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White House Has Just Five Days to Respond to Complaint from Internationally Notorious Porn Tab Guy, and, in Science, for Every Action. . . [FOB FREEDOM, July 19, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . At least according to Newtonian notions of physics, an object in motion stays in motion, unless countered by an equal and opposite force; so, why has the White House, and the press, in both echo chambers, elected a dubious right to remain silent about a looming deadline for the White House in federal court? One retired counterintelligence analyst weighs in. “As you know, Howard, with your 39% acceptance rate, I began life, on the dark side, training in the desert valley below the OK Corral, to develop tactical and technical proficiency on developing a clear threat picture, or the work of intelligence, which we say drives the mission, and not long thereafter I found myself assigned in strategic counterintelligence, which, at its essence, is the art of defeating the ability of collectors to perform the job of an intelligence analyst. And, what we don’t see in the press from the beginning of the emergence of a novel virus is any attempt at all to apply some analysis to the information coming in. On December 31, 2019, we have about 15 cases, no fatalities, and a cluster associated with a venue the size of nine American football fields in a city with a population larger than the state of Virginia, so, what in the name of unholy and ignominious Hell has the WHO, the very next day, preparing a global emergency response? By mid-January, with only 41 confirmed cases, one jumping to Thailand, and only one fatality, we are beginning the process of sharing genome sequencing information, providing guidance on how other nations around the world should prepare to diagnose and treat, and I love this phrase, ‘imported cases’, not exported. I was reading the account on the infection of the Graveson boys, and anyone recall any recent stories about COVID-19 incident conjunctivitis? Neither do I. But Matthew has some asymptomatic signs, clinically distinct from symptoms, like his fever, of a runny nose, and pink eye, which, even some folks at TRADOC involved in IEDT know we might find with a little overexposure to tear gas, and, for my biological ordnance gurus, we know that a signature of the Chinese manufactured smoke munitions that were being stockpiled as early as August 2019 in China, a priority production requirement, will produce chlorine, dioxins and other toxins because they burn so hot as to cause decomposition. This train had already left the station from the beginning, which is obvious to anyone who reads the paperwork. The judge told me about my lockdown complaint, ‘too little and too late’, well, this is the obverse view: too much for too little at the beginning of a pandemic that the WHO Director said, the day before announcing the pandemic, that it would be the first pandemic that we had brought under control, and here we are, three years later, with the longest respiratory tract infection pandemic in history, ana a new market for mRNA vaccines. Thanks for playing, and good luck in senior year,” explained Major Mike Webb. On what would be his father’s 103rd birthday, attorneys for the White House are due a responsive pleading in the federal district court in Washington to a complaint initially brought on July 7, 2021, simply to obtain any reply at all to a FOIA request, for which, since the Obama Administration’s first executive order, there is a presumption for disclosure. And, two years later, after finding the very first summons issued by any federal court in this matter in May, on July 3rd, the White House acknowledged receipt of the summons and complaint about a FOIA request it had acknowledged as received on March 23, 2021, two months after the President had tasked the Intelligence Community to redouble efforts to determine the origins of a novel coronavirus now attributed to more fatalities than the Holocaust in half the time, not exactly a winning message for a re-election campaign, and probably explaining why the President is not running on that issue, but, rather, running away. “Honey, I killed 18,000 kids,” yet perform well in focus groups amongst his Planned Parenthood supporters. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Two Tales of an Email: Ideological Echo Chambers Diverge on Meaning of Testimony by Scripps Research Laboratories’ Congressional Testimony and Alleged New Evidence Fauci Had Funded Gain of Function Research [FOB FREEDOM, July 18, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . If one-third of Alexandria residents could conceivably gain acceptance to Harvard, just about anything is possible, according to one retired field grade officer and former army top spy, especially after reading accounts in the right-leaning Daily Caller and the left-leaning New York Times regarding events on the Hill this week and the origins of a novel virus that, at least according to a matter on the docket at the D.C. federal court, the government can neither confirm nor deny it owns. “Voltaire, like Voltaire Network, the international publication in which Captain Brett Crozier’s famous memorandum had been published simultaneously with the exclusive report that had been promoted by the San Francisco Chronicle, and under his name, had said that if there was not a God, as we certainly found in pandemic, man would find need to invent one, and, like the folks at the Kremlin seizing a cathedral for the headquarters in Red Square, we have a secular religion of politics that apparently even delivers salvation, in this case in the form of allegedly safe and effective vaccines for our opiated masses,” remarked Major Mike Webb, the litigation hobbyist who actually has a case that exposes the origins based upon information known and in the open source environment from the beginning. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Another “Major” Video Production, as Designated Whistleblower Myth Busts “The Science” That Many Americans Had Claimed They Had Followed on a Novel Coronavirus [FOB FREEDOM, July 18, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . U.S. Air Force Colonel Leroy Fletcher Prouty had served as the Chief of Special Operations for the Joint Chiefs of Staff under President John F. Kennedy, and had served as the model for the character X in Oliver Stone’s conspiracy-inspired film JFK, the memorable character portrayed by the actor Donald Sutherland who had claimed that “[t]he ‘How’ and the ‘Who’ is just scenery for the public” and “[p]revents 'em from asking the most important question: Why?” And, yet chasing trails of emails, searching for smoking guns, the proximal origins remain elusive, dividing even the Intelligence Community, while most people have coalesced around two possible scenarios: an escape from a laboratory or a natural spillover from a still elusive zoonotic source, as unknown as, apparently, the infectious dose and secondary attack rate of a novel virus with an etiology quite singular that, at least in one community with the most government scientists, many are now, after three years of pandemic, ready to move on and restart their former lives—except perhaps one, described as a “pesky independent” and “litigation hobbyist”, but by all accounts “not a serious option” as a political candidate, but currently in a race against the Democratic Caucus House Majority Whip Alfonso Lopez, who had qualified for the November ballot in March. “You know, according to the science, we go through five stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance, and if I had been bamboozled into believing I might actually get infected naturally from a Harvard Acceptance Rate virus, and also had failed for three years to bother to read the science reports, I would probably be in denial and anger. But life goes on, and, has depression killed me? No. And I am a bona fide major depressive, at least according to the doctors,” stated Major Mike Webb, a former army top spy. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Call Him “Quint-Essential” in Pandemic, or Just Out “Shock” Hunting, But a Big Fish Story Has Inspired More “Major” Drama [FOB FREEDOM, July 16, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . There’s a shock in the order? Apparently, that is the theme of an unreported matter brought on mandamus to the Alexandria Circuit Court, now on interlocutory appeal to the State Supreme Court, marrying up with a related case to convene a grand jury investigation on two Virginia “fishers of men”, and when you spend time at an elite private college enjoying extracurricular activities like drama and video production, why not try to slap Don “Black Fist” Beyer, Jr. five, on the ain’t really Black side on TikTok? Says Major Mike Webb to the “Not Afraid to Burn in Hell” legislator, “Gimme SUM Sin.” “Peter Benchley, post the premier of The Exorcist, with which we find some common themes, including the troika usually required for an exorcism, according to traditional rituals, also gives us a pandemic preview from the town of not quite Amityville, with some politicians that are very concerned about their income stream, and we find even after the first great white shark horrors in the 1975 film, those same old politicians once again far more concerned about their money in the 1978 sequel, and of course trying to paint Chief Brody as some crazy. However, at least in the movie, the rejection by the town council members of Quint is somewhat puzzling. You know the dude who had been on the top secret mission and who had all of the experience? Why do I feel a sense of deja vous? Any who. If my pastor says that big fish is the summer winning message, why not go for the President’s former nickname on the Senate Judiciary Committee, right? You know I have been known to be quite passionate, right? I either is be or ain’t be,” stated Webb, beginning to whistle the theme from the Andy Griffith Show. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Arlington GOP Again Ceremoniously Pass on Education, While Arlington Democrats Committed to Ensuring Access to Restrooms for Kids [FOB FREEDOM, July 14, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the newest banana republic. . . By notorious distinction, one will not find any “Educator Approved” sticker on his campaign materials, nor will one find any endorsements from the Arlington NAACP, whose children are afflicted with a pervasive achievement gap, but does the graduate of the most competitive private college give a damn? No. It’s not his department, or so at least is the jest of the recipient of a letter from the Congregation for the Causes of Saints at the Vatican, the namesake of the patron saint of lost causes and army paratroopers. And, at least this morning he is concentrating on the message of education for a state that closed schools to in-person instruction to prevent infection from a Harvard Acceptance Rate virus that even the WHO had determined, in a robust examination, found a lesser danger than the flu to children, and not even one case, from 19 times more cases examined than had yet been reported in the U.S., where a child had even appeared to have infected an adult, children that the nation’s most trusted voice in pandemic, had urged to avoid contact with their grandparents during a pandemic in which those over the age of 65 today represent over 90% of the fatalities, and which, by March of this year, had only killed less than 18,000 children worldwide. “Remember that everyone who voted against me the last time for school board said they were following the science. Had not read even one science report, as if that mattered, with the evolutionary pressure of a lethal pandemic,” remarked Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Webb to Beyer: “I Can Understand Not Understanding the Evolving Science, But Ya Just Finished Precalculus; So Do the MAFF. Dog.” [FOB FREEDOM, July 12, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . According to Abraham Lincoln, reportedly, you can actually fool all of the people some of the time, but who would believe you could sustain it for three years? At least salesmen know that persons have a need for validation, and know that if you get most people saying yes, affirming them by saying their name, and appealing to their ego by telling them that they look like intelligent people, you can even make them feel a sense of duty by telling them about doing the right thing, and if the clear majority of people around the world had voluntarily taken their children out of school, had decided to take steps that would eventually cause their businesses to close, cancelled planned vacations, or had done anything different because they had wanted to avoid being infected or dying or even spreading COVID-19, then Assistant WHO Director was 100% correct in February 2020 when he had lamented that it had appeared that nobody had read his 40-page report on the outbreak in China, including apparently even educators who had decided to jump through hoops when the schools had finally reopened, even engaging in advanced planning meetings, and who had closed the doors to in-person instruction in the first place, according to Major Mike Webb, a former biological warfare planner, who, back in high school was actually amongst those who would be considered “Harvard Material.” “Revenge of the Nerds is what I have called this from the beginning. If you got a wedgy, were not with the cool kids, and had the jocks asking you if they could copy your homework, you know what I’m talking about. Who recalls that moron asking, hey, what did you put as an answer for number two on the test, and feeling like saying more likely than not nothing that you put down, assuredly?” laughed Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

OPENING ARGUMENTS ON A CASE TO ACTUALLY CONVENE A GRAND JURY REGARDING COVID-19 It's definitely not another campaign promise, because it is actually in court, one of two such cases in Virginia, while the other is at the State Supreme Court.

Former Army Top Spy Suggests New Cause for Adverse Outcomes in COVID-19 Pandemic [FOB FREEDOM, July 10, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . “Jesus, you’re killing me.” No. Really. According to a recent “preprint” from a former biological warfare planner and the most junior commissioned officer to have ever served as the operations officer for all U.S. Army strategic counterintelligence, an observational case study review of three infection cases in the Commonwealth of Virginia suggests that the farther a person had been from God the higher their probability of avoiding adverse outcomes that have been attributed to a novel coronavirus of an etiology quite singular. “I had considered including Pastor Howard John Wesley, the Senior Pastor of the Alfred Street Baptist Church in our study, but, by age, he is too young to have been in the age cohort under examination, i.e., age 65 and above, but perhaps we can locate some other member of the clergy who had declared himself nonessential and had announced before pandemic how he had felt distant from God and had to ‘take care of me’, as he said. Still, the results are quite stunning from these three, randomly selected subjects. My good friend Don Beyer was age 70 when he had, during a pandemic declaration, invited guests over for a dinner party, in a town where the mayor had even hosted a two thousand participant parade, and lo and behold, you know how pandemic means that a disease is everywhere? Well, Not Afraid to Burn in Hell Don Beyer had entertained an infected person in his home, who apparently had failed to infect anyone who had attended with his highly contagious disease, of report, and, hence, fully capable of setting off a super spreader event. And I have to bring this up with Doctor Anthony Fauci and Ralph Northam to see if they concur, and may soon get the opportunity to have them deposed in our litigation regarding the infection of my former pastor, Don Davidson, who, sadly, retired after catching COVID-19 in January 2021, but only a mild case, at age 67, with cardiovascular disease, which had a 13.2% increased risk of fatal outcomes. And, of course that stroke after getting the vaccines was apparently just how much he could bear, and he threw in the towel, as apparently the pandemic hiatus of declaring himself nonessential wasn’t enough to refresh those creative juices. And then you have God Bigger Than a Dreaded Coronavirus Bishop Glenn, age 66, with no comorbidity factors, and he’s dead, buried and forgotten. Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. Life goes on,” explained Major Mike Webb, who hopes after Wednesday to begin pretrial conference in his mandamus to compel a grand jury, with the opportunity to begin discovery and identify potential witnesses. “Of course, I have a few great pandemic pen pals, but some, like Bruce Aylward and George Gao are out of country, and we may be able still to obtain some affidavits. But we need to subpoena Pastor Don, of course, the Gravesons, Fauci, Kristian Andersen, Ralph Baric, Eddie Holmes, and maybe even Michael Worobey. I am really looking into cracking this nut that apparently has divided the Intelligence Community, baffled the scientists and for which we all lost something, even though it may have been different for everyone. But we are gonna put Old Town on the map. It may become the mecca for science tourism, providing a little competition for Councilman John Chapman’s slave tour,” stated Webb. “Councilman Chapman had apparently chartered a bus to Petersburg, in search of a nearby HBCU to provide a satellite campus, apparently unaware that he need only take the Metro to Howard, and who knows where his tourist customers wind up looking for the slave history in Alexandria? Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip that started from these tropic ports, aboard a mighty ship, right? Hey, I guarantee old Chapman, who may have a reputation of being late will get you back before we declare another imaginary holiday,” said Webb with confidence. Like Sir Richard “Dickey” Dearlove, the former MI6 Director, Webb, a former army top spy, has floated several theories regarding the origins, including a collision with a gay man expressing his sexual freedom, as well as an alien origin, keeping an open mind, and in an abundance of caution, to avert the pandemic next time. Of note, Webb had attempted to enjoin the Alexandria Mayor and former Virginia Governor from encouraging gay men to celebrate La Vie Boheme in a pandemic that finds gay men with a nine percent case fatality rate—even higher than persons in The Sudan—and in July, immediately after Pride Month, there was a breakthrough infections outbreak in which, according to the CDC, one gay man had infected almost a thousand fully vaccinated gay men, a tragedy that could have been avoided had they been as proactive as the former biological warfare planner who had expressed doubts that a vaccine prepared with no knowledge of infectious dose could possibly be one hundred percent effective against infections. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Facebook Flees and White House Doubles Down with “Highly Contagious” Less Than Five Percent Secondary Attack Rate Disease as Pandemic Goes to Trial [FOB FREEDOM, July 3, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . It’s Independence Day, and while many are thinking about cookouts, barbecues, picnics, the beach, parades and fireworks, the Arlington GOP candidates will probably be hopping down to the Leadership Institutes Conservative Soiree to make speeches about their campaigns that have not made any news at all, despite the outspoken Trump supporter with 35 followers on Twitter’s obvious celebrity power. And one fringe independent, on the other hand, is gearing up for a series of hearings and appellate actions to go further than the former VA8GOP nominee, Karla Lipsman, who began to walk back promises to prosecute Dr. Anthony Fauci, after securing the Republican nomination. “This CDC report on seroprevalence is timely, and we found a similar report after the outbreak aboard the U.S.S. Theodore Roosevelt, and, we all know that the hero of the Guam expeditionary invasion, offloading two thousand sailors alleged to have been infected with a highly contagious disease had failed to set off any outbreaks on the territorial island that had been forced to reopen its economy, while Captain Brett Crozier used his press support and circumvention of his chain of command for a political solution, violating the Third Amendment, let’s just say quietly retired, rather than pinning on a star. If the CDC wants to claim they had infected three quarters of Americans, who am I to say they didn’t, even if the simple math of the secondary attack rate says that horse can’t do,” explained Major Mike Webb, who has yet to be infected. Webb notes that there are blaring problems with the CDC report that import bias and demonstrate a poor design, but he will permit his defendants try to walk back their claims in court. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Webb Presses for Prosecution of Pandemic Planners [FOB FREEDOM, July 2, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . His defendants have included Anthony Fauci, Lloyd Austin, Rochelle Walensky and even the White House, but, for some reason, the only reference to this “litigation hobbyist” in the press has not been on Fox News, but in the Progressive Voters Guide, where, apparently at least they have some reason to believe that he was against the government response to the public health crisis, and, he may have been the pesky independent to whom Blue Virginia had referred when they ran a story on the campaign of Arlington Democrat Mary Kadera for the Arlington Public School Board, about whom the words “commando”, “onslaught” and “scorched earth” come to the minds of war-hardened Arlington Democrats and analysts, but nobody can say for sure, because they did not mention any names. And this week, while unreported in the news, one guns blazing kamikaze styled fringe independent is setting his iron sites on hauling the White House and Facebook into a court. “We had an order published regarding a motion for summary judgment, and, at least according to the FOIA the only requirement for injunctive relief to enjoin a government agency from withholding documents, especially without stating one of the nine enumerated exemptions, is a complaint filed in federal court, but the judge said we presented no evidence of entitlement to injunctive relief. Maybe I need to get the guy at the White House who doesn’t log TS/SCI or FOIA requests to write me and the court a letter to confirm that they never responded to my request for information,” remarked Major Mike Webb, a former senior FOIA analyst, and the most junior commissioned officer to have ever served as the operations officer for all U.S. Army strategic counterintelligence in CONUS. Almost as soon as an invisible enemy appeared in the news, the former biological warfare planner was hot on the trail, who, before filing the first litigation challenge against the lockdowns in the country had even contacted the current Chairman of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence, Senator Mark Warner, to apprise him of information that was not being reported in the news, based upon his experience as a former biological warfare planner, who at least by coincidental correlation, happened to be one of only three persons offered a job in a Top Secret billet, for a disavowed, “expired mission” as a procurement analyst at DIA. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Fugitive Facebook May Have Finally Preps to Explain Violations of FACE Act and Conspiracy to Violate Civil Rights [FOB FREEDOM, June 29, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . It was a minute order by a federal court in the nation’s capital that received very little attention, while votes were being tallied for the Arlington Democrat primary elections, experimenting with rank choice voting for the first time since the legislature in Richmond had approved the new procedure, and while the fate of one fringe independent’s qualification for the ballot remained at stake, prompting two cases brought under the Voting Rights Act of 1965, which shall determine whether election observers will be appointed to monitor the elections in the only former state of the Confederacy to deliver its Electoral College votes to Hillary Clinton in the contested 2016 election. And, while an attempt now to bring the White House under the jurisdiction of the courts for failure to comply with the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA), on an issue that will ultimately determine both the origin and ownership of a novel coronavirus, attributed to more fatalities worldwide than Hitler in the Holocaust is certainly intriguing, most of the day spent by the first homeless candidate for the state legislature had been devoted to preparations to hold Facebook accountable for violations of the FACE Act, a case of first impression, after that social media platform had unlawfully blocked access to the entrance of a place of worship that had been designated as a safe place during a once in a lifetime pandemic, during which the former Virginia Governor had claimed he had heard reports regarding these hotbeds of infection that had been responsible for spreading the virus. Major Mike Webb was not even a mention on July 15, 2021, when the Misinformation Dozen, including Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., had had their Facebook accounts disabled, under the direction of the White House, having been identified as being responsible for over 65% of the medical misinformation being spread about a novel coronavirus, but while attention focused upon these newsmakers, the disabling of not only a candidate for the Arlington Public School Board, but also a former biological warfare planner, expressly for “security reasons” went unnoticed, like what became a case of first impression, testing the protections of places of worship under the FACE Act, a challenge that now, after over two years, may finally see a day in court. Not even after former Virginia Governor Ralph Northam had conceded that he had abused his authority, exacting restrictions upon places of worship, did any faith leaders, nor any of the Misinformation Dozen bring a case to court to seek redress under the FACE Act, but it looks like one pesky independent and litigation hobbyist may get the first crack and testing the resolve of the government to protect First Amendment freedoms and religious liberties, as commercial process servers go to the streets to haul the fugitive defendant, Meta Platforms, formerly Facebook, into a courtroom to explain their conduct. “Well, Howard, you know it’s been a long battle, but at least now we may get the chance to hear the defense arguments from Mark Zuckerberg’s legal team on allegations that raise concerns about conspiracy with the government to breach that wall of separation, in derogation of both the Free Exercise and Establishment Clauses, in a conspiracy to violate rights, chargeable under 18 U.S.C. Sections 241 and 242 by the U.S. Attorney General. But for over two years we have found the federal courts acting as a gatekeeper for defendants, denying us a right to a day in court, but not without exacting harm to the rights of the defendants who had elected a dubious right to remain silent. We have already a retaliation argument, after Facebook had disabled the account of a political candidate, but now the apparent complicity of the courts that had, until now, refused to even issue a summons, to provide the defendants with a defense unworthy of credence: failure to receive notice, which had, on previous occasions, served as the pretext for denying even temporary injunctive relief. And, you know that evasion raises a reasonable inference of consciousness of guilt, which attorneys for Meta Platforms will have to argue should not apply, after running for two years. As Jimmy Kimmel had done for me, or so he said, I would only like for Facebook to have an opportunity to explain themselves, and even though they are my defendants, they still have rights, including a right to a day in court, and an opportunity to confront their accusers, and I promise I won’t bite. Why would Facebook be afraid of little old me?” explained Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Webb to Biden: “Hi, I’m Major Mike Webb with Save the Negroes, and I Have a Doc Side. “ [FOB FREEDOM, June 29, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . He’s been described as “pesky” and “passionate”, and even as the “porn tab guy”, and he will readily admit that he can be quite “roofless”, but today, after being pressed for a deadline to qualify for the November ballot, now the tables may soon be turned, if, by July 21st, he can deliver a complaint to the White House and get it to accept to the jurisdiction of the federal courts on the still elusive origins of a novel coronavirus, for which Joe Biden had tasked the Intelligence Community, two months after receipt of a FOIA request, to determine the origins of a virus that the government can neither confirm nor deny it owns. “Well, Howard, as you know, DIA had offered me a job before the recently terminated pandemic, to basically help kill somebody’s grandma, for less than six figures. Hey, I’m a businessman, and you may place a low market price on your two dollar whore grandma, but personally, and I calculated it out, I believe that bimbo is worth way more than twelve and a quarter. I’d have put at least an MSRP of $40 for that ho, just like the ladies of the evening in Bob Hoskin’s Mona Lisa. Remember. Happy? Forty? But such is the life of a man of international mystery. And, I, too, had an entirely different perception when I got into the spy business. I was expecting secret gadgets, skiing down mountain slopes with guys shooting at me from snowmobiles, Jaws, Doctor No, Goldfinger and Jaws, but, the reality is that after a life of chasing spies, terrorists, drug dealers and even honor violation offenders, it comes down to crap like trying to get a sitting President to accept a certified mail parcel, or trying to get an Alexandria prosecutor from trying to evade a commercial process server. Nothing like the movies, ya know? But maybe when they make my story a movie we can spice it up, and a little romance and special effects, and entertain audiences for years. And, no. Disney cannot do my damn movie, and Desantis you make sure the Mouse gets that message from me,” remarked Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Long COVID, Vaccine Injury, Vulcan Mind Meld, and Grief After Death of Titanic Scientists Are Some Reasons Attempting to Explain Sudden Loss of Cognitive Function of Arlington Election Officials [FOB FREEDOM, June 23, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . Going into the weekend, just about anything could happen with the new rank choice voting in Arlington, which appears to have overwhelmed the election officials tallying the vote in an election in which turn out was as low as 17%, with about 10% of voters having already cast their ballots during the early voting period, and this confusion is why election officials are saying they will not know until after determining what happened on Tuesday amongst Democrat candidates before they can get their heads back in the game to determine if anyone else may have qualified to compete in an election in which many analysts claim is superfluous, since the Arlington Democrats hold all of the strings of power, while the Arlington GOP generally sit out the election, and concede victory to their political adversaries, causing one old curmudgeon to remind them that they are supposed to be “Republic Cans” not Republic Can’ts”. And so it is not the outspoken supporter of Donald Trump, with a whopping 35 followers on Twitter, or the Arlington GOP candidate challenging State Senator Barbrara Favola, but some homeless, disabled veteran who at least the President has described as “passionate”, who was chasing down election officials to remind them that they are violating rights and the Voting Rights Act of 1965. “Hey, maybe Bull Connor was far too busy to be worried about the Niggahs in his state. Maybe the slave owners were too busy to free the slaves. Maybe Adolph Hitler was too busy not to exterminate the Jews. And, apparently, in Arlington, if you are too busy then that is an excuse; so, make sure that gets out in formation at the NAACP, Massah Gunny Julius Spain,” remarked Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Intelligence Sources Yet to Determine Origins of Novel Coronavirus Say They Knew Moments After the Implosion of the Titan Submersible, While Multimillionaire Kirsch Continues His Business of Placing Bets in Support of RFK, Jr. Campaign [FOB FREEDOM, June 23, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . While mysteries remain as to what had caused the noises heard every half hour beneath the Atlantic, for a submersible craft that intelligence sources suggest that they had confirmed the implosion that had resulted in cataclysmic structural failures within minutes after it had occurred, a few weeks ago, being quite frank, and discussing launching a libel suit, multimillionaire Steve Kirsch stated bluntly: this is how I make my money. And for those who just want some validation that their thoughts regarding the current public health crisis may be correct, his Substack blog may be sufficient entertainment, but at least one retired military intelligence officer, who had served as the most junior commissioned officer to have ever served as the operations officer for all U.S. Army strategic counterintelligence in CONUS suggests that there is a big difference between intelligence and actionable intelligence and that intelligence drives the mission cycle. “We are taking on government agencies, taking on social media, taking on Kimmel and ABC, and we are talking about what have been described as safe and effective vaccines, but talk is cheap, and we have also been in the courts, and not even one other candidate in Arlington, or even Virginia, perhaps the nation, can say that. I am running against a Democrat, and I have been expressly denounced by the Republicans, and mine is a self-financed campaign; so, I’ve got no strings on me, which also nobody else can say,” stated Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Suspicions Arise That Arlington Democrats Are Trying to Hide the Truth About the Alleged Safe and Effective Vaccines, While, Fighting Like a White Man, Webb Is Speaking Truth to Power [FOB FREEDOM, June 22, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . The “nonpartisan” Arlington County Elections Board is apparently not yet disclosing why one Independent and two Arlington GOP candidates remain in an “in process” status for November ballot qualification, but at least one, outspoken Trump supporter, with a whopping 35 followers on Twitter, Juan Carlos Fierro, who are apparently inspired by deeply considered thoughts on social media, like, “Well said,” and a lot of retweets of posts from others, even after the deadline for qualification has passed, but guns blazing Major Mike Webb empirically has absolutely nothing to lose, in a municipality where the winner of the war-hardened Arlington Democrat primary renders the November elections, that had to go on, in a pandemic, finding less than a million of the over 4.2 million Virginians, following the science, who had elected to vote by mail in a lethal pandemic, actually quite meaningless, an alleged “duty” notwithstanding, and the grandson of a franchise martyr is not expressing at all the timidity of the incumbent in congress, former Park Ranger and college cheerleader Don Beyer, Jr., who had told the Washington Post in 2016 that “Conventional wisdom says this is a Democratic seat, but conventional wisdom is often wrong so I’m taking nothing for granted,” and, at least according to his recent statements regarding religion, Beyer says he’s not afraid to burn in Hell. “We are going for straight talk on the vaccines that even licensed and practicing medical doctors are not discussing regarding these alleged safe and effective vaccines. No BS. And I seriously doubt any of the unknown Arlington GOP have my credentials to speak with any credible authority on the topic, or the balls, which we may reasonably assume from their three years of reticence on the topic, before they said, ‘Why Hell, I’ll run for office.’ And, according to Elrod v. Burns, ‘[t]he loss of First Amendment freedoms, for even minimal periods of time, unquestionably constitutes irreparable injury’, and, according to Monitor Patriot Co. v. Roy, ‘it can hardly be doubted that the constitutional guarantee has its fullest and most urgent application precisely to the conduct of campaigns for political office’, and to quote Rev. King, and I believe I am definitely the only homeless person in Arlington, assisted into homelessness by an armada of almost two dozen officers dispatched by Arlington Democrat Sheriff Jose Quiros, and certainly the only one running for office in Arlington, who can honestly say that slain civil rights leader was a friend of his father—Black lives matter—who is it that is supposed to articulate the longings and the aspirations of the people more than the preacher? Who is supposed to have a kind of fire deep in his bones so that whenever injustice is around he tells it? And, all we say to America is to be true to what you said on paper. Groups tend to be less moral than individuals. Justice delayed is justice denied. One hundred years later, the Negro still is not free. It is beautiful to see my ministers of the gospel—a marvelous picture. I have a dream today. We have a chance to make America a better nation. The press never got around to that. And, let me just tell you what my imagination tells me,” stated Webb, apparently, rote memory quotes from the dead Niggah preacher with whom he had shared a spiritual mentor, and who many folks say they admired, enough for VA8 Democrats to throw his name on their annual fundraiser and to merit the last imaginary holiday before Juneteenth. Of record, not even the social justice Black Protestant churches that Webb had hauled into federal court are saying anything to their devoted members and tithers about the medical products they had mandated their members be administered, nor the federal agencies, like FDA, NIAID and CDC, the pharmaceutical companies, Pfizer, Moderna and Janssen, who Webb had attempted to enjoin, or even DoD, who has refused to respond to a FOIA request, regarding excess fatalities during the COVID-19 countermeasures availability and mandates, has broken their silence, not even daring to reference the litigations brought against them, just as silent as the White House regarding litigations that endorse the proposition that the government owns the biological agent against which the COVID-19 countermeasures were supposed to prevent from causing infection, hospitalization or death. “Like the President said, if anything went wrong, at any point, he would acknowledge it, but it would not, and obviously everything is copacetic, and my multiple cases docketed at the Supreme Court are empirical evidence that porn viewing is like way more important to scientists in the most educated, by credentials, municipality in the Commonwealth of Virginia,” remarked Webb. Webb notes that immediately after disembarking a plane at Newark Airport, returning from One Station Unit Training for the Infantry at Fort Benning in April 1991, he had grabbed some jungle boots, a “Bush Knows Baghdad tee shirt and some petitions and headed straight to the Roosevelt Lanes bowling alley in Jersey City and had qualified for the ballot as a Republican in Hudson County, the Cook County of the Northeast, the very next day, but he admits that it may have helped to be able to summon the power of the Vicar of Manhattan, a House Majority Whip and a legendary civil rights and criminal defense/mob attorney, with just one phone call, if influence has evolutionary pressure in politics. “Who cares if your father is the pastor of the largest congregation in a large city? Okay, most people have to beg and sell their soul for an internship on the Hill, especially a paid internship, but I was sitting around one day and trying to think how I wanted to spend my summer in my sophomore year, and my Democrat Congressman called me and told me I would be spending the summer in Washington, probably like a lot of folks in Arlington, especially our prominent Negroes. But, my Congressman Frank even knew I was a Republican back then, and let’s just say understood the science of trying to screw me,” laughed Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

60th Anniversary of Reverend King’s Dream Arrives Early in Arlington for Some Woke Negroes [FOB FREEDOM, June 21, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . The summer begins with simmering embers in Arlington, as the stilted image of former Arlington NAACP President Julius “J.D.” Spain’s quest for the ballot suffers sweltering oppression of defeat outside the Central Library in Arlington, still decked out in Pride Month celebration colors and decorations, in a municipality, the most educated, by credentials, that had encouraged gay men, with a nine percent case fatality rate against COVID-19, to celebrate their sexual freedom in indoor settings that had proved disastrous in the summer of 2021, finding almost a thousand gay men suffering breakthrough infections, a lesson not even noticed by Arlington Public Schools Superintendent Francisco Duran, a holder of a doctorate from the prestigious Columbia University, who, despite protecting the personal pronouns preference of LGBTQ students, had not only unnecessarily closed schools to in-person instruction, while China was reopening its economy, but had also mandated that they be administered COVID-19 countermeasures products, rapidly developed without the prerequisite knowledge of infectious dose and correlates of protection, before they had even been approved by the FDA. And the fate of one candidate for November qualification for the ballot, “speaking truth to power” remains a silenced voice, even one day after the national celebration of Juneteenth, and two months before the anniversary of a famous speech by a friend of his father about a dream “deeply rooted in the American Dream”, with whom he had shared a spiritual mentor. “A few weeks ago, I had actually knocked on J.D.’s door, and he asked me to go easy on him, but he should have asked June Prakash to go easy on him and to get behind doing something about the public schools where his children attend, not mine. He was out busy collecting endorsements, and saying what he thought would get him finally elected, but the Bible says, what profit a man who loses his soul and gains the world. Imagine not even getting the world for your bargain with the Devil,” remarked Major Mike Webb. The fate of Webb’s campaign and the Voting Rights Act of 1964 will be decided in the federal courts, where he had commenced an action, pro se, in April, now on appeal to the D.C. Circuit, joining several other legal actions brought by what the U.S. Attorney General has described as a “litigation hobbyist”, a former childhood protege of the legendary civil rights and criminal defense attorney Raymond Brown, Esq. “We have a petition for writ of mandamus and an appeal at the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals, and we shall just have to wait for that action to continue to proceed at a horse and buggy pace, but hopefully next month we shall be having a hearing on proceeding to trial on the infections of one local pastor, his wife, and a family at the First Baptist Church of Alexandria, and will be filing that praecipe for the hearing today. We have a similar action at the State Supreme Court on the infection and death of Senator Tim Kaine’s friend, Bishop Gerald Glenn, who had suspiciously caught COVID-19 and died before the first Easter in pandemic, along with 30 other Pentecostal faith leaders, and various other actions, including a racketeering action against Jimmy Kimmel and American Broadcast Company at the U.S. Supreme Court, which may well decide the fate of 18 U.S.C. Section 1964, which provides a civil remedy to plaintiffs who have been victimized by patterns of racketeering activity, often never addressed by law enforcement and the courts, indicative of some level of corruption, and that joins our action against Alexandria and Falls Church who had issued a Pride Month Proclamation without the authority to do so in their city charters. We are definitely not seeing an America the beautiful in the courts currently, but we are still yet striving to make America great, again,” stated Webb. Empirically not a winning message, Webb’s effort to clean the swamp has garnered no support, and the effort has largely been self-funded by a candidate who today is homeless and unemployed, but perhaps that is what a patriot looks like. Additional current actions being brought by Webb, a disabled veteran, diagnosed with a major depressive disorder, include a challenge, under the FACE Act against historically Black Protestant denomination churches in opposition to their vaccines only policy for in-person worship, a challenge against the masking policy at the Veterans Administration, an action against DoD, brought under the FOIA, to obtain information on excess fatalities since the rollout of the allegedly “safe and effective vaccines”, another FOIA action to determine whether the infectious dose and secondary attack rate, standard epidemiological metrics, for COVID-19 are classified information, which could only be classified, under Executive Order 12,958, if the causative biological agent had been cultivated or manipulated in a laboratory and owned by the government, and an action in which he has been acknowledged as a “whistleblower” to determine the identity of the senior DoD official who had offered a former biological warfare planner a job, in a Top Secret billet, at DIA, as a procurement analyst before what would become the longest respiratory tract infection pandemic in history, a matter simultaneously on appeal at the MSPB just to obtain the mandatory whistleblower investigation, and but not for a debilitating, major depressive condition, Webb jests that he could have done so much more. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

DUM SPIRO SPERO (WHILE I BREATHE I HOPE) As of May 7, 2021, the official position of the CDC is that the primary means of transmission is via aerosols, or fine particles, not droplets, and "[t]he smallest very fine droplets, and aerosol particles formed when these fine droplets rapidly dry, are small enough that they can remain suspended in the air for minutes to hours." As noted by the South China Morning Post in August 2019, regarding the use of tear gas in protests in Hong Kong, an N95 is effective against tear gas, whose smallest deployment configuration is six times larger than the largest SARS-CoV-2 particle, for an hour, leaving an exposure risk beyond that point for an N-95, while nonmedical substitutes, like facial coverings, bandanas, etc., had been determined, definitively, using the same diagnostic equipment used to rate the N95, by the NIOSH in the Obama Administration, in March 2010, to be wholly ineffective respiratory protection, findings reiterated in June 2020, after the WHO had hastily examined 172 observational studies, but promoted under the headline in the Washington Post that announced that a "spate of new research supports wearing masks", meaning an N95, technically a "mask", while announcing four paragraphs down, that the study did not support the conclusion that the facial coverings the City of Alexandria had encouraged churches to sew to distribute to healthcare workers would be effective respiratory protection. And, when called to tasks regarding his masking policy, the Mayor of Alexandria, like the former Virginia Governor, chose to evade an argument in court. Why, if they were following the science?

Webb to Alexandria Prosecutor Porter: “Would You Believe I Was Just Waiting for the Train, and There Is an Isaiah 6 Fan Who Got That.” [FOB FREEDOM, June 19, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . Several alumni of 23% four-year graduation rate HBCUs, and others in a pervasive historic achievement gap are certainly partying like it’s 1999 today, and not just because they may not know what time it is, and meanwhile, one litigation hobbyist who they certainly don’t call “Mister Tibbs” in Alexandria, is finishing up a demonstrative exhibit to assist “visual learners” better understand why, while Andy Taylor and Barney Fife may be a delight during normal times in May Bury, in a pandemic, they become the Will Bury Brothers, quite literally, when you look at the statistics regarding COVID-19 fatalities of color. “Don Davidson was 67 when he got infected, and after a mild spell, he was off blogging his rambling with Don stuff, but Bishop Glenn, with no comorbidities, like the bum heart that found Pastor Don ‘lying’ on a catheterization table, his words, not mine, was only 66, and bam. The Niggah was dead, just like that, and do you see Pastor Don coming out of retirement to provide a statement because Black lives matter, or on behalf of his fellow clergyman? No. See you, and would not wanna be you, my Christian brother,” laughed Major Mike Webb. And, apparently, Bryan Porter, the Alexandria Commonwealth Attorney, who had also graduated from 90% acceptance rate VCU, like Pastor Don and the Alexandria Mayor, Justin Wilson, can say amen on the proposition that the retired pastor, his wife, and family that was a member of his congregation, were infected quite naturally in a pandemic, involving a disease that the former Governor, Ralph Northam, M.D., had said was spreading “like wildfire”, even though the first case did not arrive in Bath County until mid-July 2020, the wildfire failed to set off a Liberty Loan Day Parade death toll in Alexandria for Saint Patrick’s Day in 2016, or at the Pete Buttiegieg packed stadium event in Arlington, and had failed, in China, for an index case alleged to have set off a super spreader in a dining room, while failing for 614 miles, on a train for two days, to infect anyone. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Alexandria Prosecutor Finds Jesus? [FOB FREEDOM, June 18, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . While even one Black Protestant church has practically conceded that Father’s Day is meaningless with less than 25% of Black families having a momma and a papa, and had decided to put up Juneteenth signs all over the place in celebration of their new imaginary holiday, at least one prosecutor in Northern Virginia is a steady praying that he will never have to go to court to present his arguments on dismissal of a case, brought in mandamus, to compel the convening of a grand jury investigation into the infections of a pastor, his wife and a well-known family who had attended a large evangelical Christian, Southern Baptist church, where now retired Alexandria Sheriff Dana Lawhorne had found Jesus, in October 2021, just before the November elections when it appeared that Mark Herring, the candidate who he had endorsed, might not prevail. “It is certainly intriguing that the founder of some mental health group is now running around Alexandria saying ‘I believe the preacher’, but recall Bryan is a graduate of 90% selective VCU, and probably believed that against this virus that even the Intelligence Community is having a helluva time just trying to determine its origins, like something alien, a simple one-ply cotton mask and social distancing was what he was supposed to do to prevent being infected by the superman virus, which even Fauci says has fooled ‘us’ before. Yo, Bryan, I don’t wanna keep you away from your prayers and meditations, but have one of those fine attorneys in your office cover for you for a minute, bring your thing Mary road to Bethlehem to court, dismiss my case and get it done, ya dang Jesus freak,” laughed Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Alexandria Prosecutor Gets One Month Reprieve on Explaining to Court Why He Didn’t Investigate Up to 223 Possible Murders [FOB FREEDOM, June 18, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . One might argue that most, about 94% of the total fatalities from COVID-19 would have died anyway, even without having been infected with a virus that, according to Webb v. Fauci, Record No. 21-6868 (U.S. 2022), the government can neither confirm nor deny it owns, while even Arlington Democrat candidates running for the Arlington Public School Board are treating the learning loss caused by the closure of schools to in-person instruction as Verbotene Frucht, as the former NAACP President is sharing his beliefs that the 26,911 opioid overdoses waiting to happen, and in desperate need of a government provided, personal NARCAN kit are in desperate need of the mental health treatment that has apparently benefited one lively pastor of a large, historically Black Protestant church who compelled his members to be administered COVID-19 countermeasures, developed without the prerequisite knowledge of infectious dose to develop an effective vaccine without conducting a large sample size phase three clinical trial, and a COVID-19 countermeasure that had never been approved by the FDA and had recently even had its emergency use authorization revoked by the FDA. But, would you want to be the prosecutor who said, “Eh,” to what may have been 223 murders in your city of over 150,000, while 85% of the elderly, most adversely affected by the pandemic in fatality count, had volunteered to be guinea pigs in a clinical trial having been fraudulently and extortionately induced? “Hey, Bryan ran unopposed, the people have spoken, and, might I say, as the President had said, after this dark period, we shall emerge a stronger nation, and that day cannot come too fast, No. Really. Some of these fools might get a clue about how we are killing them,” laughed Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Webb to Porter: “I Done Heard of Be Very Careful for That Four Witches You Pray, But Dang, Yo.” [FOB FREEDOM, June 16, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . There has not yet even been a “Webb Moves Closer to Qualifying for the Ballot” headline, in a petition drive campaign that had begun in January, and the not a serious option, fringe independent candidate has been like Keifer Sutherland had described the Klan: “never gone away; they’s just been under the surface”. And at least in the past it had been acknowledged that the passionate and pesky porn tab guy, about whom the words “commando”, “scorched earth” and “onslaught” came to the minds of war-hardened Arlington Democrats and analysts whenever he had attempted to qualify for a ballot, had been floating around the periphery for almost a decade. But, after running around, knocking on doors, discussing a subject that not even one Arlington Democrat running for office would dare to address, the official word from the Arlington County Board of Elections regarding their “in process” candidate in Virginia’s Third District is: “you don’t have to get any more signatures.” “I am assuming this means, with the deadline approaching for ballot qualification, I have finally managed to obtain the required 125 signatures, and it only took six months, and apparently my email and express mail package from the post office to the State Board of Elections had suffered the same fate as my letter to the Vatican back in 2016, which took 21 days to arrive because the Vatican was closed for the holidays, according to officials at the International Division at Federal Express, when your package absolutely, positively has to be there overnight,” remarked Major Mike Webb. Whether on the ballot, or as a write-in, the guns-blazing Webb is packing a strong punch, adding to his spreading of medical misinformation door-to-door, information so Sancto Santorum information that like Yahweh not even the name can be uttered aloud, on the 28th, with already a petition on review at the State Supreme Court on the infection and death of Bishop Gerald Glenn, seeking to compel the first grand jury investigation into a COVID-19 related death, a topic that even the Republican State Attorney General Jason Miyares is avoiding like the plague, Merrick Garland’s favorite litigation hobbyist is pressing forward against the formerly unopposed Alexandria prosecutor who had thought he was doing something right, with only 243 COVID-19 fatalities in his city to a virus for which not even the Intelligence Community can locate the proximal origins, the Arlington and Alexandria Republicans running away from the ballot and a chance to go head-to-head against the Arlington Democrats have decided to pass on weighing in on the infection of Pastor Don Davidson, the former Senior Pastor of the First Baptist Church of Alexandria, his wife and the Graveson family who had been members of that Southern Baptist Church. “What do they call MI up in New York City, Chief? They call MI missed the tips,” laughed Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Webb to LGBT COMMUNITY: “Only a True Friend Would Tell You the Truth, and You Look Like an Intelligent Person. Nice Parasol.” [FOB FREEDOM, June 14, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . Last evening, waiting for the midnight hour, Capitol Hill Police on duty at the nation’s highest court spotted not a UFO, or even a carriage turning back into a pumpkin. It was none other than a not a serious option, fringe independent, who, of report has floated around the periphery of northern Virginia politics for almost a decade, and about whom the words “commando”, “scorched earth” and “onslaught” come to the minds of war-hardened Arlington Democrats and analysts, who remain determined to ensure that Alfonso “Fonzie” Lopez remains unopposed, while one Alexandria Commonwealth Attorney who had run unopposed is attempting to develop a science argument regarding why he had filed a motion to dismiss a case back in January and never got around to docketing it for a hearing. “Last Pride Month, I am proud, in my best Arlington Democrat candidate voice from 2021, to say, that we decided to double down on the Petticoat Injunction we had filed last year, and filed the fee at the Supreme Court to see if our conservative Supreme Court justices might find anything wrong with the Cities of Falls Church and Alexandria issuing a Pride Month proclamation without any authority under the city charter. After evolving science, and old Mohammed Ronald—I mean Mohammed Norman Oliver issuing that ultra vires declaration of a communicable disease of public health threat an entire month before any cases of COVID-19 had yet been reported in any ‘affected area in the Commonwealth’, which is the controlling statutory language, seeming to suggest that legal or not, they were determined to have a pandemic, for which I may have been offered a job to assist in, as a former biological warfare planner, back when I had run for my first time for Congress. And the courts have determined that it was in no way, shape or form a bribe, meriting the required whistleblower investigation. But, we extended an invitation to our loving Christian community to assist in paying the fee to get these government officials in Alexandria and Falls Church to follow their own laws, and like the doors of the church that reopened after pandemic, as we often say during the invitation to join a hotbed of infection, none have come. And so its the homeless of affluent and cosmopolitan Arlington, again, out front and on the frontlines of the fight for freedom, a veteran and veritable very spine of America, as the President said. And, Happy Fag Day, I mean Flag. What? That's cigarette in English, of merry old England. Pardon my French, Mister Sophistication,” remarked Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

THE SECOND CASE TO BRING A GRAND JURY INVESTIGATION INTO THE COVID-19 RESPONSE Why did the City of Alexandria close out an online complaint about their failure to read the 40-page WHO report from China that had warned that they had guidelines to protect the elderly in nursing homes, without pharmacological intervention, as early as February 2020? Why did a sheriff refuse to serve a complaint on the Virginia Governor in the first litigation challenge against the lockdowns in the nation? Why did the prosecutor evade the sheriff, who refused to serve a summons on him, as well as a commercial process server, to bring him to court to compel him to prosecute that same sheriff? Why did the prosecutor choose to represent himself in a matter brought against him in his official capacity, and file a motion to dismiss a case to compel him to convene a grand jury into the suspect infections of a local pastor, his wife, and a well-known evangelical Christian family in January and then fail to docket the matter for a hearing? What will that prosecutor do now that a motion has been filed to proceed to trial in a case where the prosecutor is his worst witness?

Justice Department Confident Democrat Voters Will Not Notice They Had Voted for Mob Rule [FOB FREEDOM, June 10, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . After apparently convincing the highly educated and enlightened progressive voters that 31 counts against the former President, without any evidence of an actual delivery for any one of the items listed could possibly sustain a defense built around reasonable doubt, there will probably be any pushback from any persons now that racketeering activities, as long as the police and prosecutors don’t object, will be permitted against citizens and businesses with no recourse in the courts, especially after judges in the Eastern District of Virginia and the District of Columbia simply decided no longer to enforce Section 1964, the civil remedy provision of the federal racketeering statute, and one former childhood protege of a mob attorney weighs in. “Imagine you have maybe a barber shop, or any business, and suddenly the mob has problems with you, and maybe decides to commit arson, extortion or whatever to run you out of business, and the police, you wanted to defund and the prosecutors decide, in prosecutorial discretion that any crimes against you are not important enough to prosecute. That’s exactly my case involving Bishop Gerald Glenn, currently at the State Supreme Court. Well, at least until Jimmy Kimmel didn’t want to pay restitution for his felonies, and now Alfonso Lopez, as a business man, or even political campaign or advocacy group, you could have sued under RICO, albeit in an uphill fight, because imagine what the judge is gonna say when you start raising allegations involving felonies from those upright citizens who never do anything wrong. Perfect in every way, and untouchable. Well, now apparently it’s like perfectly legal to tell you to just make like a bitch and take it up your buttocks, and it is Pride Month, and they did voter for it; so, the people have spoken,” explained Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

What Would a Sunday in 32% Faith Arlington Be without a Scientific Video Regarding the Empirically Established Ignorance of a Black Preacher? [FOB FREEDOM, June 4, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . While he does not generally highlight his decision to dropout from medical school, many of the biographies prepared for his many speaking engagements boast of the fact that Reverend Howard-John Wesley had been a double major at Duke University’s Pratt School of Engineering, who had graduated Magna Cum Laude with degrees in electrical and bioengineering, but one creative sermon regarding the Book of Jonah, in which the lively pastor appeared to have failed to acknowledge the clear distinction between the digestive system and the reproductive system, while certainly co-located in the belly, raised at least some early concerns for one homeless and crazy person in Arlington, who happens also to have formerly been a biological warfare planner, apparently in high demand at the Defense Intelligence Agency for a position in a Top Secret billet involving procurement analysis, coincidentally before the longest respiratory tract infection pandemic in history. But as news regarding the revocation of the emergency use authorization for a COVID-19 countermeasures product that had never received FDA approval, Major Mike Webb has some probing questions for Rev. Wesley, the Senior Pastor at the historic Alfred Street Baptist Church in Alexandria, beyond why he has yet to retain an attorney to make an appearance in litigation brought under the FACE Act in connection with his vaccines only in person worship policy. “You know, confession is so good for the soul? And, as I told retired Alexandria Sheriff Dana Lawhorne, we need to repent from our sins to receive the blessings of salvation. Can I get an amen?” remarked Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.