Angels Unaware: Amen for Others

In the Name of the Father! Porn Tab Guy Defender of Faith?

[FOB FREEDOM, September 27, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

In the decade prior to the pandemic, churches had suffered a sharp decline, losing as much as 12% of those who had any religious faith affiliation, marking for the first time, the “nones” eclipsing even the Roman Catholic Church, America’s largest religious faith denomination. And, during two years of pandemic closures and restrictions, in addition to the closing forever of the doors of some 20% of the former 318,000 Christian churches in America, the church had suffered a decline of six percent, as much as half the loss it had suffered during the prior decade, while The Satanic Temple, emerged as a growing religious order, announcing a milestone of exceeding 700,000 registered members, larger than the Unitarians worldwide. However, one open evangelical enrolled in a graduate certificate course at the John Leland Theological Seminary, and a school-trained tactical military intelligence analyst had discovered what appeared to be an “intelligence dump”, as if someone was preparing to go to war, by December 2019, when a public health crisis had emerged in China, a warning that went unheeded, before the pandemic lockdowns closed the doors of the church. And, now, perhaps, by Providence, of all people, the Number Two Porn Tab Guy in the world, according to Nigeria Today and Rolling Stone, again has a plan to bring a revival in the church.

“Well, Howard, many people keep asking me, a recipient of a letter from the Congregation for the Causes of Saints, at the Vatican, why didn’t any churches seize upon this opportunity before me? Many have asked me why no attorneys had attempted this before, and why haven’t any of the religious liberty organizations yet seized upon this option, but I really could not tell you, except for the fact that it hasn’t really been a big seller, in terms of generating political donations or donations to cover legal costs. It may come down to those basic business principles. It is just not profitable, and, as you see, to have come this far it has taken over two years and three litigations. But Meta Platforms, Inc. would not have retained a high-profile client, bet-the-company litigation partner to defend in this case unless there was something at stake. And, having worked for large firms in commercial complex tort litigation, I know for a fact that if there is money to be had, at the expense of the defendant, no attorney in his right mind would walk away from this type of case. Costs of litigation guaranteed is an incentive, and recovering the complete award of compensatory and punitive damages for the client? That’s a win/win. But, I know in Arlington, where only 32% profess any religious faith at all it will not be a big seller,” stated Major Mike Webb.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.