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THE SECOND CASE TO BRING A GRAND JURY INVESTIGATION INTO THE COVID-19 RESPONSE Why did the City of Alexandria close out an online complaint about their failure to read the 40-page WHO report from China that had warned that they had guidelines to protect the elderly in nursing homes, without pharmacological intervention, as early as February 2020? Why did a sheriff refuse to serve a complaint on the Virginia Governor in the first litigation challenge against the lockdowns in the nation? Why did the prosecutor evade the sheriff, who refused to serve a summons on him, as well as a commercial process server, to bring him to court to compel him to prosecute that same sheriff? Why did the prosecutor choose to represent himself in a matter brought against him in his official capacity, and file a motion to dismiss a case to compel him to convene a grand jury into the suspect infections of a local pastor, his wife, and a well-known evangelical Christian family in January and then fail to docket the matter for a hearing? What will that prosecutor do now that a motion has been filed to proceed to trial in a case where the prosecutor is his worst witness?

Justice Department Confident Democrat Voters Will Not Notice They Had Voted for Mob Rule [FOB FREEDOM, June 10, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . After apparently convincing the highly educated and enlightened progressive voters that 31 counts against the former President, without any evidence of an actual delivery for any one of the items listed could possibly sustain a defense built around reasonable doubt, there will probably be any pushback from any persons now that racketeering activities, as long as the police and prosecutors don’t object, will be permitted against citizens and businesses with no recourse in the courts, especially after judges in the Eastern District of Virginia and the District of Columbia simply decided no longer to enforce Section 1964, the civil remedy provision of the federal racketeering statute, and one former childhood protege of a mob attorney weighs in. “Imagine you have maybe a barber shop, or any business, and suddenly the mob has problems with you, and maybe decides to commit arson, extortion or whatever to run you out of business, and the police, you wanted to defund and the prosecutors decide, in prosecutorial discretion that any crimes against you are not important enough to prosecute. That’s exactly my case involving Bishop Gerald Glenn, currently at the State Supreme Court. Well, at least until Jimmy Kimmel didn’t want to pay restitution for his felonies, and now Alfonso Lopez, as a business man, or even political campaign or advocacy group, you could have sued under RICO, albeit in an uphill fight, because imagine what the judge is gonna say when you start raising allegations involving felonies from those upright citizens who never do anything wrong. Perfect in every way, and untouchable. Well, now apparently it’s like perfectly legal to tell you to just make like a bitch and take it up your buttocks, and it is Pride Month, and they did voter for it; so, the people have spoken,” explained Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

What Would a Sunday in 32% Faith Arlington Be without a Scientific Video Regarding the Empirically Established Ignorance of a Black Preacher? [FOB FREEDOM, June 4, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . While he does not generally highlight his decision to dropout from medical school, many of the biographies prepared for his many speaking engagements boast of the fact that Reverend Howard-John Wesley had been a double major at Duke University’s Pratt School of Engineering, who had graduated Magna Cum Laude with degrees in electrical and bioengineering, but one creative sermon regarding the Book of Jonah, in which the lively pastor appeared to have failed to acknowledge the clear distinction between the digestive system and the reproductive system, while certainly co-located in the belly, raised at least some early concerns for one homeless and crazy person in Arlington, who happens also to have formerly been a biological warfare planner, apparently in high demand at the Defense Intelligence Agency for a position in a Top Secret billet involving procurement analysis, coincidentally before the longest respiratory tract infection pandemic in history. But as news regarding the revocation of the emergency use authorization for a COVID-19 countermeasures product that had never received FDA approval, Major Mike Webb has some probing questions for Rev. Wesley, the Senior Pastor at the historic Alfred Street Baptist Church in Alexandria, beyond why he has yet to retain an attorney to make an appearance in litigation brought under the FACE Act in connection with his vaccines only in person worship policy. “You know, confession is so good for the soul? And, as I told retired Alexandria Sheriff Dana Lawhorne, we need to repent from our sins to receive the blessings of salvation. Can I get an amen?” remarked Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Webb to Arlington NAACP: “Pop Quiz, Hot SHOT, in My Best Dennis Hopper in Speed Voice.” [FOB FREEDOM, June 2, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . At least according to the Supreme Court, the highest court in the land, the federal racketeering provisions should not be limited to mobsters, but, according to the Southern District of New York, these provisions may be akin to a thermonuclear device in the hands of plaintiffs, causing defendants to be stigmatized unfairly, and should be stomped out at the earliest stages of litigation, placing the federal courts at odds against plaintiffs bringing these actions, which include allegations of crimes that, for whatever reason, may not have yet been prosecuted by law enforcement. Does that sound like an uphill battle? Well, according to the Southern District of New York, and cool it with the mob connections, 90% of these cases find plaintiffs nuking themselves, but, a review of cases finds attorneys appearing to throw the case, attempting to do things like pleading fraud without particularity, a lesson learned in the first year of law school. Yet, in normal litigation, all allegations are generally accepted as true, at the initial stages of litigation, and will, or at least should, survive a motion to dismiss, as long as they are facially plausible, and for an unrepresented litigant, according to the Supreme Court, no case should be summarily be dismissed if the court can find some cognizable claim under law, to protect that litigant’s rights to a day in court, but in a case now before the federal judiciary in DC, involving the progressive Arlington Democrats, the federal racketeering statute collides with the Voting Rights Act, and one jurist has decided that protecting fellow Democrats, even if committing felonious crimes, supersedes even the rights of unrepresented litigants, and one former childhood protege of a mob attorney, and civil rights and criminal defense attorney has an opportunity again to demonstrate why the President described him as “passionate”, while the U.S. Attorney General described him as a “litigation hobbyist”. Intriguingly, although Major Mike Webb ran as a Republican in the contentious election of 2016, and had been present, boots on ground, eyes on the objective, during the alleged insurrection, the Arlington GOP has made it clear that even in this contest against Arlington Democrats they shall be exercising social distancing, as they had begun doing as soon as Webb, described by the local press as an “unabashed conservative”, in his first run for Congress, nor have they presented any candidates to challenge Arlington Democrats on the ballot in November, standing down, and conceding defeat. But far more intriguing is the fact that neither has the Arlington NAACP, former Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax, the NOVA Urban League, the Virginia ACLU or any social justice ministry or voting rights advocacy group engaged in this litigation in which a hair-trigger provision with an extraordinary remedy, the equivalent of a civil RICO action, truly gives the power to the people, enabling them to bring down the power of the federal government, appointing election observers, upon the mere allegations of violations of the 14th or 15th Amendment. “To the extent that applicability and reproducibility are the hallmarks of science, and to the extent that the words of my pandemic pen pal, George Gao, regarding science being rooted in probabilities, holds true, I did not expect any so-called voting rights groups to engage in this matter, not even attorneys at Perkins Coie, the criminal defense attorneys of Tim Kaine, and where I had actually been told they had found paralegals more qualified than I in election law. Did you see any social justice ministers raising all unholy Hell when the state and federal courts in Alexandria rolled back a provision of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 that had been recognized by the Warren Court, during the integration of lunch counters in Atlanta. Honestly, I cannot comprehend their animus for Donald Trump, when they roll back their own civil rights voluntarily. I got my Dead Niggah Preacher Case at the Virginia Supreme Court, and when you try to get a grand jury investigation regarding the suspicious deaths of 31 Niggah preachers, you can call it whatever in Hell you want, but let’s say these are my preferred personal pronouns, and leave it at that. Let a Niggah die and not call it suspicious, in my dictionary that is the very definition of a Niggah, especially if Jimmy, crack corn and I don’t care is their mentality, empirically, and I don’t just follow the science, I actually read it,” remarked Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Former Army Top Spy and Former Biological Warfare Planner Floats “Possibilities” of Extra-Terrestrial Virus Origins [FOB FREEDOM, May 31, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. . . At least one science reporter, offering his opinion, on a matter that even the Supreme Court, in the landmark case, Jacobson v. Massachusetts, had suggested should be best handled by experts, claims that the possibilities are endless for the origins of a novel coronavirus, opening the imagination to an infinite number of stories, there apparently being not even one shred of evidence to directly identify the source of the novel coronavirus that has claimed more lives than Hitler in the Holocaust in half the time. So, one former biological warfare planner, who had declined multimillionaire Steve Kirsch’s multiple offers to provide cash money on varying theories he has had on vaccines and COVID-19, to enjoy the opportunity for creative writing, piecing together various descriptions found in science reports regarding the truly unique features that have baffled the world’s best scientists as well as the Intelligence Community, and, of course the current Congress. “If mission statements are just pedantic exercises in creative writing, according to senior DoD official and Arlington Public School Board Chairman Reid Goldstein, why not explore my artistic expressions, right? It’s not like a half dozen cases docketed at the Supreme Court by a former biological warfare planner or even two current cases to convene a grand jury investigation have gotten anywhere. So, who doesn’t like UFOs and extraterrestrials? It’s about time I joined the nonessential clergy in this pandemic experience, because why would anyone who has any experience be required to resolve this mystery, and we appear to be having so much fun,” laughed Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Only One Veteran Is Running for the State Legislature in Arlington, Home of Arlington National Cemetery and the Pentagon [FOB FREEDOM, May 27, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . While a teacher starting in Arlington Public Schools may capture over $50,000 as a starting salary, and apparently will go someplace else if they can get paid more, a newly enlisted soldier, fresh out from high school will only earn $1,773 per month, a little more than an ROTC cadet, or a midshipman or cadet at a military service academy, while a newly commissioned lieutenant will only earn $3,637.20, about the amount a veteran with a 100% rating from the Veterans Administration would receive in disability compensation. And, yet, less than 23% of age-eligible Americans are qualified to begin basic training or boot camp as an infantryman, the job in which when you stand with the Ukraine, you are probably assuming a greater risk than flying a flag in your window. And one veteran has been the toast of stolen valor blogs, and he’s a disabled, homeless veteran, but, at least according to official military records, he’s a retired major, a rank that only 50% of commissioned officers attain, he has been assigned to the elite 75th Ranger Regiment, representing less than one percent of the active duty U.S. Army, he was the most junior commissioned officer to have ever served as the operations officer for all U.S. Army strategic counterintelligence in the continental United States, he was one of only three persons selected by the Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA), without even application, to serve as a procurement analyst, a job that attorneys for the Merit Systems Protection Board (MSPB) had argued that thousands would have gladly accepted, and of official record when the most important issue was the safe reopening of public schools, he was a “not a serious option” candidate for Arlington Public School Board, when a former biological warfare planner was soundly defeated by a former high school science teacher, who, of record, has offered not even one thought regarding a novel coronavirus, while he had docketed for certiorari a half dozen cases at the U.S. Supreme Court in less than a year on the topic of the government response to the public health crisis. Perhaps there may be a tinge of envy in a town where hate has no home and that celebrates diversity and inclusion, and offering to serve on the school board for free was definitely not a winning message, even in an overbudget public school division where one Arlington Democrat had won after giving the schools where she taught a letter grade of “D”. And this weekend it’s Memorial Day in Arlington, home of the Pentagon and Arlington National Cemetery, a time for holiday sales, cookouts, and parades. And when not filing suits against the Department of the Army, the Veterans Administration and an “amalgamation of assorted defendants” or incurring the ire of the Progressive Voters Guide, one “passionate” “litigation hobbyist” about whom the words “commando”, “scorched earth” and “onslaught” come to the minds of war-hardened Arlington Democrats every time he attempts to qualify for a ballot, has produced yet another video with a “holiday” theme, a personal memorial observance of a soldier who knows what a soldier does. And, apparently, in politics, it’s not just the army that doesn’t ask for experience. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Former Biological Warfare Planner Continues to Battle in Courts to Get on Ballot to Compel Government to Address Learning Loss [FOB FREEDOM, May 25, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . In 2014, Micah Edmond faced a problem with fundraising, and the USMC officer decided to literally vote with his feet, lacing up his LPCs, or leather personnel carriers, to begin in Mount Vernon and conduct a terrain walk in all 159 precincts, or at least half, and by October, as reported in the Alexandria Connection, Edmond and his campaign staff had actually surpassed their initial goal, with a payoff in November of capturing 63,810 votes, or 31.4% of the vote in Virginia’s 8th Congressional District, in a five-man race in which the current incumbent, Don Beyer, Jr. would eventually succeed former Congressman Jim Moran, capturing about twice as much, 128,102, or 63.1%, with a budget of only $102,000, compared to Beyer’s $2.5 million, exceeding efficiencies of what had become the most successful VA8GOP campaign since losing the seat in 1990 in fundraising, retired U.S. Army Colonel Patrick Murray, who, with almost a half million would go on to capture 37% of the vote in 2010, the highwater mark, against Moran. And Major Mike Webb, who began his military career at the Benning School for Boys on Sand Hill is no stranger to movements to contact, forced marches and land battle, continuing to campaign door-to-door in Virginia’s Third House District against lobbyist Alfonso Lopez, soliciting signatures just to gain qualification for the ballot, but with only one message for legislators in Richmond: address the learning loss. “I had the opportunity to address the government response to the public health crisis in communication directly with Superintendent Francisco Duran and the members of the Arlington Public School Board, and Governor Glenn Youngkin, too, especially during my campaign in 2021, and, of record, the voters chose Arlington Democrat Mary Kadera, a former high school biology teacher over a former biological warfare. And, reproducibility and applicability are the hallmarks of the scientific method; so, since I had relied upon the science that had been published in the science reports, my message has not changed one iota, and we have seen the National Bureau of Economic Research validate the intelligence that I had presented about the ineffectiveness of nonmedical grade facial coverings that the NIOSH had established over a decade ago in a challenge study against nonmedical grade substitutes for respiratory protection, using the same equipment we use to rate the N95: nonmedical grade substitutes don’t save lives. So, that’s one solution that APS implemented that had failed their kids, and I don’t have kids in these schools. NBER also reiterated what the WHO had said in 2006, as I have told the APS Board multiple times: lockdowns don’t work, and you can look at the 11,000 fatalities in veterans care facilities that had locked down one day before the WHO had declared the pandemic. How a science teacher didn’t know that virus particles are the most abundant particles in the world, and that we had only 219 from 23 families before the novel coronavirus, I cannot say it was because I didn’t tell her, because I did, and she rejected the science in the science reports. And, personally, even after having helped bring casinos to Atlantic City, I would not recommend that Mary or any Arlington Democrats head over to MGM Resorts Casino, because, by secondary attack rate, their pandemic virus, had the chance of winning on a two number combination at the roulette table for escaping from a lab or spilling over in a zoonosis event to infect anyone, much less set off a pandemic, for which APS closed schools even before Governor Ralph Northam had issued any order with only 45 cases and one fatality on March 15, 2020. I read the science, and follow reason,” stated Webb. Webb notes that the WHO, in a 40-page report that its author had been convinced nobody had read had specifically advised all nations expecting “imported cases from China”, not exported, to “fully educate the general public”, and he indicates that education is the best way to prevent unacceptable losses during public health crises. After Webb’s early efforts to challenge masking guidance in June 2020, the CDC had taken the step to recognize that many Americans were not even familiar with the entrances to the upper respiratory tract, and had retained a cartoonist in August 2020 to assist “visual learners” not familiar with that basic science concept. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Paying It Forward, Lopez’s Civil Rights Hero Provides Instructional Video in Civics for Aspiring Candidates [FOB FREEDOM, May 24, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . Some people may believe that once you’re friends say, “You have a lot of opinions; so, why don’t you run for office,” it’s relatively easy from there, and, at least for one disabled and homeless veteran about whom his rater as a lieutenant had remarked that he made the most difficult things look easy, performing far better than any of his senior captains, if a person afflicted with a debilitating depressive disorder could do this, Major Mike Webb believes that anyone could, even a child, and, if you have a complaint about government, maybe quite a few kids do. “We have this American Broadcasting Company and James Christian Kimmel motion to dismiss second amended racketeering complaint, determined as moot as law by order of the court, acting sua sponte, on May 23rd in correspondence. Already on appeal to the Fourth Circuit and gearing up an application for prejudment at the Supreme Court. Too damn easy. Next?”, quipped Webb, wholly underwhelmed. “Let’s see, now, when Joe took office, we didn't have enough vaccines--a lot of COVID-19 countermeasures, but lacking official knowledge of infectious dose to ascertain proper correlates of protection to develop effective vaccines without a large sample size phase three clinical trial, but definitely not enough vaccines. According to Joe, we now have the tools we need to protect the American people and prepare for any new surge or variant of a virus the government can neither confirm nor deny it owns. And according to Joe, we're now fighting COVID-19 from a position of strength, and it no longer needs to control our lives, thanks to the heroic efforts of frontline and essential workers who were apparently unaware on the frontlines that except for nursing homes and veterans care facilities we had practically zero nosocomial outbreaks in the United States, an aberration from the pandemic in the rest of the world, in which we lead in fatalities, 90% the elderly who the WHO had indicated there were guidelines to protect in February 2020, without pharmacological intervention against a validated less than five percent secondary attack rate disease. ‘We have lost so much to this pandemic. But I *believe* that our best days *lie* ahead.’ Alrighty then,” remarked Webb nonchalantly, because like probably most homeless in affluent Arlington, another letter from the White House is not uncommon. “Oh! This is great! Challenge to Rule 8, and unlawful usage of the Mississippi Burning Law against pro-life advocates, quashed on an IFP, or application to proceed without payment of fees, in a case it wasn't like anyone even in the pro-life press expressed any interest. Not like they’re losing sleep, right, like my dead Niggah preacher case? But it's another chance for me to go to the Supreme Court; so, what the heck? I love a fight,” chuckled Webb. Still, a challenge unlawful use of the Mississippi Burning Law, killed on an IFP? Webb concedes that it’s definitely not a rainmaker at the firm, and can imagine a good attorney going to the remaining eleven disciples to see if they’d accept a retainer for only ten percent of the usual retainer agreement, or go for Plan B: see if someone will donate a grave. “Wow! This needs a frame. Dismissal of an affidavit. It’s gotta be the first one in history, and now on its way to the Supreme Court to see if we can’t recognize a new law. I'll use it as a placeholder until I can get a judge to repeal gravity,” giggled Webb, devilishly. “I am pretty certain I am the only homeless person in Arlington who needs to hire a correspondence secretary to keep organize his files. I'm guessing the phone company, the aliens and the gamma rays don't write much,” laughed Webb, maniacally. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Banned from Russia, Late Night Personality Enterprise Go to Cone of Silence to Protect Fellow Racketeer Kimmel from Supreme Court [FOB FREEDOM, May 21, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . Under Supreme Court Rule 11, a case pending at a U.S. circuit court of appeals will be considered for a prejudgment decision only if it is a case of such imperative importance that a deviation from normal appellate practice is justified, and that’s the pinpoint target acquisition mission for which one former combat fire support officer will have to calculate a target solution to sink one down the throat, now at periscope depth, at the Fourth Circuit, after filing his application for prejudgment against late-night talk show host, Jimmy Kimmel, and an amalgamation of assorted television broadcast network companies, once he seeking to acquire and hit, to sink one down the throat, once we enters “the Death Star.”“We've had a lot of RICO matters addressed by the Supreme Court, but there are still some issues that remain to be refined, like whether Federal Rule of Criminal Procedure 6(a) is triggered when a civil RICO case is considered or decided, and whether a conviction on what amounts to felony charges is required before a civil RICO action is commenced to satisfy the burden of proof, beyond a reasonable doubt, for conviction of a crime, which are the basic elements you must satisfy to even begin a racketeering case, which also makes the civil RICO difficult because we are basically saying a prosecutor decided not to prosecute”, explained Major Mike Webb, a former childhood protege to a mob attorney, and former legal specialist for the elite 75th Ranger Regiment, where he had literally had the opportunity to “prosecute the battle”. A native of the Cook County of the Northeast, where federal law enforcement agencies had conducted Operation Big Rig for decades against corrupt politicians, Webb enjoys the experience of having been the childhood protege of Raymond Brown, who had defended Camden Mayor and New Jersey State Senator Angelo Errichetti, after he had been charged during ABSCAM, and the former army top spy enjoyed the opportunity on active duty to chase everything from domestic terrorists, after the Oklahoma City bombing, to the nation’s most notorious spies, during the era of the Walker Family Spy Ring, Aldrich Ames and Robert Hanssen.”First, I’d like to thank the networks for colluding to keep Kimmel’s racketeering allegations from public view, which only helps our case. We have the conspiracy essentially to Vince Foster a whistleblower recently acknowledged by the federal court in DC, under the Snopes theory regarding vulnerability to suicide for persons afflicted with serious mental health disorders, a condition recently acknowledged by the Fourth Circuit to inevitably lead to adverse outcomes, and, of course, since 2016, we have the Carter v. Commonwealth of Massachusetts incitement to suicide argument, all of which shall certainly aid law enforcement in convictions against cyber bullies, stalkers and others. As you know, approximately 83% of femicides begin with anonymous trolls and stalkers in crimes in which most times the assailants are someone that the victim actually knew, but they use these anonymous pseudonyms to attempt to avoid liability in acts of aggression and assertion of power that inevitably tend to escalate into deadly violence,” explained Webb, a veteran litigator on similar issues.“Not surprisingly, these litigation events had resulted in a strategy by the defendants and the defendant gatekeeper court to say anything and everything except the word ‘murder’, keeping as much social distance away from the crime as possible on record, which raises a reasonable inference of suspicion in and of itself. It's a logical defense in which you neither confirm nor deny. But we have this compounded by the unrepresented litigant problem, even raised by former federal judge and University of Chicago Law School professor Richard Posner, and this is what affects an entire class of litigants, over 73% in the federal courts being those persons in prison, preparing things like habeas corpus petitions, a difficult and convoluted process, etc.,” explained Webb, who has been described by the President as passionate, while even his opponent in Virginia’s Third House District, Alfonso Lopez, has expressed his admiration and appreciation for Webb’s commitment to civil rights. Even Don Beyer, Jr. had, in 2018, publicly acknowledged Webb’s efforts during the investigation into the death of Bijan Ghaisar after a fatal car chase involving officers from the National Park Service Police.Judge M. Hannah Lauck, the presiding judge, had decided to double down on placing the general profile template, like a stigma, or stereotype, of an unrepresented litigant on Webb, not even examining his particular case, and described as an unrepresented litigant, for anyone reading her opinion it takes on plausible deniability that anything other than what the judge said was accurate, finding my 21-page complaint described as a 90-page prolix complaint. Judge Lauck, an Obama appointee who had been jointly nominated by Virginia Senators Tim Kaine and Mark Warner to fill a vacancy on the Fourth Circuit in May 2021, had also inadvertently helped Webb’s case by getting emotional, and actually writing in the order that she would not parse through that 90-page complaint to try to understand it and find any potentially justiciable claim, in rejection of Gordon v. Leeke, the solicitous respect for pro se litigants rule in the Fourth Circuit, which relies on the same general rule announced by SCOTUS, in Conley v. Gibson, a precedent that tools back civil rights for unrepresented litigants. A complaint under Rule 8 cannot be a formulaic recitation of elements and conclusory statements, which Judge Lauck claimed she saw in the 90-page prolix complaint. But in dismissal she resorts to conclusory statements with no specific findings of facts, in part because she cannot say "murder", or any other felonies about which she might have to convene a grand jury under Federal Rule of Criminal Procedure 6(a). And, again, getting excitable and a little emotional, she throws the hammer at Webb, citing authority under Rule 8, for trying to prosecute state and federal crimes, exactly what you are alleging occurred in a RICO case. And in dismissing the case without prejudice, under the pretext that she is respecting Webb’s rights, practically conceding that the complaint was not frivolous, she threatened to sanction Webb if he filed anymore frivolous motions, but not saying "complaints", almost admitting the complaint was not frivolous, because if it was, the whole matter would have been dismissed with prejudice.Additionally, Judge Lauck had dismissed the affidavit required under Federal Rule of Procedure 55 to obtain the mandatory default judgment as "frivolous". The affidavit is required if the court fails to act, and basically, Judge Lauck had said she didn't grant the default judgment because she didn't want to. And, fortunately for Webb, this Kimmel racketeering case will arrive at the Supreme Court at the same time that he currently has docketed for certiorari the Falls Church/Alexandria ultra vires Pride Month proclamation, and the DIA FOIA, regarding identifying the senior DoD official who offered a job to a former biological warfare planner before a pandemic, in which the DC federal court identified him expressly as a whistleblower. And the three cases will probably be joined together, if it goes forward for decision. Going forward the Webb legal effort will be refining the imperative issue required: if Kimmel, a pro vac advocate since 2015, coincidentally embracing the general vaccine cause at the same time Ralph Baric was getting a patent on methods to develop spike proteins for SARS-like coronaviruses was interested in him, especially after being one of three people identified by DIA to work on procurement analysis before the pandemic, our novel coronavirus probably originated in a laboratory. In a civil racketeering case, described in SDNY as a thermonuclear device, the burden of proof is beyond a reasonable doubt for the predicate offenses, not clear and convincing evidence or preponderance of evidence. And, most civil racketeering cases fail in part because they don't recognize the advantage of a criminal case burden of proof, where you have become the prosecutor, and you need only destroy any doubts your defendant is guilty, while seeking to avoid self incrimination the defendant's hands are tied and he will say as little as he can attempting to avoid liability. Moreover, under U.S. v. Elliott, once a conspiracy is established, you require only slight evidence to charge additional conspirators. “Kimmel, ABC, and Sinclair are sending WUSA9, a CBS affiliate forward as a zealous probe, who are trying to sever themselves from the action, and are in fact only digging their own graves. I would have told WUSA9 to stand down. Instead we feel a military presence. And they retained ‘LOCO counsel’. Bad ‘judgement’,” remarked Webb. Elaborating on the theme, Webb had noted that Parnell "Stacks" Edwards, who doesn't take the van to Jersey to be destroyed with the evidence after the Lufthansa Heist and parks it outside his girlfriend's house.“There's a reason we call it a getaway car, but for some reason some kids believe it means go on a getaway vacation after the heist. Let's just say we didn't have to call Sherlock Holmes or the Intelligence Community to solve that mystery,” replied Webb, with his best wise guy voice. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Non Response from DoD on Excess Fatalities During the Vaccines Rollout and Order to Get the Shot May Not Mean That They Are Not Safe. [FOB FREEDOM, May 17, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . According to “Rock the Vote” MTV, the revolution will not be televised, and according to the Washington Post, which prides itself as the author of the first rough draft of history, “Democracy dies in darkness”, and an action filed under the federal racketeering statute against an amalgamation of assorted defendants, including Virginia Democratic Caucus House Majority Whip Alfonso Lopez and the Arlington Democrats, has yet to have even had a summons issued by the progressive DC federal court, nor has there been even one mention in the progressive press, while the champions of voting rights have elected a dubious right to remain silent. One might think that a prominent Negro attorney, like former Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax might be arguing this case, but apparently a case about a cotton picking game incident, alleging racism against a Negro woman principal have taken precedence over a case that had recently filed a motion for writ of mandamus to compel the federal court to appoint federal election observers. Silent also are the oldest and boldest civil rights organization, the NAACP, the recent champions of free speech for The Satanic Temple’s After School Satan Clubs, the ACLU, the advocates of voting rights at the NAACP Legal Defense Fund, and even the social justice Black Protestant churches, like the historic Alfred Street Baptist Church, and its lively pastor, Rev. Howard-John Wesley, who had marched in streets to protest during a pandemic over the death of George Floyd. So, who is bringing this action? Fighting like a white man, one not a serious option fringe independent and litigation hobbyist, about whom, apparently, the words “commando”, “scorched earth” and “onslaught” come to the minds of war-hardened Arlington Democrats and analysts whenever he attempts to qualify for the ballot, according to Blue Virginia, and, believe it or not, he ain’t really Black. As the recent pleading notes, under 52 U.S.C. § 10302, “Whenever. . . an aggrieved person institutes a proceeding under any statute to enforce the voting guarantees of the Fourteenth or Fifteenth Amendment in any State or political subdivision the court shall authorize the appointment of Federal observers by the Director of the Office of Personnel Management”, a mandatory action, under the plain word meaning, providing very little wiggle room for attorneys representing Delegate Lopez, the Arlington Democrats and others named in the suit, unless they attempt to deny an aggrievement, as had been done in multiple cases brought by Merrick Garland’s favorite litigation hobbyist, known by even the President for being passionate. “We had Mayor Justin Wilson in Alexandria describe the first case in America brought against the lockdown orders as not presenting a justiciable issue, while he went on to ignore our pointing out that the WHO had expressly stated that their were guidelines, as early as February 2020 to protect the elderly, today over 90% of our over 1.1 American COVID-19 fatalities. We had the federal district court in Richmond describe the NIOSH study from the Obama Administration on the effectiveness, or should I say ineffectiveness, of nonmedical grade substitutes for respiratory protection as enigmatic allegations and mere criticisms. And, who can forget when the federal district court in Alexandria had declared that the provision of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 that had been recognized by the Warren Court during the integration of lunch counters in Atlanta did not exist, affirmed by the Fourth Circuit, while the NAACP decided to elect a right to remain silent. And, knowing this, did Reverend Wesley, a former biological engineering major at Duke, and former medical student, decide to demand his congregation get vaccinated with COVID-19 countermeasure that had been developed with no knowledge of infectious dose, prerequisite knowledge to ascertain the proper correlates of protection—a patent defect? Can I get an amen?” remarked Major Mike Webb. When a motion to compel the court, in mandamus, to appoint federal election observers has been filed, the court need not authorize the appointment of observers if any incidents of denial or abridgment of the right to vote on account of race or color, or in contravention of the voting guarantees set forth in section 10303(f)(2), which extends protection to the right of any citizen of the United States to vote because he is a member of a language minority group, in only three instances: “when the violations or infringements (1) have been few in number and have been promptly and effectively corrected by State or local action, (2) the continuing effect of such incidents has been eliminated, and (3) there is no reasonable probability of their recurrence in the future”, an intriguing challenge for the defendants in the suit, because they must not only establish that the violations had not only been few, but also had been corrected by state or local action, and, of notorious record, Major Webb is homeless, and did have almost two dozen officers from the Sheriff’s Department dispatched to his former residents to enforce what had amounted to an unlawful eviction. They must establish and provide credible assurance to the court that such incidents had been eliminated, and that there is no reasonable probability of their recurrence; however, legally to present these arguments, they must admit that the conduct had, in fact, occurred, an intriguing challenge particularly for progressive advocates who have self righteously claimed to be the champions of voting rights, and in Arlington, where at least signs have promoted the idea that hate has no home here, and that black lives matter. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Lopez and Arlington Dems Prep Legal Arguments to Resist Voting Rights Challenge [FOB FREEDOM, May 17, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . While VA8GOP has never been at a loss to find someone to run for Congress, forgetting the old Tip O’Neil maxim that all politics is local, Arlington GOP ran no candidates at the local level in the last election cycle, despite locating a few candidates in the prior off-year election when Republican Governor Glenn Youngkin had managed a razor-thin victory over former Democrat Governor Terry McAuliffe. And in 2017, after a landslide loss in a race against environmentalist Charles Hernick during the contested 2016 election, the guns blazing kamikaze styled candidate, about whom the words “commando”, “onslaught” and “scorched earth” come to the minds of analysts and the war-hardened Arlington Democrats, managed to outpoll the Republican nominee, Adam Roosevelt, challenging Alfonso Lopez, in just about every district where the two Negro candidates had run head to head, the most diverse house district in the County of Arlington, when Major Mike Webb had faced off against Arlington Democrat Monique O’Grady in a race for the Arlington Public School Board. And, in another election in which the Arlington GOP has come up snake eyes on trying to locate anyone willing to take on the challenge of running in the crown jewel of the kingmaker congressional district that has decided the outcome of statewide elections for over two decades, Webb, a former childhood protege of a legendary civil rights and criminal defense attorney, is not only running against the Arlington Democrats, but also taking them to court, and in a complaint packed with allegations under the federal racketeering statute. “Republicans may say ‘clean the swamp’, but only I trained as a ground-pounding infantryman at Fort Benning and only I have been recognized in the press as not being afraid to fight dirty. And we have The Intimidator Jim Moran and the Arlington Way, while I’m from Joisey. You from Joisey,” quipped Webb, in his Hoboken wise guy voice. A filing this week in the DC federal court places the progressive Arlington Democrats in a precarious position, this time on the receiving end of allegations of violating voting rights and depriving minority voters of the franchise, in action under Title 52, Chapter 103 that would compel the court to appoint federal election observers. “‘And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.’ My bad. Wrong scene. It's been done. Personally, I believe it's going to be so much fun to watch the Sheriff, Jose Quiros, the first Latino Sheriff ever in diverse and inclusive Arlington, and up for his first actual election presenting an argument to the court on how dispatching two dozen officers to evict a whistleblower and a candidate trying to qualify for the ballot against his partisan, Fonzie Lopez, did not in any way abridged a 14th or 15th Amendment right. Democrats rolling back civil rights? What did Woodrow Wilson say after viewing Birth of a Nation? History written like lightning,” remarked Webb, who “ain’t really Black.” Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Webb to RFK, Jr. and Warnock: “It’s Alright to Cry? Rosy, I’ve Been Shot—for the Love of God!” [FOB FREEDOM, May 17, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . In his first foray as a candidate in national politics, one Alexandria reporter had written, to the ire of Arlington GOP’s Matthew Colt Hurtt, that his “campaign has started as grassroots as they come in the 21st century, with a Facebook page, and then local farmer’s markets and churches when that started gaining a following”, and, today, expressly “for security reasons”, the former biological warfare planner has had his Facebook account permanently disabled. And, while certainly identified with having been against the government response to the public health crisis, according to progressives as far away as Seattle, and carrying a half dozen cases to the Supreme Court to be docketed for certiorari, you will not see him lined up with the America’s Frontline Doctors, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., the Vaccine Task Force, or any other groups that have appeared in the media, and you definitely will not find him in Breitbart, Life Site News, Fox News, Epoch Times or any of the other conservative echo chambers, with the same canned pitch arguments about the COVID-19 countermeasures, often described on those platforms as “gene therapy”. And now, Merrick Garland’s favorite litigation hobbyist is pressing the question of medical ethics regarding a British challenge study. “CDC doesn’t even recognized the infectious dose findings of this study that had been promoted in BBC, NPR and the Washington Post, as early as May 2020, recruiting thousands of young people to volunteer, like pandemic heroes, for a challenge study. Yet none of these self-proclaimed COVID-19 facts checkers even questioned why a human challenge study would be necessary, while churches, self-declared nonessential, were silent regarding the ethics. Didn’t Pastor Howard-John Wesley, manga cum laude graduate from the Pratt School of Engineering at Blue Devils Duke University ever study E6 Vero cells in his biomedical engineering curriculum? Hell! I’m just a former biological warfare planner, and I know that. And then this picture of a kid who looks like a Nazi Youth Club member, going off to save the world like some hero, who also happens to share a name with a Japanese POW camp survivor who also witnessed the explosion of the bomb at Nagasaki, and with a U.S.S. Indiana tale all his own about having been the victim of friendly fire from an American torpedo? It’s a bit much,” stated Major Mike Webb, the most junior commissioned officer to have ever served as operations officer for all army strategic counterintelligence, and had been a former biological warfare planner when DIA had identified him as one of three qualified people for a position as a procurement analyst before the pandemic, a matter now before both the Supreme Court and the MSPB. Operation Warp Speed is credited for moving to market vaccines in 66 days what would normally take 660, almost two years, the normal life cycle of a respiratory tract infection pandemic. And, by the normal routine, some steps are usually performed, including determining infectious dose and correlates of protection, which, in days of old, may have required a human challenge study, but, with advances in medical technology now can be safely performed with E6 Vero Cells. So, why did the Brits wait until after August 2020 to even commence challenge studies, recruiting youthful volunteers, and why did they wait until the end of March 2022 to publish the results of a project that was promoted as trying to assist in the development of vaccines "1 Day Sooner", the name of a group promoting human challenge trials that, clinically, are no longer required today? Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Progressives in NOVA Prepare to Oppose Federal Voting Rights Laws? [FOB FREEDOM, May 14, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . In December 2015, concerned citizens, posing as anonymous trolls claimed that none of his innovations appeared to have worked before, and, perhaps, they had taken as gospel the claims of the local curmudgeon Scott McCafferty, who was certain that Major Mike Webb had been running for Congress since the 1980s, an empirical impossibility since he did not attain the right to vote until 1988, when Arlington was electing its first Negro to the Arlington County Board. And now, the childhood protege of a legendary civil rights and criminal defense attorney, the grandson of a franchise martyr who had shared with Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr., a friend of his father, a childhood spiritual mentor in Dr. Benjamin Elijah “Born to Rebel” Mays, the former President of Morehouse College is demonstrating why the words “commando”, “onslaught” and “scorched earth” come to the minds of analysts and war-hardened Arlington Democrats in a fiercely competitive challenge against Virginia Democratic Caucus House Majority Whip Alfonso Lopez, who, suddenly decided to ditch plans to run in Republican-leaning Danville’s 49th House District, to return to Arlington to seek re-election amongst voters in the newly designated Third House District. Arlington GOP has yet to identify any candidates to seek the local offices and had pretty much rejected Webb early in his first contest for political office in Northern Virginia, when he had sought the nomination of the VA8GOP in a race in which he had been the putative front runner in the press against the incumbent Don Beyer, Jr. in the divisive Presidential election year of 2016, when environmentalist Charles Hernick went on to capture the nomination and break an all-time record for vote percentage loss in a presidential election year for the GOP, which had lost the seat to Jim Moran in 1990, losing ground with voters in every year since. And, the guns blazing, kamikaze godson of the first Negro House Democrats Majority Whip, Rev. William Gray, III, wasn’t singing the blues after his early foray with Virginia Republicans, moving on to a race for the Arlington Public School Board the following year, while Hernick, like a long line of one and done Republican hopefuls in Arlington, took a new, high paying job, left politics and relocated, in consolation for their losses. In 2016, the Alexandria Connection wrote: “The loudest voice of opposition so far has been Webb, a Republican and a retired army officer. Webb has attacked Beyer on everything from climate change to Beyer’s handling of minority groups within his district. Webb’s campaign has started as grassroots as they come in the 21st century, with a Facebook page, and then local farmer’s markets and churches when that started gaining a following. ‘I have a straight conservative message,’ said Webb. ‘I’m not watering that down. I’m not a progressive or a liberal.’ Webb’s priorities sync up with his image as a true-red conservative.” But that did not prevent VA8GOP regulars, like former Arlington GOP Chairman Charlie Keller, former Chief of Staff for Congressman Bob Goodlatte, from describing Webb as a big liberal, and encouraging him to join the Democrat Party, standing to lead a round of applause. Current Arlington GOP Chairman Matthew Colt Hurtt would describe Webb’s international notoriety as him finally getting the attention he deserved, until Webb appeared as a headliner on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, was featured in Rolling Stone and had even been called “refreshing” by Noah Trevor. In the 2017 race, in which Webb would defeat Lopez’s Republican challenger, Adam Roosevelt, in just about every precinct in which they ran together, the Alexandria Connection again noticed the difference between the “unabashed conservative” and the establishment Republicans in Northern Virginia, reporting: “While the event was nonpartisan, its de facto hue was blue. Seven of the 11 speakers were Democrats, plus another ‘progressive independent.’ The reason is partly that the lower end of the ticket includes no Republicans or otherwise right-leaning candidates, except Mike Webb for the Arlington County School Board. Webb, though running as an independent, ran for office previously as a Republican. Though invited, none of the five Republican or Libertarian candidates for offices pertaining to Alexandria and Arlington attended; only Gillespie sent a representative. Some attendees said their top issues included Black Lives Matter, President Donald Trump, gun violence, climate change, the school-to-prison pipeline, education. One said ‘taxes’ but didn’t expound. Asked when Virginia would ‘do the right thing’ by lifting certain aid restrictions, Del. Mark Levine (D-45) said, ‘When we have 51 Democrats in the General Assembly.’ Many in the audience applauded and laughed. No one asked about certain flagship Republican issues, like curtailing government spending or abortion. *** The only two conservative speakers — Webb and Sailor — are black. So is Adam Roosevelt, who, though he did not attend, is the only Republican candidate in any of Alexandria and Arlington’s House of Delegate districts. Only two black Democrats spoke at the forum, one of whom stood in for Del. Alfonso Lopez (D-49), who is not black. The other Democratic speakers were white men, albeit who specifically addressed racial equity: Bryan Porter, the Commonwealth’s Attorney for Alexandria, and Attorney General Mark Herring both said they’re proud of minority hiring in their offices. Webb supports charter schools and said that Arlington’s worst performing high school is also its most diverse.” And, while Congressman Don Beyer was able to boast about his victory over VA8GOP nominee Micah Edmond and his challengers in the Democratic primary that nobody else had his resume, Webb can boast, especially on civil rights in Arlington’s most diverse district, that nobody can beat his record on civil rights. “In retirement, I have had the opportunity practically handed to me by persons who would describe themselves to friends as progressive. Who else has argued about the rights of unrepresented litigants all the way to the Supreme Court? I was the first litigant in over 30 years to petition for removal in a criminal case in the Eastern District of Virginia, a provision recognized by the Supreme Court during the integration of lunch counters in Atlanta, and apparently not even our oldest and boldest civil rights organization leaders at the NAACP could remember that we actually had that law. When Governor Northam basically tried to place gay men at risk in a pandemic, who sued the Governor? When the Arlington Public Schools decided to discriminate against persons of color in choosing a new name for Washington-Lee High School, who brought two cases to the State Supreme Court? Not even the Washington-Lee Alumni Association, and I am not from Arlington, and never attended public school. When the doors of churches were closed, when persons were forced to get vaccinated to worship, who took those cases to court? Family Research Council? No. And now I have two cases, one in Alexandria and one in Chesterfield, on the infections of two pastors who had been infected with a virus you had a better chance winning on a two-number combination on the roulette table, and do you see social justice ministers out marching, or, better, grabbing an attorney to go to court? Anyone tithing, or lifting a love offering to finance that litigation at those churches? As Reverend King said, groups tend to be less moral than individuals, and I am definitely an individual,” remarked Webb. The petition for writ of mandamus to compel the appointment of federal observers filed today in the federal court in DC poses an intriguing challenge for Lopez and Arlington Democrats, forced to oppose a federal voting rights act, as well as arguing against the creation of several seasonal employee jobs by OPM, with their own federal job announcements to run during the extended voting period, a perfect opportunity for area students interested in participating in politics, and being a part of history. Generally, because of the skills of the former Legal Specialist for the elite 75th Ranger Regiment, even major law firms, like Perkins Coie, LLP, seek to find some technicality to avoid a confrontation one-on-one in a courtroom with him, as the Alexandria Prosecutor, Bryan Porter quickly learned after Webb’s participation in a Red Rose Rescue in December 2017. One thing is for certain, Virginia has never seen a politician like Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Preying in Pandemic, Hypocritical Christian and Litigation Hobbyist Offers Thought for Foods of Coronavirus [FOB FREEDOM, May 13, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . For avid fans of pandemic, multimillionaire Steve Hirsch is taking a break to concentrate on fundraising, with a goal to collect at least a half million dollars to keep his broadcast going, but, in affluent Arlington, when you are the recipient of a letter from the Congregation from the Causes of Saints, even the courts, which traditionally eschew speculation, are willing to acknowledge realized capital gains on heavenly treasures, an argument apparently being prepared to be made by several historically Black Protestant denomination churches to the Fourth Circuit, defending against allegations of violations of the FACE Act for their vaccines only policy for in-person worship. But, in other news, according to the Merit System Protections Board (MSPB), when one pesky independent, and former biological warfare planner, had been offered a position, filling a Top Secret billet, at the Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA), it was a job that thousands would have accepted, and not sued the government, but all empirical evidence presented to courts suggests that the Intelligence Community, still divided on the origins of a novel coronavirus that has claimed the lives of 1.1 million Americans, and approaching seven million worldwide—more than the Holocaust, in half the time—had only offered the position of procurement analyst to three lucky contestants, and one took another spy job, while one, who wound up with international notoriety as the number two internet fail politician in the world, sandwiched between to former members of British Parliament, was a not a serious option, fringe independent running for Congress, spawning stolen valor blogs and attracting an army of social media trolls in quid pro quo exchange. According one anonymous internet troll, who owns a tax exempted property in Arlington near the gol course, still has a AOL account, and has a super user account on Facebook that permitted him to inbox others, while blocking their reply, had suggested that the most junior commissioned officer to have ever served as the operations officer for all U.S. Army strategic counterintelligence had exaggerated his resume, apparently with sufficient skill to dupe American intelligence, which missed some hot air balloons, taking surveillance photos of sensitive areas, and an enlisted member of the Massachusetts National Guard who walked out his unit with classified information to share with his chat group on social media, but, at least according to the Department of Defense (DoD), they have no evidence that he had ever applied. Sound suspect? Not yet to any court that has examined the matter, now at the Supreme Court, and awaiting a determination from MSPB as to whether a whistleblower investigation is even required. But now, “Lieutenant Nukes”, who was the first in history to ever request tactical nukes during the capstone exercise, ENDEX Kobayashi Maru Simulation, is doing his When Harry Met Sally “I’ll show you a dark side”, presenting a disturbingly accurate Darwinian analysis of the pandemic from the satellite picture perspective, looking down, rather than the boots on ground, eyes on the immediate objective view of the longest respiratory tract infection pandemic, from the eyes of a predator seeking its prey, which provides a slightly different perspective regarding a novel coronavirus that noted evolutionary biologists have recently suggested had emerged from raccoon dogs, masked members of the fox family, who hibernate in November and December, when the lethal pathogen has been suggested had naturally spilled over to humans at only one of three wet markets in Wuhan, raising questions as to what happened at that hospital in November 2019, where some have suggested the pandemic began. “Hey. Maybe, unlike the bat that was supposed to have defied its nocturnal nature and hit the wet market for lunch, an orderly got hungry, was exposed to 100,000 to ten million particles and carried it back to work, where he had extended, intimate contact with the patients. It did happen in Provincetown, and ask Not Afraid to Burn in Hell Don Beyer, Jr. how passionate some people are about pursuing their sexual freedoms without consequences,” laughed Major Mike Webb. Introducing his Humane Cosmetics Act, Beyer had even resorted to impressing voters with his favorite moral philosopher, infanticide advocate, and Princeton University professor Peter Singer, saying that how a society treats its most vulnerable creatures spoke volumes about that society, but not even the man who had admitted weeping when he had read about the extinction of some wolves, nor the lifelong environmentalist who had joined Beyer and others at the mosque most associated with the planning of the 9/11 attacks, immediately after the terror attacks in San Bernadino, Alfonso Lopez, rose to defend the raccoon dogs, when they had been accused of causing a pandemic, in their sleep. Oddly, nor did any government scientist in Arlington, the community with the most government scientists, ranked 14th for holders of graduate degrees, dare to question the conclusions endorsed by the most trusted voice in pandemic, Anthony Fauci, M.D. And, so, now, Webb takes a look at the exotic ethnic cuisine that this foodie coronavirus has enjoyed, unchecked, for three years, as, perhaps, a biological warfare planner might. “What? I got no Vulcan feelings. Still consider this: We have 10.6 million users in the VA Healthcare System, which, compared to 49% in the general population, is 85% male, and males, except in India, for unknown reasons, replication and reproducibility being the hallmarks of science notwithstanding, experienced worse outcomes. This weighted average fed the high number of adverse outcomes amongst VA users, which yet, despite scoring high above the norm on excess deaths before pandemic, fell in line with the national norm, 26% higher. However, along comes COVID-19, they are in panic mode before anyone had died yet on January 4, 2020, and closing the doors to visitors, locking down the day before the pandemic, when they claim not even CDC was taking the pandemic seriously, assigning a low risk, like we had when Doc Northam began locking down a state of 8.4 million, over 45 cases and one death, but not only were they only one of two places where we had nosocomial outbreaks in America, apparently we had a stealth coronavirus that was able to find the soul food facilities and start munching on watermelon and fried chicken in a pandemic, only going to the hood facilities. It’s a collard green and cornbread snatching coronavirus,” laughed Webb. Webb notes, however, that the color did, somehow, come off in the sheets, because amongst White veterans, bedding down with Negroes, who managed somehow to survive veterans medicine in pandemic, later found themselves far more prone to cardiac failure, taking them off the rolls of an official COVID-19 death, which that procurement analyst suggest may say something not only about the coding of the virus, but also the effects of any toxins and/or dioxins associated with its deployment. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Greetings Counsel! This is a matter that, empirically, has been of no interest to the free press, which has held itself as championing free speech, as well as assuming to themselves the duty expressed in the WHO recommendationsin February 2020, to "fully educate the people", guidance contained in a report that had concluded, after finding a less than five percent secondary attack rate, after 1,800 teams of at least five epidemiologists had examined 19 times more cases than had yet been reported in the entire U.S. by mid-March, when the Virginia Governor, with seven times less fatalities than horses that had died at Churchill Downs before the 149th running of the Kentucky Derby, was closing down an entire state of over eight million, that "it is not clear whether this correlates with the presence of an infectious virus." But, like elections, the races must go on, apparently. This case was commenced on the same day that, down in Chesterfield, the prosecutor had prevailed in an argument that she had enjoyed absolute immunity and absolute prosecutorial discretion on convening a grand jury investigation regarding the infection and death of Bishop Gerald Glenn, who had died before the first pandemic Easter with at least 30 other Pentecostal faith leaders, which made national news, but apparently had failed to raise even the concern expressed by the New York Times about seven horses this past weekend. Perhaps the lives of Black preachers matter, but not as much as horses, on all evidence. And, on April 24th, the presiding judge had issued a standard order, laying out the rules, which is available to you, but, in certification of service, I wish for you to know that I have filed a praecipe with the court to direct the U.S. Marshals to perfect service of process, from which time you shall have only 21 days to issue a reply, a reply not found the last time this matter had been raised all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court, with the White House asserting a presumptive claim of executive privilege to refuse to respond at all to a FOIA request, refining the issue that it is not clear whether the infectious dose and/or secondary attack rate for COVID-19 is classified information. And, as we all should know, under Executive Order 12,958, this information cannot be classified unless the government owns or controls the causative biological agent for COVID-19 that has been attributed to the deaths of over a million Americans, and approaching seven million worldwide, including 17,400 young people under the age of 20. I look forward to replies, especially the legal arguments regarding the tasking of the Intelligence Community on May 26, 2021, on a matter about which a FOIA had asked on March 23, 2021. And, given that, under Fed.R.Crim.Pro. 6(a), we know that "When the public interest so requires, the court mustdirect that one or more grand juries be convened", I believe we have all seen enough television and movies to know that you have a right to remain silent. So, in Buffalo Bills demonstration of good neurological functioning, I might close by asking who won the game? R-Naught. Padunk. Dunk. -- Major Mike Webb God's Advocate in Pandemic You can't save the world if you are NEVER born!

As the most junior commissioned officer to have ever served as the operations officer for all U.S. Army strategic counterintelligence, these are merely my opinions regarding possible theories regarding the pandemic origins.

As a former biological warfare planner, who had been offered a job as a procurement analyst at DIA before the pandemic, these are merely my expert opinions regarding the potential presented by a novel coronavirus for a biological weapon of terror, but, apparently this virus, they say, had naturally spilled over from a zoonotic source.

Good Morning, Counselors, Ladies and Germs! Now, performing again for a limited time engagement only at the Supreme Court, it's America's favorite porn tab guy, in the performance of a once in a lifetime pandemic. Some say he's pesky, some say he's passionate, even Noah Trevor says, "There's something refreshing about that guy." And, according to Arlington Democrats and Blue Virginia, the words "commando", "onslaught" and "scorched earth" come to the minds of analysts whenever he tries to get on a ballot, but at least one lucky sheriff is thinking about retaining a good criminal defense attorney to defend against racketeering charges, while some other good fellas have empirically found their "judgement" adversely affected. No names and no need to respond. However, those folks with the robes at the nation's highest court to provide an opportunity to some of my past acquaintances to waive an argument or put something, anything, on the record, regarding a job offer that thousands would have accepted, according to the folks who protect the integrity of our merit based civil service, albeit a Top Secret billet, in an expired mission, offered not just once, but twice, once after the response deadline, for less than six figures to be a procurement analyst, a job for which no evidence has been produced to suggest he had ever applied for the job. Maybe it's just me, but that fact pattern involving a job offer to a former biological warfare planner before the longest respiratory tract infection pandemic in history, married with the longest lack of a quorum in history at MSPB, just sounds a little suspicious, especially if the government can neither confirm nor deny it owns a causative biological agent still baffling the scientists that is attributable to more fatalities than Hitler and the Holocaust, in half the time. My racketeering buddy Jimmy Kimmel would say, everybody does porn, so, if a scientist had some accident, why doesn't he come clean, and admit it? Do the right thing, we always say! Try this exercise. Metadata meets metaphysics. Solve for the quantity rational or moral man: 1) Natural origins we find a science that failed to prevent or effectively arrest the novel coronavirus; 2) Lab leak, we have someone who is so evil working with viruses to "save the world" he doesn't want to get in trouble for messing up; 3) Deployed biological agent, we exercised restraint and control, not just becoming absolutely corrupt with power, and the ability to eliminate us all, but guided by some reason. In pandemic, we may have proved Lord Acton wrong. Who's up for some Dom Perignon? Hallelujah! We are not beyond redemption, though steeped in sin! Must have the chaplain break this bit of bad news to Jesus gently. And, Chaplain, thanks so much for your contributions to the mission, but we shall NO LONGER REQUIRE YOUR SERVICES. Be sure the folks in Operations, Plans and Training are apprised of this recent development. That's at least another two hours added to the training schedule. Catch ya on the flip side, Homeys. Yes, I can be quite roofless. Padunk. Dunk Major Mike Webb God's Advocate in Pandemic You can’t save the world if you are NEVER born!

Man from Downtown at Mitch and Murray Not the Only One to Get Away with Murder [FOB FREEDOM, April 23, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . According to Blue Virginia, he’s a pesky independent, and according to the President, he’s passionate, perhaps two sides of the same coin, but Major Mike Webb is doing everything he can to merit the thoughts of analysts and war-hardened Arlington Democrats for whom the words “commando”, “scorched earth” and “onslaught” come to mind, every time he “tries” to get on a ballot, and he has been described by the U.S. Attorney General as a litigation hobbyist. So, in the Newtonian notions of physics so familiar to the community with the most government scientists, if an appeal at the state supreme court to compel the convening of a grand jury investigation into the suspect circumstances surrounding the death of Bishop Gerald Glenn and 30 other Pentecostal faith leaders before the first Easter in pandemic were not enough to get that equal and opposite reaction, just take a gander at his new Pulp Fiction themed video, now with the director’s cut release. “Bishop Glenn died on April 11th, the day that Aviation Ordnanceman Symantha Thacker had arrived in Guam, having been placed on emergency leave, which you don’t get granted under Navy regulations unless somebody has already died, and Petty Chief Officer Charles Robert Thacker had died on April 13th. And, with Alec Baldwin escaping prosecution, I just thought I’d go with the theme that apparently is AOK with most Americans, and provide some similar stories that, unfortunately, are not trending, for whatever reason. And, as a veteran, not endorsed by the progressive Vote Vets, like our former Arlington NAACP President Julius ‘J.D.’ Spain, and running against Alfonso Lopez, who had gathered in solidarity with our atheist club members Don Beyer and Eleanor Holmes Norton at the mosque most associated with the terror attacks on 9/11, right after the terror attacks in San Bernadino, I just wanted, like Rev. King, to dramatize a shameful condition, in a community with the least amount of religious faith affiliation in the U.S., and an 18-foot statue of Satan—quite tacky at that—in posh and cosmopolitan Clarendon, and to which, on all evidence, none of our Arlington GOP oppose enough to make like Steve Parkinson, and say, Hell, I’ll run for Congress. When a congressman gets over 75% of the vote after telling clergy he is proud his four children rejected God, church and religion, that is just not American, regardless how many times you sing that proud to be an American song,” stated the homeless grandson of a franchise martyr and childhood protege of a legendary civil rights and criminal defense attorney. And remember in November: Alfonso Lopez? For conspiracies to commit transnational terror, which your nonessential pastor may support. Webb? Against. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

With No Press Attention, Only Case to Bring Grand Jury Investigation on COVID-19 Goes to State Supreme Court [FOB FREEDOM, April 11, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . Progressive Congressman Don Beyer, Jr. had claimed that the late Georgia Congressman John Lewis was his good friend, after he died, and in 2007, one year before the election of Barack Obama, he had introduced the Emmett Till Unsolved Civil Rights Crimes Act, but which only applied to civil rights crimes before 1965. In 2017, after the tragic death of Bijan Ghaisar, Congressman Beyer took the opportunity to post a lot of selfies on social media, and even used the crisis to promote legislation, in violation of the anti-lobbying act, taking a photo at the National Parks Service Police Station with D.C. Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton, looking visibly upset that the police would not let them violate the law. And, as litigation attempting to compel a grand jury investigation into the suspicious circumstances surrounding the death of Senator Tim Kaine's allegedly good friend, Bishop Gerald Glenn, who had been infected with COVID-19, along with 30 other Pentecostal faith leaders before the first Easter in pandemic, the list of persons not marching for justice speaks volumes. You will find no gentlmen of honor from Washington & Lee, nor any men moving with a sense of purpose from Morehouse College. There is no Black Lives Matter, no NAACP, no ACLU and no social justice churches, but nor are there any persons who had claimed that the pandemic was a hoax. Nor are there any press reports about a case that had sailed under the radar, while all eyes were on an election in Georgia, having been certified to the State Supreme Court to have an impartial, retired judge appointed to preside over the case. And one former LBJ Intern from Capitol Hill, who personally knew John Lewis weighs in. "In a course on politics, you are going to learn that there is a difference between electioneering and governing, and you are gonna learn that there are what are called show horses in politics, and those who are called work horses in politics. Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. is running on the reputation of his slain father and uncle and claiming to be against vaccines because it sells books and generates donations, but ask him to explain why the vaccines don't work, or anything about the novel coronavirus, and prepare to cut to a commercial break, and a word from our sponsors. And, apparently, people, even in a pandemic, would rather be entertained than solve their problems. It is what it is only because of basic choices, and most say they believe in Darwinian Natural Selection these days. Just recall what happened to the dinosaurs, while a single strand of RNA, with no sentient thought, apparently spilling over from a hibernating raccoon dog appears, empirically, to have conquered your world," stated Major Mike Webb, a former biological warfare planner. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

An Easter Pageant from the Rolling Stone Star of Northern Virginia? [FOB FREEDOM, April 8, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . “The moment I first laid eyes on you I knew you were trouble” were the words of the sales manager in Oliver Stone’s Wall Street to the stockbroker Bud Fox, who had managed to “bag the big elephant”, Gordon “Give Them To Me Poor and Hungry” Gekko. And, during the first impeachment of former President Donald Trump, Senator Warner, who, despite being a graduate of the prestigious Harvard Law School, has never practiced law nor litigated, got on Facebook to explain to users who also never studied law, the associated crimes under the strictly civil provisions of the Congressional Budgetary Impoundment and Control Act, which had been transformed, for purposes of impeachment, to high crimes and misdemeanors. Meanwhile, before the last acts in a political drama in which there were claimed in the press to be solid evidence of multiple felonies, which required proof beyond a reasonable doubt, one “add junk” professor of law from George Washington University had attempted in an opinion editorial in the Washington Post, of Watergate investigative reporting fame, to explain the charges of bribery that fell away, and his understanding as a practitioner on the topic of quid pro quo, laughable too anyone who had studied law, or Latin, but apparently convincing to one Donald Beyer, Jr. supporter, who rose during a town hall at T.C. Williams High School to proclaim that at least two thirds of Americans knew that quid pro quo means bribery, and he was a resident of one of the most educated, by credentials, congressional districts, in a state ranked seventh for educational attainment. So, for Easter, one graduate of the most competitive private college in Virginia, has prepared a simple explanation of the term quid pro quo for the edification of those who require to be shown the links, and as one New York City prosecutor, in prosecutorial discretion forgets about all of the crimes in Manhattan to try to make history by prosecuting a former President. One prosecutor in Alexandria actually prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law a misdemeanor crime of trespass at the second busiest abortion mill in Virginia, after dispatching every available unit of the Alexandria Police Department to interdict a trespass in progress, the department that required a total of 40 shots to strike the shooter of Congressman Scalise, only three times, with one stray bullet landing in the swimming pool of the YMCA a half mile behind them. And, according to CDC Director Rochelle Walensky, M.D., this virus isn’t stupid, while human choices have not served men well. “On Easter, I am always reminded of the crackpot conspiracy that eleven disciples who had to receive remedial instruction on the suitability of sinking sand for the foundation in construction had managed to outwit the Praetorian Guard and steal a body away to promote an idea that their Savior had risen. What moron would believe that crackpot conspiracy theory? Wait? In the community with the most government scientists, only 32% have any faith at all, and over 74% have volunteered to be administered a COVID-19 countermeasure developed with no knowledge of infectious dose having heard ‘immunity’ but deafened by the sounds of ‘defense’ in Defense Production Act,” laughed Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Happy Easter, Buddy! As you know, the President has described me as "passionate", but I totally don't see it. But, I must concur with the Attorney General that I have become, in retirement, as we say, quite the litigation hobbyist, having filed what will become my eighth case docketed at the Supreme Court, and, had you asked me in law school if I would ever have filed even one, I would have undoubtedly said "no". But, life is like a box of chocolates, I reckon. You never know what you're gonna get. Any who. As you know, since January, I have been attempting to qualify for the November ballot, an occasion, at least according to Blue Virginia, which causes the words "commando", "scorched earth" and "onslaught" to come to the minds of analysts and war-hardened Arlington Democrats. I must make a note to ask my analyst what words come to his mind. Padunk. Dunk. But, I expect soon to be filing another action, probably a racketeering action, just to attempt, as a grandson of a franchise martyr and godson of a former House Majority Whip just to qualify for the November ballot, having been apparently "tripped up" on paperwork again. Who would imagine it as harder to get on a ballot than having matters docketed at the Supreme Court, right? But, looking at your old bio, I happened to notice you are an attorney, schooled at Tulane Law School, but apparently may not have any litigation experience, like myself, having been the childhood protege of a legendary civil rights attorney. I ever tell ya about my first attorney work product? Helped Ray represent Resorts Casinos, while still in grammar school, to bring gambling to Atlantic City. Still, I miss the ponies--not the ones at the Meadowlands with Father Vic, as much as the one that used to jump off Steeple Pier. So, maybe you can use your legal expertise and maybe make a prediction about our success or failure at the Supreme Court on this bad boy. I'd love to hear your thoughts, which, especially from a man of your experience, must be quite profound. Maybe JD can share his thoughts on this matter as a veteran, endorsed by Vote Vets, from what I have heard. Oh, well, blessings to all in this most holy of seasons, and remember God loves you, while I offer my strenuous objections. LOL Kimmel's attorneys--I mean comic writers could use my comical talent. I'm part Negro and Jewish, ya know? -- Major Mike Webb God's Advocate in Pandemic You can't save the world if you are NEVER born!

Always Be Closing: The Salesman’s Mantra Apparently Not Taught at Seminary for Those with a Great Commission? [FOB FREEDOM, April 7, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . Even before a pandemic, in fact during the year in which Pew Research Center had finally, as a part of the Religious Restrictions Project, deployed a capability “years in the making” during Lent 2019, for only a few weeks to collect against what had been identified as only about 60,000 of the 318,000 Christian churches that possessed an online capability, determined that the churches that had experienced a 12% decline in membership over the prior decade were only drawing in about three percent, as low as two percent amongst children, from those unaffiliated with any religious faith. For those churches into environmental issues and global climate change, this might be fairly described as a non-sustainable solution, as empirically demonstrated by the sharp decline that failed to produce, in evolutionary pressure, the rapid response after a novel coronavirus, apparently bigger than God, rolled into town, finding even one lively Negro pastor, currently in mental health therapy, after confessing his distance from God, talking to the press about a person getting infected “on church property” not “glorifying God”, as quoted in a federal complaint against his mega-church brought under the FACE Act, regarding his vaccines only policy for in-person worship, in an amalgamation of assorted defendants that include historically Black Protestant denomination churches from Harlem to Atlanta. And, after a damning video regarding those who had claimed to have believed a novel coronavirus originated in a laboratory and let it kill over a million of their fellow Americans, and over 17,400 children worldwide, it wouldn’t be Easter, when Christians celebrate the resurrection of their Savior, who had died on a cross for their sins, if there wasn’t a companion video for those who “followed the science.” “I recall making my way out to Arlington Cemetery for the last sunrise service before a pandemic spooked chaplains into believing an outdoor super spreader that didn’t even occur in 55k,924 laboratory cases in China might pose a threat in the amphitheater by the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. We had the Chief of Chaplains for the National Guard. A Southern Baptist and a singing preacher. And, perhaps indicative of the not quite heavenly conduct in churches, at least at Shiloh Baptist Church, one of my defendants, the pastor will tell you a singing preacher might steal your church. And, to the tune of the Folgers Coffee song, he had us all sing wigh him: the best part of waking up is Jesus in your life. And a year later, I found it ironic that coffee is for closers, as we say in sales. Anybody wanna know what second prize is? A set of steak knives,” laughed one former life insurance salesman/special agent, at least according to his business card. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Experiment in Communal Responsibility Yields Intriguing Results About “Human Kind” [FOB FREEDOM, April 5, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, were you to ask astrophysicist and Hayden Planetarium fundraiser, the Negro Neil deGrasse Tyson, he could not possibly fathom a loving God who might permit such suffering, and religion, unlike science, is simply beliefs. If you were to ask Not Afraid to Burn in Hell Don Beyer, Jr., and probably the over 75% of voters in VA8 who overwhelmingly came out to vote for him in the last election, after he had declared his pride in four children who had rejected God, church and religion, the moral majority is neither moral or a majority. And, at least according to a new Fox News poll, while the nation’s leading business journal is reporting that over “three years after the start of the global pandemic there has yet to be a comprehensive forensic investigation into its origins”, and “[w]ith more than a million Americans dead from Covid-19, and an estimated 15 million dead worldwide, that’s inexcusable”, “62% believe COVID-19 was created by scientists in China, while 33% think it evolved from nature.” Yes. A clear majority of Americans, given knowledge that over a million Americans had died because of some crazy science project, would fail to prevent that outcome, or perhaps that is just Don Beyer’s immoral minority. On the science side of the American electorate, Pew Research had claimed that only three in ten Americans believed the virus came from a laboratory, indicating that at least far less Americans would have watched a Holocaust occur and do nothing, but one graduate of the most competitive private college in Virginia, who found 670,000 moralists gather in less than 24 hours on his Facebook page, wonders, as a former biological warfare planner, exactly how many of those who believed the virus had naturally evolved had taken the time, during a pandemic, to bone up on some science, prompted either by a sense of evolutionary pressure in a lethal pandemic, or simply from some moral obligation to engage in due diligence research, a line that is sure to trigger uproarious laughter on the set of Jimmy Kimmel Live! “As we approach Good Friday and Obama Go to Alfred Street Baptist Day, it shall be an interesting day to put on your Easter Bonnett, with all the frills upon it, and go marching in the Easter Parade. Chaplain James Foster, Command Chaplain for the Joint Task Force-National Capital Region and Military District of Washington will be preaching at the first Easter sunrise service in Arlington Cemetery since the beginning of the pandemic, as, apparently, we had no chaplains who could complete a proper composite risk assessment regarding the threat posed by COVID-19 in outdoor venues, vaccinated or not. It could be worse. You could be looking for your government-issued identification card and proof of vaccination status trying to get into Black Church for Res Erection Sunday. Personally, I believe it may be a toss-up from a moral perspective on whether it was worse to be a scientist who failed to read a science report regarding the actual threat posed by the novel coronavirus, or to claim, now, to have known all along it came from a laboratory, and were totally cool with it. Somebody will have to explain to me the great moral outrage about century-old statues and check kiting drug addicts to motivate anyone to march in a pandemic about which they didn’t know the science. Heard ‘immunity’ and being deafened to the sound of ‘defense’ in Defense Production Act only goes so far in explaining the levels of abject ignorance empirically demonstrated over the past three years. Okay. One-ply cotton imperviousness to microbial penetration, and requiring a cartoonist in a respiratory tract infection to explain the locations of the entrances to your upper respiratory tract does say a lot,” giggled Major Mike Webb, the retired army ranger and former army top spy on his way to his eighth case docketed for certiorari at the Supreme Court. And, still single, if you can believe that. “It’s quite a challenge when you can’t screw a woman stupid, who already has quite significant cognitive challenges. That would just be inhumane, bordering on sodomy, for the love of God, laughed Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.