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Webb to Porter: “Do You Propose Some Other Way to Prosecute and Convict Terrorist Outside Inscrutable Conspiracy Theories?” FOB Freedom, April 27, 2024] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Thanks for reading OPFOR Annex! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. Subscribed Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . When not out soliciting signatures, one not a serious option, fringe independent is generally in court, where he is known not only as a litigation hobbyist, but also as the Scourge of the Virginia Bar Association. And apparently the rights of unrepresented litigants, for whom courts are supposed to take a solicitous attitude, refusing to dismiss a complaint unless, beyond a reasonable doubt, they could not prove any material facts, the members of the Virginia Bar Association have endorsed the proposition that a judge can ignore the plain word meaning of statutes, declare you mentally unfit without a hearing, findings or experts, and, if you happen in that “civil” environment to lose even before you day in court, while the court needles you with technicalities, ignoring that the Supreme Court had prohibited them from doing so, it was only because your case was frivolous. And of course if you say “conspiracy”, even though it is a legal cause of action, even codified for businesses under state law, and forms the basis of the federal racketeering statute, for which, thanks to Jimmy Kimmel and his attorneys, there is no civil remedy provision, as endorsed by the U.S. Supreme Court, you must be crazy, and progressive voters in the most reliable Democrat Party Congressional District in Virginia overwhelmingly agree. But one fringe independent with no “damned” kids in public schools, disagrees, and will probably never get elected Miss Congeniality, it being outside his biologically determined sex and gender. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.

Webb to Beyer: “Science Dude, Are You Gonna at Least Share Some ‘Artificial’ Intelligence with Your Business Colleagues?” FOB Freedom, April 27, 2024] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . Like begats like, or that is what at least kids in private school had been taught by fifth grade biology, and the longest respiratory tract infection pandemic in history has somehow surprised scientists again as it somehow, without any sentient thought, managed to develop a legal strategy to enable the government to escape all civil liability, but that, of course, is just coincidence. “Well, Howard, call me frivolous and vexatious, and obviously neither a parent nor a teacher, but it just so happens that the statute of limitations in the seventh most educated state on personal injury is just two years, from the time that you happened to get injured, but when it comes to business properties and associated rights, you have a five year statute of limitations from the day upon which you had been injured, not when you had finally discovered it, waking up surprised. Say you closed your damned business or closed your damned church because some government official told you a virus with a less than five percent chance of infecting you was highly contagious, even though that is 12 times too low to be described as a highly contagious disease, capable of a superspreader event. First, maybe you should have read the damn WHO report on the outbreak, and I would argue the assumption of risk there; contributory negligence and no remedy at law, Moron. Well, your rights and property got injured say in public schools in Arlington on March 13, 2020, and just add five years and that is when your time is up, and if you ain’t read the 40-page WHO report in these past few years with all of the evolutionary pressure in the world from a lethal, global public health crisis, under Darwin the weak perish. Can I get an amen?” quipped Major Mike Webb. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.

Fringe Independent Explains the Inscrutable Theories in Jurisprudence Upon Which Prosecutors Often Rely to Apprehend and Prosecute Terrorists [FOB Freedom, April 12, 2024] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . Call it a CLE, if you are an attorney, or call it becoming informed and educated, if you are a progressive and “conspiracy” is synonymous with “crazy”, but one fringe independent, living on a fixed income, and suddenly, while running for Congress, being subjected to review of his eligibility to receive disability payments from the Social Security Administration, may have a video health interview at the beginning of next month, but today he is engaged in those infamously “fantastical ramblings” upbraided by the courts, as he explains collusion as understood by a legal practitioner, as applied to the second best public schools in Virginia, who had apparently conspired to violate the civil rights of almost 30,000 children, a felony punishable by up to ten years, a case before the local courts on an issue of no concern to parents who drive luxury cars and send their kids to free, underperforming public schools that are not a golden ticket to Harvard. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.

Webb to Biden: “You Know, Mister President, Even Not Afraid to Burn in Hell Don Beyer Is Talking About Faith and Going to Church, These Days.” [FOB Freedom, April 12, 2024] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . Bookies wouldn’t lay odds on a Republican picking up a seat in Virginia’s 8th Congressional District, at least in 2016, according to one local reporter, who had lambasted the Arlington GOP for not being Republicans but Republican’ts, failing to seek to run for lower offices, and over a week after the deadline for soliciting a thousand signatures from registered voters to qualify to compete in the June 18th primary, even the VA8GOP official website is only discussing the primary for the nominee for U.S. Senate. But one pesky independent continues to gather momentum in a quest to qualify for the ballot, while simultaneously making progress in courts, both state and federal, still litigating on the government response to the COVID-19 pandemic, a topic not even making headlines for House Republicans who had launched a committee that has done nothing more than produce a few hearings, while the “Prosecute Fauci” cries remain far out of reach. “Well, Howard, as you know they say, think globally and act locally, and we’ve been busy just cleaning the swamp, finding a few more of our elected officials suddenly deciding to throw in the towel, and I’m still pursuing a court martial against Captain Brett Crozier who suddenly decided to retire before pinning on a star, and who has yet to receive his commendation from the President for deadlining a major force projection platform and sending out an SOS to the world on nonsecure communications, all because of a disease that by December 2023 had only claimed the lives of 96 uniformed members of the military, on active duty, in the reserve component and the national guards. What happened to his thought about sailors lives being at stake from a validated less than five percent secondary attack rate disease? What peer-reviewed science report did he read? Can anyone say, Espionage Act?” inquired Major Mike Webb. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.

Pesky Independent Presses Forward to Convene Grand Jury on Facial Coverings Mandates in Arlington Public Schools [FOB Freedom, April 12, 2024] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . For unknown reasons, a litigation languishing in court, with an unserved complaint against the Arlington prosecutor has not even been mentioned in the local or national press, even though it represents the first litigation related to the government response to the COVID-19 pandemic in public schools, which has been attributed to a national learning loss in which Virginia, the seventh most educated state, by credentials, is ranked sixth for learning loss, and apparently even if the hashtag says that #ArlingtonReads, one pesky independent out knocking on doors is finding “informed” and “highly educated” voters who don’t know anything about this litigation or even know who he or she is. “Well, Howard, I really thought that being a headliner on Jimmy Kimmel Live! was supposed to be a mark of fame or even notoriety, but apparently nobody in Arlington watched that show. I recall the day after becoming internationally notorious, and I hopped on a crowded Metro to jet off to DC, and my face was plastered over page two of the free newspaper they distribute on the subway. Nobody noticed me, maybe because all Niggahs look alike. So, I started to try to get some folks to notice that I was the Number Two Porn Tab Guy in the World, and they were not even interested. Ya think I should have dropped trou?” remarked Major Mike Webb. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.

Prodigal and Pesky Porn Tab Guy Subjects Coronavirus Beliefs to “Cross” Examination [FOB Freedom, March 31, 2024] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . Considering the vastness of the cosmos, most Americans accept on faith, contrary to evidence, that life at least as intelligent as on earth must exist somewhere else in the universe, just as most Americans, especially with 1,186,671 American fatalities as of March 23rd, and 90.5% of Americans, age 5 and older, having received at least one dose of a COVID-19 countermeasure, developed to address a significant threat to citizens residing abroad, and active duty members of the uniformed military, albeit without the prerequisite knowledge of infectious dose, immunogenicity and correlates of protection, it is safe to assume that the overwhelming majority of Americans believed that a novel coronavirus was, in fact, highly contagious, but in the community with the most government scientists, and the most educated by credentials, in the Commonwealth of Virginia, only 32% of residents profess any religious faith, at all. And even one Neil deGrasse Tyson, America’s favorite Negro astrophysicist, has opined that religion is nothing but beliefs, not science, and one former biological warfare planner and former childhood protege of a legendary civil rights and criminal defense attorney decided on this Easter Sunday to compare the beliefs in a risen savior to the beliefs in a highly contagious virus, under the rules that govern courtroom procedures. “Well, Howard, at least in the Johannine and Synoptic Gospels, as I must assume my pastor, a USAR Chaplain and junior field grade officer knows, we don’t have a vast record of prior science with which to compare the claims of the evolving science of a once-in-a-lifetime pandemic. And, according to science, as you know, reproducibility of results and replication of methods are the hallmarks of the scientific method, while court review of agency actions is based upon the grounds upon which the agency took the action at the time. And, when we delve into the scientific texts, we find some significant departures from what was known at the time on infectious disease and coronaviruses. The ground glass opacities, or GGOs that set off a panic in China could easily be confused with multiple conditions, including the aspiration pneumonia that has been our Stonewall Jackson-type, Civil War infections incident to amputation in old army medicine that has yet to be resolved even before a pandemic, resulting in most of our fatalities, and attributed to bacteria associated with the gastrointestinal system, not a virus in the respiratory tract. We had Fauci discussing this problem in 2007, and doctors in the Spanish Flu Pandemic discussing this problem—even researchers discussing this problem, and now, after more deaths than the Holocaust in half the time, the peer-reviewed research of Wiley is claiming its a new discovery that antibiotics could address this. Science knew this before they forgot during evolving science, and I hate to be the nonscientist to be the first to notice. You feel MI, Chaplain,” remarked Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.

Former COVID Chaplain Welcomed to the Front by Former Biological Warfare Planner’s Former Boss [FOB Freedom, March 31, 2024] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . At least 50% of commissioned officers survive to the rank of major, and with just five years remaining for retirement eligibility, one new pastor in Northern Virginia had been “welcomed to the front” in a widely disseminated email from a church member and former biological warfare planner, and call it the divine intervention that pastor believes had called him into the ministry, today, with just 12% of lieutenant colonels being promoted to full colonel, this junior field grade officer finds himself at the Pentagon, like one Denzel Washington character, in the film, Courage Under Fire, but there is a high probability that this chaplain placed over reviewing restrictions on religious liberty in the U.S. Army Reserve during a once-in-a-lifetime pandemic, decided, based upon what he believed, to volunteer for a phase three clinical trial of a COVID-19 countermeasure, developed without the prerequisite knowledge of infectious dose, immunogenicity and correlates of protection, while, at least under U.S. v. Calley, “[t]he acts of a subordinate done in compliance with an unlawful order given him by his superior are excused and impose no criminal liability upon him unless the superior's order is one which a man of ordinary sense and understanding would, under the circumstances, know to be unlawful, or if the order in question is actually known to the accused to be unlawful”, and according to one former OCS Chaplain instructing officer candidates on military ethics, an officer’s eyes are for safety, and one retired force protection specialist weighs in. “Well, Howard, it’s just say, it is always better to take the hard right than to do the easy wrong, at least some pontificating pieties preacher once told me, but like abortion advocates say, you never know what you’re going to do until you are in that particular situation. But, Rev. King, a friend of my Father, who art now in Heaven, had said that if he was in Germany, when they were passing antireligious laws, he would have been there beside his Jewish brothers, and if ever they started passing antireligious laws here in the U.S., he would be opposing those antireligious laws, and just count the cases brought by preachers during the pandemic and you know how many Martin Luther Kings we have,” remarked Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.

Commonsensical Measures for Public School Safety Under Scrutiny in Virginia’s Second Best Public Schools, Focusing on Masking Guidance [FOB Freedom, March 23, 2024] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . According to the Washington Posts, “months of discord about the coronavirus epidemic had transformed the cloth mask into a potent political symbol, touted by Democrats as a key part of communal responsibility, labeled by some GOP leaders as a sign of government overreach and as a scarlet letter pinned on the weak, but one retired force protection specialist from the Department of Defense suggests that, while these sentiments reflecting expressions of opinion may provide feelings of empowerment and efficacy, under a rigorous analysis of regulatory guidance, the essential question revolves around effectiveness, i.e., could the nonmedical facial coverings effectively prevent microbial penetration? And, beginning a litigation challenge in the most educated municipality in the Commonwealth of Virginia, home of the most government scientists, Major Mike Webb, a litigation hobbyist, is beginning a video series on regulatory deference jurisprudence, a boot camp understanding from Jacobson v. Massachusetts to Chevron USA v. NRDC and DHS v. Regents of University of California. “Well, Howard, as you know, when you have to solicit at least a thousand qualifying signatures, you get to talk to a lot of people, from all walks of life, and, what might come as a surprise to some is that we are past the fourth anniversary of the pandemic declaration, and even in the seventh most educated state in the nation, most people do not understand the fundamentals of basic infectious disease, and if you don’t understand the problem, you cannot begin to think about a reasonably calculated solution to begin the discussion regarding whether it was negligence on the part of public school officials when they had implemented the masking mandates. And although Ralph Northam led two rounds of applause in Fairfax during his COVID-19 update in June 2020, speaking mostly to Latino voters about the DACA case, it didn’t appear that anyone clapping their hands had any idea about the legal precedent that was central to that case, that agency action is based upon the grounds upon which they had relied to implement a measure. However, fortunately for us in court, we have the policy documents where leaders at Arlington Public Schools laid out their rationale for implementing mask mandates. In a nutshell, because the CDC said it was the right thing to do. Why did they not follow CDC guidance initially on permitting faculty to go unmasked when they were in their offices? Why didn’t they close the cafeterias and only use outdoor dining, like the CDC told them to do? This suggests they had some leeway in selecting those guidelines they preferred to follow or disregard, which means they had some level of discretion even on masking. But when they explained their policy on masks, the stated that they were only following orders, which is not completely forthcoming, and as we know from the Calley decision, even a soldier in the army must follow an order from a superior, unless a person of reasonable sense and understanding would know it to be unlawful, and apparently our reasonable folks in charge of education believe in the impervious qualities of one-ply cotton against microbial penetration, and you wonder why only one of 1,800 seniors in the Class of 2022 got accepted to Harvard,” explained Webb, who had no problem trying to get into Harvard. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Former Assistant Superintendent’s Kid “Tinkers” on Arlington Pubic Schools Mask Mandate [FOB Freedom, March 23, 2024] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . One pesky litigation hobbyist is “Tinkering” in the courts in the community of the most government scientists, and the uproar is beginning to stir on social media as he prepares to file a motion for summary judgment to compel the convening of a grand jury investigation on the Arlington Public School mask mandate. “Well, Howard, as you know, here in Virginia, since 1974, we have had precedent regarding the literal police powers of a public school principal, after a band of let’s just say civically minded students decided to set off an insurrection at the Patrick Henry High School, establishing the significant disruption of business rule, and relying on the boundaries set in Tinker when a school board went to far, adversely impacting the free speech rights of around 18,000 public school students, even though only five had been suspended. The threshold for criminal negligence is reckless disregard for rights, not just human life, and, according to authorities upon which Drs. Ralph Northam and Mohammed Oliver had relied for their masking guidance, there was no scientific evidence to suggest that one-ply cotton created an impervious barrier against microbial penetration, but the wearing of these nonmedical grade devices was contemplated to enforce compliance, as a symbolic reminder of the pandemic, as well as to provide mere feelings of efficacy and empowerment. However, under Barnette even an assistant superintendent’s kid knows the Supreme Court had upheld the rule that the government cannot control men’s minds, which would include women and children, I assume. But then you add this mechanics argument where the NIOSH had definitively determined in 2010 that nonmedical grade substitutes for respiratory protection would be wholly ineffective, and the findings back in 1918, reiterated by Fauci in 2007, regarding the aspirational pneumonia associated with the gastrointestinal tract that a simple barrier blocking up to 90% of droplets would facilitate a gastric bypass to the respiratory tract, so as to cause pneumonia, and it’s like putting a death mask on a kid’s face. I lover engaging with these informed voters who lambast Trump for rejecting science, and I wonder if they are drinking bleach and not telling anyone,” remarked Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Late Entry for Oscar Nomination from America’s Favorite Porn Tab Guy? [FOB Freedom, December 24, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . He’s internationally notorious, and in just a week Politico Playbook may finally stop remembering his birthday, just like they did for his little bit country and Oscar Award-winning birthday pal, Cuba Gooding, Jr., who had starred in an ensemble cast in the 1995 pandemic thriller, Outbreak, the story of the Motaba virus that had threatened the town of Cedar Creek, when the guns-blazing, pesky independent, Major Mike Webb was actually performing duties as a biological warfare planner, but these days he’s internationally notorious for his novel research on the internet for viruses, which always gets a laugh from live videotape audiences for the “top secret” racketeering defendant and Oscar’s host in Los Angeles for Jimmy Kimmel Live! And, for Christmas, why not another Christmas-themed video from a not a serious option candidate who borrows his life from the movies he saw, according to ARL Now. “Well, Howard, I’ve been trying to get in contact with my psychiatrist, probably like all of the kids in Arlington Public Schools, who apparently have some serious issues and require some psychological treatment. And maybe if I got back on my meds these email figments of my imagination and hallucinations involving lawsuits would all go away, because they have to be as effective as these safe and effective vaccines. Like Kimmel says, a doctor always knows. Wasn’t Mengele a doctor? Any who,” responded Webb, visibly distraught, R-Naught. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Masks Made Simple for Soccer Fans? [FOB Freedom, December 25, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . Many science fans love Galileo, and although they may not be familiar with his theory on the tides, most remember his telescope and the rings around Saturn, but not many outside of college preparatory high schools may be aware that in 1582 he had been experimenting with cannonballs, dropped from the Tower of Pisa, trying to understand gravity, over 1,500 years after the birth of the Christian savior, and it would not be until 1687 that Newton would “discover” gravity, suggesting how long sometimes it takes even scientists to figure things out. And, one former biological warfare planner recalls how it was not until August 2020 that the CDC had resorted to retaining a cartoonist to explain to visual learners the locations of the entrances to the upper respiratory tract, during the evolutionary pressures of a lethal, respiratory tract infection pandemic, which would become the longest respiratory tract infection pandemic in history, which may suggest why so many approaching the fourth anniversary of the first reports of a novel coronavirus remain steadfast in their faith that one-ply cotton is impervious to microbial penetration. “Well, Howard, even the author of the report prepared after the investigation of the outbreak in China was convinced that nobody had read his science report. Imagine how much confusion could have been dispelled if just #ArlingtonReads had read a mere 40-page science report. I would have expected somebody like Tim Kaine who always posts the books he received for Christmas on Facebook to provide us a summary of that rather important report. However, if it took over 1,500 years into the modern era for Galileo to notice that stuff tends to fall, we may have entirely misjudged those Romans for nailing Jesus to a cross. They may have been concerned that he might actually fly away, just like in that old church song,” laughed Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Veteran Reflects on Army Lessons Over Army Values to Be Ready to Fight Tonight in the Pandemic Next Time [FOB Freedom, December 20, 2023] Any station? Any stationbl? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . He’s probably the most civically engaged homeless people in the world, but what else would one expect from a veteran, raising some suspicions as to why he might be unemployed and homeless, especially in hyperthermia season, even if he was an Army Ranger, a claim about which several stolen valor blogs have cast doubt. But, continuing on the preparation for the pandemic next time theme, the former biological warfare planner, Major Mike Webb, has chosen a macabre title for a topic that even the community of the most government scientists are avoiding like the plague. “Well, Howard, I have to admit that you don’t quite understand why we call it dead reckoning until maybe you hit a land navigation course like the one in Panama, at the old Jungle Operations Training Center, where there is no such thing as terrain association, unless you have been on the trail for a considerable time as an instructor, or standing on a hilltop to be able to see anything around in triple canopy jungle, where everything looks the same, and if you happen to get separated and lost, you are sitting there with that boa is gonna swallow me whole before anyone starts to look for me look on your face, and nobody to blame but your dumb ass self, unless you were that one guy who had gotten abducted by aliens and they put you there. And for most, unless you have that yellow brick road or Nashville bursting into the horizon like the Emerald City from the airport, especially from what we have seen in pandemic finding so many requiring instructions what to do, you need to have a good idea and picture of where you are to ever get where you wanna be. You would be that guy, feeling his inner woman, that emotional intelligence as they say, saying, ‘Lawd, Jesus, I promise you if you get me outa this—like some 24% of atheists at the beginning of pandemic,” laughed Webb. have that Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Biological Warfare Planner Promotes Planning for Pandemic Next Time [FOB Freedom, December 21, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . Community of the most government scientists appear to be rather comfortable forgetting about the learning loss, but also preparing for the pandemic next time, which some evolutionary biologists, especially those promoting sales of new technologies for sampling sewage, replacing air filters and other capital expenditures at local taxpayer expense, but one former biological warfare planner, converted to “defense consultant” is going for the Crazy Eddie Christmas Sale approach, with lowest bidder prices so low he’s practically giving it all away, possibly upsetting some who had hoped to profiteer from the panic in the last pandemic. “Well, Howard, as you know, we had the opportunity to file another affidavit in our case against the masking mandate at the Veterans Administration, and took the veteran approach, not just discussing the military regulations that prescribe a methodological process for the development of a clear threat picture, whether while performing a risk assessment for a safety program or in military decision-making providing detailed intelligence analysis, and added the soldier common task skill of land navigation, and dead reckoning, described as an essential survival skill in military regulations, but perhaps the leadership at the Veterans Administration were not in that part of the military, but more on the sales and marketing side,” remarked Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Statement on Current Litigation My name is Major Mike Webb. I am currently involved in litigation regarding what has been described as the vaccine mandates, and recent developments in that litigation have prompted a need for a public statement. As reported by the Associated Press at the end of November, “Anthony Fauci, former chief White House medical adviser, is expected to testify before Congress early next year as part of Republicans’ yearslong investigation into the origins of COVID-19 and the U.S. response to the disease.” My most recent relation with the esteemed Dr. Fauci was that he had been named as the lead defendant in a federal case brought to the Eastern District of Virginia U.S. District Court on July 7, 2021, shortly after the celebration of Independence Day weekend, but litigation not covered by the press, even though it was the first litigation challenge against what have been described as the safe and effective vaccines that had been developed to address the COVID-19 pandemic as a part of what would become the American Rescue Plan that had been announced by the President on March 11, 2021, marking the first Anniversary of the WHO pandemic declaration, at which time, according to the President, American fatalities had exceeded 527,000, amounting to more American fatalities than both world wars, the conflict in Southeast Asia and the terror attacks on 9/11. The reason why we had presented this request for information to the White House is because under Executive Order 12,958, the President is the ultimate original classification authority, a topic about which many may have become more familiar during debates about 15 boxes that had been retrieved from the former President’s residence in Mar-a-Lago, and the Office of Management & Budget, or OMB is the office that handles the FOIA requests for the White House to obtain that information. On December 11, 2023, I was in receipt of an email from the attorneys representing the OMB, in a matter now before the Federal District Court in DC, presenting a deal to help to resolve some issues that have now drug on through three successive litigations, attempting, amongst other things, to obtain a response to a FOIA submitted to the White House about two weeks after the President’s announcement of a plan to put the nation on a war footing to end the pandemic and expressing a hope to return to normal by the celebration of Independence Day, a milestone that came and passed, in a month marked by reports of breakthrough infections occurring in Provincetown, affecting approximately a thousand fully vaccinated gay men, who had been apparently infected while attending indoor celebrations, and prompting a revision to masking guidance by officials at the CDC, just one month before the approval of the Pfizer product, on August 23, 2021. On December 11th, attorneys for OMB had acknowledged for the first time in over two years that that office had been in receipt of a request for documents under the FOIA, which, under the law, requires production of responsive documents within just 20 days, or at least either a response to indicate that the agency requires more time, which never was issued, or a statement reciting the reasons, under one of nine exemptions, why the information that had been requested is exempted from disclosure, including if the information contains personal information, whether some statute specifically prohibits disclosure, whether the information is privileged because it reveals a deliberative process, whether the information pertains to law enforcement tactics, techniques and procedures, whether the information is classified, or whether the information is exempted for some other similar reason, which statement denying the request, in over two years never came, placing us in the rather tense standoff that we are now placed, just a month before the esteemed Dr. Fauci is scheduled to testify before the Republicans in Congress. In this FOIA request, we had sought documents to determine whether certain standard epidemiological metrics, specifically infectious dose, or the amount of the SARS-CoV-2 virus would be required to cause an infection, and secondary attack rate, or the probability of being infected, based upon a raw data analysis derived from trace contacts, a process that the government admits had been quite lax in conducting. The reason why we had sought to determine whether or not these metrics were classified information, a determination that of itself is not considered classified information, is because if these metrics were, in fact classified, then, under Executive Order 12,958, the virus could only have originated in a laboratory and would have had to have been owned and or controlled by the government that had mandated the administering of what have been described as the safe and effective vaccines. And, for as yet unarticulated reasons, this information has been delayed for over two years, while, as of December 9th, there have been a total of 6,568,418 hospitalizations and 1,159,864 deaths, while as of May 10th, 984,444,295 doses have been distributed and 676,728,782 doses have been administered, such that 81.4% of Americans have been administered at least one dose, including 95.0% of those age 65 or older, the age cohort who have the highest vaccine compliance status, and who represent the highest proportion of fatalities to the virus, making up over 90% of the deaths. So, based upon the reported numbers, there is a very good chance that you and or someone you know has been administered at least one dose, and, and, if these metrics are classified information, as now attorneys for OMB have only recently indicated, all of this had been caused not by a natural spillover of a virus, as many had believed, but rather by a virus that had been developed with the assistance of the government, and which had been used to promote the distribution of the reportedly safe and effective vaccines. The deal that had been presented was to drop all other claims in the complaint, in quid pro quo exchange for release of the information under the FOIA to which we had been entitled over two years ago, a deal that we have not accepted, but rather have used another litigation that had been commenced to subpoena the documents for review, in camera, by the Federal District Court in Alexandria, relieving that court from the burden imposed by deciding that unresolved matter, and we have requested that OMB simply release the information without waiting upon an order from the courts, a counteroffer that they have not been anxious to accept. These recent developments may impact the work of the Republican investigation in Congress, and may affect whatever testimony that the esteemed Dr. Fauci may provide before that committee. But the goal of our action is simply an independent inquiry to determine the truth, for as the President had said on the first anniversary of the pandemic, we know how to defeat this virus: tell the truth. That concludes this statement, and we shall keep you apprised as further developments arise in this litigation. This briefing is unclassified.

The County of Arlington is gearing up, once again, to embrace the ranked-choice method for elections of County Board candidates, at least ostensibly to permit voters in the most educated, by credentials, municipality, in the entire Commonwealth of Virginia, ranked 14th for holders of graduate degrees, and home of the most government scientists, who are credited with the warp speed delivery of the safe and effective vaccines, and yet, quite ironically, with only 32% of residents having any religious affiliation at all, Arlington County empirically ranks as the locality with the least amount of religious faith in the entire country, and perhaps feeding their embrace of publicly funded schools over what empirically is a far superior choice in private or parochial education, where students perform much better in both reading and math, and where significant shifts have been found amongst disadvantaged students and children in a pervasive and persistent achievement gap. Yet, with over 70% having been administered the Pfizer, the Moderna or the Janssen product, they will tell you that they are data-driven and follow the science. And, when it comes to education, at least these days, in Virginia’s second best public schools, where they had only begun taking daily attendance after Barack Obama had been elected, the priority message heard in almost every communication from the Arlington Public School Board is about the celebration of their core community values, arguably within the domain and province, under the Establishment Clause that had erected a wall of separation between church and state, while, at least according to progressive Chief Justice Earl Warren, in the landmark case, Brown v. Board of Education of Topeka, Kansas, “education is perhaps the most important function of state and local government”, and “such an opportunity, where the state has provided it, should be made available to all on equal terms”. Congressman Don Beyer, a member of the Free Thought Caucus, what has been described as the atheist club in Congress, joining his colleague Eleanor Holmes Norton, at the invitation of Jared Huffman and Jamie Raskin, had been expressing signs of frustration with conservative politicians who had twisted the Bible to promote what he had described as bad policies. And, although he is a graduate of the elite Williams College, and an alumnus of Gonzaga High School, a college preparatory curriculum provided by the Jesuits, has suggested that he had been harmed by his rearing in Catholicism and parochial education, and, today, is proud that his four children have rejected God, church and religion, a winning message in 2022, among over 75% of voters in Virginia’s 8th Congressional District, the most reliable Democrat Party District in the entire state that had recorded the greatest gains for Democrats, as many as six points, during the controversial presidential election in 2016, raising the partisan voting index to D+21. While today the focus of values training in the Arlington Public Schools is touted to be diversity and inclusion, gravitating around issues such as family life education, participation in sports outside a child’s biologically determined sex and gender, and respecting a child’s preferences in personal pronouns, even though, during the pandemic closures of public schools Virginia had experienced the adverse outcome of being ranked sixth in the nation for declines in math and reading scores, at least at Jesuit, college preparatory high schools, students, as early as freshman year would immerse themselves in philosophical discussions to prepare them for later life, often revolving around what are described by ethicists as moral dilemmas, as presented in a world in which there is rarely a clean, dualistic reality of right and wrong, or black and white, but rather often filled with ambiguity, uncertainty, and shades of gray, and as experienced by characters in classic films, like Eli Kazan’s On the Water Front and David Lean’s Bridge over the River Kwai. So, for the next few minutes, we shall delve into values instruction as taught in parochial schools, if only to provide a comparison, and, engaged in the praxis, exploring an application of contemporary significance, using the recent pandemic as a practical example. Aboard the stricken aircraft carrier, U.S.S. Theodore Roosevelt, Captain Brett Crozier, a graduate of Annapolis, had urgently dispatched an SOS to senior level flag officers, circumventing his chain of command, suggesting that his situation required a political solution, and lamenting that his situation was not ideal, and, at least many notable evolutionary biologists, and Doctor Anthony Fauci, the most trusted voice for separating fact from fiction in the pandemic, have argued that the most likely scenario for the origins of COVID-19 was in a natural spillover from an animal source to a human, absent any moral or ethical considerations, and very clean, a hypothesis for the proximal origins that less than a third of Americans, generally less educated, had rejected, at the beginning of the global public health crisis, perhaps driven by a concern that if it sounds to good to be true, it probably is, and you look like an intelligent person. However, taken from this secularly virgin birth, we can imagine a situation in which scientific and policy experts are confronted with an emerging paradigm shift that has disrupted violently the status quo, and researchers as the Data Institute for the University of San Francisco have reported that just epidemics are historically associated with times of fear, confusion and despair, and the next steps, having been caught by surprise, for the first time in this scenario human actors are faced with decisions of moral, legal and tangible consequences, answering the question: what do you do now? What is the first problem? Perhaps a wounded pride for being caught with their pants down, which could filter into decision-making, causing some to be more cautious, but others, in panic, and in fear of being found out, pushing ahead boldly to recover from past mistakes, and even the sagacious Doctor Benjamin Franklin had noted how haste makes waste. Leaders and scientists in this scenario have almost a public duty to provide assurances to the public, and here there may be some temptation to paint a rosy picture of intelligence, even though even General Lloyd Austin, today the Defense Secretary, had said you can’t win a war by rosying up intelligence, when he had been commander of the U.S. Army’s CENTCOM. If, as suggested, the science is evolving, is there a temptation to overstate the effectiveness of measures that have not been used before against a novel coronavirus in a once-in-a-lifetime pandemic? If I am a developer of a new product solution, is there an incentive to overstate the capabilities of my product in salesmanship? If the measures we assured the public would work had, in fact, failed, would we be honest enough to just come forward with the truth? Before this global public health crisis, that found as many as 24% of atheists praying for a solution, over 73% of Americans, regardless of party, did not trust the government to do the right thing, and over 66% did not even trust one another, according to the Pew Research Foundation, and do you believe that the evolutionary pressure of a pandemic had altered that assessment of reality? At least according to Doctor Anthony Fauci, this virus has fooled us before, while Doctor Rochelle Walensky has noted how this virus isn’t stupid, while human choices have not been our friend. And you look like an intelligent person.

Anti-Abortion Activist to Adopt 30,000 Unwanted Pregnancies and Abandonex in Underperforming Public Schools [FOB Freedom, December 14, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . Today, most know one progressive community for its bold pursuits for social justice, from respecting preferences of personal pronouns for children and changing names of public schools named for racists in the past, but one former childhood protege of a legendary civil rights and criminal defense attorney and who had shared a spiritual mentor with an oft-quoted Negro clergyman and civil rights leader appears to cause the words “commando”, “onslaught” and “scorched earth” to come to the minds of battle-hardened Arlington Democrats every time he just attempts to qualify for a ballot, perhaps because he ain’t really Black. However, as the County of Arlington government prepares to make plans for the annual celebration of the birthday of Reverend Martin Luther King, Jr., once again to be held at the most diverse, and least performing public high school, the litigation hobbyist who had brought two cases over the changing of the name of Washington-Lee High School, who had brought the first court challenges against the lockdowns, the nonmedical grade facial coverings and the COVID-19 countermeasures mandates is preparing to bring an action before the federal courts in a municipality that had resisted desegregation for five years, and had been the home of the American Nazi Party headquarters in the past and, today, has even imposed a prefiling injunction against his rights to sue and present evidence in the local courts. “Well, Howard, as you know, we used to have just about every single one of those civil rights leaders that people see in monochrome pictures on PBS sitting around our dining room table, and I remember as a child just sitting back and hearing the old war stories, like the time that the NAACP had recruited Reverend Oliver Brown to attempt to enroll his third-grade daughter at the Sumner Elementary School, setting the stage with a total of 13 families in several states to establish standing to take a case to the Supreme Court, because children back in those days weren’t quite as civically minded and organized as our kids today. And, apparently, back in pandemic they were confined in quarantine and limited to posting petitions about proms and graduations on the internet. Why they didn’t put up a petition to reopen schools to help them to better themselves and improve their chances of a successful life in the future, who knows? And, obviously, if 100% are out getting tested for COVID-19 and being administered these safe and vaccines, but only one-third of kids in the second-best public schools in Virginia are being administered the SAT to get tested to go to college, that is their preference, with which the majority of adults agree. But call me ornery and cantankerous, because I just think that if these schools closed their doors to in-person instruction for two years, these kids still had a right to an education, which was deprived by state action, for which clear and convincing evidence suggests was based upon arbitrary and capricious rationale, and at least the newspapers have said these kids suffered some loss, for which the Governor is only offering some tutoring services. You think a tutor is gonna improve the chances of 36 kids in the class of 2022 at Arlington Public School Board Vice Chairman David Priddy’s alma mater at just getting into my college? Wait! Marijuana is legal,” laughed Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Misery Compromise or Ms. Aura? [FOB Freedom, December 8, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . They say that preacher’s kids are the worst, and one never knows what may happen when one finds himself on the streets of an affluent suburb that has the least amount of religious faith of any municipality in the entire nation, and an 18-foot, ghetto fabulous monstrosity depicting the image of Satan rising from the trunk of a tree of knowledge with two tree-huggers around the backside up to some mischief. But at least the security guards and court staff at the federal courthouse in the nation’s capital were on their very best behavior and showing good as one internationally notorious litigation hobbyist stopped by to file an affidavit in an action that has the White House and Meta Platforms, Inc. attorneys jumping through hoops to develop some response on a topic about which the esteemed Dr. Anthony Fauci is scheduled to appear before Congress in January to answer unsettled questions. “Well, Howard, as you know, Christmas is the time for giving, and in the spirit of peace and joy, I like to say that if when you are putting your Jesus to work, and your mustard seed ain’t moving any mountains, then maybe there is something wrong with your faith. No further comment,” quipped Major Mike Webb. Webb has had a rather festive week, getting the holiday celebrations started early, authorizing a drop service of a courtesy copy of a petition for writ of habeas corpus to the Virginia State Attorney General, dispatching commercial process servers to the City of Alexandria Circuit Court and Commonwealth Attorney to deliver a summons and complaint for a federal action challenging an unlawfully imposed prefiling injunction that had blocked an appeal of that order, and contacting the Attorney General for the District of Columbia and the U.S. Attorney to alert them regarding probable cause that a conspiracy to violate civil rights had been committed against 50,000 children in public schools, denying them their rights to an education for two years and subjecting them to what could only have been described as a mandate to participate in phase three clinical trials of experimental COVID-19 countermeasures, developed with the patent defect of a lack of prerequisite knowledge of infectious dose, immunogenicity and correlates of protection, a message reiterated to attorneys in Hollywood, representing members of the SAG-AFTRA union. However, a long-anticipated filing against the Arlington Public Schools and the Commonwealth Attorney for the County of Arlington looks like it may wait for next week to be filed. “As you know, we will be adding as defendants some election officials and the Arlington Democrats regarding this misrepresentation on the sample ballot, claiming it is a democratic ballot, when it is no more than a cheat sheet for people who don’t need phonics, but remedial alphabet training. And, I believe we may be able to add in our amalgamation of assorted defendants the oldest and boldest civil rights organization, Am Mist North chapter. I’d have sent a Hallmark, but I didn’t care to send the very best, and it ain’t like we’re related,” laughed Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

First Sunday of Advent, and Disciples Off for the Holiday After Free Speech Defeat on Family Life [FOB Freedom, December 2, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . Those with standing to challenge the recent modification of school board policy in Arlington Public Schools regarding the Family Life curriculum will probably let the 30-day statute of limitations to toll, just like parents of almost 30,000 children, in grades Pre-K to 12 permitted their own kids to get robbed of an education for two years, and not even demanding an apology, and wonder why there had been almost 30,000 children in need of a personal NARCAN kit, but one homeless veteran with no kids in public schools, is getting ready for a new Christmas suit, trying to keep up with his self-declared nonessential pastor, who pulls in far more income for certain, to tell folks the stories of Jesus they love to hear, sing a few songs, and believe they are going to join their Jesus in Heaven one day. Good luck in senior year? “Well, Howard, it may be that some of these church folks who are all upset about some things going on in the schools don’t possess a legal education, like the NAACP, getting hotter than a sunny day in Hell over de facto segregation, which is like totally legal. What do you expect from parents whose children can’t get accepted to Howard, right? It’s like a science, and even the Bible talks about some likes begetting likes,” laughed Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html

Not Afraid to Burn in Hell Don Beyer About to Go Ballistic Over Hypocritical Christian Twisting Scripture to Promote Bad Policies? [FOB Freedom, November 23, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . On Friday 13th, when the Dow Jones Industrial Average had plummeted 2000 points, a community, perhaps spiritual, but not religious, and holding in abeyance allowance for the paranormal, had decided for as yet unarticulated reasons, beyond speculative harms associated with unacceptable losses, on a precautionary principle, decided, at least for the safety of school-aged children, decided to close public schools to in-person instruction. While, or notorious record, the civically minded students who had summoned the organizational skills to execute mass demonstrations and walkouts across the state on issues like an alleged right to use the restroom facilities of their choices, as well as permission to participate in extracurricular sports outside their biologically determined sex and gender, could only summon the capability to publish online petitions to restore their permission to attend senior proms and graduation ceremonies, while not even one loving parent could locate an attorney and bring a case to challenge, in civil action, a decision by a local school board. And, at least one book of pious platitudes suggests that, “If I speak in the tongues of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal.” “Well, Howard, you know that the Good Book says that ‘Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres,’ and we are bringing that case that parents, with standing under the law, had been derelict in their duties to bring, and, unfortunately, one of the only provisions that we can use to redress what could have only been civil matters, subject to injunctive relief, or mandamus, now imports some potentially criminal conduct, some felonious in fact, which does not reflect well upon the core community values that our teachers are preaching these days. The way I figure, under the Virginia criminal code, a prosecutor, even Soros-financed, would have the duty to at least present to a grand jury any prima facie case that established probable cause that persons had engaged in a conspiracy to commit a felony, and we could cite chapter and verse, if we had a mind to. Conspiracy to violate civil rights is a good one, but also we might consider aiding and abetting a conspiracy to commit transnational terror, and you know how parents who thought that their kids might be superspreaders, having been fraudulently induced, may have felt threatened and abstained from bringing their little children into places of worship, representing a conspiracy to violate the FACE Act. Imagine being in a community that is the most educated, by credential and representing the claim, known to be false, that a Harvard Acceptance Rate Coronavirus was highly contagious, and capable of setting off a superspreader event, or this thought of unconscionably compelling children to participate in a phase three clinical trial? It looks like our prosecutor may have to call the paddy wagon to gather up all of these so-called educators who had aided and abetted this conspiracy, and who have, even after two years, failed to engage in any affirmative actions reasonably calculated to communicate disavowal. I really hate to do it, but the law is the law,” smiled Major Mike Webb, in his best Duke Banks, former President of the Uptown Klan voice. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html

Progressives Persist in Procrastinating on Education Losses, While Progressive Prosecutors Assert Prosecutorial Discretion [FOB Freedom, November 25, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . Progressives, who assess themselves as superior in intellect are encountering some cognitive dissonance in attempting to prevail over one pesky independent who had, empirically, exceeded their credentialed academic perspicacity just in acceptance to baccalaureate conferring institutions, finding one pro-abortion activist stopping on a busy street in Fairfax County, while attempting to give her best shot at advancing an argument as to why pro-life activists should abandon their efforts, claiming that they would not care for the abandoned child. “Well, Howard, as you know I am a bit of a military history buff, and I believe that we all can agree that, during a pandemic, former Virginia Governor Ralph Northam, and every Negro he could find, stood on a stage to proclaim Juneteenth a state holiday, apparently based upon the advice of his Negro friend, a rapper, who had dropped out from Northwestern University and written a rap song about the events in Gavleston, which had involved Major General Gordon Granger going from place to place to have General Order Number Three read to everyone who would listen, which had stated, to wit, ‘The people of Texas are informed that, in accordance with a proclamation from the Executive of the United States, all slaves are free.’ As we know, the last surviving regiment of the Confederacy would not surrender to the Union forces, which had arrived under strength as a brigade, attempting to overcome the forces of an overstrength, mounted rifle regiment that had been organized by Cherokee warrior, Brigadier General Stand Watie, and, just militarily, Major General Granger would have no authority to have even issued an order to proclaim victory over the State of Texas, which remained in rebellion, just an ineffectual as the Emancipation Proclamation, which had freed the slaves in only the rebelling states, which had, as separate nations, enjoined their own sovereignty. Hence, while perhaps providing mere feelings of efficacy and empowerment, the explanation that ‘[t]his involves an absolute equality of personal rights and rights of property between former masters and slaves, and the connection heretofore existing between them becomes that between employer and hired labor’, were, quite essentially, legally ineffective and moot as law. And, perhaps, according to the pro-abortion activists, Major General Granger should have high-tailed it back to Washington, because he told those slaves that ‘[t]he freedmen are advised to remain quietly at their present homes and work for wages’, and that ‘[t]hey are informed that they will not be allowed to collect at military posts and that they will not be supported in idleness either there or elsewhere.’ No welfare. Yet, at least The Atlantic had thought it deplorable when General Robert E. Lee had written, ‘[t]he blacks are immeasurably better off here than in Africa, morally, socially & physically’, and that ‘[t]he painful discipline they are undergoing, is necessary for their instruction as a race, & I hope will prepare & lead them to better things.’ And, yet, at no point did even General Lee had said that they would be better off dead, screaming, ‘My slaves; my choice,” remarked Major Mike Webb. And, when not out battling with progressives with far less educational attainment, currently even taking on one Soros-financed prosecutor in Fairfax County, Webb continues to press forward against yet another Soros-financed prosecutor in Arlington, attempting to overcome a claim of prosecutorial discretion to convene a grand jury against leadership in the Arlington Public Schools for dereliction of duty while closing public schools, with no credible grounds to support their choice, in public schools that had a plurality of students of color, and where they had not even begun taking daily attendance until after the election of Barack Obama. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html

Greeting of the Day! At least regarding election information, to the degree that a public health crisis could be considered election information, and, arguably, conscious and knowing misinformation on such rising to the level of electoral fraud, mindful that one might consider someone holding themselves out as an expert might take on a heightened sense of duty so as to make it a reckless disregard, approaching actual malice, one might be found to have engaged in unlawful conduct when they claimed, as you did, without performing due diligence that "There are five main types of arguments for school closures: School closures are necessary to prevent the spread of the virus Evidence from past pandemics supports the efficacy of school closures Reopening Universities will increase COVID-19 spread Reopening schools puts people of color at higher risk Keep schools closed because COVID-19 outbreaks are inevitable On March 13, 2020, when the Arlington Public Schools, had decided to cancel in-person instruction, what was the validated secondary attack rate for COVID-19, as determined by the WHO, which had declared the pandemic declaration on March 11, 2020? Less than five percent, or about the chances of winning a 35 to 1 payout on a two-number combination at roulette at MGM Resorts National Harbor. Do you feel lucky? Make my day. On March 11, 2020, did not the WHO specifically state that some people may get freaked out about the use of the word: pandemic? Did they not emphasize during their statement that folks needed to pay attention? Did they not state that the threat level had not been altered by the declaration? Did not on February 24, 2020, after 1,8000 teams of at least five epidemiologists had examined 55,924 laboratory-confirmed cases in China--19 times more cases than had yet been reported in the entire U.S.--conclude that asymptomatic infection did not appear to be a driver of the outbreak in China? Do you know that we have symptoms that a physician requires some diagnostic method to determine, like taking a temperature, and asymptomatic signs of infection, like coughing or sneezing, which any moron can see and observe, and which cause droplets to be expelled giving rise to what we describe as asymptomatic infection? After finding a disease presenting in discrete, clustered outbreaks, with no wider community spread, a lower incidence of infection amongst children than the flu, and not even one instance where it had appeared that a child had infected an adult, did no the WHO conclude in China that "it is not clear whether this correlates with the presence of an infectious virus"?" When you are a former biological warfare planner, who happened to be offered an unsolicited job offer for a position in a Top Secret billet, in an officially disavowed, expired mission, at DIA potentially in support of a classified special access program involving defense-related research on recombinant coronaviruses at UNC-Chapel Hill, you tend to need to notice this stuff, like the fact that it has caused me to find my Facebook account expressly disabled for "security reasons", and this information will probably not find any updates on your official report of how a pandemic occurred. -- Major Mike Webb G​od's Wartime Consigliere You can't save the world if you are NEVER born!

Pesky Independent Persists in Poking in Past Problems with Pandemic [FOB Freedom, November 22, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . Most Americans have placed pandemic in the rearview mirror, and are ready to push on, and, especially in Arlington, Virginia, home of the most government scientists, credited with helping to deliver the safe and effective vaccines, most didn’t even want to discuss the learning loss that had resulted from the closure of the second best public schools in the entire Commonwealth, which had only began taking daily attendance after Obama got elected, and where some 86% of those who even wanted to attend an HBCU, like Howard University, the school where the attorney in A Soldier’s Story had received his law degree, had woefully failed, and it is not likely the next Harvard trained Barrack Obama is coming from Arlington Public Schools. And, since so many want to raze century-old statues, and teach about the Black history and meaning of slavery centuries ago, one history buff has decided to take a lesson from the folks at the Department of the Army that sent him an invitation to travel to Fort Riley to celebrate the Spanish Flu Pandemic, two years before the last pandemic. “Well, Howard, you know they say that the thing that leaders most like to talk about is football—Not. Leadership! And, I believe it was George Santayana who said, those who forget history, let the criminals get away scot-free, or something like that. Just ask Delegate Mark Levine how difficult it is to be a Nazi Hunter decades after the trail has run dry, although the culprits are a little older, may be senile, and will definitely not be that spring chicken breaking hundred-yard dash records. And, for one reason or another we had an Interim Superintendent with no pandemic experience, and an Arlington Public School Board Chairman who had no experience with pandemics, and they didn’t even give me a holler when my experience could have assisted them in coming up to speed on an emerging public health crisis. After the shooting in Las Vegas, I had contacted the School Board to lend my assistance in developing some protocols for gun safety to prevent another Sandy Hook or something, and they told me that they had their own experts. And I said, O well. Perhaps, again, they had their own pandemic experts, but let’s just say I doubt their expert was only one of three people offered an unsolicited job by DIA almost four years before your pandemic that closed your schools for two years,” laughed Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html

Throngs of High Profile Defendants Require More Time to Dismiss Fantastical, Inscrutable, Frivolous and Enigmatic Allegations of Homeless Vet, Afflicted with Debilitating Major Depressive Disorder [FOB Freedom, November 21, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . Listen to the doctors, most say, but at least one major depressive in Northern Virginia is so prolific in production of legal pleadings that he had placed such an onerous burden on a staff of 40 personnel in the office of the Alexandria prosecutor that former Jeopardy contestant Bryan Lala Porter felt compelled to demand a prefiling injunction, and, just imagine what would happen if he brought his major depression under control with medication and therapy. The floodgates of litigation might open, according to the science, apparently. And now the man of a thousand voices, who has intervened on so many hot-button issues across the country that the President has described him as passionate and the U.S. Attorney General has described him as a litigation hobbyist is out with a new video reprising the voice of the curious by nature Andy Rooney. How does he ever get time to enjoy two porn tabs at a time? “Well, Howard, life for me ain’t been no crystal stare. There’s been tacks in it—wait! Wrong sheet of blue paper with a prefilled dot. Come back after I finish therapy and take my medication,” laughed Major Mike Webb maniacally. Somehow, without the assistance of the psychology community that has now become the call for the second best schools in the Commonwealth of Virginia to rescue kids who fail to get accepted to Harvard, and are faced with an opioid crisis that has parents demanding action and personal NARCAN kits, Webb has rattled off, machine gun style, several state and federal civil complaints, with a total of nine cases docketed for certiorari in just two years, and there appears to be no sign of the tide ebbing as he commences a new round of litigation against the Arlington Public Schools. One lively pastor had felt burnt out just before the pandemic, and had felt distant from God, and, although a much younger man, actually had to train for a half marathon, before breaking his leg. Yet, Webb, over 50, overweight and smoking two packs of cowboy killer Marlboros had managed to beat 75% of the military in the 32nd running of the Army Ten Miler, and even one Sunday, after reading about a half marathon at church, went out to Greenbelt, Maryland to run the entire half marathon, and with a backpack, because no facilities were provided for storing gear. “I’m just like any other recipient of a letter from the Congregation for the Causes of Saints. Nothing special. Would I be homeless and unemployed if I was that special? Do the math. Dog,” laughed Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html

Curious by Nature, Internationally Notorious Porn Tab Guy Continues to Ask Questions about Pandemic Closure of Public Schools [FOB Freedom, November 21, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . At least over 80% of Arlington Democrats are confident that they got the correct answer on the multiple-choice test during the state legislature elections, and, equipped with a blue sheet of paper, with prefilled dots, even providing assistance to the most educated voters in the entire state of Virginia who may have graduated from the second best public schools in the entire state and still experienced as much problems getting into Harvard as distinguishing their “Rs” from their “Ds”, how could anything go wrong? And one former army top spy, internationally curious by nature, with a well-established history of performing research on viruses, continues to ask questions, like: How did the first case of COVID-19 in Arlington top his views on ARL Now? “Well, Howard, I have to admit I am a bit envious of my coronaviruses beating me in ARL Now. I really should have put a patent on pandemics three decades ago when I was just barnstorming about possibilities for viruses that could fool people into believing they were like highly contagious. And, now, every day I kick myself for not thinking about the infinite possibilities for profit. There’s a mutant variant born everyday, ya know,” laughed Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html