeway in regards to gender
i made a lotta people nervous due to my binge drinking
having dreams about picking up a white chip is just a terrible state to be in
i'm not a fan of cults cos i ain't a sheep
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you can talk to yourself AND God *both are free
bitches brew...this record defines my life
i'm really not a bitch but a cuntsore when you bring up certain things
ranting to myself about medical professionals per usual, they're used to it where i work
the black sheep that has attempted to break the cycle
i worked on myself n i watched my dad start treating me differently so...
comedy is the best therapy
if you believe that a therapist can help you DO NOT SETTLE NO AGENDA
first question: what do you think we should do w/ trance! people
talking to God about these things helped me way more than talking to somebody at a clinic
a diagnosis means "treatment"
i got mad at ronnit last night
it's a complete waste of time n $ after a certain point
i know what's going on damnit
you do need God but if somebody in that field can help you then you should do it cos you have faith in it
there's only so far you can go in the self-knowledge business w/ somebody else analyzing you
why can't you just listen to yourself talk
maybe that's the whole point of this yt channel
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i just now figured out why i do this channel, 7 years later
bitches brew...this record defines my life
i'm really not a bitch but a cuntsore when you bring up certain things
ranting to myself about medical professionals per usual, they're used to it where i work
the black sheep that has attempted to break the cycle
i worked on myself n i watched my dad start treating me differently so...
comedy is the best therapy
you can talk to yourself AND God *both are free
if you believe that a therapist can help you DO NOT SETTLE NO AGENDA
first question: what do you think we should do w/ trance! people
talking to God about these things helped me way more than talking to somebody at a clinic
a diagnosis means "treatment"
i got mad at ronnit last night
it's a complete waste of time n $ after a certain point
i know what's going on damnit
you do need God but if somebody in that field can help you then you should do it cos you have faith in it
there's only so far you can go in the self-knowledge business w/ somebody else analyzing you
why can't you just listen to yourself talk
maybe that's the whole point of this yt channel
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propaganda (dinosaur, made in china) talks when i want him to
first second in, paisley had to make her presence known
my misanthropic attitude is not autistic, it's better than that
it's all about how you use technology
fuck dem phones STILL
they'd marry that iphone if they could
it should be called the we phone
i dunno how to not be hostile about this one, sari
all these poor kids have to grow up in this shithole
i keep my glasses in the freezer, i learned that from steak n shake
they've been capitalizing on "racism" for a long time
who can verify that this actually happened tho, no offense to emmitt till if he actually existed n went thru all that...i don't trust ANYTHANG they say about history, do your own research
what a way to gain spiritual power consistently
tiger teeth will forget in less than ten seconds
cats are 95% tiger, probably why we shouldn't domesticate them
i don't really like you either vortex
there's somebody in there that gets what i do
the vortex is just the medium and it's a pretty demonic medium
all injustice is bad, racial or not
actual equality cannot account for tribalism
nobody practices what they preach (no self-awareness or guilt or shame)
but since i still have a flip phone...
nobody is actually having a good time on instagram
he reiterates my points
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alcoholism courtesy of college facebook...MEMORIES!
doing things cos everyone else is...silly shit
as if the general public is a moral bunch
if it's popular, people are less likely to question it
back when the site was tame it still made me very depressed
i'm sure that wasn't a lie tho cos social networks are an addiction all by themselves
everything about this shit is narcissistic
excessive documentation has always weirded me out
that's why my car is making that buzzing sound
the pudding is everywhere so no ego strokage over here
they're just jealous of my resilience
it's not technology, it's society that has allowed this to happen
social networks are inherently toxic
this is obvious shit to those w/ awareness of human behavior
social media is that proof n they still wanna keep the things around that exacerbate that toxicity
they were already addicted to tv
do yawl remember VCRs
entertainment is taken VERY seriously
waaaay back when you could miss a tv show n it'd be fine
what if it's the same world tho
progress enables laziness n narcissism
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comedy is all the things you learned while on the ground
replace autism w/ schizophrenia, KIDDING you ain't ready for that
mental illness is a sure fire way to get outta taking any kinda personal responsibility
this road still looks like shit
how much of our bad behavior do we excuse
whenever you focus on what you CAN do, you'll expand upon that
ag's paraphrased Scripture, not God's terminology
getting over my initial stage fright was the first step
comedians can't be afraid of lookin stupid (or racist)
if you succeeded in regular ass life you wouldn't do comedy
the camera actually isn't shaking after all
apologizing for the future
and now all the internet junkies are having a morality contest
you will never be able to explain to me why you want to be part of this world
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my persona is taken way too seriously
smoothie mouth happens to the best and worst of us
i hate change so much
relying on people for rides was annoying but it was also comforting
ronnit told me that i'm inviting negative energy into my life
yawl just need an israeli jewish lady yelling at you
in light of my recent situation i am being extra careful
i'm getting my two back tires replaced
discount tire knows me way too well
i don't think that we should be apathetic about our negative qualities
you gotta agree w/ me vortex n stop being so silent
dogs are too high-maintenance for me
cats are already enough of a nuisance
yawl had to have at least heard that
i have to explain that i'm not serious when i start yelling about things
americans hardly ever pay attention to their surroundings
observations are more important than most realize
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if only there was a sash for that
my sudden urge to do a poster
no matter what you always have enough
you know i hate squeezing the letters
paisley said hi to you vortex
you will get yer opportunity soon to reply to her
my friend brittany wrote me those little love notes that you see taped on my cabinets
i do all of this cos i feel better
paisley is waiting...j/k she's a cat she don't give a fuck
it's okay for me to fuck it up cos it ain't finished yet
we're way too concerned about what others think of the way that we live
as long as your conscience is cool w/ it
the public will always be haughty n loves to put their 7cents in that nobody requested
why do we state our opinion
we appreciate you cos most people either don't or won't get it
my existence screams questions n distrust in what i'm told so i don't expect much of a following haha
ooooh paisley just took a shit, do you hear her burying it
ag rocks reality, mf
if i'm not stroking my own ego...
less complications are better and far less stressful, that's why i mention it over n over
i'm just really grateful to God that i listened to that instinct He gave me
...case in point my channel title is iconospasdic so God surely had a laugh
we all need spiritual direction
everything is a spectacle
all the people i like on the internet hate each other
why do yawl take yourselves soooooo seriously
_____ ain't gon save ya
i know that there's power in numbers but personal faith is what will save us all
the whole system is rigged, man
if mark twain said that way back in the day...
the news media called it an epidemic n then the public believed it
they're not conspiratorial enough
i knew that public school was bad before crt
already reprimanded everywhere else
the sheep dunno what a question is
maybe they're just mad cos their brain can't expand
i'm givin em the benefit of the doubt but i'm probably wrong
i still wanna believe that people COULD be good
all these things in our materialistic culture make it harder for us to be good
you might have the best of intentions just like martin luther
they don't even notice the shit right in front of em
the good ones notice
swearing has always been a thing, man
gd used to be my fave curse word
luckily God never took that shit personally
you pick up on things you hear all the time
eating ass is common place now but that's just where these people are i guess
celibacy is weird to them so...
all the bad things are being magnified now
you can't control things n that is what pisses you off
i don't wanna focus on what i can't do shit about
my biggest complaint is boredom haha
this has always been the way of the world tho
it's hard to be original in this world
winning the popularity contest for...how long?
it's just sad that so many people live n think like this
fame homogenizes people
the original fleetwood mac damnit
old skool kings of leon was way better *bluesey
i'm just a little tadpole in the nashville comedy scene (big splashes tho)...yet they still want me to always play keys
i can't expand on other things if i am too focused on this one thing
i literally can't do that shit haha
we're always fresh cos we have no choice
i must now call a plumber
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expect anything i touch to turn into that same mess n a half
and another thing will surely be under cover
i'm a lot better when i'm on my knees
Lord pretty plz do this for me, that's a way better state
be prepared to get scorned n mocked by people who can't help themselves in their secular state
if they don't understand they'll assume that you're wrong
they'll never realize this about themselves
it's MY job to understand my experience
really blessed to not expect any better
getting offended ain't gon change their mind
i had to get over hurtful words
you don't have to have a vagina to act like you have a vagina
i can't help myself, sorry twitterheads
if i do that, don't think we did it on purpose, it means that i fucked up the "song"
we gotta go to work, holy shit i totally lost track of "time"
the sink does not look good
i suppose i could call another plumber but i just want it to be simple damnit
corporations ruin everything
the water didn't go down at all haha
people, places n things tend to copy me
you can't stop chin flab, just accept it
i can't walk around like this all the time
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such a beautiful thing to realize that you are forgiven
trust that there is good
why would you ask me to prove the existence of God
i would hate to be secular, tried it n ended up in a psych ward
there's no need to argue w/ these people
you can let it go, sumin i ain't too good at
no matter what you always have enough
i had better write this down before i forget it in 3 seconds
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sitting in the bathroom stall during lunch period...CLASSIC ag public school experience
"bomb cyclone" hahaha
to the avg person i am delusional haha
if you just became a "conspiracy theorist" i don't wanna hear yer take
that american flag won't save you
they have no choice but to grasp at straws
easier to accept old consequences than to be challenged in any kinda way
who runs the country if it ain't the prez
i ain't too worried about it so long as it drives
yawl know my feelings on banks
this is why people should help people
men just wanna fix women's problems
i know way more about cars now cos of how many accidents i've been in haha
kim is a rare bird
i have to go to work pretty soon, it's lovely not needing a ride
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i no longer wanna hold onto things that make me feel bad
i pretty much always get emotional during Divine Liturgy
i love waving at people
you'd think i'd be used to going to Church by now but it still throws me off
i'm used to being the oddball
not voting in regular ass elections but church assemblies are different
the whole purpose of purchasing this land was to build a new Orthodox Church
standing n singing to the Lord, acapella is the way we're supposed to do it
i know i just sound crazy
schizo episodes are fine tho
stand up comedy changed my life
i patched things up w/ my dad becuz i no longer wanted to hold onto this anger
every parent is limited in some kinda way
my parents are not spiritual people at all so the fact that they noticed a transformation in me says a lot
the narcissistic part of us that we all have wants us to stay angry n bitter
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if it destroys society (esp the youth) then i'm not okay w/ it
it is pretty nice to be behind the wheel again
*i rode w/ my hazards on all the way home
as long as i don't have drugs i don't worry about cops haha
riding around sweating bullets w/ an oz of skunk in my crotch...MEMORIES!
i miss driving around smokin pot tho i really do
weed was way more fun when it was illegal
now we got a new set of problems to deal w/ in relation to the govt
decriminalization is really the way to go but they won't do that
they'll do the same thing to weed that they did to cigarettes
they waited til americans were psychotic to legalize HD weed
i'd rather it be illegal than for this to be happening
when every other commercial is advertising edibles...
social media doesn't do anything positive
of course drug addicts are gonna defend their drug use
holy shit ten min early can we keep it up
miles davis, blue haze (1955)
isn't that just sooooo apropo
ag is quite the violent femme
since i renamed this car miles, i figured i should listen to miles davis first thing
people give up on things when there is still so much use they could get out of it
i'm going to Church now, goodbye vortex
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most are guilty of self-righteous judgment *plz forgive me
you have obviously never driven a mini cooper
the reason why ag calls herself trashville
it's exceedingly difficult for me to not fuck up a good thing
adoption just means rejection originally
you always feel like a reject no matter what
whining doesn't seem to change circumstances
my parents essentially confirmed my initial feelings about my existence
i've never not been an alien
while i don't recommend alcoholism...
alcoholics n homosexuals have a lot in common
eating ass for the rest of your life don't sound too appealing but who am i
stroking yer ego doesn't put God in a good light
most of these mfs don't have the toolbox that we got
if they're eating ass, i can almost guarantee that they don't read the Bible
a lotta people don't seem to know about self-assessment
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the camcorder tends to fly off the dashboard so...
responsibility is very strange for me
the tripod is a responsible tool
you had better like that vortex
this filmmaking is really off the chain
i deserve an award for wearing a seatbelt
this is called an honest effort
my friend was working on my car for about 3hrs, switching out the control arm
that's what happens when you hit a guardrail
i renamed this car, miles thelonious coltrane
does that little switcheroo make you think of seinfeld
if you're really annoyed you are probably already gone
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