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Non-Person Litigation Hobbyist Advances Goldberg Standard Person-Like Right for Fetuses [FOB FREEDOM, October 7, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . It is the 40 Days for Life, at least for pro-life advocates and activists, and for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, as events played out today at the Alexandria Women’s Health Clinic, finding one pro-abortion activist, professing to be an attorney, adorned with pink ribbons, walking up and down Schelhorn Road, in Fairfax County, looking for targets of opportunity to engage, but armed with only one argument: abortion is healthcare because it is the only medical procedure available for an ectopic pregnancy she claimed to have had. And one nonperson, who has actually met a woman who not only survived an ectopic pregnancy, and miraculously had given birth to a male child, at the Johns Hopkins University Medical Center, surprising even medical doctors, had a chance, yet again, to enjoy a battle of “to wits” with a licensed and practicing attorney. “Well, Howard, it isn’t often that I actually get a chance to go head-to-head with a professional legal advocate, as you know, since let’s just say my hearing ain’t what it used to be. However, apparently, this graduate of not quite a Tier I law school, and evidently not blessed with a lucrative practice, appeared to prefer ad hominem attacks, even attacking my Bart Simpson hat, and asking myself, arguably a male by sex, whether I had ever been pregnant, and then, slanderously, informing myself that I never had nine cases docketed at the Supreme Court, had never appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and declaring that I was some kind of liar, and we are consulting with our legal representatives on possible actions to raise in a court of law, to get the opportunity to see how she argues in court. I believe she has me on video allegedly lying, and we’ll be keeping tabs on her. However, after being accused of blocking the apparent floodgates of ectopic pregnancies flowing into this abortion mill, and being told that I had nothing better to do with my time, like the pot calling the kettle a Niggah, I mean Black, I had considered these entitlement COVID-19 countermeasures, to which at least Justice Brennan had suggested we enjoyed some property-like rights, at least with regards to due process, and wondered why such a similar status might not be afforded to what is just as much an expectancy as a virus that has fooled us before and isn’t stupid,” remarked the litigation hobbyist, who obviously couldn’t cut it in law school, Major Mike Webb, the non-person advocate currently on appeal in a multiple of cases, including one on appeal to the D.C. Circuit that is poised to get DoD to release the number of excess fatalities during the availability of the COVID-19 countermeasures, an achievement beyond Liberty Counsel, who just announced a $1.8 million no fault settlement with DoD, covering only their costs and fees, and he is not even an attorney, just a “litigation hobbyist”, working for “free”. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Alexandria Prosecutor Set to Overturn Eichmann and End Bothersome Calls to Prosecutor War Crimes and Crimes Against Humanity? [FOB FREEDOM, September 28, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . While it may be the quietest election in history for one NOVA suburb of Washington, where, usually, political signs pop up at election time with the certainty of Cherry Blossoms on the Potomac, at least in the courts, the acknowledged loudest voice against the overwhelmingly popular member of the atheist club in congress representative for Virginia’s 8th Congressional District, is making so much noise that one former Lost on Jeopardy contestant is going full-throttle Archie D. Bunker, and telling one “Meet Head” to stifle it, and the apparent dumb Polack ain’t really Black. “Imagine prejudice against Italians, in this day and age,” remarked the former consorter with Bayonne Sopranos, and Brooklyn wise guys and goodfellas, known to the old days Alexandria Bar Association as Consigiliere Junior. “Well, Howard, as you know, despite high profile defendants, and bet-the-company partners in our frivolous litigations, vexatious as they may be, these matters certainly are not garnering any press attention, and as we know, after some Thought He Was Harvard Material supporter of my old Pal, and I do mean old, Not Afraid to Burn in Hell Don Beyer, Jr., at the impeachment town hall had thought that quid pro quo means bribe, assured that two thirds of Americans would agree, some may not know, like the one third of Alexandria who got infected by a Harvard Acceptance Rate Coronavirus, the exact definitions of some of these esoteric legal terms of art, and wind up in the press like Deputy Chairman for the Arlington Democrats, Mike Hemminger, embarrassing every person of color with his ignorant assertion that de facto desegregation is illegal. Apparently, the Arlington NAACP President missed the interview of Harvard professor, Dr. Henry Louis Gates with Judy Woodruff on PBS, where he had quoted my childhood spiritual mentor, Dr. Benjamin Elijah Mays, and had suggested that unlike back in the days of segregation, the most segregated hour in America remains at 11:00 a.m. on Sunday morning, but not by law, as much as by choice, and freedom of association. Now, that was before some colored kids who attended high schools where they could get into a college, decided to hang on to that Old Time Religion, but move on up to the West Side to get a piece of the pie at White Church. And this term, prosecutorial discretion, apparently the graduate of Peekaboo VCU doesn’t even understand, central to our planned application for writ of mandamus at the federal courts, and may require some amplification so that we are all on the same sheet of music, as they say,” explained Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Lawful or Unlawaful Orders: That Is the Question [FOB FREEDOM, September 30, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . Perhaps you have to be “really Black” to not be able to determine that a less than five percent chance, just a little less than all of the folks who apply who can’t get into 93% contagious—up there with chickenpox and measles—and who are the “like begats like” parent of one of the 40% of students in Arlington Public Schools who can’t get into VCU, is not a mathematical certainty for success, but Virginia is sixth ranked for losing in reading and mathematical aptitude, which appears to be a “Jimmy, Crack Corn and I Don’t Care” nonconcern of any parent, educator, politician or even candidate forum. But determined to engage in elevated discourse, one graduate of the leading Fulbright Scholar producer in the Commonwealth of Virginia is doing what he enjoys best, when obviously not watching porn: develop legal arguments for court, probably like most people in the community of the most government scientists and the seventh most educated municipality in the entire nation. “Well, Howard, as you know, our refused to declare himself nonessential chaplain we had in OCS had told us that and officer’s eyes are for safety, always do the hard right thing over the easy wrong, and to refuse to obey an unlawful order—I believe even Tim Kaine took some colored students out of class to explain this concept at T.C. Williams back in 2018. So, I thought I’d add a little personal touch,” remarked Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Rangers Leading the Way in Northern Virginia, But Perhaps You Have to Be Qualified to Be a Soldier to Follow [FOB FREEDOM, October 5, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . At least according to statistics, an empirical measure, only 23% of age-eligible Americans is qualified to even begin training as an infantryman, while, at any given time, only about one percent are even inclined to do so, hopefully, motivated by that sense of duty, which found over 38,000 persons, age 18 to 25 to volunteer to partake in a challenge study, exposing themselves to intranasal inoculation of live, wild virus, in a hope to produce an effective vaccine “one day sooner”, but, despite an early and much-publicized effort, that report would not be published in the scientific literature until March 31, 2022, over a year and a half after the first COVID-19 countermeasure products had already been distributed, developed with no official knowledge of infectious dose, correlates of protection or immunogenicity, and, at least according to the Emergency Use Authorization Declaration, published on March 27, 2020, to address a significant threat, not to the elderly, known from almost the beginning days of the outbreak in China to represent the highest fatality risk, but for citizens residing abroad, and uniformed members of the active duty military, less than 96 of whom had been fatalities to a novel coronavirus by December 8, 2022, although over 73% of uniformed military personnel, on active duty, in the reserve component force, and the national guard, had been administered these products before Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin had issued the order on August 9, 2021, to “get the shot”, an order that at least 41% of Department of Defense (DoD) civilians decided to refuse, while over 94% of uniformed forces are “vaccinated” by status. And, since December 7, 2022, DoD has evaded even litigation efforts to compel the response to a FOIA request to determine the number of fatalities since the COVID-19 countermeasures had been made available to uniformed service members. Yet, in a very different era, by virtue of the authority vested in him, as President of the United States, and as Commander in Chief of the armed forces of the United States,” the 34th President, and former Supreme Commander of the Allied Expeditionary Force in Europe, who had led the Normandy Invasion, Operation Overlord, in June 1945, prescribed the Code of Conduct for Members of the Armed Forces of the United States. It was the thought of that former military commander that every member of the armed forces were “expected to measure up to the standards embodied in this Code of Conduct while he is in combat or in captivity.” However, it was the thought, at that time, of Secretary of Defense Charles E. Wilson, as recorded in a memorandum from the Defense Advisory Committee, that “America no longer can afford to think in terms of a limited number of our fighting men becoming prisoners of war and in the hands of an enemy in some distant land”, because the encroaching scourge of “[m]odern warfare has brought the challenge to the doorstep of every citizen”, and, therefore had proposed that its tenets “be a Code for all Americans if the problem of survival should ever come to our own main streets”, emphasizing that “[t]he conscience and heart of all America are needed in the support of this Code, and ‘the best of training that can be provided in our homes, by our schools and churches and by the Armed Forces will be required for all who undertake ‘to live by this Code.’” Yet, in a current age, like in most times of public health crises, associated with fear, confusion and despair, public school boards, neglecting, or abdicating, that “most important function of state and local government” that had been designated, in one landmark decision to be “a right which must be made available to all on equal terms”, “ where the state ha[d] undertaken to provide it”, have made a priority the mission of values instruction, at least, according to the Constitution, a role relegated to the religious sects, behind what had been erected as a “wall of separation”, the gravamen of an upcoming lawsuit in federal court. And, by most indications in the quietest election in the history of Arlington, Virginia, this is “not a serious option” for a community with the most government scientists, where even the national learning losses that find the seventh most educated, by credentials, state in the nation, ranked sixth for declines in math and reading aptitude, and in public schools where the second best public school district, despite exceeding the per pupil expenditures in all of the suburbs of the nation’s capital, including affluent Zip codes in McLean and Chevy Chase, with graduates in the Class of 2022 who found 40% attempting to gain admission to a 93% acceptance rate state university defying the gravity of hitting the floor after falling from a chair, and failing at that, with no provisions for that hereafter. But one retired Army Ranger is clicking that icon: “Soldier on”, mindful that “surrender is not a Ranger word”, and of the infantry motto: Follow me. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

In the Name of the Father! Porn Tab Guy Defender of Faith? [FOB FREEDOM, September 27, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . In the decade prior to the pandemic, churches had suffered a sharp decline, losing as much as 12% of those who had any religious faith affiliation, marking for the first time, the “nones” eclipsing even the Roman Catholic Church, America’s largest religious faith denomination. And, during two years of pandemic closures and restrictions, in addition to the closing forever of the doors of some 20% of the former 318,000 Christian churches in America, the church had suffered a decline of six percent, as much as half the loss it had suffered during the prior decade, while The Satanic Temple, emerged as a growing religious order, announcing a milestone of exceeding 700,000 registered members, larger than the Unitarians worldwide. However, one open evangelical enrolled in a graduate certificate course at the John Leland Theological Seminary, and a school-trained tactical military intelligence analyst had discovered what appeared to be an “intelligence dump”, as if someone was preparing to go to war, by December 2019, when a public health crisis had emerged in China, a warning that went unheeded, before the pandemic lockdowns closed the doors of the church. And, now, perhaps, by Providence, of all people, the Number Two Porn Tab Guy in the world, according to Nigeria Today and Rolling Stone, again has a plan to bring a revival in the church. “Well, Howard, many people keep asking me, a recipient of a letter from the Congregation for the Causes of Saints, at the Vatican, why didn’t any churches seize upon this opportunity before me? Many have asked me why no attorneys had attempted this before, and why haven’t any of the religious liberty organizations yet seized upon this option, but I really could not tell you, except for the fact that it hasn’t really been a big seller, in terms of generating political donations or donations to cover legal costs. It may come down to those basic business principles. It is just not profitable, and, as you see, to have come this far it has taken over two years and three litigations. But Meta Platforms, Inc. would not have retained a high-profile client, bet-the-company litigation partner to defend in this case unless there was something at stake. And, having worked for large firms in commercial complex tort litigation, I know for a fact that if there is money to be had, at the expense of the defendant, no attorney in his right mind would walk away from this type of case. Costs of litigation guaranteed is an incentive, and recovering the complete award of compensatory and punitive damages for the client? That’s a win/win. But, I know in Arlington, where only 32% profess any religious faith at all it will not be a big seller,” stated Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Rockets Red Glare and Bombs Bursting in Air as Early Voting Begins for the Former Fighting 49th House District and the War-Hardened Arlington Democrats [FOB FREEDOM, September 22, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . According to the Alexandria Connection in 2016, one pesky, fringe independent, a retired army officer, was “[t]he loudest voice of opposition so far”, who was “not afraid to fight dirty” and had “attacked [Don] Beyer on everything from climate change to Beyer’s handling of minority groups within his district.” It was their early estimation that his “campaign has started as grassroots as they come in the 21st century, with a Facebook page, and then local farmer’s markets and churches when that started gaining a following”, and today even ARL Now, definitely not a big fan, has noted that he “has floated around the periphery of the Northern Virginia political scene for nearly the past decade,” and, even though many politicians, from Micah Edmond to Julius “J.D.” Spain, have claimed to have gone out campaigning door-to-door, at least the voters in Virginia’s Third House District know that Major Mike Webb has since January been knocking on every door, and talking about an issue that, at least at the last virtual online candidate forum, Arlington Democrat Delegate Alphonso Lopez had said was “the most important.” However, according to the President, “the proof is in the pudding”, and even the former member of the Senate Judiciary Committee knows as well as Congressman Beyer, that sometimes it may take a physical and forceful removal to get the Progressive Voter’s guide acknowledged Red Rose participant to get the guns blazing litigation hobbyist away from your door, and he’s definitely got “convictions”. Although, earlier than permitted by law, Audrey Clement, who had met Webb’s godfather, the former Congressional House Majority Whip, while attending Temple University, just across the Broad Street in Philadelphia from the Bright Hope Baptist Church, where he had succeeded his father as pastor, the signs of early elections were blooming, catching the diplomatic notice of the Arlington Gazette Leader, at dawn this morning outside the Arlington County Administration Building, early voters could only spot the political signs for three candidates: Democrat State Senator Barbara Favola, Arlington Democrat Candidate for County Board Susan Cunningham and—Blue Virginia’s “the porn tab guy”, about whom they claim that the words “commando”, “scorched earth” and “onslaught” come to the minds of war-hardened Arlington Democrats and analysts every time Webb just tries to get on the ballot, as in evidence, “on full display”, as the not quite legal expert on de facto segregation, Mike Hemminger, Deputy Chairman for the Arlington Democrats and President of the Arlington NAACP, might say, in a court battle, unopposed, at the Washington Circuit Court of Appeals, under the civil remedy provision of the federal racketeering statute and the aggrieved person standing requirements of the Voting Rights Act of 1965, while the AFL CIO endorsed Lopez campaign has elected a dubious right to remain silent. And Arlington’s man on the street, no stranger to goodfellas and sopranos, weighs in on Arlington’s standup guy. “Well, Howard, as you know, Fonzie, who has emphasized that these times demand experience, a them I had echoed in one of our earlier videos, and we have a long acquaintance, which I had thought had been quite amicable, but he has appeared to be a little rattled lately, probably the pressure of fighting for I believe he counted over 150 pieces of legislation in the last session, as unbelievable as that may appear. He’s not getting any press, his signs are not even out yet, he’s not getting out in the neighborhoods to talk with his constituents, who have relayed some very serious concerns to me. Maybe all that time trying to mount a campaign in Danville has the lifetime environmentalist a little tuckered out. My good friends, and fellow Jesuit high school alumni, Don Beyer and Tim Kaine have expressed their confidence in him with endorsements, but this voting rights issue and the racketeering allegations sounds like Bobby Menendez problems—and I knew Bobby back when he was just a local politician in Jersey, ya know? Back in the old Operation Bid Rig days, in which I can neither confirm nor deny I had any involvement at all in the federal investigation,” stated Webb, the most junior commissioned officer to have ever served as the operations officer for all U.S. Army strategic counterintelligence in the continental United States, racking up a rogues gallery of arrests and prosecution experience against spies, terrorists and other lawbreakers. Like the unopposed Alexandria Commonwealth Attorney in a case brought in mandamus to compel a grand jury investigation into the Washington Post’s “What Are the Odds?” infections of an evangelical Christian family, their pastor and his wife, even regarding a recent invitation to participate in a candid discussion about the classless coronavirus that closed the doors to in-person instruction in public schools, Lopez has tacitly suggested that he does “not wish to discuss this matter”, electing, again, a right to remain silent. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Arlington NAACP Go Jackson Five Never Can Say Goodbye to Pandemic Virus FOB FREEDOM, September 18, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . At the kickoff for the 40 Days for Life outside the DC Planned Parenthood, one progressive disruptor had actually thought from appearance that one internationally notorious, passionate and pesky independent was a fellow progressive, waving him over to give him a hug, perhaps having not gotten the memo that he “ain’t really Black” and is not “yo brotha”. However, looking beyond what looks to be another knockdown, drag out rumble with a progressive “nonpartisan” civil rights organization candidate forum, the guns-blazing Major Mike Webb is focusing in court on doing the math, hammering away with a secondary attack rate, validated by two bookend studies on the novel coronavirus that do not describe a highly contagious diseases even capable of a super spreader event at all. “Well, Howard, you know that Zig Ziglar acronym: F.E.A.R.? False evidence appearing real? A lot of folks are looking at big numbers of infections, high numbers of fatalities, but failing to ask, and just assuming based upon what they don’t know about math and science, how we got here. And, you know, sadly, with our die hard science fans, we don’t tend to find real die hards, as we recall from Galileo Galilei, a man who knew the science when the Jesuits dragged his old butt down to the Inquisition, and asked him kindly and politely to recant. That predictive capability we discover through intellect, developing a clear picture of the threat, and just like ain’t nobody died for you but Jesus, ain’t nobody ever died at all for science. Do the math,” laughed Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

NAACP Accuses Graduate of Elite Private College for Wanting Public School Kids to Be More Competitive? [FOB FREEDOM, September 21, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . Talk about demonizing your opponents. Apparently, the new racism is trying to improve the quality of public school education for children of color, or at least those are the takeaways from Arlington NAACP candidate forum and former Democrat Candidate for Lieutenant Governor Sean Perryman. However, at least one “racist” isn’t at this hour defending against racketeering allegations at the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals, and trying to develop a legal argument as to why racketeering offenses against a federal whistleblower would not satisfy the threshold for an aggrieved voter under the Voting Rights Act of 1965, a topic not even discussed, like the national learning loss that finds Virginia ranked sixth in the nation for declines in reading and math aptitude, leaving questions about Delegate Alfonso’s promise to keep on fighting for those left behind, and for education for the least affluent in a community that is home to the most government scientists. “Well, Howard, I while Fonzie is talking a good game about improving education for children of color, since 2012, he is short on any substantive results from his alleged leadership, and he doesn’t even want to discuss the losses resulting from the public school closures he supported. Apparently, a validate less than five percent secondary attack rate is an enormous threat when you graduate from Vassar, a former women’s college, than when you graduate from Washington & Lee. I’m not judging, and just stating a fact. Here is moi, and there is him, face twitchified like a can of worms, in my best Purlie Victorious voice,” smiled Major Mike Webb, and not afraid to fight dirty, promoting a release of a new video not about Juneteenth, but his racketeering case on appeal at the Circuit Court of Appeals in DC, about which perhaps Perryman and other NAACP attorneys can provide comment. Perryman suffered an open hand slap as emcee, red with embarrassment, stunned to the point of speechlessness at the forum, when the “racist” Webb, not even an attorney, had mentioned how, “without the NAACP”, he had single-handedly taken a case all the way to the Fourth Circuit when the Alexandria Circuit Court had repealed a provision of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 that the U.S. Supreme Court had recognized during the integration of lunch counters. And the hits kept coming when he had mentioned that the Arlington NAACP had stood down when no voices of color had been subjected to a de jure discrimination, refused an opportunity to select a name for Washington-Lee High School that did not offend their people, who, apparently were not even aware of the controversy until after the decision had been made by a school board with only one Black member and one Latino member, despite students of color being the plurality in the Arlington Public Schools—a case the “racist” Webb took all the way to the State Supreme Court. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Guns Blazing Major Mike Webb Charging to the Sound of the Guns, Always Returning, Like MacArthur, to the Point [FOB FREEDOM, September 15, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . From an entering class of 24 Black students, he was one of only five Black students to survive a heavy attrition in a matriculating class at the least diverse elite private college in America, a college to which not even one of 36 of the graduates of the most diverse public high school in a public school district that spends more per pupil than any suburban public school district in the National Capital Region, had been admitted in the Class of 2022, and yet even in an election year in which the priority was the safe reopening of schools, that former biological warfare planner, one of only three persons who had been offered an unsolicited job offer from DIA to support what now appears to have been defense-related research on recombinant coronaviruses at UNC Chapel Hill, had been considered not a serious option when pitted against a former public high school science teacher and graduate of a far less competitive state college into which he had been accepted as a “White student” from out of state. And now the product of the New York finance houses, like Lehman and Bankers Trust is going full throttle Prudential Life Insurance salesman, offering a piece of the rock, because coffee is only for closers. With a high profile litigation load that matches the portfolio of a major international law firm, one former Legal Specialist in the elite 75th Ranger Regiment is now preparing to launch a Normandy invasion against two suburban public high school districts in federal courts, and has already demanded the Virginia Governor to declare a state of emergency equal to the one that had closed public schools to in-person instruction for two years, depriving students of at least two years of what some parents only perceive as an extra-curricular sports contract in the amateur league. “A I D A. Attention. Do I have your attention. Interest. I know that you’re interested. Decision. Have you made your decision for Christ? Action. Always be closing. Always be closing. Get them to sign on the line that is dotted. That want to give you their money and the only question is are you man enough to take it. Been there. Done it. Got the tee shirt, but the fact is that probably 99% of kids graduating from Arlington Public Schools will only live that scene vicariously in a movie. My Momma used to say that sticks and stones will break your bones, but names will never hurt you. Bathrooms? My Daddy slept on a railroad station bench, and commuted from near New York to a suburb of Philadelphia just to get a college education, where they wouldn’t let him sleep in a dorm. He endured the silent treatment through the beginning of his career, integrating the New Jersey National Guard as a Black Chaplain. I beg your pardon, Sweetness, but nobody but Jimmy Carter ever promised you a damned rose garden,” stated the guns blazing Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Progressive Judge Thanks Internationally Notorious Porn Tab Guy for the Education? FOB FREEDOM, September 15, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . According to Arlington Public School (APS) Board Member David Priddy, a proud Wakefield Warrior in the “Vertical Transporation Industry”, what he enjoys most is having those “difficult conversations”, and, if 86% of the Class of 2022 in APS had failed to gain acceptance to Howard University, and the Wakefield Warriors went 0 for 36 against the Washington & Lee Generals, while apparently a total of 86 APS, despite community core values that had changed the name of a local high school, dividing a community, with the noble exception of the Arlington NAACP, which did not learn of the entire situation until months after it had occurred, like slaves in Galveston hearing the news about the Emancipation Proclamation in June 1865, now a nationally recognized holiday, still wanted to attend a school with an offensive name, or perhaps like some law school students in 2014, thought the Lee was some other Lee, like Sarah Lee, he probably has his fill of difficult conversations. And, one day when he makes it big in the elevator game, “Whose the Priddy Baby” may even air condition his whole residence, says one not a serious option fringe independent. But during one surprising moment during the Motions Day Hearing on Wednesday at the Alexandria Circuit Court, some are still quite struck in amazement, nearly speechless, after a jurist had announced before the court his appreciation to Major Mike Webb “for the education.” “Well, Howard, like the time that Fonzie Lopez had told me at the Glebe Road Post Office that he admired and appreciated my commitment to civil rights, I have to say it was a great surprise and shock to actually hear a judge say I gave him an education. Perhaps not everything I say is inscrutable, as they say. However, it certainly did not alter the result, because our case still got dismissed, and we still got banned from presenting pleadings at the court, and our Charles Severance Coronavirus remains at large, ready to kill, again, until we can get some math tutors to explain what five percent means to our Einsteins in Alexandria looking for Sasquatch, aliens and other paranormal phenomena. Although if you have a problem with percentages, there is probably a lot that is a phenomenon for you,” laughed Major Mike Webb. And, in his free time, when not out knocking on doors in a campaign for the state legislature, submitting FOIAs to various agencies, commencing “vexatious and frivolous” lawsuits against “an amalgamated assortment of various defendants”, probably like most folks, he is on social media producing educational videos. And, after a novel coronavirus apparently bigger than God had closed churches that had declared themselves nonessential during a pandemic that has been attributed to more fatalities than the Holocaust in half the time, the “ever-interesting Mike Webb”, described by the President as “passionate” has turned his thoughts to the proximal origin of civil rights, particularly the question of the source of law for these alleged civil and human rights, in the absence of a Creator who had endowed them, at least according to one primary source document for the government of the people, by the people and for the people that shall not perish from the earth, maybe even before global climate change, melting polar caps and greenhouse gases cause the extinction of mankind, not to mention pandemic viruses of unknown origin. “Remember Father Guido Sarducci’s five-minute college? Well, let’s just say that most of this ain’t exactly rocket science—wait? I had no problem trying to get into Harvard, or being an Airborne Ranger. Okay. Like those attorney commercials, results may differ on a case by case basis, depending upon the strength of your case. Did you say derogated Preamble rights? Have I got two attorneys for you,” laughed Webb. Senator Ted Cruz, who had been featured in a Rolling Stone story with the Number Two porn tab guy in the entire world, sandwiched between two former members of British Parliament had told attendees at CPAC a few years ago, before a pandemic, that research scientists had decided to replace lab rats with attorneys, because apparently there are some things that not even lab rats will do, but officials at DIA and UNC Chapel Hill could neither confirm nor deny that there was any truth to that claim. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

He’s Not a Preacher, Just a Preacher Man’s Son, and, Apparently, He Has to Do the Preaching Until the Preacher Man Comes FOB FREEDOM, September 15, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . When big liberal Bill Maher had had America’s favorite Black astrophysicist, ranked Number One of who knows how many, even he, after finding the marketing whiz for various “vanity” items, and star of his own “science” show at the Warner Theater, during a pandemic, had to ask: “And you’re an astrophysicist?” to which Neil de Grasse Tyson could only give a look like somebody turned off his teleprompter, but if you ask the chief fundraiser for the Hayden Planetarium in Manhattan about God, don’t worry because he already has a response, with the hackneyed, sophomoric line most every pseudo intellectual utilizes: how could a loving and all powerful God permit such suffering? Maybe like the safe and effective vaccines sometimes God has breakthrough infections. God absolutism? Really? Or so says one recipient of a letter from the Congregation for the Causes of Saints at the Vatican. “We are going for the deep dive in the sequel video, discussing a little Voltaire and digging into this idea of distinctions between those inalienable rights and merely statutory rights that are the product of some statute that can be repealed, like the Alexandria Circuit Court did back in 2018 to the Civil Rights Act of 1964 provision that had been recognized by the Supreme Court in 1966, in Georgia v. Rachel, a case involving some persons engaged in civil disobedience, during the integration of lunch counters in Atlanta. I had posted it on Alfonso Lopez’s Facebook page back in 2018 for his opinion as an attorney, and he elected a right to remain silent. No wonder he credited me for a commitment to civil rights. And now apparently Linda Brown is lucky she was born Black in America in the 1950s or she would still be in that old, segregated schoolhouse, because some judge today might call her Daddy frivolous, which would be a nonessential status, per se. He might fit in well then with some other members of the clergy with that credential,” laughed Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Webb to Northam: “Did You Know That Liberty University Is Actually More Competitive than VMI, and Both Are More Competitive Than Peekaboo VCU?” [FOB FREEDOM, September 8, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world's newest banana republic. . . In March of 2019, before feeling distant from God, one lively Alexandria pastor, currently in apparently much-needed mental health therapy, and a defendant in a case brought under the FACE Act, had not quite followed the example of one new pastor, dedicating five consecutive Sundays to examining four chapters, 48 verses and a big fish, but rather decided to let his participants in an hour of power know that he had not only moved into a new tax bracket, where he can now enjoy Montblanc pens, and an appointment with the fairway, but, back in the days when he was a Pentecostal, was not a stranger to the streets of Chicago, giving a little Motown rhythm on a sermon titled: I’m Coming Out. Who knew by the end of that year he’d be burnt out and on hiatus, and now running faster than Jonah from the jurisdiction of the federal court? And, while folks at Alfred Street Baptist may not know, but certainly folks at First Baptist of Alexandria know, especially after a sufficient exposure to provide an infectious dose: whenever you want to run away from the Lord, the Devil will always have a boat ready to take you wherever in Hell you want to go. And taking a cue from The Satanic Temple, which had announced exceeding 700,000 registered members during a pandemic, while Christianity sharply declined by half of what it had lost in the prior decade. And, here with the story is NOVA’s local itinerate preacher who hasn’t yet taken up the sandals look. “Well, Howard, as you know, I’m still paying on that broken stained glass window, and I wholly understand old Lucifer’s feelings about having to follow rules. Where he got the idea that his majority could defeat omnipotence I can only say the math didn’t go quite the way it went in his head, kind of like our 40% who thought they could thought they were VCU. Peekaboo; ICU. Any who. And, I had hoped that perhaps they might find the salvation of education at a school like Liberty University, the college our scientists thought was a riot I had attended. We even had one Washington-Liberty alumnus at the renaming meeting saying Lynchburg Baptists didn’t have a monopoly on liberty, but that is also the same fella who thought his football coach was giving him a compliment when he would say, ‘What? Do you think?’ But as it turns out they would have a better chance at getting into Doctor Ralph Northam’s alma mater that helped him get into a medical school with, shall we say, some great masks for parties—and the last option for hitting Grenada for Virginia pre-meds, by the way? Imagine a 64% chance of becoming a Keydet? Just above the threshold of a highly contagious disease. No wonder they still don’t have lights in their football stadium, and obviously the kids of our government scientists ain’t gonna be able to help them see the light. Any who. I’m offering The Satanic Temple deal on exemptions, but for education. If you want a good education you can accept Christ into your life, or go on with your bad self, with all the abortions you can handle. And, if you thought you had a good chance of catching the most transmissible variant yet, clocking in at 42.1%, I’m confident our readers of The Atlantic could tell you that your chances of becoming a Champion for Christ are better, at about the chances of winning a coin toss. Do the MAFF. Dog. As the Brothas say,” remarked Major Mike Webb. Next week, bounding from his not newsworthy appearance at the Uptown Klan Candidate Forum, Webb moves on to go head to head again with Delegate Alfonso Lopez at the “NCAA” online virtual candidate forum, lagging behind even Black Church on their return to in-person worship, and yet these champions of climate change apparently can’t do the MAFF to get into Howard, finding an 86% failure rate, if you can “pronouns” that. The national headquarters for the NAACP had declared a moratorium on public charter schools, and Webb had felt the wrath of the NOVA Urban League back in 2017 during his race for the Arlington Public School Board, as the audience pounded him with questions for 15 minutes, the longest Q&A during the entire evening, getting more time than even the Democrat nominees for Governor, Lieutenant Governor and Attorney General. However, it is still uncertain why the reporter at the Alexandria Connection had titled the article, “God Shed His Grace on Thee. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

[FOB FREEDOM, September 11, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world's newest banana republic. . . Since 2016, when the most junior commissioned officer to have ever served as the Operations Officer for all U.S. Army strategic counterintelligence had coincidentally been offered a position, in a Top Secret billet, for a disavowed, “expired” mission, as a “procurement Analyst” with DIA, possibly to support a classified special access program connected to defense research on recombinant coronaviruses, being conducted at UNC Chapel Hill, and not offered, according to court records, in any way, shape or form a bribe to persuade a congressional candidate to drop out of a race, Major Mike Webb, a pesky independent and litigation hobbyist, has been producing a video for the observance of 9/11, and, it is that time of year again, when at least residents in the DC area can recall events connected to the Heather “Lucky” Penny, “[m]ost widely recognized for her service on September 11,” who, according to her merchandising website “was part of the pioneering first wave of women who entered fighters directly from pilot training”. This year Lucky was joined by her fellow aviator “Sass”, or Lieutenant General Mark Sasseville, appearing in an interview with Norah O’Donnell, broadcasted on CBS News, and, at least this year Lucky let Sass, who, at some point suddenly decides to refer to as General Sasseville, do all of the talking, generally electing a right to remain silent, literally. Amazingly, the interview revealed that, Sass is much like Captain Brett “Choppper” Crozier, the compassionate aviator and graduate of Annapolis who decided to ditch the idea of becoming an admiral, for unknown reasons, and who could only give a ballpark estimate of how many crew members he had aboard a nuclear aircraft carrier, while transmitting sensitive troop information via nonsecure means, and transmitting a memorandum, addressed to no addressees, as required by regulation, to stress the importance of acting immediately and decisively to save the lives of young and fit sailors, apparently having missed the references in the “peer-reviewed” science report he had read before attempting to circumvent his chain of command for what he described as a situation that was “not ideal” and would “require[] a political solution”. “Well, Howard, personally, I was surprised to learn that a fully topped-off F16 could fly for more than an hour and a half to two hours. That makes that scene in Fail Safe so much more compelling when the, eh, aviators are ordered to go to afterburners to track down our bombers on their way to Moscow. Maybe we can get Tesla to get us some electric jet fighters, or maybe use solar power. Of course, if we assume an F16, which normally has an effective range of about 2,300 nautical miles, with that 250 gallons in the tank, we may assume that Sass and Lucky traveled that distance while patrolling on the Potomac at an altitude of about 2,000 feet, I believe she said, and covered in what Sass had to guestimate was between an hour and a half and two hours, it seems far more likely they jumped in two F16s, with a plan to complete a suicide mission against an unknown commercial aircraft, and no real plan on how to identify a friendly or hostile aircraft, looking out for those UFOs, of course, and then attempting to hit the tail and the cockpit, presumably with enough speed to cause some damage. And, we must assume, if he was talking to the White House and all, he was in charge, but decided to take off with an $18 million aircraft without any armaments, while whoever was left decided to actually try to get ready to conduct a military mission, doing things like equipping the aircraft, getting folks who know how to scramble, and off course fueling up. And, I certainly feel safe with Sass protecting the DC area, because even though he still thinks he was doing the right thing 22 years ago, he believes his aviators are more capable now,” stated Major Mike Webb, who can neither confirm nor deny exactly how many line of duty investigations he had performed in his military career on aircraft, or even UFO collisions. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Halloween Comes Early to NOVA, Home of the 18-Foot Statue of Satan, in Celebration of Arts “an Science”? [FOB FREEDOM, September 7, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world's newest banana republic. . . The President had noted when marking the first anniversary of a pandemic declaration that we had been “hit with a virus” that had gone “unchecked”, and, “seeing the invisible”, “feeling the intangible” and “expecting the impossible” notwithstanding, back from a little hiatus, even one lively pastor, who had felt distant from God, and believed he had to “take care of me”, expressed his belief that it did not glorify God for someone to catch COVID-19 on church property, not to mention potential legal liability, and, even before the nation’s only physician serving as a state governor began cancelling large, nonessential social gatherings of 100 persons or more, Pastor Howard-John Wesley closed the doors to his megachurch in Old Town Alexandria and, along with other Black Protestant denomination congregations, were amongst the last to return to in-person worship, while as many as 86% of their member, equivalent to the percentage of Arlington Public School students who fail to get accepted to 35% infectious Howard University, about as communicable as some strains of the flu. And one nuclear, biological and chemical (NBC) threats instructor from the USAR, and former biological warfare planner from U.S. Army strategic counterintelligence, has come out with a Sesame Street Simple explanation on the science of “masks”, or, technically nonmedical grade facial coverings, for which now even the retired Dr. Anthony Fauci has returned to encourage use. “Remember how 38,000 young people between the ages of 18 and 25 had volunteered to be exposed to live, wild virus, bravely sacrificing themselves for the sake of science, albeit more aware that COVID-19 posed the greatest threat to the elderly? Obviously, unlike one 93% selective college graduate mayor in Alexandria—no names. Justin Wilson. That, Sports Fans, is what those of us familiar with science, not just following it, describe as a challenge study. Did Jerome Anesthesiologist Adams refer you to a challenge study when he pointed to an article about a study that had been conducted on NPIs? No. He referred to metadata analysis of observational studies, which may suggest coincidental correlation, but do not establish causation. And what were those studies observing? The volunteers, albeit, uninformed, who volunteered to be test pilots for these one-ply cotton substitutes for respiratory protection. Would you go scuba diving if I gave you a piece of cotton? How about journey to Mars? Don’t answer so fast, because you did it for three years in a pandemic, and now the results have been published, Einstein,” laughed Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

New Variants of a Virus the Government Appears to Have Helped to Develop May Be the Root Cause for New Mandates for Masking and Vaccination [FOB FREEDOM, August 29, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . Although it took Meta Platforms, Inc. over a month to disable the accounts of RFK, Jr. and the Misinformation Dozen, after the White House had tasked social media platforms to take action on “problematic accounts” on July 15, 2021, the Facebook account of one former Operations Officer for all U.S. Army strategic counterintelligence was disabled with in days for “security reasons.” According to official military records, he had assisted in the standing up of the Army Computer Emergency Response Team (ACERT), and he had coordinated and executed vulnerable assessments and Red Team operations, or roleplaying as an adversary force attempting to infiltrate a protected target. And, as court records and military records have established, he is not only a federal whistleblower, but was also one of only three people offered a position at DIA as a “procurement Analyst” before the pandemic, and, to date, DIA can neither confirm nor deny that the position had been connected to research at UNC Chapel Hill on recombinant coronaviruses. And so the question at this hour is whether or not DoD has been evading a response to a FOIA request submitted first in July 2022 because of some connection to a virus attributed to more fatalities than the Holocaust in half the time, including over 1.1 million American lives. “Well, Howard, you know I follow the science, and the data speak for themselves,” stated Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Blacksploitation Fans Watch Out for the Ghost of Attorney Raymond A. Brown, or J.D.’s Revenge? [FOB FREEDOM, September 3, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . The “signs” of election season are beginning to blossom along medians in one suburb of the nation’s capital, and on this off-year election ballot, among many familiar names is the internationally notorious childhood protege of a legendary civil rights and criminal defense attorney recognized even by the President as “passionate”, whose campaign had started on a Facebook page, and began spilling over into farmers markets into what some reported as a movement, but skirting under the radar of the press in probably the quietest election in Arlington history, despite making waves in state and federal courts. And now, in “time travel mode”, the Back to the Future champion for addressing the learning loss has a throwback video blast from the past, producing an “independent” production: My Party Right or Wrong 2. Congressman Don Beyer, Jr. has publicly commended one not a serious option fringe independent for his work on the case of Bijan Ghaisar, a young accountant who had been slain on the George Washington Parkway by the National Park Service Police. Even his political adversary in a legislative race in Arlington’s most diverse legislative district, Alfonso Lopez, has commended the litigation hobbyist for his commitment to civil rights, but if you ask the Virginia progressive blog, the words “commando”, “scorched earth” and “onslaught” come to the minds of war-hardened Arlington Democrats and analysts whenever he even attempts to get on a ballot, and, at least according to progressive voters in chic coffeehouses in Seattle, he’s not only a participant in Red Rose Rescues, but has also been against the government response to the COVID-19 pandemic. But with a recent controversial trial in the nation’s capital, he may not be merchandising his mugshot, but certainly reminding voters about his connections to the Civil Rights Movement, having even shared a spiritual mentor in former Morehouse College President, Dr. Benjamin Elijah Mays, with the slain civil rights leader, Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr., a close friend of his father. But for now, in a race in which not even his opponent is capturing headlines, or identified as being in a competitive race, worth even an informal straw poll, perhaps the referendum election on addressing the sharp declines in reading and math scores won’t be revealed until after the votes are counted in November on Election Day. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Webb to Biden: “Subdural Hematoma, Doctor? [Cue Music] That Sounds Very Serious.” [FOB FREEDOM, August 30, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . Even in the 1970s, television show producers had a pretty good idea on how to stir emotions amongst the general public, and who can recall each week to a hospital drama show where to the shock and awe of a deeply concerned family, the attending physician had confirmed their fears that, “Yes, subdural hematoma is very serious.” And now with reports of just 24 cases worldwide of the BA.2.86 strain, or “Pirola”, separate and apart from the dominant strain, EG.5, or “Eris”, with around 30 new mutations identified in three states, i.e., Michigan, Virginia, and Ohio, some are calling for masking mandates, vaccines and maybe a return to lockdowns, but one former biological warfare planner not far from Dulles Airport, where the newest variant had been detected is noting similarities to the original outbreak in China, and the general ignorance regarding viruses and infectious disease that has failed to evolve with evolutionary pressure. “How many people are keeping count of how many Pirola cases we have right now that have made headline news? How many people can tell you the exact number of cases associated with the wet market, how many cases had been reported by December 31, 2019, or how many cases had been in Virginia with Doctor Ralph Northam closed down an entire state of over eight million people. If you don’t know how many cases, you can’t tell whether it is a disproportional response. And now, suddenly, with MSPB refusing to accept a certified mail package with a complaint, another complaint lost en route to DoD, like my letter by FedEx to the Vatican, and the White House having blown twice a deadline to respond to a civil complaint about a simple FOIA request they received in 2021, long before tasking the Intelligence Community, we are seeing a lot of panic stirring, screaming fire in a crowded opera house some folks can make a Torn Curtain escape. Ask Adrian Kronauer, you aren’t going to be successful in Southeast Asia if intelligence is looking for a Vietnamese dude named ‘Charlie’. And, you’d be surprised how many kids who couldn’t get into Harvard—Hell, VCU, in Arlington missed that on the pandemic test,” remarked Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Webb Tells a Story About a Not a Serious Option High School [FOB FREEDOM, September 4, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . Primal screams, breathing exercises, running through lines and even meditation are familiar exercises at least for high school and college thespians “getting into character”, and, prepping for the first candidate forum of the campaign season, one fringe independent is warming up: “Me. Me. Me me. Me me. Me.” “Well, Howard, I am taking a mental journey through history, again. And, come to think of it, I may have some advice for some kid who may want to go to Washington & Lee and can’t get in. The folks in admissions probably saw my application, noted that my Daddy, a poor, struggling ghetto preacher in the inner city, had not submitted a FAFSA. And they probably thought they could increase the diversity statistics by letting me in as a joke. The next day, Bill Hartog probably ran over to John Wilson’s house first thing in the morning to call an emergency meeting. He probably said, “Mister President, we have an emergency. The check actually cleared,” laughed Major Mike Webb, reiterating a theme from Buzz Feed that suggested that you could buy your way into a college, just as easily as at least Delegate Patrick Hope was had claimed Don Beyer, Jr. had tried to buy an election, and, as an attorney, Hope should know. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Educators Who Closed Schools for Less Than 45 Statewide Infections Want to Erase the Past Pandemic Major Errors [FOB FREEDOM, September 4, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . Empirically, worldwide, less than 18,000, from over seven million COVID-19 fatalities worldwide, are age 20 and under, according to UNICEF, and, at least for those in the community of the most government scientists who had failed to read the report from a robust investigation in China, examining 19 times more cases than had yet been reported in the entire U.S. by mid-March 2020, when even the most educated community in the Commonwealth had pre-empted the nation’s only physician serving as a state governor during the pandemic and closed schools, there was no way we could have possibly anticipated this, and they had only been erring on the side of abundant caution. And one former biological warfare planner and schoolhouse trained tactical intelligence officer weighs in with the battle damage assessment in a recent video. “Well, Howard, note that we are not taking into account how much education may not have been performing well before we closed public schools, and only takes a snapshot at the post public school closure period. Technically, from this perspective, pandemic may have had absolutely no effect at all on the college acceptances, but we do know that there have been some declines in reading and math scores placing Virginia in the Top Six, which, again, may mean absolutely nothing because what do these dang tests really mean, right? Most significantly, what we are seeing, despite the arguments about need for more funding, and Zip Code disparities, we find in Arlington Public Schools really only a distribution of underperformance. This ain’t exactly Westfield, New Jersey. This is that beach front home that Bud Fox may have purchased in Wildwood, New Jersey with the most money he thought he had ever seen in his life. And, I look at it this way, ya know. At Washington & Lee, my alma mater, smart kids learn they are stupid, and rich kids learn they are poor, and, of record, Arlington smart kids and rich kids ain't even getting in our doors. I follow the science, and the facts speak for themselves. And I say that, in my best Jerome Adams voice, as a Black man, who grew up in the inner city, with neighborhoods that make Anacostia look like Beverly Hills, and yeah, I went to Black church. So, if Webb can do it, yes, you can. Okay, you can’t, but I know how sensitive you are about your damned feelings,” laughed Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Webb to Beyer: “I Said It Before, and I’ll Say It, Again: Not My Voters.” [FOB FREEDOM, August 27, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . The voters in Arlington are so solid blue that a bookie wouldn’t lay odds on a Republican picking up a seat in the community with the most government scientists, ranked 14th for holders of graduate degrees, and the most educated, by credentials, municipality in the entire Commonwealth, which is ranked seventh for education, in the nation, by credential. But, now ranked sixth for learning loss, with record low declines in math and reading scores across the nation, one graduate of the most competitive private college in Virginia is trying to get to Sesame Street, raising an issue that no parent or educator is raising, subordinating it in priority below choices in restrooms and participation in extracurricular athletics. “Well, Howard, I believe now I’m going with the corn hole example. It’s a simple game that is very popular now, and most understand the basic rules. You miss the board, you get no points. You put the bean bag on the board and you get a point. But, if you sink it in the hole, you get three points. Miss the board. Okay, you are one of the unlucky of 478 kids applied to 90% selective VCU and who didn’t get in. Conversely, hit the board would be like getting accepted to a school for which one proud Arlington parent has a window sticker that says: VCU Mom. Sink it in the hole, we are talking the one in 96 APS students who got into Harvard, and the two of 86 who got into my alma mater, where if you just want to go to medical school as a premed, you have more than a chance of getting into medical school than anyone getting into VCU, about 93%. We boast over 97% for law school. Okay, this is some advanced math, but if we had 478 kids not trying to get into Harvard, but VCU, at least somebody is familiar with betting the odds,” laughed Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Webb to Beyer: “I Fear I May Be Getting Way Too Cerebral for This Audience of Government Scientists.” [FOB FREEDOM, August 25, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . With yet another deadline, apparently, blown by the White House in a civil federal complaint brought under the FOIA, at least one former army top spy is considering all options, permitting a wide range of maneuver. With the last suspect dismissal on appeal to the U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit, it will be intriguing to see if the Federal District Court will risk trying to save the White House yet again from a default judgment. And meanwhile, far away from events in Fulton County, Georgia, DIA has yet to amplify on an interim response to a FOIA request that appears to connect a “procurement Analyst” position to research on recombinant coronaviruses at UNC Chapel Hill, raising some questions, if not a collection operation, as to why the word “analyst” had been capitalized, especially when offered to a schoolhouse trained military intelligence analyst, who happened to be a former biological warfare planner, if the program, apparently a classified special access program, was not defense-related, as required under Executive Order 12,333, for DIA to have any jurisdiction at all. “We are now revisiting the bribery arguments that have been rejected multiple times in federal courts. I had even sent an affidavit over to the Alexandria prosecutor, Bryan Porter, to have him look into some state law claims, because, under the Virginia Code, for purposes of bribery, the controlling law specifically identifies a political candidate as a potential target for a bribe. And, maybe in just prosecutorial discretion, just like he decided not to investigate when the Alexandria Sheriff refused to serve process on the former Virginia Governor, not even after he had failed to serve himself and the prosecutor in the mandamus action, Bryan just decided, again, just coincidentally, not to prosecute or investigate his fellow Democrats. And, apparently there has not been any outrage expressed regarding what appears to be an illegitimate motive, which has traditionally pierced the veil of prosecutorial discretion and sovereign immunity,” stated Major Mike Webb, a federal whistleblower recognized by federal courts and a litigation hobbyist known even to the U.S. Attorney General, Merrick Garland, for his penchant for intervening on hot-button issues across the country. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Pesky, Not a Serious Option Fringe Independent Makes Video on Ethical and Legal Conduct for a Political Candidate [FOB FREEDOM, August 25, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . At least according to the Senate Ethics Committee, as well as several state and federal courts, if you are a congressional candidate who is offered a job to withdraw from the race, it is like totally legal, and in no way a bribe nor illegal gratuity; and so one former Jimmy Kimmel headliner is spreading the “gospel”, as it were, and perhaps the chance to get a job offer that thousands would accept will encourage other young, idealistic persons, passionate about politics, to toss their hats in the ring, just as Victoria Virasingh, Charles Hernick, Thomas Oh, Jeff Jordan and Karla Lipsman had done, jumping into a national politics race as just a novice, coming from practically nowhere, and with the payoff of at least getting a wonderful consolation prize for participating in the democratic process. “Hey, I went to some ministers, like at Bethlehem Baptist Church in Gum Springs. You know the Black Baptist church down the street from the Alexandria Women’s Health Clinic, with the big sign outside, bigger than the cross, encouraging folks to get vaccinated with COVID-19 countermeasures that had been developed with no knowledge of infectious dose, immunogenicity or correlates of protection—prerequisite knowledge for developing an effective vaccine without requiring a large sample size, phase three clinical trial—and at least according to Bethlehem Baptist, apparently even Jesus would have accepted a shall we say more competitive compensation to maybe take his ministry someplace else. Would it be pushing to far to ask for a BMW Ain’t Out Yet before leaving town? Perhaps our folks at Alfred Street Baptist can deliver the word on what glorifies God. I ain’t no damned preacher,” remarked Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Appearing for One Night Only, Major Mike Webb Command Performance at Alexandria Public Schools [FOB FREEDOM, August 24, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . Who’s thinking sold-out audiences? He’s not an educator, definitely not an “educator approved” candidate, and not a parent, at all, is promoting addressing the learning loss in public schools, even though he had attended only private and parochial schools. And, perhaps, in November, the community of the most government scientists, and the most educated, by credentials in the entire state, will voice their opinion on a referendum as to whether affirming your child’s personal pronouns and choices of restrooms is the love they need, or affirming their opportunities for academic excellence and success. He’s just another run-of-the-mill, pesky, fringe independent who managed not only to get in, but also successfully graduate from a small private college that 86 Arlington Public Schools students had tried to get in, but only two succeeded—and not even one of 36 attempts from the diverse class of great athletes at Wakefield were successful, as if that mattered, because he ain’t really Black. For almost a decade, he has floated around the periphery of Northern Virginia politics, and has found Arlington Democrats in sound agreement with Arlington GOP: “Keep Mike Webb away from our schools!” Who knew how much they loved that SUV over their kids? Major Mike Webb, immediately after graduation for Washington & Lee University, a private college in the Shenandoah, had the opportunity to make a miracle occur at a major New York City commercial bank, reducing a half billion dollar risk to the bank down to a $100k write-off in less than a year. As just a lieutenant, Webb, yet again, applied his skills as a turnaround expert, restoring property accountability to a logistics section that had failed four consecutive years of command inspections from INSCOM, resulting in a relief for cause for one senior captain. But like his motto says, “You can’t save the world, if you are never born,” and this is a democracy, where the people have spoken. “Hey! They ain’t my damned kids, and it’s not like we’re friends,” laughed Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Not a Serious Option, Fringe Independent Gaining “Function” in the Courts [FOB FREEDOM, August 18, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . . With the early voting period approaching in Arlington, some candidates are taking advantage of crowds at the annual Arlington County Fair, but one fringe independent is continuing a grassroots campaign going door to door, meeting voters where they are, at least when not continuing to battle in the courts, with actions in state and federal courts on the virus that has been attributed to the national learning loss in math and reading scores, finding Virginia in the top ten, but an issue that even has school board candidates exercising social distancing. On its third attempt, litigation in the federal court in Washington has an amended complaint and an interlocutory appeal to compel the White House to respond to a FOIA request it has refused to answer since March 2020, and some intelligence insiders say that it holds the answer to the elusive question regarding the origins of the novel coronavirus that, according to reports, has spawned rises in hospitalizations and is expected to continue to surge through the summer. But a recent tentative FOIA response from DIA has raised some more questions regarding what may have been defense-related research conducted at UNC Chapel Hill, which may be connected to a job offer to a controversial 2016 congressional candidate Virginia’s 8th Congressional District. According to the letter from DIA, they have been looking since April to determine whether they had a program connected to coronavirus research in 2015, when Ralph Baric and Shi Zhengli had published their report. One would think there would be some kind of access rosters and information control measures that would make this an easy question to answer, but after it took the White House over a year to determine that 15 boxes of classified information went missing, all bets are off, or at least in a community where a kid could get into Harvard. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.