MajorMikeWebbForVA

Pesky Independent Persists in Poking in Past Problems with Pandemic [FOB Freedom, November 22, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . Most Americans have placed pandemic in the rearview mirror, and are ready to push on, and, especially in Arlington, Virginia, home of the most government scientists, credited with helping to deliver the safe and effective vaccines, most didn’t even want to discuss the learning loss that had resulted from the closure of the second best public schools in the entire Commonwealth, which had only began taking daily attendance after Obama got elected, and where some 86% of those who even wanted to attend an HBCU, like Howard University, the school where the attorney in A Soldier’s Story had received his law degree, had woefully failed, and it is not likely the next Harvard trained Barrack Obama is coming from Arlington Public Schools. And, since so many want to raze century-old statues, and teach about the Black history and meaning of slavery centuries ago, one history buff has decided to take a lesson from the folks at the Department of the Army that sent him an invitation to travel to Fort Riley to celebrate the Spanish Flu Pandemic, two years before the last pandemic. “Well, Howard, you know they say that the thing that leaders most like to talk about is football—Not. Leadership! And, I believe it was George Santayana who said, those who forget history, let the criminals get away scot-free, or something like that. Just ask Delegate Mark Levine how difficult it is to be a Nazi Hunter decades after the trail has run dry, although the culprits are a little older, may be senile, and will definitely not be that spring chicken breaking hundred-yard dash records. And, for one reason or another we had an Interim Superintendent with no pandemic experience, and an Arlington Public School Board Chairman who had no experience with pandemics, and they didn’t even give me a holler when my experience could have assisted them in coming up to speed on an emerging public health crisis. After the shooting in Las Vegas, I had contacted the School Board to lend my assistance in developing some protocols for gun safety to prevent another Sandy Hook or something, and they told me that they had their own experts. And I said, O well. Perhaps, again, they had their own pandemic experts, but let’s just say I doubt their expert was only one of three people offered an unsolicited job by DIA almost four years before your pandemic that closed your schools for two years,” laughed Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html

Throngs of High Profile Defendants Require More Time to Dismiss Fantastical, Inscrutable, Frivolous and Enigmatic Allegations of Homeless Vet, Afflicted with Debilitating Major Depressive Disorder [FOB Freedom, November 21, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . Listen to the doctors, most say, but at least one major depressive in Northern Virginia is so prolific in production of legal pleadings that he had placed such an onerous burden on a staff of 40 personnel in the office of the Alexandria prosecutor that former Jeopardy contestant Bryan Lala Porter felt compelled to demand a prefiling injunction, and, just imagine what would happen if he brought his major depression under control with medication and therapy. The floodgates of litigation might open, according to the science, apparently. And now the man of a thousand voices, who has intervened on so many hot-button issues across the country that the President has described him as passionate and the U.S. Attorney General has described him as a litigation hobbyist is out with a new video reprising the voice of the curious by nature Andy Rooney. How does he ever get time to enjoy two porn tabs at a time? “Well, Howard, life for me ain’t been no crystal stare. There’s been tacks in it—wait! Wrong sheet of blue paper with a prefilled dot. Come back after I finish therapy and take my medication,” laughed Major Mike Webb maniacally. Somehow, without the assistance of the psychology community that has now become the call for the second best schools in the Commonwealth of Virginia to rescue kids who fail to get accepted to Harvard, and are faced with an opioid crisis that has parents demanding action and personal NARCAN kits, Webb has rattled off, machine gun style, several state and federal civil complaints, with a total of nine cases docketed for certiorari in just two years, and there appears to be no sign of the tide ebbing as he commences a new round of litigation against the Arlington Public Schools. One lively pastor had felt burnt out just before the pandemic, and had felt distant from God, and, although a much younger man, actually had to train for a half marathon, before breaking his leg. Yet, Webb, over 50, overweight and smoking two packs of cowboy killer Marlboros had managed to beat 75% of the military in the 32nd running of the Army Ten Miler, and even one Sunday, after reading about a half marathon at church, went out to Greenbelt, Maryland to run the entire half marathon, and with a backpack, because no facilities were provided for storing gear. “I’m just like any other recipient of a letter from the Congregation for the Causes of Saints. Nothing special. Would I be homeless and unemployed if I was that special? Do the math. Dog,” laughed Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html

Curious by Nature, Internationally Notorious Porn Tab Guy Continues to Ask Questions about Pandemic Closure of Public Schools [FOB Freedom, November 21, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . At least over 80% of Arlington Democrats are confident that they got the correct answer on the multiple-choice test during the state legislature elections, and, equipped with a blue sheet of paper, with prefilled dots, even providing assistance to the most educated voters in the entire state of Virginia who may have graduated from the second best public schools in the entire state and still experienced as much problems getting into Harvard as distinguishing their “Rs” from their “Ds”, how could anything go wrong? And one former army top spy, internationally curious by nature, with a well-established history of performing research on viruses, continues to ask questions, like: How did the first case of COVID-19 in Arlington top his views on ARL Now? “Well, Howard, I have to admit I am a bit envious of my coronaviruses beating me in ARL Now. I really should have put a patent on pandemics three decades ago when I was just barnstorming about possibilities for viruses that could fool people into believing they were like highly contagious. And, now, every day I kick myself for not thinking about the infinite possibilities for profit. There’s a mutant variant born everyday, ya know,” laughed Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html

Make America Mediocre Again (MAMA) Candidate Plays Adult on Closed Schools [FOB Freedom, November 21, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . He wasn’t elected, but he kept his promise to keep the pressure on about the learning loss resulting from closed public schools, which, results on Election Day in Arlington’s Third District, empirically established in record that parents actually wanted. A pandemic found Black Lives Matter causing riots, burning and looting, century-old statues being raised, fences being erected around the U.S. Supreme Court about abortion, and, if you ask voters in Arlington, where Arlington Democrats hold all of the strings of power, the Missing Middle housing, the effects of global climate change on people of color, eight deaths at the county jail and everything besides the learning loss that has left Virginia ranked sixth in the nation for the second best public schools in the entire state that were a far cry from a golden ticket to the Ivy Leagues before the pandemic. And, one fringe independent is seriously considering defunding and depopulating these failing institutions. “Well, Howard, I believe the people have spoken regarding whether we actually care about these secular-Sunday-school-babysitting services, and I am pretty certain that not even the landmark desegregation decision said anything about places where kids are picking cotton way before cotton harvesting season being the most important function for state and local government. Even the National Report Card endorses the fact that outcomes in private and parochial schools kick the buttocks off public schools, which clearly don’t even pretend to be college preparatory institutions, and even exceed public charter schools at closing the achievement gap. We have elected officials who may say the kids are the most important, but we don’t see anything substantive even from Alfonso Lopez, who even admitted that 52% of his constituents couldn’t even make ends meet. If they can’t read or write upon graduation from senior year, I doubt they are going to improve that situation in the next generations, and 65% of our incarcerated can’t read. Do the math, if you can. Teachers say, ‘Show me the money,’ and I say “Show me the work,’” remarked Major Mike Webb. Last week, Webb was at the prosecutor’s office turning in an affidavit to hold school officials accountable, and expects the matter to go to court to compel the Commonwealth Attorney for the County of Arlington to convene a grand jury investigation on school officials who had closed public schools arbitrarily and capriciously, in a clear abuse of discretion. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html

Webb Continues to Intimate “Race” for Public School Board, Promoting School Choice [FOB Freedom, November 20, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . They will attend protest marches, cause fences to be erected around the Supreme Court and support candidates for what they describe as a women’s choice, but if you happen to survive a pregnancy for these moms against guns, you will rarely, if ever, see them even mentioning the poor outcomes experienced by students in Virginia’s second best performing public schools. And, at least one possible candidate for Arlington Public School Board is not only running counter to the Arlington Democrats who dominate, but is even suing the school board and superintendent, and he doesn’t have chick nor child in those damned public schools. “Well, Howard, when I happened to notice that news about Fairfax County Public Schools, where we find news headlines just a little below the coverage over in Loudoun, about them selecting a former superintendent from a beleaguered public school district in New Jersey to be their chief academics officer, I would have thought it was somebody like Joe Clark. You know, ‘Lean on Me’? Well, apparently not. And then who does Arlington Public School Board select to reopen public schools safely? Our man with no plan, the quarter million dollar man, Fran Duran, for whom education has been a game changer. He may have received a doctorate in leadership from Columbia, but when he told me he had no clue about Provincetown, or summering at the Vineyard, I knew right then he was a man of no class,” laughed Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html

Arlington Democrats Reject New Hashtag: Arlington Cares, Taking Give a Damn to a Whole New Level in this Atheist Community [FOB FREEDOM, November 18, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . If there is a mass gun incident, Arlington Democrats and parents are galvanized to oppose guns. If schools are being bombarded with artillery in the Ukraine, Arlington Democrats and parents have flags waving and will tell you about how they are standing with the Ukraine. Find some child who may be affected by global climate change, and Arlington Democrats and parents demand action, but for two years of closed public schools, there was a contentious school board meeting with a few parents voicing some objections, but even they moved on to other apparently far more important things than the free public schools where they sent their kids, who most likely, in Virginia’s second best public schools, ever matriculate at a college—and forget Harvard. And so, it comes down to some loser to actually bring the first case in the nation regarding the closure of public schools. “Well, Howard, you know how we all get busy. We even have some parents who want an audio alarm to remind them if they left their kid in the parked car. At least the kid dies happy with his or her personal pronouns respected. I hear that’s the first question Peter asks in Heaven. I am not quite sure whether Hell is yet quite that progressive,” laughed Major Mike Webb. Central to an affidavit filed today with the Commonwealth Attorney for the County of Arlington is that even in the home of the most government scientists not even one parent or teacher had bothered to read a 40-page report from the WHO regarding the threat they had clearly stated had not been altered by the pandemic declaration, and which had assessed COVID-19 as less of a threat to children than the flu. Far more importantly, 1,800 teams of at least five epidemiologists, examining 19 times more cases than had yet been reported in the entire United States by March 15, 2020, when Virginia Governor Ralph Northam, M.D., had decided to ignore the guidance of the WHO to adopt a proportional approach, based upon local conditions, to minimize socioeconomic harms, but the former army surgeon had even had a State Health Commissioner who had declared a communicable disease of public health threat a whole month before any report of the virus in any affected area in the entire state. “I was thinking about contacting the Governor to see if we can’t just be proactive and issue a declaration of communicable disease for the viruses we know may one day become a pandemic, and if we run out of viruses, we can just make something up. Folks apparently had a grand old time in pandemic, wearing ‘masks’ at least scientists—obviously none of our government scientists here in Arlington—know would be unlikely to be effective respiratory protection. Let’s send that ‘educator approved’ ‘fire fighter’ to the Gaza Strip with one-ply cotton body armor. It’s wholly conceivable it might work,” laughed Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html

Biden-Harris Re-Election Committee Resort to the Tease [FOB FREEDOM, November 12, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . They cry for critical race theory to be taught in public schools, and demonstrate respect for children by affirming their personal preferences in pronoun choices, while adamantly supporting the rights of children to choose their gender preference for participation in extracurricular sports and use of restroom facilities, but in the second best public schools in the Commonwealth of Virginia, some 86% of children just hoping to attend Howard University, an HBCU just across the Potomac, were given that dream deferred, even if a mind is a terrible thing to waste. They throng to school board meetings to receive NARCAN kit training, and protest against guns in public schools, but 52% fail to make the grade to attend JMU, one of the nation’s top party schools, while some 40% defy the gravity of hitting the floor after falling from a chair, failing to receive an invitation to matriculate in the “fall”, at highly infectious—up there with measles and chickenpox—VCU. And, if education had been a major issue in the most educated municipality in the Commonwealth during the most recent elections, it was not in evidence even at the candidate forums, where not even one candidate for school board had apparently to been invited to share the stage with other politicians aspiring for re-election in a community where bookies wouldn’t lay odds on a Republican picking up a seat. But one pesky, fringe independent and not a serious option independent is majoring in the majors and holding local government to its promise that “education is perhaps the most important function of state and local government”, and where such has been undertaken by the government, at least one landmark Supreme Court case had said, it must be provided to all on an equal basis. “Well, Howard, as you know, there’s one archangel that has been designated as the adversary of Satan, and the patron saint of lost causes and paratroopers, for whatever reason, and I believe, and please check my facts if I am in error, since my Father only knew his father, the birth name of one former co-pastor of that colored church in Atlanta, where the President preached an MLK Day sermon, was his namesake. And I believe there should be a big VA8 Democrat fundraiser coming up to remind us all again about that dream, ya know?” remarked Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html

Preacher’s Kid Playing Casino with Coronaviruses Loads Dice in FOIA Request to APS [FOB FREEDOM, November 15, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . Any wannabe high finance, Wall Street type in the 1980s, could quote Bud Fox quoting Sun Tsu about a battle being won before it is fought, just as easily as the Fort Huachuca trained Commander of the U.S. Army Reserve, could probably write a book about Intelligence Preparation of the Battlefield, from order of battle to the modified combined obstacle overlay (MCOO), and, while one former superintendent of one of the Garden State’s most beleaguered public school districts may not have had any plan for the safe reopening of public schools when he decided to look for another job as a superintendent, with higher compensation, at least one former army top spy and biological warfare planner, and litigation hobbyist must surely have known that no litigator ever asks a question unless he already knows the answer. And, is this black enough FOIA? “Well, Howard, as you may recall, Duran, the man with no plan, had attempted a bold initiative to attempt to vaccinate at least a thousand employees in just three days, especially after several complaints about him not making quota and keeping up with production requirements. And, while it is difficult today to locate the video on the APS website, I had captured some nice screenshots and had prepared an Intel Estimate to assist our government scientists with their plans for safe reopening, while I was running against a former high school science teacher who was already making plans for her coronation when I finally qualified for the ballot. Let’s just say, I did that one for Christ’s sake. And, talk about dike and divine retribution, right, because now that we are submitting this affidavit to our Soros-financed prosecutor, I happen to have some of the evidence on what the APS Board knew about the vaccines and this novel coronavirus when they continued to double down on stupidity and mandate 29,000 children to participate in a phase three clinical trial for this virus that presented no profile for person-to-person transmission. Let the Church say, ‘Paying it forward’. Back to the future?” laughed Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html

Webb to Superintendent Duran: “Was That Colombia or Columbia University?” [FOB FREEDOM, November 12, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . After an “easy victory” for war-hardened Arlington Democrats, or “Democratics”, according to the sample ballot that around 16,000 voters required, equipped with a pre-filled dot to distinguish between their “Rs” and their “Ds”, the words “commando”, “scorched earth” and “onslaught” may be again coming to mind their minds, and the minds of analysts, as the “guns blazing” Major Mike Webb prepares to qualify yet again for another ballot, and perhaps this time voting officials will not create incredible obstacles to prevent the submission of only 125 valid signatures of registered voters before February 2024, to qualify as an Independent for the Arlington Public School (APS) Board, capturing the pole position normally identifying Arlington Democrats endorsed candidates, whose names are not identified by party affiliation, and affording a slight competitive advantage that apparently would confuse voters in the most educated municipality in the great state of Virginia, home of the most government scientists and ranked 14th in the nation for holders of graduate degrees. “Well, Howard, as you know, we are getting out the gate early, again, and are planning to start off with a bang, suing the Arlington Public Schools, again, and a list of our defendants shall include everyone from Cintia Johnson and Monique O’Grady who closed these damned, and I do mean damned, public schools that are ranked second in the state, but only began taking daily attendance after the election of Barack Obama. We saw a total silence regarding the major issue in this election according to all of the polls, and an absence of school board candidates at the candidate forums, suggesting that somebody didn’t want to talk about something, just like all of a sudden the safe reopening of public schools became a non-issue immediately after the Arlington Democrats had endorsed former high school science teacher Mary Kadera during their party caucus, with our ‘fire fighters’, ‘educator endorsed’ expressing their ‘rank choice’ for an online voting process, scared as a schoolgirl wetting her pretty summer dress over a validated Harvard Acceptance Rate Coronavirus. Common sense says if your dumb ass kid can’t get into Harvard easily, you probably couldn’t catch this virus unless it was some legacy kid whose parents made a large donation to your dang pandemic,” laughed Major Mike Webb, a former biological warfare planner, soundly defeated during the coronation of the Arlington Democrat endorsed candidate in 2021. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html

Former New York Banker Goes Full-Throttle Comptroller Office on Audit of Variances Between Budgeted and Actualized in Democrat[ic] Victory [FOB FREEDOM, November 11, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . One of the most amusing moments for one independent candidate during the “easy” victory of Arlington Democrats was witnessing one voter arrive at the polls, inquiring if there were any Republican Sample Ballots, thanking God that at least she didn’t say “Republicanic”, to match the “Democratic Sample Ballot.” Such, perhaps, are the small pleasures when you have graduated from a private college that most of the children of the voters in your community are wholly inadequately prepared to compete for admission, and, to the degree that genetics applies, one should always follow the science, if nothing else was learned through three years of evolutionary pressure, right? “Well, Howard, the important thing to remember is that the people have spoken and we have validated their choices. Now, what was I going to say? I must have forgotten my notes somewhere. If anyone sees a large blue piece of paper, it may be what I had wanted to say, speaking independently. I just hope I don’t find myself in a pandemic, and have to ask the dude who did better than I in biology what the answers are for the test. Oh, and, remember to get vaccinated and boosted, when it’s your turn,” laughed Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Webb to Lopez: “Again, I Cannot Congratulate You and the Informed Voters of Arlington Enough.” [FOB FREEDOM, November 9, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . While not in the Bible, of course, but one popular fairytale tells the story about a salesman who had sold a country bumpkin boy a few magical beanstalk seed in exchange for the family’s cow eventually lived happily ever after, because he climbed the beanstalk, found a giant, and ran off with the goose who laid the golden eggs. However, most folks following the science, in the community with the most government scientists, one would reasonably assume do not believe that fairytales come true, with perhaps the noble exception of those singing on the virtual men’s choir at Alfred Street Baptist Church, fully vaccinated with the only COVID-19 countermeasure never approved by the FDA, and seeing the invisible, feeling the intangible, expecting the impossible and expecting a miracle. And, at least according to one popular, cosmopolitan magazine in the Virginia suburbs of the nation’s capital, with a median income that is amongst the highest in the nation, apparently there are those who have and those who don’t and who are pleased as a mockingbird at a hummingbird convention, at least according to the latest election results, especially with regards to education, where, if national norms hold, only about a third of the students in the second best public schools in the great state of Virginia appear to be taking the SAT, and apparently trying harder to get into some college, with applications up 26% from four years ago. “Well, Howard, what did the President say? Good luck in senior year. If you look at the top twenty colleges where students in the Arlington Public Schools had applied, places like NYU, the guaranteed destination for the dumbest person at my high school, let’s just say that of those who thought they were college bound and on their way to the big city may need to look into other options, increase those visits to the school psychologist to maybe three times per week, and, I may even donate a few NARCAN kits for the kids of parents who love their cars far more than their children,” remarked Major Mike Webb, the standard bearer for improving public education, and a big loser in this election against Delegate Alfonso Lopez, who, according to reports, had easily sailed to victory, albeit by voters who believe “firefighter” is two words, and require assistance transferring dots from one blue piece of paper to a white piece of paper to vote for their choice. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Greeting of the Day, Fonzie! I'm still working on an official congratulations, but some court fees got in the way in like the justice system in a courtroom where laws are interpreted and hope to get an advertisement in the local paper to bear witness that a mighty God has answered prayers, again. Be careful about that for which you pray, because like a bad joke, or COVID-19, ya just might get it. Any who. I just wanted to pass on this little Unclassified Intel Brief regarding all of the great HBCUs for which the colored kids in the second-best public schools in the great state of Virginia are unqualified to gain admission. Personally, I am distraught that the number one liberal arts college in the South is a school I got into as a joke, applying as a White student, and, after W&L mandated COVID-19 countermeasures, I believe I may have married below my station, although we have slipped in selectiveness since over 35 years ago when I began recruiting, for free for a private college where, if you get in, you graduate with no college loans, for those concerned about that. Of course, Daddy, a fine colored man who raised me, didn't accept charity and paid for my education in cash, but not all of us are so blessed. Gnome sayin', dogs? Again, much dap to you, Brotha and peace out. Was that proper vernacular? I wouldn't wanna be like disrespectin’ a brotha. Yo. What ever. -- Major Mike Webb ​God's Wartime Consigliere You can't save the world if you are NEVER born!

WHO and Vox Media Told #ArlingtonReads and Former APS Chairman Reid for Arlington, That Families Appeared to Be Driving the Outbreak in China, Before They Sent Kids Home with Parents [FOB FREEDOM, November 1, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . In a survey of voters, probably few could state that they knew there was a robust study on the outbreak in China completed by February 24, 2020 and available on the internet, and certainly no “educator-approved” candidates or incumbents on the school board for the second best public schools in the great state of Virginia had read the 40-page report completed by the WHO before they closed public schools to in-person instruction even before the only physician serving as a state governor during the pandemic declaration, who apparently also didn’t read the WHO report any more than his state health commissioner, who declared a communicable disease of public health threat without any reported cases in Virginia, ignoring the controlling statute, and forgetting for months to take the advice repeated three times in the public health emergency of international concern (PHEIC) declaration seven days before his declaration, and perhaps that is what unions are for—and why the Arlington NAACP is joining self-declared nonessential pastors on Sundays to pray outside closed courthouses in hopes the Arlington Democrats don’t repeat the success of the 40% of kids in Arlington Public Schools who defied the gravity of hitting the floor after falling from a chair, failing to catch an invitation to matriculate in the “fall” at a 93% infectious state college—up there with measles and chickenpox. And one graduate of an elite, private college far out of the reach of the offspring of government scientists weighs in on a new Locust Valley Lockjaw Meets Kid from Brooklyn Firing Line-themed video. “Well, Howard, as Doc Fauci says, ‘we’, plural of ‘I’ for those who know grammar, may never know the zoonotic source and origins of this pandemic that had emerged from the primordial soup of a hibernating horseshoe bat that is not the primary source of H1V1, located in the neighborhood of a military-grade virology lab, apparently far less important than one in the Rocky Mountains or in Arkana to amatuer sleuths singing ‘We Shall Overcome, SUM Day,” laughed Major Mike Webb. In this video, following up on a joke in his Top Gun-themed video, Webb has a discussion about asymptomatic spread in the outbreak in China, which did not appear to be a driver of the outbreak, like families, restricted for extended periods during the lockdowns in Wuhan, who happened to be farming families, the political opposition in the Detroit of China, and the difference between asymptomatic signs of infection and symptoms, because some people apparently don’t know that not even the WHO thought in China that droplets expelled from coughing or sneezing was causing anyone to be infected there, where they had 55,924 laboratory confirmed cases by February 20, 2020, which one would know if they had read the report, a report published while they were in the process of reopening schools so that they would not suffer a learning loss, like some teachers’ union filled public schools. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Shocking Video of What Was Known by Doctors, Scientists and Educators Before They Closed Schools and Mandate Vaccines [FOB FREEDOM, October 31, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . When one tactical intelligence trained, former operations officer for all U.S. Army strategic counterintelligence noticed that a virus appeared to have escaped draconian lockdowns and had presented an “imported case” to the state of Washington, avoiding Hawaii, where Honolulu is denser than the state of New Jersey and possesses a high percentage of persons of Chinese ancestry and heritage, and had also avoided the three most populace cities for persons of Chinese ancestry, i.e., New York, San Francisco and Los Angeles, when the first “imported cases” had arrived, but had also avoided the top 16 domestic and international destinations in highest number of “imported cases”, falling in South Korea, the closest adversary to the People’s Republic of China, totally avoiding North Korea, he got on the horn to his U.S. Senator, a ranking member on the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence, who was in the process of attempting to solicit 33,000 petition signatures, when he only required 10,000, in an unprecedented pandemic, but he found himself ignored, and now Agent 86 of 392 is raising probing questions as to how much educators knew about a novel coronavirus before they had closed public schools to in-person instruction, two days before the Virginia Governor, a licensed physician had on the first report of a fatality, with only a total of 45 cases within the entire state. “Well, Howard, you know we have a hashtag that says ‘Arlington Reads’, and in the community with the most government scientists, ranked 14th for holders of graduate degrees, the most educated municipality, by credentials, and boasting the second best public schools in the entire great state of Virginia, I should have gotten a clue when one of the top 20 ‘viewed’ stories in 2016 was about pornography. But hindsight is truly 20/20 in this instance. How did educators not know that viruses are the most abundant biological particles in the world, and that we had only a total of 219 harmful to mankind before this amazing novel coronavirus that sprang from the primordial soup of a hibernating horseshoe bat, mastered force projection to deploy two strike teams, equipped with different strains of the virus, converging on a target over a thousand miles away and locating a hibernating racoon dog to set off a pandemic, and that is not even considering the virology labs at the point of origin and final destination? How did educators not read the 40-page report prepared by the WHO in February 2020, which said in plain English that they didn’t find one case in which a child had infected an adult after examining 19 times more cases than we had had yet reported in the entire United States by mid-March 2020? How did they not understand that 1,800 teams of at least five epidemiologists had determined that there was just a less than five percent chance of catching this allegedly highly contagious disease, 12 times too low to be described as a highly contagious disease, capable of setting off a superspreader event? And how did they not read the plain word English conclusion: ‘it is not clear whether this correlates with an infectious virus?’ right there on page 35? This may explain why the second best public schools in Virginia had 96 kids who thought they were Harvard material, but the data speak for themselves. And you notice that nobody in this community is even talking about the learning loss,” remarked Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Why, Days After a 180-Degree Reversal on the Virus Origins, Was a Scientist with No Coronavirus Experience, Designated as Lead Researcher? [FOB FREEDOM, October 28, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . One member of the school board for the second-best public schools in the great state of Virginia, and a professional in the “vertical transportation industry”, will tell you that he enjoys participating in “those difficult conversations”, which could represent a vast array of topics for an alumnus of the most diverse and least performing public high school in the County of Arlington, and one of Virginia’s only 392 homeless veterans, while not exactly a David Priddy, is asking those hard questions, triggering an open and more informed discussion on the origins of a novel virus in the community with the most government scientists, who are credited with delivering the “safe and effective vaccines”. “Well, Howard, a lot of homeless are just selfish, only thinking about themselves, and, as a veteran of strategic counterintelligence, I like to believe I bring a different perspective to the conversation, not just provincial pride, as they say. If I wanted to beg for money, drive a fine luxury automobile and sport the newest fashions, I could have been a preacher—or an elected public official, for that matter. And, if we are to avert the pandemic next time, at least in the old-school army, we would conduct an after action review, return to that which had been planned, or budgeted, to use the cost accounting terminology, running through actions on the objective, or that which was actualized, and then beginning, informed by this preliminary context, a discussion regarding the variance, or the delta, providing some level of analysis and development of lessons learned. Many have said that this was a once-in-a-lifetime pandemic; so, it is not like we are going to have that institutional memory and experienced resource the next time some virus, the most abundant biological particles in the world, decides to become number 221 in virus threats to mankind, and set off a global pandemic, maybe another force projection strike task force, equipped with distinct armaments, converging on one location simultaneously, which, of course presently is our most likely scenario,” explained Major Mike Webb, a former biological warfare planner who was not employed at all during the last pandemic in helping to address what he had studied three decades ago. “Well, Howard, playing devil’s advocate, let’s imagine a transnational conspiracy just for giggles, and you need a contingency plan in case things go south. Why risk your established reputation when you can grab some FNG and let him risk his neck. We see this same scenario playing out in the narrative of David Garrow’s Bearing the Cross. Rosa Parks, whose husband was a member of a communist cell in Montgomery, had already set it off with her arrest. Feets tired, and the whole thing. You know the story. And now with the town in civil unrest, ready to boil over the souls to the polls Black clergy had a meeting, and they tossed the hot potato to the brand new minister come to town, a preacher’s kid from Atlanta who had a dream, and the rest is history,” explained Webb. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Non-Educator Promotes Critical Thinking on Proximal Origins and Introduces Basic Logic Taught at Least in Real College [FOB FREEDOM, October 29, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . Perhaps, this is what meritocracy looks like, and certainly, nobody is concerned about meritocracy being at stake, but at least the progressive and open-minded, war-hardened Arlington Democrats are being exposed to another level of homelessness, at least with regard to the only 392 homeless veterans in the great state of Virginia. Most often the words that come to mind, when thinking of this population is that they probably got messed up in the war, choose your most familiar, from Vietnam to the wars in the Persian Gulf and Afghanistan, PTSD and substance abuse, and probably someone, more likely than not, who didn’t quite have the scholastic aptitude to go to college to pursue at least a baccalaureate degree, but, empirically, less than 23% of age-eligible Americans are even qualified to begin uniformed military service even as an infantryman, which requires the lowest scores on the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery (ASVAB). And after you have maxed the ASVAB, as well as the Officer Selection Battery (OSB), and have graduated from the most competitive college in the great state of Virginia, at least to a reasonable person, you would not be jobless and/or homeless, especially coming from a traditional two-parent family, and, to the degree that the laws of Newtonian physics apply: for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction? “Well, Howard, you’d be surprised how many of our ‘educator approved’ ‘fire fighters’ miss that on the test. Jimmy Kimmel said that everyone watches porn, but how many of those are headliners on his show? I’m actually not sure, because I actually never heard of Kimmel before I got asked to appear on his show, and I can’t say I have ever watched anything more than my appearance, probably like all of the homeless do. And, how many people asked that question when reading Rolling Stone long after those 15 minutes of fame had tolled? But, cold chilling through a pandemic, as a former biological warfare planner, you don’t have much else to do, because you can only watch so much porn, right? I decided to take up litigation as a hobby, to engage in some cerebral activity and not have the boob tube turn my mind to mush, as my Mammy used to say, a fine colored woman, by the way. Did you know that Negroes watch more television than any other demographic, by the way? Top shows? Monday Night Football and Family Feud, which certainly finds a coincidental correlation to the decline in two-parent families since the days when even the Evans Family in Cabrini Green had a mother and a father. Hint. Hint. Any who,” remarked Major Mike Webb, rambling in stream of consciousness, like a lot of these crazy veterans. However, we were finally successful in getting him to focus and get back on track. “Must have forgotten to take my meds. It happens. Where was I? What was the question? Oh, yes. I decided to begin a conversation that has not occurred in three years of pandemic, going back to the RaTG13 coronavirus and walking it from Yunnan, the location of a virology laboratory nobody ever discusses, to Wuhan, the location of a virology laboratory everybody discusses, and we begin the first video installment discussing the logical fallacy of appeal to authority, which may or may not have been mentioned in the SPARS Pandemic script published by the folks at Johns Hopkins University in 2017, after I got offered a job—for less than six figures, by the way—apparently to support defense-related research on recombinant coronaviruses, some experience that I must have exaggerated on my resume, according to one troll who had been very interested in that job offer, which actually came about unsolicited. I thought they were just offering me a job to stop trying to run against Don Beyer for Congress, which would have been a bribe, which obviously it wasn’t or Don would be in the papers like Bobby Menendez, right?” remarked Webb, with flat effect, like a lot of crazy people, or people trying to look take on the character of Albert Camus’ ultimate existentialist, in The Stranger, and this couldn’t get any stranger. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

When Not Perusing the Internet for Erotica What Do the 392 Homeless Veterans in a Virginia for Lovers Do? Try to Make Videos Go Viral in a Pandemic? [FOB FREEDOM, October 28, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . At least according to his Mammy who raised him, a fine colored woman, one former army top spy, former biological warfare planner and federal whistleblower, would say that, of all his mother’s children, whoever she was, he had loved himself the best, and what is a video without a director’s cut? Call it vexatious, frivolous or even inscrutable, but one former member of the Future Physician’s Club is having quite a delightful time poking holes in what the most trusted voice and many notable evolutionary biologists, vaccinologists, microbiologists and epidemiologists had described as the most likely scenario for the proximal origins of a pandemic virus that had managed to claim the lives of more people than Adolph Hitler, in the Holocaust, and in half the time. And, we were able to pull him away from his litigation hobby and a state legislative race to tell us about this updated video. “Well, Howard, remember that we reside in a community with the most government scientists, and in 2016 one of their top 20 most viewed, and yes I said ‘viewed’ stories was about, of all things, pornography, a very visual, even if sensual, form of receiving information, probably not even rising to the level of elevated discourse, but what in Hell do you expect from folks who have their own unique spelling of ‘firefighter’? TikTok requires us to condense a video to less than ten minutes, and this is probably not the correct audience to be discussing transgenic mice, recombinant binding domains, angio-tensin-converting enzyme2, or the distinctions between MpCoV-GX and RaTG13. So, we had to condense the audio discussion, add some reporter-based context, and append it with some additional commentary. Overall, I have to say I am pleased, and viewers will appreciate some allusions, paying homage to some great Tom Cruise action films,” explained Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Some Say Pesky, Some Say Independent, But How About Maverick ICE Man? [FOB FREEDOM, October 28, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . In April 2020, Good Morning America and George Stephanopoulos had reported that “[a]s far back as late November, U.S. intelligence officials were warning that a contagion was sweeping through China’s Wuhan region, changing the patterns of life and business and posing a threat to the population, according to four sources briefed on the secret reporting. And, “[c]oncerns about what is now known to be the novel coronavirus pandemic were detailed in a November intelligence report by the military’s National Center for Medical Intelligence (NCMI), according to two officials familiar with the document’s contents.” This “report was the result of analysis of [covert] wire and computer intercepts, coupled with satellite images”, and had “raised alarms because an out-of-control disease would pose a serious threat to U.S. forces in Asia -- forces that depend on the NCMI’s work”, and, at least according to those news sources, “it paint[ed] a picture of an American government that could have ramped up mitigation and containment efforts far earlier to prepare for a crisis poised to come home.” And, apparently one former army top spy and former biological warfare planner has recovered an audiotape from one of those covertly intercepted telecommunications. As a warning to our news viewing audience, some of what you hear may be shocking, particularly the details revealed during this early glimpse of the outbreak, as early as November 2019, but, remember that even Doctor Rochelle Walensky has said, this virus isn’t stupid. Our investigative reporters were very fortunate, it appears, to locate a senior defense official and national security expert to provide their comments and reactions, who was available to speak anonymously on background, or so it seems, and we had only one important question: How did our ground intelligence assets miss this movement, over a thousand miles of zoonotic events from Yunnan to Wuhan? There had to be some earlier indications. Apparently, what the source had meant to convey was that he had suspected that maybe, and only a best guess, that the movement of the virus may have been conducted underground, keeping an open mind to all possibilities. There may have been some tunnel system developed by hibernating bats, or even by the virus acting independently. We may never know. In the past, the nation’s leading infectious disease control expert and the most trusted voice for separating fact from fiction, Doctor Anthony Fauci, has shared his thoughts on the proximal origins of the virus, and he has reiterated, “I like to keep an open mind”, and that “the most likely explanation is a natural evolution from an animal reservoir to a human.” Doctor Fauci relies “on people like that who have great experience in this”, and “[t]hat’s what they do every single day”, “[w]ho, again, are open minded in saying it’s wholly conceivable that you may have had a lab leak”; however, “[t]hey feel that the more likely explanation is from an animal host to a human.” Clearly, “[t]he data speak for themselves.” And, in this instance, the data indeed to speak for themselves. However, when we had asked our anonymous intelligence source whether he or she was surprised at all to find that this virus had appeared to have a pretty good command of the English language, which certainly may have been astonishing to some of our viewers and listeners, who may not have been quite aware that viruses could actually talk and communicate ideas, or develop detailed plans, especially for such a complicated operation, he explained: “There are many aspects of viruses with which most people are not familiar, and this boils down to a need to know. I would like to elaborate further, but that would be classified. You understand?” Please stay tuned for further developments on this breaking story. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Attention Amateur Sleuths, Wherever You Went? Tommie Lee Jones of Pandemic Is at It, Again. [FOB FREEDOM, October 25, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . At least according to the Arlington Patch, he’s a former biological warfare planner and federal whistleblower, but that’s the local newspaper publication that had claimed that some student in Arlington, the Einstein of Penn State, had been awarded the National Merit Scholarship while attending the Thomas Jefferson High School of Science & Technology in Fairfax County, unless they meant the Thomas Jefferson Elementary School, in Arlington. Or maybe the Einstein of Penn State had just hopped on the wrong bus to school. You never know in a town where “firefighter” is two words, and “educator approved”. But, while most of the folks tracking the story on the pandemic virus are looking for the next email to drop, or the next sighting of Dr. Anthony Fauci meeting with the CIA, one of the 392 homeless veterans in the great state of Virginia is again producing a video. WTF? “Well, Howard, I really liked the Fugitive series we had begun, and some may have gotten a little rusty during three years of staying away from the movie theaters, believing they had solved the crime before the actors on the screen. So, we just do a little step by step on how the old thought process goes when the good guys are closing in on the bad guys, step by step, and prepared for the exciting conclusion. Probably a big chase scene, full of explosions, crashes and special effects. Ya know?” quipped Major Mike Webb, former army top spy. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Former Biological Warfare Planner Produces Inscrutable Timeline of Scientific Observations Before a Pandemic Video, with Control Features Intelligence Missed [FOB FREEDOM, October 24, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . At least according to one former biological warfare planner, who had been offered an unsolicited job with DIA to apparently support defense-related research on recombinant coronaviruses at UNC Chapel Hill before the pandemic in a classified, special access program, intelligence should have caught this pandemic on Day One, if not shortly thereafter, and he suggests that there were obvious signs. “Well, Howard, maybe we need some emails saying this is not an infectious disease, or somebody with pictures and audio of Fauci at the CIA or something more. I am thinking ahead to the pandemic next time and want to see if our scientists can develop a virus with a large neon sign, broadcasting in five languages: this virus has been zoonotically evolved, just to see how many people we fool,” laughed Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

The Only Candidate with an Actual Rank Decides to Invite Arlington Voters to Play a Game [FOB FREEDOM, October 20, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . Despite being the most educated, by credentials, municipality in the seventh most educated state in the nation, the second-best public schools empirically demonstrated in the Class of 2022 that the apple may be falling far from the tree, because only one of 96 received an acceptance letter from Harvard University, which accepts less than five percent of the 60,000 students who apply. Perhaps, they just failed to gain acceptance because of legacy admissions, but that would assume that there are no legacy alumni in Arlington to get them in. But, at least at the last two candidate forums, which featured not even one candidate for school board, the organizers at the Arlington Civic Federation and the Arlington NAACP were gung-ho for rank choice voting, even if the only candidates who have any military rank in the races are long shots against the incumbents. But, yielding to the predominant feelings of the mass of voters, at least one independent candidate, apparently a former biological warfare planner, according to Arlington Patch, is willing to give rank choice voting one more try, permitting Arlington voters, if they are quite up to the challenge, especially with the pitfalls experienced during the off-year, low turnout primary in June, which took over a week, working through the weekend to finally obtain a result, to pretend that they are members of the Intelligence Community and use rank choice voting against clinically established facts about the ever-mysterious and invisible enemy that had closed public schools to in-person instruction, and calculate, based upon objective data, where they stand on the origins of a novel coronavirus, with either low or high confidence—a topic that even the press had to take time to explain when the Intelligence Community had reported their conclusions in this manner. “Well, Howard, recall we have voters in Arlington who only vote for one party, and will dictate their choice in November on whoever is in that one party, and so, when you offer them a range of choices, there may be some cognitive dissonance. Perhaps, that is how big thinkers think here in the oppidum of Arlington, which as our Latin Club members should know is the Latin word, gender neuter, for town, and pronounced Opey Dumb. Funny thing was when we were segregated into Latin I and Intro to Latin, based upon test scores, the folks in Intro to Latin, who learned nice Latin phrases, were taught by Father Oppido, which gave us Latin I students a little tickle because that would be the dative and ablative form of you know? Opey Dumb. Hey, Ain’t Be,” laughed Major Mike Webb. And, while preparing for the Arlington League of Women Voters candidate forum on the 22nd, who had at least claimed they were interested in students learning critical thinking skills back during Webb’s first run for Arlington Public School Board, Webb is using his time to respond to an after the buzzer motion to dismiss one of his many cases in federal court, and this one from attorneys retained by Meta Platforms, the owner of the largest social media platform in the world, Facebook, and at least his early assessment of the 30-page memorandum of law, focussing a lot of wasted time on an original complaint that is now moot, about an apparently “inscrutable”, 28-page amended complaint that a bet-the-company litigation partner for high profile clients at a top international law firm is that he had actually expected better for whatever Mark Zuckerberg is paying for that legal representation, especially with extra time to try to dismiss the complaint. And we’ll have more as that story develops. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Batty, Batty, Batty! It’s a New “Summer” Blockbuster for Folks Who Make No Connection Between a Laboratory in Yunnan, a Bat Coronavirus Circulating in That Vicinity and Every Bat Coronavirus That Has “Zoonotically Evolved” Since 2003 [FOB FREEDOM, October 15, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . It’s a Virginia for lovers, where gay men are encouraged to celebrate La Vie Boheme in a pandemic, and don’t forget those colored folks out marching and razing century old statues in a pandemic, because as the man who had eulogized his good friend, Jesse Helms had said, “After this dark period, we shall emerge a stronger nation”, and apparently happy days are here, again. “Well, Howard, for the record, I was opposed, but you can’t stop a train, and Justin Wilson works for Amtrak, you know? May explain those train wrecks, but what’s a few fatalities between friends? Any visitor to the great state of Virginia may take a little while getting used to the quaint, idyllic ways and our peculiar institutions, but at least they will respect your personal pronouns, like the unique expressions of language, from Hung Gary to Bono Vista, and the ‘fire fighters’ who love them. So, we decided to make a little video spoof preview of shall we say upcoming attractions, and it actually may boost Virginia tourism and applications to VCU. Arlington Public School graduates need not apply,” laughed Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Webb to Kimmel: “Why Do I Always Have Women Problems? Do the Math.” [FOB FREEDOM, October 12, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . You thought you had “woman problems”? Some say that men are from Mars and woman are from Venus, but on nonperson is having a difficult time these days talking to woman, even while “courting”, apparently. The former childhood protege of a legendary civil rights and criminal defense attorney says his problems with women may have begun when at a court date he had compelled on woman litigator to capitulate and file a voluntary nonsuit, at least coincidentally after he had attempted to subpoena Jim “The Intimidator” Moran to present testimony in the case, and over his objection, wanting to continue on in the litigation of the case against him, brought by a condominium association that had been determined to get blood from a turnip—talk about a glutton for punishment, but he actually volunteered as an infantryman for a war. And now, reviewing the claims that his complaints against the government response to the global public crisis had been “enigmatic allegations”, “mere criticisms”, and even “rambling and fantastical”, even on simple FOIA cases, the graduate of the most competitive college in the Commonwealth has discerned one consistently common denominator, with, perhaps, one outlier anomaly. “Well, Howard, like they say, women. It may have started in the Garden of Eden, ya know? After that condominium suit, and the Kaine’s attorney who attempted to sexually assault me in court, playing footsy with a preacher’s kid, for the love of God, and while representing the epitome of a Christian Democrat, that had been about the last of the women they sent against me in court, until Facebook nabbed a partner and high profile client rising star to come against me in more bet-the-company litigation. And, for some reason, not even Alfred Street Baptist Church sent a Negro attorney, not even a woman, to roll up against my skills in the court, albeit not on the court, since we White men can’t jump, ya know?” quipped the ever-interesting Major Mike Webb. And, after Delegate Alfonso “The Fat Man” Lopez had tried to claim he was two women who had introduced the first voting rights act in the South, now apparently Alexandria Prosecutor Bryan Porter is channeling Alfred Street Baptist Church pastor, Reverend Howard-John Wesley, to announce, “I’m coming out”, presenting what at least for Webb has been a “woman” legal argument: he can’t understand, the claim that even the first lesbian appointed to the federal bench, Judge Ana Reyes, had opined in a complaint, triggering the Voting Rights Act of 1965, denying the existence of a civil remedy provision under the federal racketeering statute, and, apparently, “not for lack of trying”, perhaps a subtle reference to an attempt to deny the unrepresented litigant a day in court. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Webb to Alfred Street: “Why Do White Folks Change the Words of Your Old Negro Spiritual to There Must Be Some Joy Some Wear, Rewriting Your Spirituals and History.” [FOB FREEDOM, October 10, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . War-hardened Arlington Democrat political yard signs spring up in square formations, like Robert Shaw’s character, Quint, in Jaws, had explained to Mister Hopper and Chief Brody they had tried to fight off shark attacks after the sinking of the U.S.S. Indianapolis, and “sometime she go away, and sometimes she don’t go away.” And, while he may not be making headlines in the press, one litigation hobbyist with “rambling and fantastical”, maybe even “frivolous” “enigmatic allegations and mere criticisms” is certainly raising eyebrows amongst the Bar Association and in the state and federal courts, preparing for another appearance on Wednesday in the Alexandria Circuit Court, to argue, of all things, whether in progressive Alexandria whether a guy who ain’t really Black is even a “poison”, in his best Joisey voice. But tomorrow it’s another big filing day in the nation’s capital, and Arlington’s nonperson on the street is here with the latest. “Well, Howard, this has been one helluva entertaining campaign, I have to say. No. Really. It’s in the script. Padunk. Dunk. But seriously, folks, we have had the chance to eliminate the mask mandates at the Veterans Administration hospitals, get three large Black Protestant churches to repeal their vaccine mandates—don’t know about that disappearance of the vaccine sign at Bethlehem Baptist Church in Gum Springs, and maybe he thought he was on my next list of defendants—and we got to apparently get Arlington Democrats to run away from the teachers’ union, with not even one Educator Approved badge on any political sign. No candidates discussing the major issue on voters’ minds does seem kind of strange, like when we tried to reopen public schools safely, and somehow it never came up at a candidate forum, not even from the former public high school teacher who loved colored folks so much she even tried to get them to read Native Son, which would not be my choice if I was a white person in a classroom with a bunch of Negroes who couldn’t get into Harvard, much less Howard, and could thank a teacher in D letter grade schools,” remarked Major Mike Webb. And, prepping up for yet another lawsuit to challenge four public school divisions on their violation of the Establishment Clause, Webb has another video, intimating he may favor school vouchers to empower some parents to send their kids to private and parochial schools where kids actually get into competitive colleges. But that is just a hunch, because the video may be “over my head.” Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Guns Blazing Webb Demonstrating Why War-Hardened Arlington Democrats Associate His Name with Commando, Scorched Earth and Onslaught [FOB FREEDOM, October 11, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . Many progressives will quote Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr., or even claim to have marched with him, but few can say he ate at their family home, shared a spiritual mentor with them, or had dined with his parents on their first trip to Atlanta. Major Mike Webb had dined with civil rights greats including Reverends Leon Sullivan and Samuel Dewitt Proctor, had been mentored under the legendary civil rights and criminal defense attorney Raymond A. Brown, and had had former Morehouse University President Doctor Benjamin Elijah Mays as a spiritual mentor. His godfather had served as the first Black Congressional House Majority Whip and was a former President of the United Negro College Fund, and, for some reason, he is the worst enemy of progressives in Northern Virginia, and, at least from reports in state and federal courts, the “passionate” “litigation hobbyist” is on the warpath, prompting even the Alexandria Commonwealth Attorney to even attempt to block his access to the courts, standing in the doors of the courthouse, with lips dripping words of interposition and nullification, rolling back civil rights. And where is the NAACP and social justice ministers? “Well, Howard, some people talk the talk and some people walk the walk. As the President says—and he once had me tossed out of his Senate office, just like Don Beyer, Jr. did—the proof is in the pudding, and I’m putting it this way. If you really appreciate the finer things in life, my resume speaks for itself, and if you are just shucking and jiving, faking it until you make it, at least according to science, matter is neither created nor destroyed, and you can’t get something for nothing. Just saying. Dog,” smiled Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.