Acceptable Loss: Handy Kristian Andersen and the Big EZ

The Graduate of Cambridge and Harvard Who Happened to Be at the Right Place at the Right Time, Like Two Lineages of a Novel Virus in Proximity to a Lab

[FOB FREEDOM, March 4, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, the city, second only to Shanghai in the early 18th Century, today, boasts a biomedical complex, where even Pfizer has an international presence, but also the home of several research facilities, where evolutionary works are performed, which, according to Dr. Kristian Andersen are not to be considered during a spatial relative risk analysis to determine the origins of a novel virus that Dr. Anthony Fauci concedes may never be known. However, in a groundbreaking report to the Intelligence Community from a member coming out from the cold of retirement, many new details are brought to light regarding the author of the definitive zoonotic evolution report, before beginning a prolific writing career, dedicated to the study of a novel coronavirus.

In 2014, Andersen had been involved in the production of only one work on Ebola virus, as a co-author, and produced yet another as a co-author the next year, when he would produce his first pubication as a lead author, discussing the origins of the Lassa virus. In 2016, he would co-author a total of three works, one with a later co-author Edward C. Holmes on the topic of SARS-CoV-2, but in that year dedicated to Ebola, one of two works that year on that topic, as a co-author, as well as participating in a general study on outbreak phenomenon. In 2017, he would co-author two works on the Zika virus, and in 2018, just four works would find him listed, yet again as a co-author, one each on his prior topics of Zika and Ebola, and one, again with Holmes. In 2019, Andersen would add his name again to four works, just before becoming famous, as the most cited author of a study on the origins of a novel coronavirus, his only work in that year. But, three of four works in 2021 would be dedicated to SARS-CoV-2, and the other to Ebola, and always just one of many co-authors, and not the lead. In 2022, he would dedicate his efforts exclusively as a co-author on subjects related to SARS-CoV-2, producing four works, two of which found him returning to the origins mystery, and in just the first quarter of 2023, Andersen has joined again as a co-author on a study about what has become his newfound expertise: SARS-CoV-2, but not even the esteemed Dr. Fauci mentions his name, when discussing the two peer reviewed works by evolutionary virology that provide strong support for a natural evolution, and at least one story that had appeared in the New York Times in July 2021, had identified Andersen as a truly evolutionary scientist.

One of his seminal works on COVID-19, not published until April 2021, takes credit for predicting that B.1.1.7, the Delta variant of concern, would become the predominant strain by March 2021. Yes, you read that right, but also reveals that, contrary to popular reports, the most contagious virus that Dr. Rochelle Walensky had seen in 20 years of practice had not stalled in India after emerging in India, before suddenly catching fire five months later to travel around the world, but rather had been present, without dominating potential around November 2020, introducing itself below radar and surveillance, equipped with the gain of function to enable it to escape detection by appearing in most aspects to be identical to the B.1.1.7 variant beginning to proliferate in the U.K. but not all, presenting an elusive cousin, that had concealed its differences on the critical spike protein. And, another late to print work, not published until September 2021, informed the world that the virus that was apparently attributed to the deaths of 30 Pentecostal faith leaders before Easter was homegrown, not traveling to the Bayou state during Mardis Gras from Europe or Asia, ignoring even reports in Fox News that had appeared in April 2021, they still obtained peer review by claiming that apparently, the outdoor parades of Mardis Gras had caused the outbreaks that spread to places like Shreveport, where the Church of God in Christ had its convention, at a time when the chances of being involved in a car accident exceeded the probability of catching COVID-19, much less dying from it before Easter.

And, what of the early presence of COVID-19 before the alleged zoonotic evolution at the wet market in Wuhan, in Italy, the United States and France by December 2019, much less the appearance of COVID-19 in sewage samples in Barcelona in March 2019, which appeared only briefly and had disappeared, serving a fatal blow to a zoonotic evolution? For whatever reason, Dr. Anders, and the other evolutionary scientists elect a right to remain silent, rather than, as Thomas Kuhn had advised, developing a unified theory to explain all or most anomalies. But, if nobody even read the 40-page report by Bruce Aylward at the beginning of the public health crisis, what are the odds that anyone might question the arguments advanced in these reports?

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

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