MajorMikeWebbForVA

Ladies and Germs? According to two of your esteemed colleagues, "Eddie" Holmes and Kristian Andersen,“[f]ailure to comprehensively investigate the zoonotic origin through collaborative and carefully coordinated studies would leave the world vulnerable to future pandemics arising from the same human activities that have repeatedly put us on a collision course with novel viruses.” Along with Mike Worobey, along with now Florence Debarre, when we look at the Lineage A and B origins of a current public health crisis, it appears that the answer is raccoon dogs. I am not a scientist or a medical professional, nor am I an attorney, but at least someone at DoD, specifically DIA, had believed that I possessed sufficient procurement knowledgeto be offered a job as an analyst, a job for which there is no evidence I ever applied, and in an expired mission. My days of being a biological warfare planner go back three decades, and, to be perfectly honest, when I received the lucrative job offer, with an expiration date on the day before a deadline to enter the VA8GOP nomination convention, I had believed it was an attempt to entice me from a congressional race against former U.S. Ambassador Don Beyer, Jr., amounting to at least an illegal gratuity under 18 U.S.C. Section 201, a predicate offense under the federal racketeering statute. Several litigations later, I learned from MSPB that such a job thousand would have taken, and not tried to sue the government. My bad. And, perhaps I owe my buddy Don Beyer an apology, as so often I was told by an anonymous troll, who owns a tax-free property in Arlington, has the ability to inbox people on Facebook and block their reply, and who is apparently operating above the law to the extent that the police will not even investigate him or his cyberbullying, because several litigations have made it perfectly clear that I was not being offered a bribe. Thank God. However, that leaves this former biological warfare planner being offered a job as a procurement analyst before a once-in-a-lifetime pandemic that is now the longest in history, and attributed to a coronavirus with larger than expectation viriols, with a gain of function that enables them to defy computational fluid dynamics to deliver a payload to a point, rather than an area target, which, in sufficient exposure, could pose an outdoor threat and even defeat industrial grade or military grade respiratory protection, and which just happened to have a case study suggesting that its effective range perfectly matched the parameters of a standard smoke grenade munition, or 30 square meters, requiring in that instance about an hour to deliver an infectious dose, which, according to the CDC, remains an unknown metric, three years into a pandemic, an odd metric not to know because we cannot develop an effective vaccine or determine the correlates of protection without that knowledge, in the absence of a large sample size phase three clinical trial in which at least 70% of Americans appear to have volunteered, over 94% of our military, but only 42% of DoD civilians. Obviously, from all empirical evidence, nobody in the scientific community is concerned that virus particles are the most abundant biological particles in the world, and before only the seventh human coronavirus, they had produced only a total of 219 threats to mankind. Nor does there appear to be any concern that Wei Ji had determined that the novel coronavirus, of a quite singular etiology, possessed an ophidian codon usage bias, despite the fact that there are over three thousand coronaviruses that infect mammals and over three thousand that infect birds, but none, at least prior to our present evolving science, none that infect reptiles, nor specifically snakes, Chinese krait or king cobra, according to Dr. Sanjay Gupta. But this raccoon dog theory just appears to be putting us on the wrong path by simple probabilities, or basic high school math, and if you recall the scene in Fail Safe, some became concerned that the Russians were chasing the decoys and letting the bomber get away, while in No Way Out, Commander Ferrell actually had his computer savvy buddy alter the pixel sorting algorithmto buy more time so he could ya know? Escape. Maybe it's just a movie, but a good plan. It's wholly conceivable it could work. I found it odd that none of the "These Are Raccoon Dogs" articles in the press made any mention that they tend to fatten up in the fall and hibernate in the winter when our pandemic began. Maybe just an oversight, a word that always made me giggle like a school kid when working in intelligence oversight. And the silence from the fact-checkers always prompt to debunk medical misinformation or even the scientific community that has saved us from unacceptable losses attributed to a validated less than five percent secondary attack rate disease, which apparently has found approximately 90% of its fatalities amongst the elderly, who, empirically, probably were gonna die from something eventually anyway. I follow the science. However, finding no answers or responses from my pen pals of pandemic in the science community, including Worobey, Holmes, Baric, and even Andersen, not to mention the "It's in the Air" rock star environmental engineer Linsey C. Marr getting around to a reply, with time being of the essence, at least according to the Wall Street Journal, which has estimated that over 15 million persons worldwide have succumbed to COVID-19, twice the figures officially reported by the WHO, perhaps you can get back to me on my thoughts set out in the attached PowerPoint briefing, apparently the choice method at CDC when Dr. Rochelle Walensky finds a most contagious disease she has ever seen in 20 years of practice--up there with 90% secondary attack rate chickenpox and measles, but only measured primarily for transmissibility in reproductive number, which the CDC, in 2019, had said, was not a rate, and vulnerable to manipulation by less than scrupulous persons. I am currently on appeal to the Virginia State Supreme Court in an attempt to have a grand jury investigation convened on circumstances arising from the infection and death of Senator Tim Kaine'sdear friend, Bishop Gerald Glenn, but no big rush. And no pressure, evolutionary or otherwise. Thanks so much, and look forward to hearing from you. And, y'all come back now, hyeah? -- Major Mike WebbGod's Advocate in PandemicYou can't save the world if you are NEVER born!

Arlington Voters Face “Tough” Choices in November, with an Army Ranger on the Ballot [FOB FREEDOM, April 1, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, given the choice between the easy wrong or the hard right, war-hardened Arlington Democrats even have preachers who pray, every day, that the Lord might make easy their way, but when one fringe independent, known as guns blazing, attempts to get on a ballot, even analysts start thinking about the words “commando”, “scorched earth” and “onslaught”, according to the progressive blog, Blue Virginia. And, delayed in qualification for the November ballot since January, one litigation hobbyist known even to the U.S. Attorney General, is ready to demonstrate clearly why the President might describe the former LBJ Intern he had removed from his office in the U.S. Senate as “passionate”. “We have a pending appeal against several historically Black churches up and down the Eastern Seaboard, a racketeering action at the Fourth Circuit against Jimmy “Indictment Jokes” Kimmel, another action on appeal at the DC Circuit Court on identifying the bonehead in DoD who tried to offer a job to a former biological warfare planner before the current global public health crisis, an action filed last week for the third time, under the FOIA, to obtain a declarative statement regarding the ownership and control of a novel coronavirus that has claimed the lives of over a million Americans, approaching seven million worldwide, and of course, in addition to a few others, our attempt now in Chesterfield to convene a grand jury investigation into the infection and death of Bishop Gerald Glenn, and now next week it looks like we shall be filing another case under the federal racketeering statute to gain qualification for the November ballot. They say the Lord never gives you more than you can bear, and empirically the Man Upstairs must think mighty high of Major mike Webb. But not for a major depressive disorder, I could have done so much more. And this pandemic has been so very hard on us all, especially our less advantaged under Darwinian laws of natural selection,” remarked the former childhood protege to a legendary civil rights and criminal defense attorney, who had served as a legal specialist to the elite 75th Ranger Regiment, before being ordered to attend OCS for an assignment in echelon above corps, strategic counterintelligence. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html. [FOB FREEDOM, March 29, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, with the arrival of pandemic, even 90% selective VCU graduate and Alexandria Democrat Party Mayor Justin Wilson had forgotten about the Liberty Loan Parade that had claimed the lives of thousands within a week during the Spanish Flu Pandemic. But, obviously the intelligence of the elected representative and chief executive of that Washington suburb is a reflection of the very best minds they have to offer, and who wouldn’t take up posting food takeout critiques on Twitter or send their child alone in the streets during a pandemic to fetch their brand new running shoes from Pacer? And, if you wanted to celebrate La Vie Boheme during a pandemic, as Mayor Wilson had encouraged gay men to do, going on what the leading business journal had described as three years, with over 15 million fatalities worldwide, the passage of three years in pandemic probably sounds like the time it takes to get from 1918 to 1919 to you, which ran about normal time for a pandemic. However, one former army top spy is considering the potential risks if, like in the Spanish Flu of 1918, a Richard Pfeiffer who had suckered people in desperation and confusion into investing in his vaccine against for “Pfeiffer’s bacillus” (Bacillus influenzae), which is not the same as the avian flu, H1N1 strain that caused that pandemic, especially if folks like Florence Debarre and Kristian G. Andersen sucker more investors to agree with their thoughts on the COVID-19 origins. Still waiting for the press and scientific communities that deserve all credit for the American Rescue Plan and the safe and effective vaccines, to acknowledge the fact that raccoon dogs would be hibernating, a lethargic state, with reduced breathing, around the time that allegedly trappers, engaged in an illicit trade, had caught them to sell in one of only ten animal stalls in a wet market the size of nine American football fields, while evading capture or arrest by the local police, Major Mike Webb, a former biological warfare planner weighs in and shares his obviously incompetent opinions, according to one court and one prosecutor in Chesterfield, Viriginia. “Still waiting on that proposed order from Commonwealth Attorney Stacey Davenprot and the Court in Chesterfield on the order basically telling Bishop Gerald Glenn’s surviving relatives and friends, next time die by gunfire so police will know that you got attacked, because who studies science and goes into working at the local police department? Dan Bongino took statistics in college, ya know? Big difference between aced statistics and took statistics, but he did take it. But, as those who read science reports under the evolutionary pressure of a lethal pandemic, and include every nonessential member of the clergy on that list, know, Dr. Andersen had joined with Dr. Holmes, Edward C type, one -each, had concluded that failure to locate the zoonotic source would not be a good thing. We might have some disease infested, walking and breathing biological laboratory, setting off new variant strains and pandemics and continuing to wake up surprised. I am not a scientist, and only a former biological warfare planner, but if you want to just swear the cause was raccoon dogs is the zoonotic source, regardless of evidence, and just get over those over a million American dead, let’s just say, I would not be looking forward to a banquet in the heavenly kingdom. And a former COVID Chaplain in the USAR may catch my meaning. Right, Pastor? No names,” laughed Major Mike Webb. According to Pew Research Center, atheists tend to be far more intelligent than people who possess faith and attend religious worship, which would probably include satanic worship. And, following the science, who would really be surprised to find that, despite even the power to heal all afflictions and diseases, the clergy declared themselves nonessential and closed down in person worship, after failing to read, or just comprehend a simple 40-page report published by the WHO in Febuary 2020, where it said in plain English, albeit not the King James: “it is not clear whether this correlates with the presence of an infectious virus.” And yet they claim to be able to decipher religious esoterica. Nor, apparently, did the transgender community acquire any lessons learned during three years of the longest pandemic in history, actually sending a gun toting and guns blazing fool into a school to try to kill people with a firearm, when biological warfare is the oldest form of weapon of mass terror, not destruction, and provides a first strike capability with plausible deniability, which is clearly not the case for the raccoon dog who successfully evaded science for three years, punishing superior intellect of scientists with a virus that isn’t stupid. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Besides Defining “Bravery” for the Wall Street Journal, What Useful Did You Do During the Past Three Years While a Virus That Isn’t Stupid, Launched, Apparently, by a Hibernating Raccoon Dog, Conquered Your World, and Made You Their Slave? [FOB FREEDOM, March 26, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, some, like Kathy Wu, at The Atlantic, say that pandemic will never be over, making this not only the longest pandemic in history, but also the first pandemic with no end date, which would, ironically, be a boon for those who decided to engage some entrepreneurial spirit and begin a pandemic related business, like marketing facial coverings, N95s or even COVID-19 countermeasures, the nomenclature used in the Emergency Use Authorization Declaration that apparently not even Senator Ron Johnson had read when he began making headlines asking for Dr. Anthony Fauci to define the emergency, which HHS Secretary Alex Azar had already done on March 27, 2020, in his declaration, which nobody read. But, besides COVID-19 pounds, pandemic beards, working remotely, at reduced productivity, cancelling or postponing vacations, missing dining, etc., what will you most remember if pandemic is ever over? One not an option fringe independent and homeless man will probably remember most taking the time to take up an avocation as a litigation hobbyist, and now has his quest to have a grand jury investigation convened on its way to the Virginia Supreme Court. “Essentially, as the Court observed in Imbler v. Pachtman, ‘in deciding whether or not to prosecute, the prosecutor performs a ‘quasi-judicial" function’,” and ‘with respect to actions attacking the decision to prosecute or the bringing of evidence or argument to the court, one would expect that the judicial process would be protected -- and indeed its integrity enhanced -- by denial of immunity to prosecutors who engage in unconstitutional conduct.’ Yet, in Buckley v. Simmons, the Court said, ‘Almost any action by a prosecutor, including his or her direct participation in purely investigative activity, could be said to be in some way related to the ultimate decision whether to prosecute, but we have never indicated that absolute immunity is that expansive.’ It is one thing to tell a judge or prosecutor that they have to suck the egg and be told how to suck it, and this mandamus action simply says to Commonwealth Attorney Stacey Davenport she has a death, under suspect circumstances, not even Doc Northam or VDH ever considered this alleged highly contagious disease could be weaponized, and we have a FOIA that established that. Does it hurt her feelings to simply convene a grand jury to just investigate some well-developed leads? We have seen congressional inquiries on January 6th, UFOs, and now even COVID-19, but some dead Negro preacher in her town is not worth a little due diligence investigation? Y’all need to remember that when you go to vote, at least that is what the judge told me,” remarked Major Mike Webb, leading challenger against Arlington attorney Alphonso Lopez, who, like former Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax didn’t take this case, and Webb is not even getting paid, and is homeless. Give until it hurts? Selfless service? Expect nothing in return? Ring a bell, clergy? Or maybe that’s just advertising. Webb had even put out an advertisement to see if anyone might be interested in gaining some legal experience, and who would believe with all of the budding persons passionate for justice, the “doors of the church were open, and nobody came.” You wonder why they say there is plenty of good room in the Kingdom, right? Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Litigation Hobbyist Preps for Hearing of the Century, in Race to Resolve COVID-19 Origins—Before the Intelligence Community [FOB FREEDOM, March 21, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, at least one fringe independent in America is feeling like Marty McFly jamming to the tune of Johnny B. Goode on an electric guitar in a high school auditorium in the 1950s as what is certainly the most unique legal case draws near in a courtroom just across the river and due south of the capital city of the seventh most educated, by credentials, state in America. And while there, incredibly, to at least a few, is actually a debate about the possible coronavirus origin connected to a hibernating relative of a fox, it is evident that this was a simple issue for most to understand, a graduate of the most competitive private college in Virginia would not have to be in a courtroom in an adverserial process against a local prosecutor. And in his promotion video, the notorious son of a preacher again assumes the pedagogical role to explain a little more about the intelligence analysis process. “Do most folks who go to Huachuca understand this crap? Probably not, but nor do most folks find themselves helping to produce points of instruction for a course they never attended—the counterintelligence and human intelligence course—they never attended themselves, and just a few years after graduating from that schoolhouse installation. So, for review, for some, and for instruction to probably the clear majority of the rest, we kind of lay out that whole idea about the acetate templates we use in tactical intelligence, beginning with what are called doctrinal templates, which are akin, in pandemic to the metadata analysis, and rote recitals about how viruses always zoonotically evolve through spillover to humans. Not if you look at the historical timeline, and that is why we have situation maps and reports to update the intelligence analysis process and to develop a clearer picture of the threat. You don’t wanna be the dude who is briefing the doctrinal template and believing that is the situation on the ground, or you might have an infantry battalion coming at you from inside a mountain and taking artillery from positions at the bottom of a lake,” explained the retired Army Ranger in a way that you will never find anyone elected and claiming to have been a Ranger do. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

200 Arlington Residents Gathered to Discuss Missing Middle, While One Homeless Former Biological Warfare Planner Questioned Scientists About a Hibernating Coon Dawg [FOB FREEDOM, March 18, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, given the choice of being one of the most affluent in a suburban community and pontificating about a zoning issue to provide more access to low-income housing in a government board room on a Saturday morning, spend a few hours sharing your feelings of compassion, or being one of Arlington’s homeless, sending emails to notable virologists, microbiologists and epidemiologists, in addition to pandemic celebrity journalists regarding the newest claims resolving the global public health crisis that has been attributed, by the nation’s leading business publication, to the fatalities of over 15 million worldwide, what would you choose? Well, at least for some 200 residents in the community with the most government scientists, and the most educated, by credentials, municipality in the nation, ranked 14th for holders of graduate degrees, it was discussing the Missing Middle zoning plan regarding low-income housing options, but for one former biological warfare planner, and litigation hobbyist known for his passionate nature, even by the President, Major Mike Webb decided to forgo the local controversy flavor of the day, and with seven cases docketed for certiorari, just kept plugging on, drafting appellate briefs, and penning emails to persons like Bruce Aylward, Kristian Andersen, Michael Worobey, James E. Pekar and several journalists about an apparently new discovery: a raccoon dog, none of which have been found infected, now being blamed for the global public health crisis that has claimed over a million American lives. “Yeah. Small potatoes, I know. A little pandemic that closed churches, businesses and schools, killed grandmas, grandpas, and even 27,000 kids worldwide. But, when you are unemployed, homeless, a major depressive, ostracized and still single, perhaps your priorities are a little bit different. BMWs Ain’t Out Yet and Montblanc pens may do it for some pastors, and men of God, but I stick to the simple things in life—when not enjoying porn, of course. But ain’t it something how like all of a sudden these amazing scientists who could pump out safe and effective vaccines in record time are now, three years later saying, ‘Oops! I forgot about the raccoon dogs we tried to pin the first bat coronavirus outbreak on—the one recombinant coronavirus patent holder Ralph Baric had predicted after finishing up work with Tony Fauci on AIDS. Sounds pretty thin to me, and I just spent most of my life investigating and tracking terrorists, drug dealers, spies, and even honor code violators. Used to knock out line of duty investigative reports, performed vulnerability assessments and planned red teams against mission impossible high value targets. Hell, I was crashing into the Twin Towers with FS98, and who’d have thunk it, right? C’est la vie. I prefer the boring life,” remarked former army top spy. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html. For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.

According to Newton, for Every Action, Perhaps Even Civil, There Is an Equal and Opposite Reaction, and, in Science All Phenomena Have a Cause, and, of Record, Fauci, Now, Believes a Lab Origin May Be Conceivable [FOB FREEDOM, March 16, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, according to a recent report, regarding a meeting with a powerful owner of a nonprofit by several national leaders in public health, Doctor Anthony Fauci, the most trusted voice for separating fact from fiction, has conceded that at least half of them had rejected the natural origin theory in February 2020, just like only three in ten Americans, 48% of whom had never even gone to college, according to a poll conducted by Pew Research Center, at a time when that research institution had claimed that most scientists had believed the natural origins hypothesis. At the same time that one scientist who recently deleted his Twitter account, was so convinced that the virus came from a laboratory that he had contacted Dr. Fauci personally through an email, one Indian scientist had claimed that his research team had identified, on the spike protein, amino acid residues, that possessed “identity or similarity to those in the HIV-1 gp120 or HIV-1 Gag”, residues that would be consistent with an HIV infection, and that have since been confirmed, in fact, to be on the spike protein, and certainly, at least Dr. Fauci had some experience with leadership during the AIDS crisis, as did Dr. Ralph Baric, because that is where, according to his UNC-Chapel Hill Alumni site, that was where he got his start in microbiology before becoming passionate about coronaviruses with which he believed had potential for spillover, miraculously predicting the emergence of SARS-CoV-1, right after he had obtained a patent for methods to develop recombinant coronaviruses. At that same time a Chinese scientist had claimed that the virus of an etiology quite singular, as described by one candidate for vaccine development, had possessed an ophidian codon usage bias, or snake affinity, even though coronaviruses are exclusive in infections to mammalian and avian species, as certainly any microbiologist, vaccinologist, epidemiologist, evolutionary biologist or virologist should know, and have not, at least in the past, ever posed a threat to reptiles, specifically snakes, and more specifically the Chinese krait or king cobra that CNN top medical expert Dr. Sanjay Gupta had claimed may have been the zoonotic source for a pneumonia of unknown etiology that had emerged in China, from the most abundant biological particles in the world, which had, to that date, produced only a total of 219 threats to mankind, and only six human coronaviruses, and yet, Dr. Fauci believed that a natural origin was the most likely scenario, an issue about which not even the Intelligence Community or the members of Congress are quite certain yet, even after three years to pick up a science book and learn about viruses. But, today, apparently now even “the Bat Woman” confirms that the novel coronavirus not only has elements from HIV, but posssesses LFA-1, the agent most responsible for damage to leukocytes, which provide immunity and which, upon attack, in AIDS, leads to apoptosis and lymphopenia for that part of the American population, who are HIV positive, who enjoyed a nine percent case fatality rate, compared to the national rate in America of only 1.1%, and at least until recently, Dr. Anthony Fauci, who had led the world during the AIDS crisis, has evolved in his willingness to accept some crackpot theories, but, at least one homeless man, and recipient of a letter from the Congregation for the Causes of Saints at the Vatican, considers what would Jesus do? “Recall that let’s just say fable where the risen Savior of Christians who was kicked to the curb during the first year of pandemic, turns to the crowd and asks anyone who has not sinned to cast the first stone? Well, empirically, quite a few of us did not quite keep up with the reading, and, if you did it to the least of these my brethren, verily I say unto you, ‘Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood clean from my hand? No, this my hand will rather the multitudinous seas incarnadine, making the green one red. Out! Out, damn spot? Okay, not everyone read Shakespeare, either,” laughed Major Mike Webb uproariously. Apparently, in three years, not even those who considered the possibility of a lab leak had extended that consideration to the ethical, moral or legal consequences arising therefrom, and, to date, over 6.8 million lives have been attributed to a novel coronavirus, while, at least according to one Founder, “our Constitution was made for a religious and moral people”, “wholly not suited for any other”. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html. For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html. For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.

Indefatigable or Simply Extended Mania, Homeless Man Presses Forward in Community Torn by Racial Strife, Looking Forward to Hearing on Grand Jury Investigation into COVID-19 Infections [FOB FREEDOM, March 15, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, through rain, sleet, snow, and hale, they say that nothing stops the U.S. Mail, but one bipolar, homeless man, fixated on a dysphoric sense that he had once served as a biological warfare planner continues to strive to gain access to the November ballot as a candidate, and prepares for a hearing in Chesterfield, Virginia, even after a task force of officers from the Arlington County Sheriff's Office arrived at his former apartment residence to enforce an unlawful eviction. And, having “floated around the periphery of Northern Virginia politics for almost a decade”, in a campaign “started as grassroots as they come in the 21st century, with a Facebook page, and then local farmer’s markets and churches when that started gaining a following”, why should homelessness be an impediment for the prolific litigation hobbyist to produce yet another video, tempting another ban on the YouTube video platform for disseminating “medical misinformation”? Major Mike Webb, at least claims to have served as the most junior commissioned officer to have ever served as the operations officer for all U.S. Army strategic counterintelligence, and at least claims to have played a critical staff role in launching the AFMIC, the precursor organization to the NMIC, which Good Morning America’s George Stephanopoulos had claimed was responsible for alerting the former President about an emerging public health crisis in China as early as November 2019, and with a half dozen cases docketed for certiorari in less than a year, even progressives in chic coffee houses in Seattle have noted that Merrick Garland’s most notorious litigation hobbyist had been against the government response to the current public health crisis. And, in his latest video, he turns to a topic that has found great silence in the LGBTQ community, which has found in the pandemic for those afflicted with HIV, a 9% case fatality rate, nine times the national rate, turning his attention to a recent peer-reviewed study by “the Bat Woman”, Dr. Zheng-Li Shi, of the Wuhan Institute of Virology, the other name identified with Ralph Baric, in an urgent email dispatched to Dr. Hugh Auchincloss from Dr. Anthony Fauci, on February 1, 2020, with its topic an article announcing the successful cultivation of a SARS-like, chimeric coronavirus, both in vivo, and, for the first time for any virus, in vitro. “Dr. Shi’s claims are quite distinct from a preprint that had been published in late January 2020, when, simultaneously, Dr. Kristian G. Andersen was penning an email to Dr. Fauci about his observations that the virus appeared to be engineered, and by the time that the paper by Prashant Pradhan, claiming four inserts on the spike protein, was being withdrawn, because she proposes that LFA-1 is an independent attack module, targeting on the T cells, one of only a few scientists are now discovering are present in this novel coronavirus, uniquely adapted to the human physiology, attempting to infect a human in coordinated, simultaneous attacks, even beyond the ACE2 that has been the focus of much discussion. If you want to believe this is a natural evolution, nature doesn’t like gay men, apparently, which should present evolutionary pressure to focus on being attacked, but, on all evidence, personal pronouns, extracurricular sports and restroom facilities are their priority. They may have some slave blood in them, because we all know about the cotton here in Arlington. And you know Old Pete Buttigieg had packed a stadium so full they had to call the fire marshal at the beginning of the pandemic. Like Dr. Rochelle Walensky said, this virus isn’t stupid, and human choices have not served some well. But, as the President said, after this dark period, we shall emerge a stronger nation. Ziech Heil!” quipped the “White Supremacist” and he ain’t really Black. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html. For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.

Stacey and Rachel! For the upcoming hearing on the motion for plea in bar, I am forwarding to the court the attached PowerPoint for use as an exhibit regarding the secondary attack rate for COVID-19's earliest variant to arrive in the U.S., which was only less than five percent. Doctor Fauci and others have repeatedly said there is no evidence to support a lab leak, but there were also no infected animals found in the wet market, but there was, according to George Gao's preprint, upon which John Pekar and Michael Worobey'smuchcelebrated zoonotic origins peer-reviewed studies rely, viable samplesrecovered in the sewage of only that market, one of three, in Wuhan, indicative that something was "circulating" at that location. Note that the only locations where samples were not found were interior locations, and apparently when somebody opened the doors to a freezer, nobody shed any viral load to be recovered, if one follows the idea of an infectious virus. There are 20 symbols on one standard roller on a slot machine, and how many people, on a random roll, feel lucky they will get the number show up in the window that they wanted? But that is our novel virus that became a pandemic, and had claimed 527,000 American lives by the first anniversary of the pandemic declaration, as the Delta variant was making its way to America. I will definitely use the PowerPoint, and possibly George Gao's study, but may also utilize Andersen's works with Nicole Washington and Mark Zeller, which demonstrate that we have a geographically diversified novel coronavirus, which is a marker that, let's just say, a biological warfare planner would find useful, to provide a warning if suddenly the noninfectious virus that was deployed had gone rogue and actually became infectious. Two hundred cases of Euro Coronavirus showing up in the USA might get an urgent phone call to higher because Houston has a problem. And, I agree with those who say there is no evidence that the virus "escaped", as a former biological warfare planner. Looking forward to the hearing. -- Major Mike Webb You can't save the world if you are NEVER born!

Greetings and Salutations! Quite often, especially at events before the steps of the Supreme Court, we have been what may fairly be described as adversaries in advocacy arising from controversial issues; however, following what has been published in the science reports, as well as promoted by various public health agencies, one must concede that a most particular picture of events emerges from the proximal origins hypothesis proposed by the esteemed Dr. Anthony Fauci, and many notable evolutionary virologists that, I must confess, finds me, an evangelical Christian, of international notoriety, quite alarmed. I have proposed to some leading scientists, on your behalf, if not behest, the commissioning of a study to aid in the final resolution of a vexing mystery that even now the most trusted voice in separating fact from fiction has conceded may never find resolution, while certainly aware that Doctors Edward C. Holmes and Kristian G. Andersen, have warned that a failure to determine shall inevitably result in those very same human activities bringing us into collision with novel viruses. I find it most intriguing that a notable evolutionary biologist like Dr. Ralph Baric, who had early discovered the threat posed my bat coronaviruses circulating in China that found great potential for spill over with great facility chose not to erect some barrier before such a collision might occur, building a wall of separation, in social distancing, rather than taking that critical time to continuing to explore the possibilities through cultivation of recombinant and chimeric viruses. Nonetheless, we must concede, keeping an open mind, open to all possibilities, that if, in fact, the virus emerged through some inter course of sufficient exposure, one could not rule out, at least presently, the population for whom you direct your advocacy activities, especially after the recent novel case of a canine infection with our newest PHEIC, monkeypox, a tragic affliction arising in a household pet who had shared a bed with his gay lover owners who had both confessed to being unfaithful to one another, in their loving relationship, albeit not a holy union, according to some religious faith denominations. So, like I have called upon the scientific community to rule out the plausibility that the virus that the Wall Street Journal has recently attributed to over 15 million fatalities worldwide, twice the numbers reported by the WHO, in Christian charity, I beseech you, therefore, to summon your courage and skills to develop some scientific arguments, grounded in empirical evidence, to exculpate gay men who, it at least appears, perhaps only in ascertainment bias to have been the results of some persons in your constituency pursuing their assumed rights to sexual freedom without consequences. Dr. Linsey C. Marr has done some work to assist you, and encourage you to rely upon her as a resource, because she has reported that an index case, infected in Wuhan, during this alleged community transmission early in the public health crisis, had traveled some 614 miles on a train trip consuming two days, without setting off a chain of infections, but, at a dining room had set off a super spreader event, infecting only nine others, sparing eight staff members and others in the 145 square meter space, while seated in a 30 square meters corner section serviced by one air conditioning vent, overlapping in presence for about an hour. Hence, we must assume the cause of our two lineage cases appears to suggest someone in intimate contact with an animal in an unnatural union, love notwithstanding, for at least that amount of time. Note that when Ralph Northam had proposed to encourage gay men, over 50% of whom the CDC reports are unaware that they are infected with HIV, I and I alone, brought a case to enjoin him from placing your constituents at risk of a disease that has proven so fatal to the gay community. So, don't be hating on MOI, deplorable though I may be. So, go, science experts! And I look forward to reviewing your arguments. You may ask The Satanic Temple, as my efforts to appeal to the Satanists have thus far been woefully unavailing, and one would have thought we could put away our religious divisions in an effort to save their own proselytes. Feelings are often hurt but never help in matters of science. And, you know, God loves you? Major Mike Webb God's Advocate in Pandemic You can’t save the world if you are NEVER born!

Webb to Fauci: “Prosecute You for What? Is That a Question to the General Audience or Just the Some Going Off the Deep End?” [FOB FREEDOM, March 13, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, the most trusted voice in pandemic, Anthony S. Fauci, M.D., is apparently carefully choosing his words these days, indicative of some evolutionary pressure, noting to CNN’s Jake Costa that he didn’t know what “they” were talking about and that “some” appear to be going off the deep end, but the former NIAID Director has a long history of official statements regarding the origins and nature of the novel coronavirus that, according to the Wall Street Journal, has claimed the lives of over 15 million worldwide, and one guns blazing litigation hobbyist certainly is not mincing any words regarding his former lead defendant, in a case that had been docketed at the nation’s highest court. “Under U.S. v. Climico, I am certain that Tony’s attorneys know, false exculpatory statements are strong circumstantial evidence to establish the existence of a conspiracy, akin to the inferential analysis works upon which he and others now rely, in the absence of direct evidence. Speaking of which, Tony has said he could see no evidence of a lab leak, attempting to convey a similar message as Rochelle Walensky, when she had claimed, after viewing a PowerPoint briefing, that the Delta variant was the most contagious virus that she had ever seen, but then apparently felt the need to ad lib, tacking on claims that found NPR cleaning up behind her on claims that variant was contagious as measles and chickenpox, which even the CDC website acknowledges share a 90% secondary attack rate, a rate never published for COVID-19 suspiciously, especially since two credible studies, one by the WHO in February 2020, and one, after an examination of three million laboratory confirmed cases in India, published in October 2020, just before the infection of the former President, had found a secondary attack rate of less than five percent, 12 times too low to be even described as a highly contagious disease—count one for fraud—and therefore incapable of setting off a super spreader event as Tony had claimed was responsible for the outbreak at the Rose Garden, saying that the data speak for themselves. And if Tony wants to know what to prosecute him for, I might start with conspiracy in an attempt to assassinate the former President. Maybe he can answer why Tony can answer my question as to why he doesn’t know the standard for describing a highly contagious disease, and why he decided at that moment to cover up a serious crime,” stated Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html. For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.

Divine Intervention Delivers Tools to Resolve the COVID-19 Origins Conundrum [FOB FREEDOM, March 10, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, if you were to ask Jamie Metzl at the Wall Street Journal, he would say “With more than a million Americans dead from Covid-19, and an estimated 15 million dead worldwide, that’s inexcusable.” And that former WHO employee, now turned provocative journalist says, we need to get down on our knees and pray for an answer from Congress. And, perhaps that is the only thing left, if Satan After School can’t save the world, teaching kids arts “an science”, especially after the most trusted voice in the pandemic for separating fact from fiction, Dr. Anthony Fauci sat down for a “fireside chat” with “Anna Kuchment, the Globe’s medical and biotechnology editor, was the first event in the Globe’s series of online seminars celebrating advances in science and technology”, and conceded, in retirement, apparently taken out by his tragic COVID-19 infection, and not exactly being a spring chicken, 82 years “young”, as they say, ““We may not ever know.” Even with two, new, peer-reviewed studies from the nation’s top scientists who had been able, in record time, to develop and distribute the safe and effective vaccines in a once-in-a-lifetime pandemic to combat a virus not even the scientists yet understand, a strategy that not even the football team, in the locker room, and watching the video replays, would dare attempt before a big championship game. But, Fauci says, safe in retirement, and leaving the reins to some young huckster, which not even Not Afraid to Burn in Hell Don Beyer would do, nor would 75% of Democrats or even voters in VA8 thought was a good idea in the last election, and in answering the question, “When will COVID-19 recede?” Fauci answered, not get on your knees and pray, but, “That’s up to us. . . It’s totally up to us.” Yes. God has abandoned you, for those who missed that memo, or who are just tuning in. According to the BBC, the news folks who broadcast news with a British accent and make the Colonists believe they are far more intelligent, but, call it ex deus machina, divine intervention, providence, or whatever, because Burnsy is back, cigar and all, to say, “Goodnight, Gracie”, to the naysayers on a lab leak hypothesis, parsing the conundrum into its component parts, and explaining evidence, with the gracious assistance of Dr. Kristian G. Andersen, who had dazzled the world with his sheer brilliance on resolving the lack of direct, forensic, empirical evidence of any infected animals at the wet market and introducing inferential analysis tools. And, thank God, because you, too, with one easy lesson, can use those very same inferential reasoning tools in combatting adversaries trying to be the fox to your sheeplike demeanor, closing your business, canceling your vacation, donning nonmedical grade facial coverings, depriving your kid of education, and abandoning your Lord and Savior, until after the pandemic. “Ever see that movie with the kid and Pazuzu? Well, it’s something like that. Unfortunately, when it happens, I don’t walk down the stairs upside down with a spider walk. My head doesn’t spin around 360 degrees. I don’t vomit on priests—at least not yet. One minute, Dog, I be chilling. And then. Bam. This force just takes control of my entire being and suddenly I am George Burns putting out a video to explain crap I don’t even understand. They never told us this at Liberty University, ya know?” some crazy homeless man told reporters. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html. For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.

Webb to Paul: "Spoiler Alert: Cover Up on the Horizon; So, Check Your Eyeglass Prescription." [FOB FREEDOM, March 7, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, at least one former biological warfare planner who had donned the hat of a litigation hobbyist within days after the lockdowns, “mask” mandates and “vaccine” mandates, has had the opportunity to review the long ramp up that preceded a once-in-a-lifetime pandemic about which, according at least to Good Morning America, found a novel coronavirus transmitting messages vulnerable to covert interception in November 2019, before it had zoonotically evolved, but one medical doctor in the U.S. Senate, now, is claiming there was a cover-up, while doctors are claiming that they had been bullied, preventing them from averting an American death toll exceeding a million, and many fingers are now pointing to the five-foot and seven inch former basketball player and the most trusted voice in pandemic for separating fact from fiction, claiming he had masterminded a cover-up, but, at least with present science, one fringe independent and not a serious option candidate who has floated around the periphery of Northern Virginia politics for almost a decade says, we cannot turn back time, and is looking, again, to the pandemic next time. A recent work, published by Nathan D. Grubaugh finds a wahnseekonferenz coincidental collaboration of the usual suspects, including Edward C. Holmes, Michael Worobey, Andrew Rambau, Jonathan E. Pekar and Kristian G. Andersen, preparing the world for the WHO’s “Disease X” pandemic, with a real-time tracking capability, exceeding the capabilities revealed in various reports in which Andersen and several persons of common interest had produced during the current once-in-a-lifetime pandemic, and, Major Mike Webb has found himself once again employing those all-source intelligence analysis skills he had acquired over three decades ago, helping to stand up a NORAD capability to prevent public health emergencies and biological terror, which, on all empirical evidence, provided no value added in the current pandemic, at least for those who became its victims. According to the reports in which Andersen had served as a co-author, concealed from immediate view, apparently, like the various changes in formula used for soft drinks, like Coca-Cola, to suit the particular tastes of markets worldwide, the novel coronavirus had been tailored, apparently, through natural selection, to certain markets, practically from introduction, producing a uniquely American brand that had descended upon Louisiana, the source of infection for at least 30 Pentecostal bishops and faith leaders who had not only contracted the disease in Shreveport, where the incidence had been so low that the probability of their being in a simple fender bender was greater than catching COVID-19, but also had died before the first Easter in pandemic. Similar diversification, apparently, had been present in the most contagious disease that Dr. Rochelle Walensky had ever seen in her 20 year career, producing uniquely Indian mutations, British and European mutations, and American mutations, permitting, according to Webb, a former biological warfare planner, an element of early warning and control, to provide an alert and warning if a noninfectious virus had, of its own accord, become infectious and gone rogue. “Why did B.1.1.7 not take hold and dominate in India, but became the dominant strain of Delta in the U.K. and Europe? How did B.1.1.7 produce a B.1.1.7 American brand? And how did these various strains not find a worldwide mixture or one brand with global dominance. It is very much like the consistent finding of no wider community spread. It was being deployed boutique style, with tailored payloads for specific markets, as we can clearly see in places like Latin America and India, where we find an aberration regarding the most vulnerable age cohort. And, I found particularly interesting the challenge study results in England, two years in the making, as a former biological warfare planner, at least. I would really love to see some more detail on the 50% of persons who were infected with only ten particles from a disease, after intranasal inoculation by a virus uniquely adapted to human physiology, for which we required 100,000 to ten million particles to infect a Syrian hamster. Race? Sex? Comorbidities? Some people shall we say, don’t have that natural immunity we have heard so much about, and at least anecdotally from the experience of Savannah Guthry, apparently, some people have the curious coincidence of running into this virus multiple times, as a study found with about 12% of veterans under the care of the Veterans Administration, where we have lost to date, 10,429 in patient residents in the 134 veterans care facilities where they had claimed to have proactively closed the doors to visitors the day before the pandemic declaration, and, sadly, in outbreaks that predominantly occurred in facilities serving minority populations, and this virus isn’t stupid. Kind of makes you wonder why DIA might want some ignoramus like me working as a procurement analyst in an expired mission just before our pandemic, right?” smiled the former army top spy, devilishly. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html. For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.

America Leads Death Toll in Once-in-a-Lifetime Pandemic, As Months of Discord Continue in Debate Over “Masks”, Repeating History of Panama Canal Construction [FOB FREEDOM, March 6, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, during the quest to achieve an architectural wonder, constructing locks through an eight-mile stretch of the Calebras Cut, at least the ideological and political divisions between scientists and engineers and indigenous peoples were put aside, while, coordinated, simultaneous attacks from disease-bearing mosquitoes decimated their ranks with Yellow Fever and Malaria, while they all masked up, which was consistent with the religious beliefs of the indigenous people, who believed the gods were bringing bad air, and the consensus of the scientific community, which was convinced also that bad air was halting progress while they attempted to remove rich, red mud in a triple canopy rainforest, disturbing larva beds. But one Captain Ross and Colonel Gorgas had faced a similar problem in Havana, which, try though they might, even the deaths of 22,000 could not convince either side that their safe and effective plan was not sound; so, why should a pandemic, with official worldwide death tolls eclipsing the determined efforts of Adolph Hitler, in half the time? Well, one former commander from basic training has decided to return back to those common task skills taught in the first weeks to initial entry soldiers, transitioning from the life of a civilian, introducing the topic of a distinction between “cover” and “concealment” to provide evolutionary pressure to bring about a paradigmatic shift in the “mask” mandate debate, a misnomer, because anything less than medical grade protection is not a mask, technically, except at a masquerade party or on Halloween, and a class six felony to wear in public in the Commonwealth of Virginia if a person dons an N95 when not a public health worker engaged in work in that profession. “Major General Jody Daniels, you know, was my old Battalion Commander at a drill sergeant unit, and I am most certain that she is fully aware of the difference between cover and concealment, but if this was a quarterly training brief or QTB, we would have to mark this mission essential task with a U, for untrained, even three years into a pandemic, and who cannot recall watching and wincing as military academy cadets were socially distanced on a parade field and wearing masks before pinning on the butter bars of commissioned lieutenants? Postcards from a pandemic, we can laugh about later, like afros, goatees, platform shoes, mullets, blue hair, and what have you,” giggled Major Mike Webb, the most junior commissioned officer to have ever served as the Operations Officer for strategic counterintelligence in CONUS, a military field where they take pride in screwing with people’s heads, perfect training for a commander in basic training. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html. For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.

The Graduate of Cambridge and Harvard Who Happened to Be at the Right Place at the Right Time, Like Two Lineages of a Novel Virus in Proximity to a Lab [FOB FREEDOM, March 4, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, the city, second only to Shanghai in the early 18th Century, today, boasts a biomedical complex, where even Pfizer has an international presence, but also the home of several research facilities, where evolutionary works are performed, which, according to Dr. Kristian Andersen are not to be considered during a spatial relative risk analysis to determine the origins of a novel virus that Dr. Anthony Fauci concedes may never be known. However, in a groundbreaking report to the Intelligence Community from a member coming out from the cold of retirement, many new details are brought to light regarding the author of the definitive zoonotic evolution report, before beginning a prolific writing career, dedicated to the study of a novel coronavirus. In 2014, Andersen had been involved in the production of only one work on Ebola virus, as a co-author, and produced yet another as a co-author the next year, when he would produce his first pubication as a lead author, discussing the origins of the Lassa virus. In 2016, he would co-author a total of three works, one with a later co-author Edward C. Holmes on the topic of SARS-CoV-2, but in that year dedicated to Ebola, one of two works that year on that topic, as a co-author, as well as participating in a general study on outbreak phenomenon. In 2017, he would co-author two works on the Zika virus, and in 2018, just four works would find him listed, yet again as a co-author, one each on his prior topics of Zika and Ebola, and one, again with Holmes. In 2019, Andersen would add his name again to four works, just before becoming famous, as the most cited author of a study on the origins of a novel coronavirus, his only work in that year. But, three of four works in 2021 would be dedicated to SARS-CoV-2, and the other to Ebola, and always just one of many co-authors, and not the lead. In 2022, he would dedicate his efforts exclusively as a co-author on subjects related to SARS-CoV-2, producing four works, two of which found him returning to the origins mystery, and in just the first quarter of 2023, Andersen has joined again as a co-author on a study about what has become his newfound expertise: SARS-CoV-2, but not even the esteemed Dr. Fauci mentions his name, when discussing the two peer reviewed works by evolutionary virology that provide strong support for a natural evolution, and at least one story that had appeared in the New York Times in July 2021, had identified Andersen as a truly evolutionary scientist. One of his seminal works on COVID-19, not published until April 2021, takes credit for predicting that B.1.1.7, the Delta variant of concern, would become the predominant strain by March 2021. Yes, you read that right, but also reveals that, contrary to popular reports, the most contagious virus that Dr. Rochelle Walensky had seen in 20 years of practice had not stalled in India after emerging in India, before suddenly catching fire five months later to travel around the world, but rather had been present, without dominating potential around November 2020, introducing itself below radar and surveillance, equipped with the gain of function to enable it to escape detection by appearing in most aspects to be identical to the B.1.1.7 variant beginning to proliferate in the U.K. but not all, presenting an elusive cousin, that had concealed its differences on the critical spike protein. And, another late to print work, not published until September 2021, informed the world that the virus that was apparently attributed to the deaths of 30 Pentecostal faith leaders before Easter was homegrown, not traveling to the Bayou state during Mardis Gras from Europe or Asia, ignoring even reports in Fox News that had appeared in April 2021, they still obtained peer review by claiming that apparently, the outdoor parades of Mardis Gras had caused the outbreaks that spread to places like Shreveport, where the Church of God in Christ had its convention, at a time when the chances of being involved in a car accident exceeded the probability of catching COVID-19, much less dying from it before Easter. And, what of the early presence of COVID-19 before the alleged zoonotic evolution at the wet market in Wuhan, in Italy, the United States and France by December 2019, much less the appearance of COVID-19 in sewage samples in Barcelona in March 2019, which appeared only briefly and had disappeared, serving a fatal blow to a zoonotic evolution? For whatever reason, Dr. Anders, and the other evolutionary scientists elect a right to remain silent, rather than, as Thomas Kuhn had advised, developing a unified theory to explain all or most anomalies. But, if nobody even read the 40-page report by Bruce Aylward at the beginning of the public health crisis, what are the odds that anyone might question the arguments advanced in these reports? Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html. For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.

Misled, Fully Vaccinated and Boosted, How Many Highly Educated and Enlightened Following the Science Recall Declan Booster’s Warning About Ralph Baric? [FOB FREEDOM, March 3, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, while the successful cultivation of the first virus in vivo had failed to make the news, or raise the interest of voters now feeling misled about a virus for which they had volunteered to get vaccinated, at least three members of the oxymoronic Intelligence Community, in October 2021, had raised concerns, albeit after one Declan Butler had expressed fears that the potentially hazardous gain of function research conducted by the recipient of the Oliver Max Gardner Award, which “recognizes faculty who have ‘made the greatest contribution to the welfare of the human race’,” for his groundbreaking works, “contribut[ing] to the development of life-saving coronavirus vaccines and pharmaceutical treatments”, raising questions as to why anyone in their right mind would attempt had “caused disease in mice, but did not kill them.” According to the claim, published in Nature, the work of the William R. Kenan, Jr., Distinguished Professor at the UNC Gillings School of Global Public Health at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, Ralph Baric, did successfully “show that the virus in wild bats would need to evolve to pose any threat to humans — a change that may never happen,” when he had “reconstructed the wild virus from its genome sequence and found that it grew poorly in human cell cultures and caused no significant disease in mice”, in an effort “achieve in vitro titers equivalent to epidemic strains of SARS-CoV”, medical research that, apparently the most trusted voice in separating fact from fiction in the once in a lifetime pandemic found so much urgent concern that he had interrupted the weekend of his Deputy, Dr. Hugh Auchincloss, to review and complete tasks that day, a Saturday. “We have no idea what zoonotic source caused a pandemic the Wall Street Journal claims killed over 15 million, but Ralph Baric and his colleagues, apparently for decades, had been selling the idea that coronaviruses in horseshoe bats presented a clear and present danger to humanity from spillovers that did not cause the pandemic, despite as high as a 95% similarity to SARS, according to the WHO? We have hundreds of millions of dollars, some $337 million into critical research, according to BMJ, invested in this crackpot theory, suggesting that horseshoe bat coronaviruses that didn’t even cause a mice pandemic concurrent without our own, and which produced a disease that failed to kill mice in epidemic laboratory simulations, and anyone who knows about coronaviruses knows that they cause gastric maladies in mammals, except humans. But somehow this research on vaccines, and at least two patents Baric obtained before the pandemic, had helped in the record-breaking time to produce COVID-19 countermeasures developed with no idea about correlates of protection or infectious dose, and this is what Major Jody Daniels, a Ph.D., calls backed by the science? No wonder we are harvesting cotton in Arlington in February,” gasped, in aghast, one former Yankee and affected Southerner, who ain’t really Black. According to recent news reports, apparently not only the Intelligence Community remains stumped, prompting the President to issue an emergency call to anyone employed in “good enough for government work” who has an uninformed opinion, to assist in a “holistic approach” to resolve what remains a mystery to scientists who developed the safe and effective vaccines in record time, and, at least according to the federal judiciary, mere criticisms and enigmatic allegations, vexatious and frivolous, about the government being unable to confirm or deny whether it owns or controls the novel coronavirus contribute nothing to this discussion. But the President who was certain that a mandate for nonmedical grade facial coverings determined to have been wholly ineffective by the NIOSH over a decade ago, and who promised he would acknowledge if the American Rescue Plan failed at any part, “but it won’t”, has assured all that, after this dark period, we shall emerge as a stronger nation. As his football coach used to say, “Good luck in senior year!” And we all know the academic acumen of college athletes. Who won the game? According to the Editorial Board at the Chicago Tribune, founders of the Mouza Award, recognizing extraordinary achievements in watching porn, “The origin of COVID-19 is a matter of crucial import to the world, not just vital to the assessment of culpability but to the cause of trying to prevent the recurrence of something similarly catastrophic. It remains an unanswered question." Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html. For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.

Zoonotic Evolution Leading Advocate Appears to Secretly, or Unwittingly Telegraph Hidden Clues about Virus Origins, According to Intelligence Sources [FOB FREEDOM, February 28, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, according to Reverend Martin Luther King, Jr., in what would be his very last, “longevity has its place, but that doesn’t matter now” address, “[w]e have the opportunity to make a better nation”, a world that he had described as “sick”, and one of his contemporaries, President John F. Kennedy, had said during his inaugural address, that “man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty and all forms of human life”. And, today, a President who had even preached a sermon in the pulpit at America’s Freedom Church, where Reverend King had served as a copastor with his father, had reminded all Americans of the marvels of science, with a promise to fulfill, when, after a dark period, the nation might emerge as a stronger nation, had captured imaginations by delivering the suggestion that “[t]he development, manufacture, and distribution of the vaccines in record time is a true miracle of science”, described as “one of the most extraordinary achievements any country has ever accomplished.” For visual learners, he had added, “we also just saw the Perseverance rover land on Mars”, imagining “[s]tunning images of our dreams that are now a reality”, and yet “[a]nother example of the extraordinary American ingenuity, commitment, and belief in science and one another”, but even still at that time, as he had acknowledged, over 527,000 Americans had been lost, more dead than both world wars, the conflict in Southeast Asia and the terror attacks on 9/11. And most in an almost monolithic medical community, except those deemed to be charlatans and quacks, suggest that nature, or even God, for those religiously inclined, killed more people than any manmade intervention. God is greater than the dreaded coronavirus, at least in lethal powers, by all empirical evidence. But while partisans in Congress, the designated hitter for reporters at the Wall Street Journal, to be the final arbiters on the novel coronavirus origins, play “My Schwartz Is Bigger than Your Schwartz”, one retired member of the Intelligence Community would rather make a blockbuster summer film: “Honey, I Killed Almost Seven Million People, But Only 27,000 Kids.” Most, according to the most junior commissioned officer to have ever served as the Operations Officer for all U.S. Army strategic counterintelligence in CONUS have probably no more performed a Google query to determine the exact number of viruses harmful to mankind, than have read the Wikipedia description of the Intelligence Community, now the topic of robust debate amongst persons providing their off the cuff opinions, but it is actually comprised of a total of 17 agencies, predominantly from the Department of Defense, where military intelligence, most say, is an oxymoron. The impressive list includes: the Office of Naval Intelligence (ONI), not a science organization, Coast Guard Intelligence (CGI), not a science organization, the Bureau of Intelligence and Research (INR), not a science organization, the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), not a science organization, the National Security Agency (NSA), not a science organization, the National Reconnaissance Office (NRO), not a science organization, the Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA), certainly an organization that had offered a position to one former biological warfare planner before the pandemic, the topic of current litigation, unreported, but also not a science organization, the Military Intelligence Corps, of which he is a retired member, the Office of Intelligence and Counterintelligence (OICI), at the Department of Energy, and over the National Laboratories, which the President had tasked in May 2021 to redouble efforts to investigate the virus origins, who, only now, have apparently, delivered a report, Marine Corps Intelligence (MCI), the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency (NGA), the Office of Intelligence and Analysis (OIA), under the Department of Treasury, and not a science organization, Intelligence Branch (IB), under the Federal Bureau of Investigation, which has expressed a preference for a laboratory “leak” hypothesis, the Office of National Security Intelligence (ONSI), under the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA), and not a science organization, the Office of Intelligence and Analysis (I&A), under the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), where one pesky and passionate litigation hobbyist is an alumnus, but, also not a science organization, and with its Star Trek like logo, the National Space Intelligence Center (NSIC), under the newly formed “enterprise” or U.S. Space Force Defense, which may have ruled out an alien invasion from the Borg, but who can say, because that might also be classified information. However, examining the data available in the open source, one former “reader”, like the Robert Redford character in Three Days of the Condor, says, “What struck me were the readings”, in his best Virginia Senator Tim Kaine voice, preaching a homily on the Good Samaritan in the well of the Senate, and apparently, Dr. Kristian G. Andersen, from the Scripps Research Laboratories, had early stated that, while “it is improbable that SARS-CoV-2 emerged through laboratory manipulation of a related SARS-CoV-like coronavirus”, his review of the literature in the open source, limited to one footnote annotation reference, found that “the genetic data irrefutably show that SARS-CoV-2 is not derived from any previously used virus backbone.” Hence, this former biological warfare planner, would rule out the works for which Dr. Ralph Baric had applied for a patent in 2002 on recombinant horseshoe bat coronaviruses as the direct ancestor of the current novel coronavirus, proactive works that had identified this animal reservoir as finding potential for a zoonotic event that somehow failed, according to Andersen, to provide any predictive powers as to how to prevent its occurrence, when the next year SARS emerged, followed by MERS in 2013, and then the current and novel, chimeric, SARS-like coronavirus. Imagine, doing all of this research, and spending all of this money, and guessing wrong. So, why are we funding this research? That’s a question Major Mike Webb is certainly asking, especially after three years of scientists and even the press rejecting the advice of Dr. Andersen, who had warned that “[f]ailure to comprehensively investigate the zoonotic origin through collaborative and carefully coordinated studies would leave the world vulnerable to future pandemics arising from the same human activities that have repeatedly put us on a collision course with novel viruses”, a process, at least for responsible adults that would avoid ad hominem attacks and logical fallacy appeals to authority, over substantive and empirical science—advice that even Andersen rejected, venturing off to explore the possibility of convincing people of a natural origin by co-authoring not just one, but two studies, based not on raw data, but mathematical and stochastic models, which at least had impressed reporters at the New York Times and SLATE, not exactly the go to guys on problem solving, despite vaccination status, and science. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html. For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.

Environmentalists Express Hesitancy to Entertain Discussion on Potential Environmental Impacts Arising from Lab Leak Scenario of “Low Probability” [FOB FREEDOM, February 27, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, while the community with the most government scientists has often hailed various offerings ranging from a Latin Club and a Robotics Club to even an International Baccalaureate curriculum for students, oddly, in the nation’s largest market for the legal profession, there are no reports of an award-winning or championship debate team, where one of the members of a community boasting a 74% compliance rate for the safe and effective vaccines, indicative, according to a recent study, of superior problem-solving skills, not evident either in the median 1270 SAT score at their best performing public school, nor their record of gaining acceptance to most competitive and highly selective colleges. Yet, at least for one guns-blazing fringe independent candidate for the state legislature, robust debate has been one of his favorite pastimes since childhood, where he had often matched wits with the legendary criminal defense and civil rights attorney, Raymond A. Brown, who, perhaps as a term of endearment, delighted in giving him the nickname, “The Asshole”. And, as the lab leak hypothesis, once held primarily by persons who had not even completed college , some 48%, one graduate of the most competitive private college in the Commonwealth, “one helluva entertainer”, decided to put his former skills as a celebrity impersonator to good use, producing a satirical video in a fictional debate between the esteemed Dr. Anthony Fauci, who has, at least for now, elected a right to remain silent on the latest position taken by the National Laboratories, against conservative commentator William F. Buckley, Jr. “Some were into Limbaugh, some were into Will, and others now delight in the antics of folks like Carlson and Bongino, but, at least for myself, I miss the Locust Valley Lockjaw of William F. Buckley, Jr., on Firing Line. And, it is at least intriguing that progressives and environmentalists appear to express some reluctance, even in an abundance of caution, to address the potential risks posed by a laboratory leak theory, despite three years of discussions on the UNESCO Precautionary Principle. And so, let’s just say with so many balloons in the air, I thought it might be good to provide at least my lifelong environmentalist opponent, Alphonso Lopez, some target practice for the debates leading up to the November election. I would really delight in hearing some environmentalist arguments on saving the world, especially if the Intelligence Community has assessed such a contingency with a low to moderate risk, and even Dr. Kristian Andersen had reminded us that there have been documented instances when apparently research scientists working in BAS Level Three facilities have permitted highly contagious and lethal diseases to escape. How this 27-year-old failed to infect anyone else, or even set off a pandemic is truly a mystery, not even addressed in the highly informative report published in the prestigious New England Journal of Medicine. Like most of our scientists in Arlington, before heading off to bed, I do love curling up and reading a few science reports, especially under the evolutionary pressure of a lethal pandemic, right?” remarked Major Mike Webb, Lopez’s leading challenger for the race in November. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html. For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.

While Self-Declared Nonessential Clergy Make Speeches About Missing Middle in Arlington, Irreverent Son of a Reverend Presses Senior Defense Officials in Court for Answers on Fatalities from “Safe and Effective Vaccines” [FOB FREEDOM, February 26, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, although he is the son of a National Guard Chaplain, the first Negro State Chaplain of the New Jersey National Guard, formerly the 50th Armored Division, Major Mike Webb has no compunction about saying that there is no such thing as a chaplain in a foxhole, nor a prayer paragraph in a military operations order, and, while members of the clergy, who had declared themselves nonessential in a pandemic, in the municipality with the least incidence of religious faith, a community with the most government scientists, and most educated by credentials, boasting a rank of 14th for holders of graduate degrees, at least one of the 74% over the age of 25 holding at least a baccalaureate degree is not amongst the 74% of over 238,000 who had consented to “get the shot”, and is now poised to deliver a “Death by Powerpoint” briefing to senior military officials who remain obstinate about disclosing the fatalities incident to the “safe and effective vaccines”, as requested in a Freedom of Information Act request, submitted on November 28, 2022. Ironically, and at least coincidentally correlated, on December 20, 2022, one day before the deadline had tolled for a response, DoD had decided to stop tallying COVID-19 data regarding infections, hospitalizations and deaths of service members, and the day before the notoriously passionate and pesky litigation hobbyist filed suit in federal court. Based upon projections calculated in a damning report about serious adverse events associated with the mRNA products, assigning a 36% risk to the popular market leading Pfizer product alone, Webb had determined that as many as 18% of the uniformed military could face a clear and present danger of death or grave bodily harm, while senior defense officials have elected a dubious right to remain silent. And, since soldiers are supposed to “Click that icon: soldier on”, the former Legal Specialist for the elite 75th Ranger Regiment placed his reliance on the folks at Fort Leavenworth, home of a detention center, but also the home of the Combined Arms Center - Training (CAC-T) Training Management Directorate (TMD), which publishes the regulation regarding presenting a properly formated, military After Action Review (AAR). “As the regulation says, this is not about being punitive, but rather an opportunity for leaders to learn from constructive criticisms, but when I got to the portion where we describe what went right, I am going to have to rely on our senior military leaders to fill in the blanks, because I simply could not identify anything that conformed to that definition. I looked real hard, but, like the infectious dose, zoonotic source and the origins of the pandemic, I can only say it is an unresolved mystery,” chuckled Webb, trying desperately to maintain military composure. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html. For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.

Wall Street Journal Points Finger at Beijing, But Axios Empathizes with Chinese, Who May Be Reluctant to Admit They “Accidentally” Killed Was It Over 15 Million People? FOB FREEDOM, February 25, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, accidents happen, as at least one internationally notorious porn tab guy could tell you, but did it kill him? Still, during an exclusive interview by Axios Editor Mike Allen with Secretary of State Anthony Blinken, available on Facebook, suggested that the U.S. “will push for access to Wuhan lab at center of COVID lab leak”, according to the nation’s top diplomat, diplomatically speaking, “The most important reason we have to get to the bottom of this is that’s the only way we’re going to be able to prevent the next pandemic or at least do a better job in mitigating it,” but if the pandemic was totally natural, who cares, especially the nation’s leading business journal, calling for a full blown 9/11 type, bipartisan congressional inquiry? What next? A congressional inquiry to appease folks who believe the earthquake in Turkey was caused by the U.S., like some readers of the Voltaire Network, where Captain Brett Crozier’s memo about the outbreak aboard the U.S. Theodore Roosevelt had been simultaneously, and “exclusively” published? At the “democracy dies in darkness” Washington Post, Aaron Blake claimed “there are plenty of reasons to believe China would suffer from adverse findings”, and “[a] lab leak would not only suggest it engaged in a coverup over the past year and a half, but real people being responsible for unleashing the virus on the world would assuredly lead to calls for accountability.” Blake says, “There’s not really any mystery here,” but if Chinese obfuscation is the impediment, as the Wall Street Journal’s Jamie Metzl and Matt Pottinger, who, like Blinken claims, the only way to resolve the issue is to gain access to the laboratory, is the Congress smarter than scientists and doctors who haven’t figured this out, and can they subpoena Beijing or place them under arrest? There appears to be some hesitancy, on the part of the current Administration engaging in far more “public relations” than the Arlington Public Schools after the most recent fentanyl overdose death and who can forget the cotton-picking controversy that got the Arlington NAACP and former Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax all bent out of shape, with nowhere near over one million American fatalities, but the nation certainly galvanized around January 6th, and folks were arrested, charged, convicted and sentenced. And one litigation hobbyist, for two years, with no attorney, no donations and apparently no voter support, has been pressing to the highest levels of government to settle the issue regarding who killed so many mommas and grandmoms, indicative, empirically, that quite a few Americans may say they love mom, but the data speak for themselves, or why else would they be locked up in nursing homes where it has been known since the beginning they were in lethal danger? “What are you giving up for Lent? Grandma was dead to the world the day they packed her up and sent her to the nursing home, and you ain’t fooling nobody but your silly self. And, verily I say unto you, Rev. Howard-John Wesley, all these crocodile tears, don’t glorify God, and be sure you tweet that right, and now turn to your neighbor and say the porn tab guy is talking to me,” saith Major Mike Webb, the recipient of a letter from the Congregation for the Causes of Saints at the Vatican, and God’s Advocate in pandemic. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html. For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.

Lifelong Environmentalist and Democratic Caucus House Majority Whip Alphonso Lopez Rolls Back Environmentalist Rule in Fletcher v. Rylands [FOB FREEDOM, February 22, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, the year was 1918, and although there was some hesitation in New York, ironically concerned about floods of litigation arising from “dam” problems, during the once-in-a-lifetime Spanish Flu Pandemic, Dixiecrats in Old Virginny joined others in a progressive wave to endorse the 1868 rule announced in the British case of Fletcher v. Rylands, which had simply stated that if a defendant brings an unnatural condition, like a Valdez oil spill, a Love Canal, or maybe even global climate change from carbon emissions, he would be held strictly liable for at least all foreseeable harms, but signalling a little hesitation, the President, when it came to a low to moderate risk of government scientists possibly permitting a dangerous biohazard to escape, the more likely scenario became a zoonotic evolution, or even as Dr. Kristian G. Andersen of Scripps Research Laboratories, has claimed a double zoonotic evolution, even though the zoonotic source remains elusive some three years after a pathogen, found in sewage samples in Barcelona in March 2019, acknowledged even in the 120-page WHO Global Study, that obviously failed to satisfy the muster of the Wall Street Journal, now calling not for scientists, like at WHO, but congressmen, to launch an inquiry into the cause of what they suggest finds over 15 million fatalities worldwide, more than double the official total reported by the WHO that had declared the pandemic. Things that make you say, “Mmmm.” Where my dogs at? Hell! What happened to English? In March 2020, even Alexandria Democrats who had signed up to participate in a Saint Patrick’s Day Parade said Oh Hell No on the day of the parade that their fearless and later infected Mayor, a graduate of 90% selective VCU—a Commonwealth partner in the state’s pandemic response, especially when organizing Facts and Faith Fridays, for Negro Clergy, like former magna cum laude alumnus of Duke University’s Pratt School of Engineering—a double major in electrical and biomedical engineering—Rev. Howard-John Wesley, the lively Senior Pastor at the historic Alfred Street Baptist Church, with his now subject to litigation under the FACE Act vaccines only for in-person worship policy, while continuing to recover in mental health therapy after a bout feeling distant from God—and perhaps, unlike the Alexandria GOP who continued to violate social distancing, wholly unaware of the thousands that died after the Liberty Loan Parade. But, call it a miracle, even though they fielded no candidates to oppose the Commonwealth Attorney, who ran unopposed, they did not perish and die from a novel coronavirus bigger than God, that found not even one Alexandria raising unholy Hell about closed churches—nor did they find any members of the clergy, and why do something for which you won’t get any votes, or generous donations? Simply not logical. But now the science deniers in Congress have control of the House, and they are beginning testimonies about the government health response, and any Pew Research Center survey reader knows that in April 2020, 48% of these crackhead Jesus freaks had not even gone to college, while denying a novel coronavirus was a product of nature. What do you expect from Creation Scientist, right? And the more educated the Trump voters were, the less likely they were to believe in such unintelligible propositions, for which “wall of separation” Thomas Jefferson, namesake of the author of the manifesto of neutrality on the pandemic at the Center for Evidence-Based Medicine at Oxford University, had said should be ridiculed, the best weapon. Some of them even still claim the last presidential election was stolen, for the love of science. So, one might reasonably assume that that is getting nowhere faster than gaining access to the Wujan lab, which Wall Street Journal seems yet determined to do. Good luck in senior year. However, one fringe independent who may not be a Republican, according to Blue Virginia, a proposition with which Arlington GOP, VA8 GOP, and the Republican Party of Virginia would agree, presents a singular hypothetical: what if the Negroes—Black Lives Matter—had accidentally been the victims of a novel coronavirus that, you know? Escaped! Over 73,000 of those oppressed peoples had died, tragically, before the first anniversary of the pandemic. And, there is a possibility, wholly conceivable, that Donald Trump, who denied the science, and embraced White Supremacists may have bamboozled us all, and killed those Negroes, “sho nuf.” And, in an achievement gap, they died none the wiser. Do you want the House GOP blowing that investigation? And don’t forget the gay men who died from this virus. And, oddly, most recall that Barack Obama wasn’t elected until 2008, but John Baric was running around during the Bush Administration, saying he was performing “research”, which would give Jimmy Kimmel a laugh, on recombinant coronaviruses, and the only coronavirus threat at that point to humans was OC229E, a marginal infecting agent in the common cold, discovered for the first time in 1965, and more akin to a chicken coronavirus. Even the NIOSH, in 2010, had anticipated a pandemic from avian flu, H1N1, when they had tested nonmedical grade substitutes for respiratory protection to provide nonessential in the unlikely event that a once-in-a-lifetime pandemic occurred. But Baric was convinced the pandemic next time would be from a bat coronavirus and applied for a patent on his recombinant methodologies. Is it just a coincidence that in 2003, lo and behold, SARS-CoV was a bat coronavirus, which, intriguingly found primarily nosocomial outbreaks, with no wider community spread. If conservatives didn’t attend college, the Negro killers may get off, because how likely is it that they will read a science report. They rely on Tucker Carlson, Dan Bongino and YouTube videos. According to the zoonotic origins report from the CDC in June 2020, one Xing Ye Ji, of the Wuhan Virology Institute, was given credit for cultivating a SARS-like coronavirus in 2012, ironically the same year of the MERS-CoV outbreak on the Arabian Peninsula, also noted for a peculiar preference for nosocomial settings outbreaks, despite being attributed to a dromedary camel coronavirus, which even the CDC admits not even one camel handler ever caught. Perhaps, like the first canine monkeypox case, someone in a hospital on the Arabian Peninsula felt lonely and in need of love. Who can say? But, in March 2015, at UNC-Chapel Hill, why were John Baric and Xing Ye Ji present when they had decided to inhumanely infect a mouse, albeit not in violation of Don Beyer’s Humane Cosmetics Act, with a SARS-like coronavirus that they had successfully cultivated in vivo, as Xing Ye Ji had done in 2012, but also for the very first time for any virus, in vitro? Why didn’t Baric’s research in 2002 assist us to prevent the current pandemic, the SARS or MERS outbreaks? Does John Baric have a curious habit of playing with chimeric, recombinant coronaviruses and applying for patents at the most convenient times? You look like an intelligent person, and Virginia is relying on its most educated municipality, by credential, in the seventh most educated, by credentials, state in the nation, albeit behind New Jersey, which says a lot for education that hit record lows in math and reading because of a pandemic, for which John Baric may have played a hand, accidentally, of course, with the low to moderate probability that some of his top secret research, not published in peer-reviewed science reports, as one might expect in dual use research of concern (DURC), associated with classified special access programs (SAPs), may have, you know? Escaped, and killed the Negroes. Black lives matter, right? And, don’t forget the gays. This might make a wonderful drag time story hour topic for the next Black History Month. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html. For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.

Recipient of Letter from the Congregation for the Causes of Saints at the Vatican Says, If Nominated, He Will Refuse Nobel Peace Prize and TIME Man of the Year [FOB FREEDOM, February 22, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, even CDC Director Rochelle Walensky, M.D., a former medical research assistant and instructor at a medical school had conceded that some mistakes had been made during what has been described as a once-in-a-lifetime pandemic, requiring shaking things up. Why the former State Health Commissioner for Virginia had declared an ultra vires declaration of a communicable health threat, one full month before any case of COVID-19 had yet been reported in any affected area, and why not even one elected official or community leader, not even the ACLU's recent champions of free speech, The Satanic Temple, bringing arts “an science” to children unaffiliated with any religious faith, and feeling unrepresented, but accepted by the religion recently recognized by American courts and the IRS, having had their “registered” membership exceed 700,000, larger even than the Universal Unitarians, worldwide, an extraordinary achievement during a once-in-a-lifetime pandemic, while even Christian denominations, Great Commission, notwithstanding, declared themselves nonessential and closed their doors, in fear of a novel coronavirus, measured in nanoparticle units, but, apparently, bigger even than God. Still, what was conducted was a much-celebrated challenge study, promoted in publications from NPR and the Washington Post to Fox News, in April 2020, involving 36 volunteers for science, age 18 to 25, who had The Novel Coronavirus intranasally injected in their noses, for the expressed purpose of determining not effectiveness, but only efficacy of yet to be developed and tested “safe and effective vaccines”, as well as the correlates of protection, according to Faye Flam, in the Washington Post, “a Bloomberg Opinion columnist and host of the podcast ‘Follow the Science’, who “has written for the Economist, the New York Times, the Washington Post, Psychology Today, Science and other publications”, was wholly unaware of the work conducted by John Lednicky, who, as a scientist, was aware that there was no need to risk the lives of 34 volunteers any longer because of advancements in biomedical research, with which E6 Vero cells could be used to replace human guinea pigs. And, even though the official position of the CDC, which, before the current public health crisis, had touted trace contact follow-up as the key to disrupting the spread of Ebola during the crisis in Zaire, but permitted states to get overwhelmed by delaying this critical step by state health commissioners who apparently missed the warning order from the WHO in the PHEIC declaration, only reiterated three times, is that “it is not clear whether this correlates with the presence of an infectious virus”, as of March 31, 2022, at least the infectious dose has been published in Nature Medicine: only ten particles required to cause an infection, but the big takeaway in the Washington Post? The incubatory period is much shorter than the participants, not necessarily the research scientists, had believed: two to four days. Anyone else not get that memo? And, one pesky and passionate, internationally notorious porn tab guy, who even Noah Trevor had found refreshing weighs in on what you should know about a novel coronavirus. “We may need the science change champions at the Arlington NAACP to check my facts, but, at least from what I read, as a graduate of the most competitive private college in the Commonwealth—second only to Bowdoin College in producing Fullbright Scholars—was that of 36 people purposely challenged, at risk of life, they say, even though according to that robust WHO 40-page report in February 2020 that even the author thought nobody had read, the elderly were the most vulnerable age cohort, which may be why over 90% of our fatalities are over the age of 65, with at least four comorbidity factors, as reiterated in a peer-reviewed report one month before the FDA had approved the Pfizer COVID-19 countermeasures, only half got infected at all, an intriguing finding because a highly contagious disease has a maximum infectious dose of 15, the infectious dose for 90% secondary attack rate chickenpox, but a 50% secondary attack rate, under the most optimal conditions is still 10% too low to validate as a highly contagious disease, and suggests that some of us may have, even without a prior infection, or vaccine, that much discussed natural immunity. So, if you got COVID-19, a God in Heaven, empirically, does not like you, love notwithstanding. This briefing is unclassified,” stated Major Mike Webb, a former biological warfare planner, who somehow, never got infected with COVID-19. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html. For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.

A Tale of Two Pastors, or Chaplain, for the AAR, Can You Start Us Off in Actions on the Objective Regarding What Went Wrong, for Our Lessons Learned, and Your OER Support Form to Your Most Senior Rater? [FOB FREEDOM, February 20, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, in 1803, “just 27 years after the signing of the Declaration of Independence”, according to the official church website, the First Baptist Church of Alexandria (FBCA) was founded by men like Revolutionary War veteran Rev. Jeremiah Moore, who had enjoyed correspondence on matters of faith with Thomas Jefferson, and had apparently been found still preaching, despite being thrown in jail, for preaching the gospel, as one of the driving forces for inclusion of religious liberty in the First Amendment. Similarly, in 1803, just two years after Jefferson’s reply to the Danbury Baptist Convention regarding a “wall of separation”, as the official website relates the story, “when Baptists in Northern Virginia worshipped at the Backlick Baptist Church on Little River Turnpike”, apparently “members from Alexandria, Virginia separated from them to form the Alexandria Baptist Society”, of which one Susan Black, a Negro slave, the first colored member, but in 1806, integration ended, and the colored members formed the Colored Baptist Society of Alexandria, “the first black Baptist church north of Richmond”, apparently swelling in membership “when slaves from Mount Vernon Plantation joined”, and in 1818, the Colored Baptist Society acquired the property at 313 South Alfred Street, which today is the Alfred Street Baptist Church (ASBC), two Baptist Churches as different as night and day, on all outward appearances one might think. However, by providence or serendipity, prior to a “once in a lifetime pandemic”, Senior Pastor Howard-John Wesley, the fourth generation of preachers in his family, at ASBC had graduated magna cum laude from Duke University with bachelor’s degrees in biomedical engineering and electrical engineering”, and had even begun medical school, apparently, before answering the call of the Lord, of report, and medical school can be a pretty daunting undertaking, perhaps like as many as 24% of atheist felt at the beginning of the pandemic, finding themselves turning to prayer. And, apparently, “[t]hrough a Divine intervention, Robert [Stephens] stepped into his first ministerial position at age 19”, and Rev. Stephens “holds a B.S. in Animal Science from Tarleton State University,” and just last Sunday, preaching yet again about the invitation to the big banquet, he delighted all with his knowledge of how many types of butterflies and roses there were, while admitting that he could not personally distinguish them between one another, but assured that God could, just as sure as he would one day be at the banquet in the Heavenly Kingdom. Before pandemic, Rev. Wesley had to take a little mental health break but returned in time to cancel worship indefinitely, a whole day before the former Virginia Governor had begun the lockdowns, calling for all nonessential social gatherings of 100 persons or more to disband, so as to prevent the spread of a disease for which 1,800 teams of at least five epidemiologists had found not even one large social event to have contributed to an outbreak in China for which they had calculated a less than five percent secondary attack rate, 12 times too low to be described as a highly contagious disease, capable of setting off a super spreader, which apparently is not covered in biomedical engineering at the Pratt Institute of Engineering, or in the Animal Science Program at Tarleton State University, as, according to report, Rev. Stephens, a Major in the USAR, during the pandemic, had been “assigned as a Chaplain for a COVID response hospital”, but even the newest Commanding General of the USAR had told soldiers, in January 2021, that she didn’t want to play roulette with the virus, and got the shot, she assured was backed by the science, albeit developed without the prerequisite knowledge of infectious dose to enable the development of an effective, and not just efficacious vaccine, two distinct terms, to a clinician. And, while some 28% of Americans according to Pew Research Center, believed a lab leak crackpot conspiracy by July 2020, their research had found that “[m]ost Americans (71%) ha[d] heard of a conspiracy theory circulating widely online that alleges that powerful people intentionally planned the coronavirus outbreak”, and, moreover, “a quarter of U.S. adults s[aw] at least some truth in it – including 5% who say it is definitely true and 20% who say it is probably true”, and, not surprisingly, “Americans who s[aw] at least some truth to the theory differs by demographics and partisanship”, but “[e]ducational attainment is an especially important factor when it comes to perceptions of the conspiracy theory.” In fact, according to the survey, while “[a]round half of Americans with a high school diploma or less education (48%) sa[id] the theory [wa]s probably or definitely true,” who would wake up surprised to learn that “[t]hat compares with 38% of those who have completed some college but have no degree, 24% of those with a bachelor’s degree and 15% of those with a postgraduate degree”, a positive correlation between being a “denier of science” and having a low education? And you look like an intelligent person. However, for crackpots who have perhaps attended law school, or even some like Alexandria Commonwealth Attorney Bryan Porter, who have prosecuted RICO cases, know that “[t]he Government may prove the defendant's knowing participation in a conspiracy through circumstantial evidence, including: (1) the defendant’s association with conspirators in furtherance of the conspiracy; (2) his or her presence at “critical stages of the conspiracy that cannot be explained by happenstance”; (3) his or her “possession of items that are of essential significance to the conspiracy”; and (4) acts that show a consciousness of guilt, including false exculpatory statements”, as the court in U.S. v. Climico, No. S2 11 CR. 974-08 CM, 2014 WL 4230320, at *1–7 (S.D.N.Y. Aug. 7, 2014), said, quoting U.S. v. Anderson,747 F.3d 51, 60 (2d Cir.2014). And one litigation hobbyist, currently preparing an innovative application for issue of a writ of habeas corpus ad testificandum to raise allegations to the level of facial plausibility, is preparing a report to demonstrate that one Ralph Baric did find at least an association with persons like Dr. Anthony Fauci, as well as Peter Daszak, a person who just happened to be the only non-Chinese person to participate in a study in 2013, when a SARS-like coronavirus had been successfully cultivated in vitro, around the time that, at least by coincidental correlation, the world experienced the “zoonotic evolution” that exploded from apparently dromedary camels invading nosocomial settings on the Arabian Peninsula and erupting into the MERS outbreak, but which has yet to have ever found even one camel herdsman infected with this condition that in 2015 somehow erupted again in South Korea, again generally limited to nosocomial settings outbreaks with no wider community spread. Present at a critical stage of a conspiracy might be an issue for a trier of fact. However, that one Ralph Baric did happen to acquire a patent for methodologies to develop a spike protein for a SARS-like coronavirus for which he and others, including some from the Wuhan Institute of Virology, had successfully cultivated not just in vivo, but also in vitro, the first cultivation in vitro for any virus, in 2015, had happened, at least by coincidence, to have applied for a patent on methodologies regarding recombinant coronaviruses in 2002, the year before the SARS outbreak in Hong Kong, which had also presented primarily nosocomial settings outbreaks with no wider community spread may raise a reasonable suspicion to a trier of fact, and how many persons who blindly accept the narrative regarding a natural evolution took the time under the evolutionary pressure of a lethal pandemic, in which, according to the Wall Street Journal, over 15 million persons have died? And what great accomplishments shall some chaplains, familiar with science, add to update their OER Support Forms, that will impress their Senior Rater, one irreverent son of a reverend, and former biological warfare planner can only speculate, and, according to the Good Book, it is more difficult for a rich man to get into that Heavenly Kingdom than a camel through the eye of a needle, bearing MERS virus or not. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html. For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.

Webb to Garland: “You Ever Notice All of This Unclassified Information on the Mysterious Novel Coronavirus Just Laying Around in Open View that Apparently Our Amateur Sleuths Cannot Find—Or Apparently Our Fully Vaccinated and Boosted Government Scientists with a Low to Moderate Risk of Letting Lethal Biohazards You Know? Escape!” [FOB FREEDOM, February 19, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, at least in 1997, when one fringe independent and not a serious option candidate in the community with the most government scientists was getting ready to depart echelon above corps, strategic counterintelligence, to begin a serious study of jurisprudence at a Tier I law school, the Supreme Court had believed in Reno v. ACLU, “that the risk of encountering indecent material by accident is remote because a series of affirmative steps is required to access specific material”, but that was long before a big victory for the ACLU was getting a Satan club in an elementary school, and before a virtual unknown could achieve international notoriety for just posting a suggestion of erotic content on a social media page. And, with apparently the discovery of classified information just lying around in open view, for which the controlling statute under the Espionage Act, 18 U.S.C. § 798 suggests that “Whoever knowingly and willfully communicates, furnishes, transmits, or otherwise makes available to an unauthorized person, or publishes, or uses in any manner prejudicial to the safety or interest of the United States or for the benefit of any foreign government to the detriment of the United States any classified information” generally concerning cryptographic materials, “[s]hall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both”, or under 18 U.S.C. § 793, for instances when you don’t happen to be an Annapolis graduate and commander of a Nimitz class carrier, for just transmitting national security information to a foreign power, with the same penalty. Otherwise, “[w]hoever, being an officer, employee, contractor, or consultant of the United States, and, by virtue of his office, employment, position, or contract, becomes possessed of documents or materials containing classified information of the United States, knowingly removes such documents or materials without authority and with the intent to retain such documents or materials at an unauthorized location shall be fined under this title or imprisoned for not more than five years, or both”, if the prosecutor decides not to exercise prosecutorial discretion to let you slide. But one pesky fringe independent who has been floating around the periphery of Northern Virginia politics for almost a decade, after coincidentally working in intellectual property involving Big Pharm, after departing strategic counterintelligence as essentially a biological warfare planner, who happens to have on appeal in the federal courts a FOIA request trying simply to determine the bonehead in DoD who would offer a job as a procurement analyst to an obviously unqualified person who happened to be running for the VA8GOP nomination and who had happened to have helped to launch the precursor to the NMIC, which his racketeering defendant’s Good Morning America had claimed had provided warning about an emerging public health crisis in China by November 2019, is strolling in tall cotton, with two petitions for writ of habeas corpus to convene grand jury investigations arising from the novel coronavirus infections, and is hoping beyond hope that someone in Congress has half a piston firing to understand the basic science that negates any conclusion that a novel coronavirus was a natural zoonotic event. “This reminds me of the safe and effective vaccines. Safe to whom, and effective for what. They practically hit you in the head with a stupid stick telling you this coronavirus, unlike the rest, is like new, or novel, and then they throw on chimeric? Voe Cab Ewe Larry? Duh?” laughed knowledgeable intelligence sources, relieved that after this dark period we shall emerge a stronger nation. And, in a twist of irony, the Arlington NAACP that had made headlines telling one school board candidate to “check his facts” is entangled in a rapidly nose-diving, cotton-picking controversy. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html. For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.

Why Does Former Army Top Spy Believe No Further Investigation Is Required to Determine Origins of a Novel Coronavirus? [FOB FREEDOM, February 19, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, according to the CDC, “[t]he infectious dose of SARS-CoV-2 needed to transmit infection has not been established”, but, as the President had reminded the American people on the first anniversary of the pandemic, with their own eyes they had seen “the Perseverance rover land on Mars”, described as “[s]tunning images of our dreams that are now a reality”, and “[a]nother example of the extraordinary American ingenuity, commitment, and belief in science and one another.” At least according to the Washington Post, which prides itself in writing “the first rough draft of history”, in May 2022, “Jacob Hopkins, 24, tried hard not to get Covid-19 in the months leading up to March 2021, when, if he succeeded, he could be part of a unique experiment in which he was deliberately infected with the virus”, and, “[a]lmost a year earlier, he had put his name on a list of volunteers.” As they had reported, “[m]onths went by until, on Dec.23, he finally heard back from someone associated with the experiment”, and “[h]e ended up being the very first volunteer given the infection —patient 1.” The Washington Post says, “This kind of experiment is called a ‘challenge’ trial”, and “[t]hanks to Hopkins and the other volunteers, researchers learned some fascinating details about viral loads, symptoms and incubation times”, explaining further: “Challenge trials give scientists a uniquely controlled data set, helping them gauge things like incubation time, accuracy of testsand long-term consequences of infection. They may reveal something about why some people get sick and others don’t. It’s the kind of controlled, experimental data that’s been so badly lacking in a pandemic that’s been ruled by educated guesses announced with inappropriate certainty.” According to the Washington Post, which promotes the mantra that “democracy dies in darkness, “‘We started with the lowest dose we can reliably produce,’ said Christopher Chiu, a researcher at Imperial College London, who headed the experiment”, and “[i]f nobody got infected they’d step up the dose, slightly, he said, but on the first try, they got slightly past 50% — infecting 18 of 34 volunteers.” According to the publication that was reported to have exposed the Watergate scandal, “Chiu said they are only beginning to learn from the data they’ve accumulated”, and “[t]wo of the 18 infected had no symptoms at all, and the rest had mild or moderate symptoms — mostly sore throats and runny noses”, while the results were published in Nature in on March 31, 2022, but is it incredible to believe that it was not until March 2021, when the safe and effective vaccines were being made available to a broader part of the population, under the American Rescue Plan before a challenge study was even attempted, or the “How Many Licks Does It Take to Get to the Center of a Tootsie Roll Pop Test” developed in Koch’s Postulates in 1870, and with modern technology would not they be able to determine the infectious dose through E6 Vero cells? According to Faye Flamm, Washington Post reporter: “One of the first big surprises was how short the incubation period was, Chiu told me. It was only two days before the volunteers who got infected tested positive on PCR testsand not much longer to register a positive on rapid tests. Those who got symptoms noticed them between two and four days after exposure. Another surprise was that the amount of virus people produced didn’t reflect the severity of their symptoms — those who produced a lot of virus sometimes had very mild or no symptoms and those who felt sicker sometimes produced less. Since the date of exposure was known, the data were also useful for examining testing efficacy. While rapid tests didn’t always pick up the infection as early as the more sensitive PCR test, Chiu said it appeared to pick up most infections around the time that would likely coincide with peak transmissibility.” Sticking to the “facts”, Flamm, who has written for Science Magazine, and who apparently “wrote two weekly columns for The Philadelphia Inquirer, including one on sex and one on evolution”, according to Wikipedia, and obviously impeccable credentials for a novel coronavirus that has baffled the scientists: “Hopkins, who works for the charity group Citizens’ Advice, said he was well aware of the risk of long Covid, but thinks it was outweighed by the benefit of being part of the fight against the pandemic. He feels that the researchers fully informed him of the risks of infection and what would be involved in the experiment. He told me he is a risk-taker by nature, and recently went skydiving in Dubai. ‘I love adrenaline,’ he said. And he’s deeply interested in medical research and has donated stem cells to people with blood cancers.” And, yet, daredevil Hopkins may be a bit disappointed, because, according to the CDC, “[t]he infectious dose of SARS-CoV-2 needed to transmit infection has not been established”, prerequisite knowledge to determine the proper correlates of protection to develop an effective vaccine, or maybe Hopkins is such a risk-taker, he even blew off the Joe Lapalca article in NPR, when he had claimed that Dr. Anthony Fauci had “buried” the PowerPoint slide on correlates of protection at the White House briefing on the same day that the FDA had rushed to approve the Pfizer product that Joseph Fraiman, et al., in a damning peer-reviewed study had determined to present as high as a 36% risk for serious adverse events, which, at least at Alfred Street Baptist Church, apparently “glorifies God”, because if you are not vaccinated, and present a proper, legal form of identification, you are not permitted to attend in-person worship services, and there are no exceptions; so, apparently, if Jesus decides to start turning over tables, He had better be vaccinated, or else, taking the line from the old Negro spiritual, “we didn’t know who you was” to a whole new level. WGTS pop test: “Whosoeover will let him come.” Bible or not Bible? Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html. For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.

Webb to Arlington NAACP: “I Know: Show Me the Links.” [FOB FREEDOM, February 16, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, Black History Month is almost over, and it has been months since Virginia’s 8th Congressional District Democrat Committee had held their annual fundraiser, commercializing the name of a slain civil rights leader, but the President certainly had recovered nationally, appeasing his most loyal voting block constituency, preaching in the pulpit of Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr., on the man with a dream’s birthday, and just bear in mind that we only have less than a year before the next Presidential election year, as explosive events unfold in the Whitest congressional district in the South, a D+27 congressional district, where the war-hardened Arlington Democrats hold all of the reins of power, according to the boast by the progressive Washington Post, but when an eighth grade Negro child tells reporters: “I knew a little bit about cotton and Black people”, at least one pesky and independent’s Spidey Sense started tingling, as a cotton picking controversy at the Arlington Public Schools begins to raise yet more questions. “We are all familiar with the persistent achievement gap, which is truly tragic, and we have repeatedly heard the voices of the Negro community about not being told this, or not being told that, and, of course, we now have that new holiday to celebrate when they were told in Galveston that they had been freed, albeit, on all legal evidence, only amounting to a recruiting pitch for Buffalo Soldiers to assist in the retransition to the former Indian Wars. And, I recall on my first visit to the Smithsonian’s Negro History Museum, where Alfred Street Baptist Church, one of my recent defendants, gave a million dollars, I was met by a Negro child, still in middle school, at the Emmet Till exhibit, who asked me why they had killed that child. Perhaps I looked like a tour guide or something, and I tend to get that a lot, for whatever reason. Am I a Negro history encyclopedia or something? What ever. That the community engaged Arlington NAACP is only now learning about Simon Legree and his Sambo and Kimbos forcing Negro kids to pick cotton is just alarming. Might I suggest to Negroes who love their children to explore options in private and parochial schools? Think school vouchers and school choice as the new reparations,” stated Major Mike Webb, the leading challenger against Alphonso Lopez in the former Fighting 49th House District, the most diverse legislative district in Arlington, and apparently the key terrain in the crown jewel of a congressional district that has helped to decide statewide elections for over two decades, according to the Washington Post. He’s no James Bond wannabe, like James O’Keefe, at Project Veritas, and actually spent most of his military training in a discrete corner of Fort Benning, vicinity of the School of the Americas, before being ordered to attend Officer Candidate School, for accession into the Military Intelligence Corps, where he enjoys the distinction of having been the most junior commissioned officer to have ever served as the Operations Officer for all U.S. Army strategic counterintelligence. But with just a five minute Google query, he discovered what the community engaged Arlington NAACP did not know, even after a Negro mother had come to them for help: the leadership at Gunston School is overwhelmingly Negroes, who had apparently found nothing wrong with a highly paid babysitter entertaining kids with games, whether on an approved list or not, in eighth grade, when nationally math and reading scores are at historic lows, prompting the Virginia Governor to announce a new Bridge the Gap Plan to address learning loss, incurred during a pandemic crisis, apparently caused by a biological agent the government can neither confirm nor deny that it owns, facts developed through over two years of robust litigation, or dumb luck. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html. For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.