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Webb to Arlington NAACP: “I Know: Show Me the Links.”

[FOB FREEDOM, February 16, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, Black History Month is almost over, and it has been months since Virginia’s 8th Congressional District Democrat Committee had held their annual fundraiser, commercializing the name of a slain civil rights leader, but the President certainly had recovered nationally, appeasing his most loyal voting block constituency, preaching in the pulpit of Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr., on the man with a dream’s birthday, and just bear in mind that we only have less than a year before the next Presidential election year, as explosive events unfold in the Whitest congressional district in the South, a D+27 congressional district, where the war-hardened Arlington Democrats hold all of the reins of power, according to the boast by the progressive Washington Post, but when an eighth grade Negro child tells reporters: “I knew a little bit about cotton and Black people”, at least one pesky and independent’s Spidey Sense started tingling, as a cotton picking controversy at the Arlington Public Schools begins to raise yet more questions.

“We are all familiar with the persistent achievement gap, which is truly tragic, and we have repeatedly heard the voices of the Negro community about not being told this, or not being told that, and, of course, we now have that new holiday to celebrate when they were told in Galveston that they had been freed, albeit, on all legal evidence, only amounting to a recruiting pitch for Buffalo Soldiers to assist in the retransition to the former Indian Wars. And, I recall on my first visit to the Smithsonian’s Negro History Museum, where Alfred Street Baptist Church, one of my recent defendants, gave a million dollars, I was met by a Negro child, still in middle school, at the Emmet Till exhibit, who asked me why they had killed that child. Perhaps I looked like a tour guide or something, and I tend to get that a lot, for whatever reason. Am I a Negro history encyclopedia or something? What ever. That the community engaged Arlington NAACP is only now learning about Simon Legree and his Sambo and Kimbos forcing Negro kids to pick cotton is just alarming. Might I suggest to Negroes who love their children to explore options in private and parochial schools? Think school vouchers and school choice as the new reparations,” stated Major Mike Webb, the leading challenger against Alphonso Lopez in the former Fighting 49th House District, the most diverse legislative district in Arlington, and apparently the key terrain in the crown jewel of a congressional district that has helped to decide statewide elections for over two decades, according to the Washington Post.

He’s no James Bond wannabe, like James O’Keefe, at Project Veritas, and actually spent most of his military training in a discrete corner of Fort Benning, vicinity of the School of the Americas, before being ordered to attend Officer Candidate School, for accession into the Military Intelligence Corps, where he enjoys the distinction of having been the most junior commissioned officer to have ever served as the Operations Officer for all U.S. Army strategic counterintelligence. But with just a five minute Google query, he discovered what the community engaged Arlington NAACP did not know, even after a Negro mother had come to them for help: the leadership at Gunston School is overwhelmingly Negroes, who had apparently found nothing wrong with a highly paid babysitter entertaining kids with games, whether on an approved list or not, in eighth grade, when nationally math and reading scores are at historic lows, prompting the Virginia Governor to announce a new Bridge the Gap Plan to address learning loss, incurred during a pandemic crisis, apparently caused by a biological agent the government can neither confirm nor deny that it owns, facts developed through over two years of robust litigation, or dumb luck.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.