comedy is pretty degenerate these days*ag standup@tk2
this hurts me more than you
sometimes i say things that don't make any sense
you have to be a degenerate to do well here
but i don't like sex tho
disassociating during sex
pot calling kettle black right there
that cracked up the black people in the front
it's either disgusting or beautiful, it just depends on your perspective
i am a very strange girl
it's a flex being chosen
thank you mommy for not aborting me
i have way better conversations w/ myself than w/ anyone else
if none of yawl were i'd be just amazing
that was also a joke, that symphony
this is the last time i will be able to confuse everyone up here on this stage w/ my piano
i'm coming back to roast this mf
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doing the right thing is one helluva commitment
receiving a lotta antagonism from total strangers
i don't have to be in a good mood to smile at people
15 seconds into it, i can tell if you're good or bad
there's a certain energy that people carry either way
i'm talking about nick fuentes
i've made a lotta mistakes that hurt people
a lotta really bad people reject Jesus Christ
easier to declare that you're a Christian than it is to prove it
if you keep reading the Bible and/or attend church your lifestyle will change as a result
technocracy has revealed the monsters
living a pious life makes you the enemy of most
i give off a lotta no bullshit vibes
anyone more conscious of the spiritual realm understands the energy that everyone gives off
the good inside of us will help us look at things the right way
i don't enjoy disliking other people
i ain't afraid of confrontation but i ain't gonna start shit or hold a grudge
if only people believed in emotional maturity
a lotta people can't get over their petty differences
if they're not pow pow hurting you then it's none of your concern
i'm sorry if i've ever been egotistical in any kinda way
ag is a walking mushroom cap
i try to avoid eye contact for this exact reason
what if my little smile could kill that bad vibe
if you are truly right, nobody has to approve of it
people that do bad things don't need society's approval so why do you seek that when you do a good thing
it's all about controlling the so so people n convincing them to do things that aren't good for them
doing bad things won't be met w/ such opposition
i have far more that requires salvation
"it's okay eventually we're gonna get saved"
iconospasdic is a play on words
i've always been very iconoclastic in the way i respond to traditions
if i wear this crucifix out in public i get way dirtier looks
that's lexi yelling at me
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nothing greater than God
so my channel got another strike
i didn't even say anything about said word
am i doing the shit that i say imma get done tho
society is pretty hopeless but they choose this
many options available but they'll never realize
confirmation bias is a bitch
in certain regards they can't help themselves
this is generally the problem w/ the way that most people think
my understanding of this keeps me from being more pissed
still human n also a sponge so...
i pretty much expect people to not give a shit about things that would better their life
ignorance + arrogance = society
i'm still open to the fact that i could be wrong about all of this
i never even noticed that house over there
yawl don't wanna see that close up
we left the house early, i can't believe that
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i am in an involuntary committed relationship w/ the world that i hate
i work at a restaurant n do standup for the same reason
i have the tendency to quadruple down on whatever i believe in
if HR approached me as HR has
they see white men as the majority that's why
they never complain about rich black people (as long as they swear that they're oppressed)
if this is their attitude they shouldn't even be allowed to be there
certain groups of people, not ALL groups of people
marxist math is not equality!
the L & the R need to shut up about equality cos that will never be a thing
society doesn't give a fuck about psychology so...
if you don't have the tools required to understand your experience
who wants to admit their shame
i relish my shame cos it brings me closer to God
Jesus is the best example of love becuz he has pure empathy
i want the best for people which i why i can't stand them
i think i have a pretty good life considering
how to have empathy for oneself
i'm the quietest comic
i hate sweating like a man, not thinking like a man
alcoholism allowed me to develop empathy for myself
i used to be a very toxic empath
back when i didn't value myself i did a lotta things that bad people do
i ain't doin that shit, a workbook really amy
since i don't trust people, the chances of that are slim to none
how can i position all my thoughts in a more socially acceptable way to bring out my brilliance
this world is too structured for me
oh if only i were a bit more combobulated
you don't have the symptoms of said disease if you don't do the main thing that brings it to the surface
look at this salad, vortex
i took a picture of it cos i was so impressed w/ myself
2:40 is the opposite of one of my other favorite times
our culture is the opposite of emotional sense
emotions are a good thing but since women don't understand them we manipulate
most helped to create the situation that they complain about
if you have a shitty life it's probably b/c of you
what is in your control is your interpretation n the following steps that you take as a result of that
consciousness is such a bitch
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degenerate art is still art *culture check
it is pat benetar!
this fela kuti cd is gonna be amazing
the breakdown is always the cheesiest part of the song
12 cigarettes left in this pack can you believe it SAD!
not a temptation b/c i made the decision to quit
maybe shit isn't complicated at all
let the sheep motivate you to better yourself
awwww hootie & the blowfish
i hate pissing people off on the road esp drivers of semi trucks
one lane down, one more to go
darius rucker is robbing from bob dylan right there
billy joel's love life, condensed
those w/out morality don't deserve a lasting marriage but this is a damn good song
i listen to really old stuff for the most part
i wouldn't expect anything done by billy joel to not be cheesy
he wrote a lotta good wedding songs
i did the wedding playlist for this couple who no longer speaks to me due to politics, oh well i still pray for em
i hate radio djs w/ a passion
initial sobriety is just not picking up, you can do the rest later
don't go to 12step meetings, there are too many sick people there w/out self-awareness that will either use or abuse you (see: sponsorship/13thstepping)
fasting from coffee right now n it's just really weird
i have yet to accomplish anything all cos i made a pot of coffee
using a placebo all day long...CLASSIC ag
coffee is a lot like wine in this way
you will have a better conversation w/ a pack of cigarettes let's be real
i have a proclivity to chain smoke
addicts don't seem to have self-awareness
you just don't. do. one. thing
you just don't. do. one. thing
that is a positive spin ain't it
of course i feel that way about the subject matter!
mocking yourself for what you know they already think
now i just gotta get em onto misogyny...
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true freedom is discovering the Kingdom of God
summer time is gonna be like 200 degrees
they're trying to kill us in any way they can
stupidity doesn't surprise me at all, but their laziness annoys me
those two things do go hand in hand
w/in 15min cp time mark
i get pretty discouraged by the real world so i have to create this separate space for myself
i'd much rather be outside today
very important that i watch these films that are supposedly telling the truth about this world
like i need more negative information
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look at everything like it's a drug cos it is
it's very loud but i'm not that sorry
we are forced to go this slow on the interstate
we successfully got all the way over
which is more annoying? watching me talk or pov shots
should i not be hyper analyzing every single joke
it is quite miraculous that i do standup considering my views on leaving the house
talking about fucking gets a lazy laugh
that kinda talk will always do well at black mics
hey man, margaret sanger thought the same thing
these open mics really explain where we are as a society
no culture, just stupid ass trends that last 3 days-3 wks
yeah i guess it wasn't actually funny haha
maybe i should relabel it just statements
auditory hallucinations, supposedly
show up early means show up on time
ketamine is horse tranquilizer
this dude doesn't plan on living past 25
gym culture seems a bit toxic but do what chu want
i would be at the gym at 3am if i were to do that sorta thing
man i miss life before covid
my mom had to put me on a leash when i was a kid
i guess i protected myself by being crazy
not just rbf but crazy face
the real reason why crazy is so stigmatized
stupid people are way too prevalent in restaurants
they'll never be that comfortable which makes me somewhat sad
women do this, not men
inserting yourself in another person's private conversation
you have to be talking to yourself about me all the time
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you kissed ass all to get that shitty ass gig
i purposely forgot that fela kuti cd at the house all so i could listen to this album one more time
chin flab cannot be denied!
freshly cut grass smells so good
i have never heard a boomer call it grass
if there's a boomer that smokes pot ag knows em
yet another aluminum can in the middle of the street n yet another urge denied
boobie in yo face, don't say i never gave you anything
this really is the dream
kinda joking, kinda serious
women have been elevated to the point of no return
women keep reminding me why i am a misogynist
was that truck honking at me
men are mad at women for various reasons, some that i understand others that i think they should get over
i ain't gonna coddle anyone
women dunno how to control themselves so they manipulate people
you don't care about bad behavior (anyone)
as if liberal women don't do a good enough job pointing themselves out
i kinda sorta hate stand up comedy
at least we left the house on time, it was quite strange
political correctness ruins everything
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i'm growing up on stage in a way *i am the original audience
my set tonight was decent
i was more comfortable w/ myself on stage which is the goal
when you don't expect it to hit, it really fucking hits
i do this cos it's therapeutic
why does it have to be any deeper
humans don't wanna be too human
technology feminizes. infantilizes. (i forgot radicalizes)
they can't concentrate on anything but a screen
it would be wise to be more conscious of our consent
somber comedic reflections i guess
the majority of people i know are on drugs all the time
most of em ain't trying to live right
where is that prayer gon go, i wonder
one of my secular friends had a fucked up dream n now he's strongly considering God
pretty sure he was doom scrolling on tik tok
you could say this about any n every time
since time is of the essence always you might as well make the most of this
it ain't over til it's over
is this the encore or what
the world can't get to a believer the way that it can an unbeliever
BUT satan is the great deceiver, so watch out for that
i've never roasted a location other than america
most have no idea what i am capable of
feminine energy is not compassionate
validation please...exactly
competition is way worse in women
women are annoying but every once in awhile you'll locate a good one
i never planned on getting married tho
here are the posters i worked on earlier tonight while listening to other comedy sets
blessed are all who take refuge in Him
sing praises to our God, sing praises
mary is my homegirl has already been put on a tshirt
this is really just a knock on protestants
thank God for Jesus, that is very clever
should i patent everything
are you making the world better or worse?
the world is comprised of cons & pawns, so true!
nope, you're just projecting (again)
good does not rationalize evil...exactly
creating beats depression
you deserve to be exploited...there's my bitterness
either make sumin or be quiet
Jesus is the best husband
you're just another version of whatever you hate, have i done this poster before sometimes i lose track
nice is nothing, kindness is everything
social trends are a dead end
my posters are a reaction to the left
always shocked when people want anything to do w/ me
i just dunno what to do w/ all this
art exhibit perhaps?
too much talent, too little time
no organizational skills whatsoever
cross anything you can cross for me
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don't be an asshole about whatever you know
what could i make of this
my life is the exact opposite of bliss
they got nothin goin for them that's why they do it
nothing really hurts people anymore
are they made outta rubber or plastic or the metal they were injected w/ who knows
they do the same thing, no matter the time or place
i guess i will just have to keep complaining about my itchy ear
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EVERYTHING that is done is ONLY done TO: YOU
why you gotta make it personal
no you don't care, you're just erratic
why would anybody wanna be around somebody like this
just get used to this jumbled brain of mine or leave
i randomly notice this n it bothers me
i want the sheep to leave anyway
most aren't too comfortable asking questions
even if the answer to the question might save their life
that one thing that's untouchable or makes you invincible
i got excited n then boom red light
that is definitely the story of my life right there
i hate timed stop lights for this reason specifically
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overly confident (rare) vs overly critical (often)
no where near as much of an annoyance as it is in this moment
where oh where does the taxpayer$ go
whatever you are right now you will eventually disavow
so much of me is the impact that others have had on me
if you're conscious of the fact that you can have an imprint...
if you care enough to wanna be aware n stay aware
freak of nurture, rather
why they gotta be so loud (pretending they're proud)
what have you got to be proud about
the more aware you become, the more it will transform you
it makes me terribly sad that most don't seem to notice anything
is this how most people live
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the politics of running a red light
you'll get it right eventually...ag motto
doing this while i drive helps me focus
i don't act mad so people typically have no idea (unless they really know me)
i'm pretty quiet to the outside world
piss poor expectations over here
really nice to see my comic friends (more like colleagues)
i'm excited for this future roast
the newer comedians never know what to make of me
comics are not very supportive
a comic's support means way more
i started on a buncha posters
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listen to the struggle
bear w/ ag as she tries to figure out the chord
i wish that they would fix the potholes
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if people didn't take things personally we'd be able to communicate
white people...
i love keira so much, she's hilarious but she definitely acts like some privileged white girl
that was a well-timed joke
i'm pretty sure that most people are just pretending to be offended
if i wasn't joking, i'd probably be afraid of her
that particular stereotype is very bad so i can understand not wanting to be associated w/ it
i will never be told who i can or cannot talk to
if they're trying to control the hypothetical...
i am pretty disappointed w/ my race
plz tell me why i'm supposed to take pride in this shit
maybe i'm looking at things literally
i just don't understand, nothin against you man
technology is the worst race
that small sliver of a % that doesn't fit a stereotype
maybe you don't struggle with that b/c you're conscious n they're not
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i definitely don't say everything i wanna say + stereotypes
i'm watchin you, cat
that's ronnit (my jew) getting her mail
one of the few WHITE!!! comedians left unafraid to joke about stereotypes
ronnit meets some jewish stereotypes but not all (for example she is always broke)
white people don't have much of a racial identity
littering is evidence that society doesn't give a fuck about itself
i tend to ruin anything nice so...
now it's shit all cos you touched it
correlations n connections are lost on most
i always wanna get down to the bottom of everything
most are so boring that they can't grasp the concept that multiple realities can be true at the same time
ronnit is by definition a dirty jew
ronnit's two jokes...
i dunno how she talks like that
white people are too self-conscious about being white
"edgy" comedy is more about pretending that sumin doesn't bother you but the jokes make it obvious that it does
just say it to God if saying it out loud will get chu killed by a stereotype that half the world denies
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i wish people were deeper but boring it is, i guess
it used to really bum me out that i wasn't like everyone else
now i'm pretty glad about it
you wouldn't wanna be like me either, tho
shout out to st. vincent, this song
that dude is very drunk
where the fuck is he going
i miss being in a black out
that's literal live streaming
most are not receptive so...
i ain't lonely cos in my head are all my people
God is all encompassing
i get excited about chords
it wouldn't be as good as this, i've tried but maybe i should have faith
this is just the best content you've ever seen, right
this is only for the weirdos
the sheep will leave once they realize that i'm not what they idealized
okay he is coming back now
i recognize that bright light anywhere
i gotta go get my jew now, she's been smoking weed for too long
nobody wants my crap
common sign of dementia: assuming that displaced items were stolen
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you're part of me regardless of whether i want chu to be
i'm so sad that this place is going away
everything ends. so it's better to make amends
appreciate everything you can appreciate
everything that i care about is part of me
i gotta get away from everyone or else the feelings will suffocate me
i will take what's mine
forsaking the boring shit that woulda made me a sheep
vicariously living thru other people
i love kelsey, he'd better do another mic
twin kegs 2 has been doing stand up open mic comedy since 2018
mics don't stick around for very long
i get very nostalgic n sad so i don't bother since i'm already like that
when everything is encased in a time capsule...
if i could go back i'd do the exact same thing
everyone is the same in a way
biting social critique, that's why
i'm a little to lot too much
there are at least 50 reasons why Jesus was crucified
people have always hated the Truth
it's not a temptation, that doesn't mean i can't miss it
i really understand the cannabis plant, it's a part of me
i've been involved in many smoking circles
i'm supposed to be on the outside
different is never marketable
imma be on another comedy show @ the weed bar where i performed at before
we should always be grateful that we are allowed to do this anywhere
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man, i will miss pulling into this shitty ass parking lot
ronnit is smoking a joint
comics like to fight, i've noticed
maybe i will miss this parking lot which i have lovingly referred to as craterville
this is about 2min from the ghetto
it won't be difficult to roast this bar
where is my piano???
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goodbye twin kegs2 *ag standup (final open mic comedy @ this bar, RIP)
me n ronnit are the last ones to do this mic for the last time
how did kelsey mistake me n thomas
people must think we are both trance!
kelsey doesn't like mushrooms
comedy does have the habit of bringing people down
i really do hate eating, it's just a nuisance
america n i need to switch places
i have been fired from at least 3 jobs that i can remember for being drunk
i hate these types of people
make threats since they are threatening you w/out realizing
she has an excuse this lady
crying n puking...you just gotta do it
i made them ponder, that was the result
i make sure to eat a jalapeno every day
i actually heard an amen to that
you don't have to get pregnant to multiply, you can just be crazy
they really liked that one about God
black people like me more than white people FACTS
kelsey never ceases to remind everyone of this haha
you have to be a medicated zombie to get disability $...so true!
more MEMORIES! ebt alcoholic cope
thinkey feeley CLASSIC ag
everyone IS a total candyass
such a dead-end job that not even the AI wants it
gonna have to supply that future robot w/ my weed cookies
they probably will just get addicted to xanax
social media is total trash
these people in the comment section always have the best of intentions!
people on the internet are wasting away...so true!
another comic (female, this means sumin to ME) actually ate some of my dinner!
ronnit is up next, goodbye final tk2 open mic comedy
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man, imma miss this bathroom (yes the nostalgia extends EVERYWHERE)
nobody takes it upon themselves to put anything back where it goes
i dunno if that political note was intended to be sarcastic
contrary to this place's appearance, they can't pay the rent on this mf
it's not the building, it's the location
i was literally crying before i did my set
tribe called quest, speaking of nostalgia
i'm the kinda person that misses taking a piss in a bathroom that's totally falling apart
i think that says sumin real good
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that falling tree in the forest does not need to be validated!
how many videos start w/ me wiping my mouth
i rarely even get it off haha
morality cannot coexist w/ politics or identity, which is why they go hand in hand
identity is the ultimate weapon
they react the way they think they're supposed to
"outraged" imoge imoge imoge
cmon toyota, you remind me of myself
of course the man in my head will have sumin to say about my driving
morality is written in your heart
i was a klepto due to the rush
you can't rationalize sumin immoral
i figured my actions would land me in Hell...ag past life
2 outta 3 kleptos are women
role playing via stealing shit
getting escorted out of a liquor store is a cool story NOW
that day was the most humiliating day of my life
i just needed to be caught in the act
stealing is lying in action
doin sumin in the absence of morality can never be the right thing
if you want proof that i used to be way shittier, watch my former yt channel, aim less
the kiosk will make it super easy to steal shit
remember that video when i showed the vortex how to steal makeup from the walmart...MEMORIES!
God always gets the last laugh
becuz the L isn't based in God eventually whatever morality they have will go out the window
if we can't even make a decision on what reality is...
it's possible to change thru self-assessment
either kill yourself or become a better person
i didn't value my life very much back in the day n not due to a lack of faith
the guilt complex actually makes it worse in a lotta ways
alcohol makes irrational behavior seem rational
vibes are usually accurate
bad people have to brag about being bad
it's cos the sickness can't shut up about itself
i'd like to think that i'm the reason why she put in her 2wks
did i expose her tho
medication doesn't work on those w/ a personality disorder
if things weren't hard nothing would be worth anything
working at either not getting caught and/or rationalizing being a piece a shit
an immoral life is harder in many ways cos you just end up shooting yourself in the foot
that's why many of these people have shitty politics
when small businesses are getting mowed down by corporations that get govt subsidies...
social status is nothing to worry about
words mean nothing, God knows your heart
things happen whether we believe that they did or not
the tree totally fell in the forest regardless of who was around...that tree don't need no validation!
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the tv destroyed america, immigration will finish off whatever is left
still can't figure out how to either press a button or not press a button...ag is button illiterate!
Divine Liturgy is the official Orthodox Mass of St. Basil the Great
social trends are a dead end
i just assumed that twitter would end society, i mean it kinda did, i swear this must be what Catholics refer to as purgatory
social media is endless evidence of society's stupidity
relying on the internet for brain food...
we could solve so many problems if we were just more aware of ourselves
it was kinda obviously gonna destroy humanity as a result
modernity turns everythang to shit
i really think that most people just don't care
consciousness + discipline make you a real weirdo
fireside chats w/ fdr not teddy
most are too afraid to ask questions...why?
technology easily becomes a divider not a uniter
so lucky to work at a restaurant that has got enough going on
the social life that comes from having a job is very important
nothing to get excited about for a lotta people cos they're not making anything
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my inner monologue has become outer dialogue
i love starting conversations this way
i checked myself in left like 5 days later
she's the whole reason i went to that psych ward cos i guess i really needed to hear that
my initial reaction to my performance is vomit
every artist goes thru this if they care about it
i know i have a comedian voice (mental ill)
when i'm up there it's totally different then how i thought of it
feelings aren't facts tho
if you can make black people laugh you can do comedy
i can't catch everything, man
i guess i still dunno how to press a button
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saline beats accountability...don't say women are dumb!
what poster am i gonna do next
staring at a box is just weird
going to church is so sheep i know
i have such a hard time showing up on time
very easy to get away w/ shit when people don't understand what you're talking about
don't chu love how i trail off
more on time haha
my mgr expects me to be late
a lotta people start drama, i don't have this problem
you can't complain about my work ethic once i actually arrive
i'll never not be an extremist so i guess imma have to show up really early
i got here about an hr n a half before the service tonight
i hate it cos i look bad by proxy
that dickhead is either a dickhead everywhere they go or they were just a dickhead that day
how people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours, wayne dyer who i have never heard of by the way
you always have the option of taking it personally
most people are either just careless or selfish
not everybody's reasoning is evil, it's just negligent
transpire is the right word!
what good can be done about it tho
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