On Petition to the Supreme Court

Happy Easter, Buddy!
As you know, the President has described me as "passionate", but I totally don't see it. But, I must concur with the Attorney General that I have become, in retirement, as we say, quite the litigation hobbyist, having filed what will become my eighth case docketed at the Supreme Court, and, had you asked me in law school if I would ever have filed even one, I would have undoubtedly said "no".  But, life is like a box of chocolates, I reckon. You never know what you're gonna get.
Any who. As you know, since January, I have been attempting to qualify for the November ballot, an occasion, at least according to Blue Virginia, which causes the words "commando", "scorched earth" and "onslaught" to come to the minds of analysts and war-hardened Arlington Democrats. I must make a note to ask my analyst what words come to his mind. Padunk. Dunk.
But, I expect soon to be filing another action, probably a racketeering action, just to attempt, as a grandson of a franchise martyr and godson of a former House Majority Whip just to qualify for the November ballot, having been apparently "tripped up" on paperwork again. Who would imagine it as harder to get on a ballot than having matters docketed at the Supreme Court, right?
But, looking at your old bio, I happened to notice you are an attorney, schooled at Tulane Law School, but apparently may not have any litigation experience, like myself, having been the childhood protege of a legendary civil rights attorney. I ever tell ya about my first attorney work product? Helped Ray represent Resorts Casinos, while still in grammar school, to bring gambling to Atlantic City. Still, I miss the ponies--not the ones at the Meadowlands with Father Vic, as much as the one that used to jump off Steeple Pier.
So, maybe you can use your legal expertise and maybe make a prediction about our success or failure at the Supreme Court on this bad boy. I'd love to hear your thoughts, which, especially from a man of your experience, must be quite profound.
Maybe JD can share his thoughts on this matter as a veteran, endorsed by Vote Vets, from what I have heard.
Oh, well, blessings to all in this most holy of seasons, and remember God loves you, while I offer my strenuous objections. LOL
Kimmel's attorneys--I mean comic writers could use my comical talent. I'm part Negro and Jewish, ya know?

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Major Mike Webb
God's Advocate in Pandemic
You can't save the world if you are NEVER born!