Acceptable Loss: Fletcher v. Rylands in Pandemic

Environmentalists Express Hesitancy to Entertain Discussion on Potential Environmental Impacts Arising from Lab Leak Scenario of “Low Probability”

[FOB FREEDOM, February 27, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, while the community with the most government scientists has often hailed various offerings ranging from a Latin Club and a Robotics Club to even an International Baccalaureate curriculum for students, oddly, in the nation’s largest market for the legal profession, there are no reports of an award-winning or championship debate team, where one of the members of a community boasting a 74% compliance rate for the safe and effective vaccines, indicative, according to a recent study, of superior problem-solving skills, not evident either in the median 1270 SAT score at their best performing public school, nor their record of gaining acceptance to most competitive and highly selective colleges. Yet, at least for one guns-blazing fringe independent candidate for the state legislature, robust debate has been one of his favorite pastimes since childhood, where he had often matched wits with the legendary criminal defense and civil rights attorney, Raymond A. Brown, who, perhaps as a term of endearment, delighted in giving him the nickname, “The Asshole”. And, as the lab leak hypothesis, once held primarily by persons who had not even completed college , some 48%, one graduate of the most competitive private college in the Commonwealth, “one helluva entertainer”, decided to put his former skills as a celebrity impersonator to good use, producing a satirical video in a fictional debate between the esteemed Dr. Anthony Fauci, who has, at least for now, elected a right to remain silent on the latest position taken by the National Laboratories, against conservative commentator William F. Buckley, Jr.

“Some were into Limbaugh, some were into Will, and others now delight in the antics of folks like Carlson and Bongino, but, at least for myself, I miss the Locust Valley Lockjaw of William F. Buckley, Jr., on Firing Line. And, it is at least intriguing that progressives and environmentalists appear to express some reluctance, even in an abundance of caution, to address the potential risks posed by a laboratory leak theory, despite three years of discussions on the UNESCO Precautionary Principle. And so, let’s just say with so many balloons in the air, I thought it might be good to provide at least my lifelong environmentalist opponent, Alphonso Lopez, some target practice for the debates leading up to the November election. I would really delight in hearing some environmentalist arguments on saving the world, especially if the Intelligence Community has assessed such a contingency with a low to moderate risk, and even Dr. Kristian Andersen had reminded us that there have been documented instances when apparently research scientists working in BAS Level Three facilities have permitted highly contagious and lethal diseases to escape. How this 27-year-old failed to infect anyone else, or even set off a pandemic is truly a mystery, not even addressed in the highly informative report published in the prestigious New England Journal of Medicine. Like most of our scientists in Arlington, before heading off to bed, I do love curling up and reading a few science reports, especially under the evolutionary pressure of a lethal pandemic, right?” remarked Major Mike Webb, Lopez’s leading challenger for the race in November.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.