flingie thingie weed mascot
that must be a vagina inspiring him to be so dramatic
i have drugs, says the flingie thingie
it's funny that flingie thingie looks like a really long joint
i look like an old witch
we part ways w/ flingie thingie
this hill is really scary, bye
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the only thing official is God
kerry harris, leader in realstate in columbia, tn
definitely not the leader of anything haha
and i brushed my harr!
immobilize was the right word!
you can't do shit about what you won't even claim
FLINGIE THINGIE!
i always ask people at the dispensaries a buncha questions
he must be depressed not getting enough air
it's in a really inconvenient location
it's gotta be exhausting to be this way
say somebody you know always needs $
my friend's deadbeat bf/baby daddy
many won't change if that means that they'd be uncomfortable
amazing what you are willing to endure in order to avoid other consequences
whatever is in yer mind is always worse
stop taking things personally
the general public doesn't care hardly at all
voting. protests. tweets
it's always racial injustice
they have nothing going for them so...
they point at sumin n cry about it, they can't defend anything cos they don't have a solution
politics has proven how artificial everybody truly is
don't chu love my outfit
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they'll never be God but they can still pretend
don't wanna be angry bout what i can't change
i'd rather rearrange my mind
i must do the opposite of what i think they do
i guess projection is multi-faceted
he really is the man i'm tellin ya
for whatever reason i get excited about a zit
aging is supposed to happen
normal stuff that feels like weird stuff
all they do is run from life
they gotta make a thing outta everythang which is why they have no sense of humor
it used to be such a nuisance n now it's a gift
i'm hoping that i do sumin w/ this n make God happy
man i dunno how God is gonna feel about this comparison
God don't ever expect recognition
whatever i'm complaining bout is dumb
i shouldn't give these things authority
the more i trust in Him the more is revealed
don't say you're not ______
many actual solutions in the Bible
the devil ain't gotta do nothin, he has a ginormous staff
trying to figure out the ugly ass jigsaw puzzle of the world
the living Word of God will transform you, naturally
i hear myself n see myself so...
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ag is a nineties time capsule + MARIAH
i gotta be transracial
this is mariah's best song
they always cut off the best part
the radio is a little fun sometimes, i used to listen to it back when i had a walkman
i spilled coffee again like a dumbass
walking in memphis ain't anything like the song, i'm sure i'm not the only comic to mention this
if i hadn't spilled that coffee tho i wouldn't have heard my favorite mariah song tho
i used to wake up n cry cos i wasn't mariah carey
you couldn't have told me that i wasn't black either tho i didn't know that she was biracial
i know that she's illuminati central
people w/ no talent are always in awe n idolize these mfs in the entertainment industry
my fave artists are geniuses
at least what i do is somewhat entertaining
i listened to mtv unplugged on cassette every single day during my childhood
her cover of the jackson five is so beautiful
there was actually a genuine phase to her but it was also the nineties
it helps that they can't use whatever talent this is haha
i'm just too avande garde n "rebellious"
mini coopers need to breath i guess
i can't talk right
i know more about cars cos i ruin em
my whole life is an accident *adopted
thank you cannabis for helping me live w/ this
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it's funny now but it wasn't funny then (i pretended)
that scratchy sound is the best
it makes me think i'm in other age
i'm sad that you'll never experience God
why you do the things you do n will never do what you need to
most of em don't wanna be saved
remember: they are in a way worse place than you if they purposely said sumin to hurt you
i definitely experienced
how much of this do we see every single day
be grateful that you're no longer in that place
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they don't have the skill set to understand
these chords are bad
i can't get mad all cos you're mad
i always wanna give people the benefit of the doubt
this cheek, that cheek
the things i speak would make you freak
this channel is the result of being quiet
the internet is the mental illness capital of the world
no personal contributions anymore
how are receipts a flex
liars don't stop
why be angry about what you can't change
those that question anything think they deserve a medal for it
the light workers are very few
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what was the topic? mental illness (always)
i'm about to drive home, as you will see
they don't wanna focus on what makes them feel bad
selective seratonin means that none gets selected
somebody is getting arrested, i don't want it to be me!
sorry to go on yet another anti-psychiatry rant but i am allowed damnit
society can't be good w/ no accountability
awareness works wonders
narcissists can't n won't change
women don't study people esp themselves
most of the time they are just projecting
that'd one had better pop
they have no choice but to weaponize their emotions
women are allowed to throw temper tantrums
it wouldn't surprise me if these trance! women have abortions
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this brand of happiness is unboxable
if i start the video out laughing
baaaaa baaaaaaa BORING!
yer ancestors would kill themselves
freedom ain't free yeah we know
i will never understand this logic
i value liberty n shit
why does approval matter so dang much
when everyone's a candyass...act accordingly
people dunno how to have a separate relationship w/ themselves w/ a mote to the "real world"
in twenty seconds we will be at the exit, calm down amy
the real choices they never advertise
why are yawl living for dem
sociopathic narcissists that do nothin but go on the internet all day
where else but online
lolcows? well i'm not a cow, untrollable n unbaitable
in order to achieve "equality"
it's more of a mindset...here go you some hippied out gobble d gook
the world will never be the way that it twas before that fateful apple situation
those mocking the supposed lolcows are on a similar level
those fatphobes are just as gluttonous about tweets
every day there's one more hole in the swiss cheese of yer brain
eventually there's just no more cheese
if you live in west civ the chances of us self-destructing in some kinda way are 100%
you can't despair for too long cos you will forget that God still gave us so much good that is left of this world
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i'll never understand the appeal...
until i realized that there was so much good i could give
driving is most definitely a reason
they're jealous of yer interesting story
happiness can't be sold
mind yer beeswax, nineties slang
for some there ain't nothin worse than ______
is that arrogant to think that
in certain ways i'm an idiot in other ways i'm a genius
there are other angles, man
they'll never know how ______ they are
even when i feel like shit i know i'll get over it
i dunno what this song is about
relevant x ???
did i cover all the baaaaaaa
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stayin in my lane until it no longer makes sense *WARNING: terrible audio
sorry i've been watching too much asmr (not so guilty pleasure)
we gotta get us a big ass conspiratorial book
that coffee was from yesterday but I NEED IT damnit
which way vortex
whatever the weather machine decides to do i guess...delusional thinking/ideas of reference
so easy for the devil to fuck w/ me cos i am easily confused and i have many many thoughts
my kefir is rolling around on the floorboard
i just saw a van pass n the passenger was eating a burrito, fuck yeah i get that guy
thank you Lord for helping me to understand the way that i am
way too easy to be arrogant about this
undercover pulled somebody over at the bank
that atlas does not wanna be this close to you amy
it might take awhile to get back to the original subject
schizotypal personalities have a protective shield that prevents us from developing full blown psychosis due to enlarged amts of putamen
we are going around the turnpike right now, sari
so idiosyncratic behavior...
go ahead n just call me a liberal
i've always rocked back n forth
okay obviously we gotta fix the audio
damn i didn't know it was this bad sari vortex
demons. diseases. diagnosis.
holy shit amy holy shit
every failed relationship proved that i couldn't change myself
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i know i'm vitriolic but i should try to help it
you ought to know you
even if you're boring there's still only one you
there's sumin you can do that others can't do
lookin down gets addictive
i took it upon myself to understand myself
it's a good thing that i wasn't totally honest w/ my shrink
don't chu get bored? absolutely not
focus on whatever makes you feel like crap
the internet is a fucking drug
if it's a temptation for me i am terrified for the rest of society
idolize or demonize, demands the internet (and the world)
having the internet in yer pocket is weird
i already have the issue of constantly checking out haha
why would i give myself an additional option to not be present
PLUS! brain food!
this country is just a buncha piece a shit mass consumers
if they're that negligent about their physique just imagine what their brain looks like...like i said swiss cheese (all hole no cheese)
this world makes my head spin
suicide is selfish but not THAT selfish
no Christian can kill themselves
emotion full spectrum, human experience is nothin to be afraid of
just a mere smidgeon they run away from
oooooh x2
that black key is spicy
there's gotta be an art to what i do, it doesn't have to be art to everyone
you can say/do whatever you want if society already spits on you
if you know that you can't plz people you don't bother
they're so scared of a 90lb white girl
*he didn't leave n he gave me a new shirt
the least i can do is buy my mgr a bottle of jack for all the shirts he has given me (i have like 15 and they all look like shit)
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as much as i wanna set fire to this world i'll just wait
i am doing this in the safest way possible damnit
in light of my recent car accident...
most don't make much of an effort to understand themselves
nowhere but this channel
arrogance is part of all of us
is this what it means to be fixed
the man in my head is mostly right
i get so paranoid about any weird sounds
if they don't believe in God then they are probably gonna idealize you BEWARE!
i wish that police were actual guardians
i kinda sorta hate bitching about the system
social media has already nuked society, man
all artists are in touch w/ the other side of their brain
feminists n misogynists seem to act the same do they not
cherish the bitch if she is good
since good women are so rare, you should appreciate
this world rewards what is terrible
no self-esteem when lifting liquor bottles, imagine that
many apps contributing to the destruction of society
i know myself n this world too well to rationalize _______
why would you do sumin that your conscience is opposed to
why do sumin that you don't have to do
i hope this scenario doesn't happen
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i am no longer empty cos i do stuff to fill the void
this is how we do it
did montell jordan have any other songs
you know you want my imaginary cigarette
you wish you had resilience in this drug-addled culture
i love hats a little too much
i already act like i am bald
women don't have the option of growing a massive beard, unfortunately
why don't they call it grow gain?
i am sooooo nineties, just look at that scrunchie
a balloon just got released into the sky
if you haven't already added apple cider vinegar to yer daily routine you are missing out
remember a long ass time ago when you were in school, amy
older people forget that they used to be young n young people have no idea that they gon get old
i no longer run red lights on purpose
the last time i did that i totaled my car n got t-boned
timing has definitely made a joke outta me
i might already be a quarter of the way to dementia
schizotypal n borderline personality are somewhat comorbid due to the massive amt of emotion
my mind is so cluttered, so anything that involves me is bound to resemble my mind
i still remember the important stuff so...
eventually you die n hopefully you made the most outta yer life
it is n it isn't...CLASSIC ag logic
self-deprecation can take you only so far
i must continue to be creative esp if i'm not doin stand up
i used to pass out on my living room floor night after night uploading videos, i decided that sleep is more important
it's better for me to be stressed due to an excessive workload
we are the ones supposed to fill our own void
true self-love ain't marketable
the more they broadcast the less serious they are about anything they talk about
forget what i just said if you wanna do that
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every second of the day i turn into more of a recluse
that's where i live...in my head
paisley has overcompensated for arlo's lost howling
slowly blinking at my *God forbid future husband
my days have been pretty well spent compared to the ones i used to live
paisley knows me better than anyone damnit
eye boogies are the worst!
neglect is the number one cause of npd so that's why i'm so concerned
day care is terrible
i don't want what most people want
i have a lotta friends that just get pregnant
that's what the husband is for but alas
one of the coolest thing about being adopted
i am living proof that people can change
it is neuro plasticity but imma call it neuro elasticity
aim less, get it
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i hope that this channel doesn't disappoint God as much as it disappoints other people
ag on nicotine gum
i gotta quit chewing it, it's getting too strong
no, i ain't no wiccan
i have the same problem w/ incense sticks as i do cigarettes
i never stopped smoking, i just smoke the imaginary brand now
you gotta grill these bud tellers at dispensaries if you wanna know that they're legit
God owns me, not my habits
if i own fucking up, i am always forgiven
the night that arlo died i smoked some pot
paisley doesn't miss her brother at all
medicinal vs. recreational vs. habitual
at least paisley doesn't eat my clothes
the only reason that she's fat is cos i've been feeding her too much
can you believe that people think that suicide is more selfish than anything else in the world
Christian communism is the best one
i'd be the spiritual adviser in the shadows
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you think you know these people *you're lucky if you know yourself
paisley won't take no for an answer
she wasn't expecting me to throw that nicotine gum wrapper
where is that marker cap, she mustve eaten it
yet another marker that goes dead due to my disorganizational habits
my androgynous voice that has the utmost confidence
conservatives don't fuck w/ art, they like guns
the masculine side of me is the best part
the nicotine gum helps me focus
i use drugs cos everything is an experiment
what's my fave curse word
you wouldn't watch my channel if you didn't know
it never even occurred to me...
all art has a very arrogant element to it
these mfs deserve everything they get
it's a swearing demon i guess
they dunno my heart, Lord
it's really hard for me to keep posting
when you're not making weird comments i enjoy you somewhat
what is happening to me vortex
that intrinsic need that most have to be close to someone has either been almost permanently extinguished or shrunken by whatever it is in my brain that makes me wanna withdrawal from society
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you must be _____ if you're not _____
that black key adds some personality
it's natural to me to mess up haha
this is how i deal w/ this
this sumin that God made/gave me
how could it possibly be a cope
i pity those that can't be alone
i usually understand why people feel a certain way about either me or my lifestyle and it's fine
they always assume that you're miserable'
a little bit to a lot bit
i make a bit out of it literally
back to yer point...yer way of having fun ain't my way, son
why can't people accept that others are just different...i ain't tryin to change em or guilt n shame into doin anything (at least not in person or on a social network, i just make this vlogs or whatever)
anytime i'm on a roll i encounter a roadblock
chin flab!
the misfiring in my brain is on full display
my malaise w/ everything around me is due to my brain being so overactive
sumin i must admit cos it's part of me
i don't even enjoy masturbating anymore
i already judge me, don't chu worry
if you're gonna be a nazi...
the internet is worse than a crackdealer
a lotta stuff is funny only to me
i'd do all the drugs
if everything affects the chemicals in our brain then how are we not constantly altering ourselves
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i make a lotta stuff so i'm not barren
paisley wants attention
americans are crazy cos they're always on drugs that they dunno are drugs
this dead bear is actually a dog toy
paisley pretends to be a dog often
i could handle a dog but they are a lotta responsibility
these chords are too boring for me right now
we live in mustacheville
i'm just a person that happens to have ovaries
it might be awhile before we come up w/ sumin, sari
my grey harr looks pretty cool
americans run away from themselves all day
that was me doin a musical impression of my cat
i really dig this flute sound
society is what happens when you choose the crackhouse
of course people are gonna act crazy
that drug that validates you will alter yer brain for good
most won't ever give it up
if they saw it my way there wouldn't be as much of a need for me to do this
definitely a product of the time i am in
i've explored what's inside of me so much so that it's outside of me now
plz just get sumin out of it
i enjoy this w/out you
always 2 parts of me constantly at war w/ eachother
we've been exploring for quite some time
hashtag people: the most depressing sect of society
i've seen this technological takeover in slow motion
i've got God all to myself, don't feel sorry for me damnit!
always throwing up in my mouth a little bit
you don't understand what chu do n that makes me sick
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ag reads from the Wisdom of Sirach ch11
i hope i'm pronouncing it right
slow down!
the truest statements in the world are in the Bible
i get a little excited yawl
my mini cooper is mangled for a reason
growing old in my work, that i will
just read this, okay
so much knowledge in just one short chapter of the old Testament
the Bible is a goldmine of Truth
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totally still in the lull but we're trying to leave
paisley wanted to star in this video
this is God's will so we must do this
from now on i will be nothing but productive
paisley is easily amused
what is the human version of a marker cap being chased around
i chase my brain around quite a bit
john hickok said that i think outside the warehouse, accurate statement
mental illness...drugs
should i do sumin of a ted talk
holy shit i am so funny
i accidentally knocked the kitchen light on
you can tell that coffee is mine cos it spilled everywhere
staying up all night is kinda my thang
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that'd be way cooler if i was wrong, man
fuck live streams...BORING!
FOR ME it would be selling out
such groundbreaking material on these streams
they aren't MY thing but they seem to mindlessly entertain a lotta people
being a bad driver is sooooo stereotypical
women were never supposed to drive in the first place
the world is flipped upside down
we don't have control over what the elite do
most of society doesn't give enough of a fuck to do anything other than the bare minimum which is complain
51 hundred videos of me watching myself
i've been a really bad person n i'm trying to make up for my mistakes
you don't have to agree w/ this tactic
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when you understand what actual equality really means...
and this is why i get called a dirty hippie
i have too much empathy to live in this world
my coworker tried to kill this fly for no reason
i dunno if this fly likes jazz
am i silly to get so upset
women are typically afraid of bugs
all flies do is shit on things
most people are ignorant of the spiritual world
if they can't see the good then they can't see the evil
his little eyes are just so adorable
you gotta look at everything like it's your friend
he'll probably die pretty soon, they don't live that long
if you're afraid of sumin you kill it (it can't be trusted after all)
so i thought i was late but i was actually like 5 hrs early haha
2/3 of kleptos are women
who you think you are when you fuck is who you really wanna be
i used to play the role of a totally depraved suicidal degenerate
at least i can acknowledge that i made mistakes
people are so lost that they keep goin right back to the thing that doesn't work
from another angle it's the same thing
the head n the heart are supposed to work in conjunction w/ one another
silly to place so much weight on one part when all the parts make the whole
plz tell me if i'm fucking up the Scripture
either a Catholic or protestant will tell me
i hate the world becuz i want it to be better
i appreciate what does make this country great but i ain't no patriot damnit
what a slap in the face to our ancestors
i ain't off base when it comes to my fellow country men
food n sex should be regulated (symphonia)
if these kindza mistakes negatively impact the youth...
we can all start a book
if i do a joke again i regret it cos it doesn't have the same initial oomph
sometimes i'm jealous of people whose lives are more boring
grateful that i don't have the option to infantilize myself via technology
live streams bore the crap outta me
how to self-destruct in a socially acceptable away
i ain't gonna take yer silly suggestion
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living a life of faith means sticking w/ yer principles
martin luther vindicated by the amish
applying Christian principles to daily life is anti-american
the amish are just waaaaaay ahead of the curve
i guess this tripod is somewhat faulty
it has no other choice but to point up
your smartphone is a tool from satan
the man in my head concedes
a subject that's near n dear to my heart: drugs
chemicals get released in your brain every time you...
validation is the worst drug in the world
social media is a universal lab experiment
don't chu love my hat
is the american influence on the world a good thing tho
only mini cooper drivers understand!
it's not anything like being a cyclist haha
motorcycles are worth the risk no matter what the pussies wanna say
back to the subject...
americans trust shrinks cos they don't value their experience
nobody has authority w/out yer consent
most on meds choose to take em
i wanted to see what medication was all about back when i was in high school n was not impressed
i couldn't be expected to follow a Christian lifestyle while not being a Christian
most "christians" don't hold themselves to those standards anyway
my former lifestyle vindicates the Cross
i don't agree w/ most people doin most things
not much of a case you can make for smartphones considering...
the majority of society is depressed so...
i hate hate hate it so why would i do it
hi govt here in my pocket
technology addiction is hypocrisy on overdrive
being mindful about how we spend time on the internet is the solution
if i don't watch it i can find myself getting involved in stupid political drama
conscious n unconscious decisions have led me down this path
except alcohol cos alcohol was somewhat fun
a lost sneeze is such a disappointment
this is it now yawl __________________
why are yawl mad at eachother when you're doin the same shit
i ain't a recluse if i have a job n sing in my church choir
don't give a narcissist a false feeling of security
females get so mad if you don't take their shit advice
my mudda is soooooo stressful
the most frustrating people never seem to have any idea
i am pretty cognizant of how i make others feel
i typically wanna get the fuck away from these people too
don't think it's just you that's uncomfortable
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nothing is more offensive than not being in control
i don't even wear my seatbelt right
if i really wanted to be rebellious i would wear it behind me but that's way too much effort
once again, ag calls out the seatbelt horseshit
"seatbelts save lives" not this one tho
how much do they pay you to say that shit
it's not fair to keep making excuses for being late
quitting smoking was easier than getting up earlier
i miss smoking cigarettes 25/8
4 stickers from the americanized version of the office
when i was a liberal i was very judgmental about taste in art
i have pretty high standards when it comes to comedy but alas
that show capitalized on awkward
proof of what i am talking about right here
i was holding a tripod that's why there's that sound
i'm not a snob about technology, it's more that i don't have any interest in it
i strongly resemble a pretentious person n i'm sorry for that
okay the office is turning right
it's easy to judge a situation before you know all the details
life n shit...exactly.
the reason why people are so militant about certain things
don't think i haven't strongly considered the amish community
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one person laughed, everyone else was mad...CLASSIC ag dark humor
we must make use of our time
what do yawl do when stuck in traffic? the same thing they do when not stuck in traffic
you have to already know the answer to this
you don't have to be a luddite...
it's not phone addiction so much as it is television addiction
they don't even use the phone in a way that a phone is designed to be used
an interactive tv that supplies you w/ brain food
the dopamine issue has already been addressed so...
much like narcissists can't control their impulses...
no better example of sorcery than social media
we are no longer capable of understanding one another cos we no longer understand ourselves
the internet has just made pc culture blatantly obvious
those that work for that grain gon be real mad at cha
why don't they do this in the middle of the night? oh well
are venezuelans able to pour cement into a hole
they knew i was somewhat serious tho
let's analyze the context of such a statement
9 x outta 10 they have no social skills
they get so mad if you force them to talk
door dashers are shitheads that get paid to be on their phones all day
everyone at restaurants hate these people
ag is always calling it
door dash is drivethru service on overdrive
all these apps contribute to obesity n laziness
of course lazy sacks of shit are in favor of this
i'm just talking yawl
americans have always paid more attention to words than actions
if i'm a terrible person i will be forgiven by society but dare i say sumin "racist" or ya know true
weird to actually be moving considering that we weren't for awhile
this tripod is actually working
as sturdy as it can be in a moving vehicle that i am driving
consciousness makes you nauseous
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