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i purposely forgot that fela kuti cd at the house all so i could listen to this album one more time chin flab cannot be denied! freshly cut grass smells so good i have never heard a boomer call it grass if there's a boomer that smokes pot ag knows em yet another aluminum can in the middle of the street n yet another urge denied boobie in yo face, don't say i never gave you anything this really is the dream kinda joking, kinda serious women have been elevated to the point of no return women keep reminding me why i am a misogynist was that truck honking at me men are mad at women for various reasons, some that i understand others that i think they should get over i ain't gonna coddle anyone women dunno how to control themselves so they manipulate people you don't care about bad behavior (anyone) as if liberal women don't do a good enough job pointing themselves out i kinda sorta hate stand up comedy at least we left the house on time, it was quite strange political correctness ruins everything

my set tonight was decent i was more comfortable w/ myself on stage which is the goal when you don't expect it to hit, it really fucking hits i do this cos it's therapeutic why does it have to be any deeper humans don't wanna be too human technology feminizes. infantilizes. (i forgot radicalizes) they can't concentrate on anything but a screen it would be wise to be more conscious of our consent somber comedic reflections i guess the majority of people i know are on drugs all the time most of em ain't trying to live right where is that prayer gon go, i wonder one of my secular friends had a fucked up dream n now he's strongly considering God pretty sure he was doom scrolling on tik tok you could say this about any n every time since time is of the essence always you might as well make the most of this it ain't over til it's over is this the encore or what the world can't get to a believer the way that it can an unbeliever BUT satan is the great deceiver, so watch out for that i've never roasted a location other than america most have no idea what i am capable of feminine energy is not compassionate validation please...exactly competition is way worse in women women are annoying but every once in awhile you'll locate a good one i never planned on getting married tho here are the posters i worked on earlier tonight while listening to other comedy sets blessed are all who take refuge in Him sing praises to our God, sing praises mary is my homegirl has already been put on a tshirt this is really just a knock on protestants thank God for Jesus, that is very clever should i patent everything are you making the world better or worse? the world is comprised of cons & pawns, so true! nope, you're just projecting (again) good does not rationalize evil...exactly creating beats depression you deserve to be exploited...there's my bitterness either make sumin or be quiet Jesus is the best husband you're just another version of whatever you hate, have i done this poster before sometimes i lose track nice is nothing, kindness is everything social trends are a dead end my posters are a reaction to the left always shocked when people want anything to do w/ me i just dunno what to do w/ all this art exhibit perhaps? too much talent, too little time no organizational skills whatsoever cross anything you can cross for me

what could i make of this my life is the exact opposite of bliss they got nothin goin for them that's why they do it nothing really hurts people anymore are they made outta rubber or plastic or the metal they were injected w/ who knows they do the same thing, no matter the time or place i guess i will just have to keep complaining about my itchy ear

why you gotta make it personal no you don't care, you're just erratic why would anybody wanna be around somebody like this just get used to this jumbled brain of mine or leave i randomly notice this n it bothers me i want the sheep to leave anyway most aren't too comfortable asking questions even if the answer to the question might save their life that one thing that's untouchable or makes you invincible i got excited n then boom red light that is definitely the story of my life right there i hate timed stop lights for this reason specifically

no where near as much of an annoyance as it is in this moment where oh where does the taxpayer$ go whatever you are right now you will eventually disavow so much of me is the impact that others have had on me if you're conscious of the fact that you can have an imprint... if you care enough to wanna be aware n stay aware freak of nurture, rather why they gotta be so loud (pretending they're proud) what have you got to be proud about the more aware you become, the more it will transform you it makes me terribly sad that most don't seem to notice anything is this how most people live

you'll get it right eventually...ag motto doing this while i drive helps me focus i don't act mad so people typically have no idea (unless they really know me) i'm pretty quiet to the outside world piss poor expectations over here really nice to see my comic friends (more like colleagues) i'm excited for this future roast the newer comedians never know what to make of me comics are not very supportive a comic's support means way more i started on a buncha posters

bear w/ ag as she tries to figure out the chord i wish that they would fix the potholes

white people... i love keira so much, she's hilarious but she definitely acts like some privileged white girl that was a well-timed joke i'm pretty sure that most people are just pretending to be offended if i wasn't joking, i'd probably be afraid of her that particular stereotype is very bad so i can understand not wanting to be associated w/ it i will never be told who i can or cannot talk to if they're trying to control the hypothetical... i am pretty disappointed w/ my race plz tell me why i'm supposed to take pride in this shit maybe i'm looking at things literally i just don't understand, nothin against you man technology is the worst race that small sliver of a % that doesn't fit a stereotype maybe you don't struggle with that b/c you're conscious n they're not

i'm watchin you, cat that's ronnit (my jew) getting her mail one of the few WHITE!!! comedians left unafraid to joke about stereotypes ronnit meets some jewish stereotypes but not all (for example she is always broke) white people don't have much of a racial identity littering is evidence that society doesn't give a fuck about itself i tend to ruin anything nice so... now it's shit all cos you touched it correlations n connections are lost on most i always wanna get down to the bottom of everything most are so boring that they can't grasp the concept that multiple realities can be true at the same time ronnit is by definition a dirty jew ronnit's two jokes... i dunno how she talks like that white people are too self-conscious about being white "edgy" comedy is more about pretending that sumin doesn't bother you but the jokes make it obvious that it does just say it to God if saying it out loud will get chu killed by a stereotype that half the world denies

it used to really bum me out that i wasn't like everyone else now i'm pretty glad about it you wouldn't wanna be like me either, tho shout out to st. vincent, this song that dude is very drunk where the fuck is he going i miss being in a black out that's literal live streaming most are not receptive so... i ain't lonely cos in my head are all my people God is all encompassing i get excited about chords it wouldn't be as good as this, i've tried but maybe i should have faith this is just the best content you've ever seen, right this is only for the weirdos the sheep will leave once they realize that i'm not what they idealized okay he is coming back now i recognize that bright light anywhere i gotta go get my jew now, she's been smoking weed for too long nobody wants my crap common sign of dementia: assuming that displaced items were stolen

i'm so sad that this place is going away everything ends. so it's better to make amends appreciate everything you can appreciate everything that i care about is part of me i gotta get away from everyone or else the feelings will suffocate me i will take what's mine forsaking the boring shit that woulda made me a sheep vicariously living thru other people i love kelsey, he'd better do another mic twin kegs 2 has been doing stand up open mic comedy since 2018 mics don't stick around for very long i get very nostalgic n sad so i don't bother since i'm already like that when everything is encased in a time capsule... if i could go back i'd do the exact same thing everyone is the same in a way biting social critique, that's why i'm a little to lot too much there are at least 50 reasons why Jesus was crucified people have always hated the Truth it's not a temptation, that doesn't mean i can't miss it i really understand the cannabis plant, it's a part of me i've been involved in many smoking circles i'm supposed to be on the outside different is never marketable imma be on another comedy show @ the weed bar where i performed at before we should always be grateful that we are allowed to do this anywhere

ronnit is smoking a joint comics like to fight, i've noticed maybe i will miss this parking lot which i have lovingly referred to as craterville this is about 2min from the ghetto it won't be difficult to roast this bar where is my piano???

me n ronnit are the last ones to do this mic for the last time how did kelsey mistake me n thomas people must think we are both trance! kelsey doesn't like mushrooms comedy does have the habit of bringing people down i really do hate eating, it's just a nuisance america n i need to switch places i have been fired from at least 3 jobs that i can remember for being drunk i hate these types of people make threats since they are threatening you w/out realizing she has an excuse this lady crying n puking...you just gotta do it i made them ponder, that was the result i make sure to eat a jalapeno every day i actually heard an amen to that you don't have to get pregnant to multiply, you can just be crazy they really liked that one about God black people like me more than white people FACTS kelsey never ceases to remind everyone of this haha you have to be a medicated zombie to get disability $...so true! more MEMORIES! ebt alcoholic cope thinkey feeley CLASSIC ag everyone IS a total candyass such a dead-end job that not even the AI wants it gonna have to supply that future robot w/ my weed cookies they probably will just get addicted to xanax social media is total trash these people in the comment section always have the best of intentions! people on the internet are wasting away...so true! another comic (female, this means sumin to ME) actually ate some of my dinner! ronnit is up next, goodbye final tk2 open mic comedy

nobody takes it upon themselves to put anything back where it goes i dunno if that political note was intended to be sarcastic contrary to this place's appearance, they can't pay the rent on this mf it's not the building, it's the location i was literally crying before i did my set tribe called quest, speaking of nostalgia i'm the kinda person that misses taking a piss in a bathroom that's totally falling apart i think that says sumin real good

how many videos start w/ me wiping my mouth i rarely even get it off haha morality cannot coexist w/ politics or identity, which is why they go hand in hand identity is the ultimate weapon they react the way they think they're supposed to "outraged" imoge imoge imoge cmon toyota, you remind me of myself of course the man in my head will have sumin to say about my driving morality is written in your heart i was a klepto due to the rush you can't rationalize sumin immoral i figured my actions would land me in Hell...ag past life 2 outta 3 kleptos are women role playing via stealing shit getting escorted out of a liquor store is a cool story NOW that day was the most humiliating day of my life i just needed to be caught in the act stealing is lying in action doin sumin in the absence of morality can never be the right thing if you want proof that i used to be way shittier, watch my former yt channel, aim less the kiosk will make it super easy to steal shit remember that video when i showed the vortex how to steal makeup from the walmart...MEMORIES! God always gets the last laugh becuz the L isn't based in God eventually whatever morality they have will go out the window if we can't even make a decision on what reality is... it's possible to change thru self-assessment either kill yourself or become a better person i didn't value my life very much back in the day n not due to a lack of faith the guilt complex actually makes it worse in a lotta ways alcohol makes irrational behavior seem rational vibes are usually accurate bad people have to brag about being bad it's cos the sickness can't shut up about itself i'd like to think that i'm the reason why she put in her 2wks did i expose her tho medication doesn't work on those w/ a personality disorder if things weren't hard nothing would be worth anything working at either not getting caught and/or rationalizing being a piece a shit an immoral life is harder in many ways cos you just end up shooting yourself in the foot that's why many of these people have shitty politics when small businesses are getting mowed down by corporations that get govt subsidies... social status is nothing to worry about words mean nothing, God knows your heart things happen whether we believe that they did or not the tree totally fell in the forest regardless of who was around...that tree don't need no validation!

still can't figure out how to either press a button or not press a button...ag is button illiterate! Divine Liturgy is the official Orthodox Mass of St. Basil the Great social trends are a dead end i just assumed that twitter would end society, i mean it kinda did, i swear this must be what Catholics refer to as purgatory social media is endless evidence of society's stupidity relying on the internet for brain food... we could solve so many problems if we were just more aware of ourselves it was kinda obviously gonna destroy humanity as a result modernity turns everythang to shit i really think that most people just don't care consciousness + discipline make you a real weirdo fireside chats w/ fdr not teddy most are too afraid to ask questions...why? technology easily becomes a divider not a uniter so lucky to work at a restaurant that has got enough going on the social life that comes from having a job is very important nothing to get excited about for a lotta people cos they're not making anything

i love starting conversations this way i checked myself in left like 5 days later she's the whole reason i went to that psych ward cos i guess i really needed to hear that my initial reaction to my performance is vomit every artist goes thru this if they care about it i know i have a comedian voice (mental ill) when i'm up there it's totally different then how i thought of it feelings aren't facts tho if you can make black people laugh you can do comedy i can't catch everything, man i guess i still dunno how to press a button

what poster am i gonna do next staring at a box is just weird going to church is so sheep i know i have such a hard time showing up on time very easy to get away w/ shit when people don't understand what you're talking about don't chu love how i trail off more on time haha my mgr expects me to be late a lotta people start drama, i don't have this problem you can't complain about my work ethic once i actually arrive i'll never not be an extremist so i guess imma have to show up really early i got here about an hr n a half before the service tonight i hate it cos i look bad by proxy that dickhead is either a dickhead everywhere they go or they were just a dickhead that day how people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours, wayne dyer who i have never heard of by the way you always have the option of taking it personally most people are either just careless or selfish not everybody's reasoning is evil, it's just negligent transpire is the right word! what good can be done about it tho

social media influencers don't give a fuck about you there's no denying that social media is bad their entire life revolves around sumin satanic i hope to be an inspiration social networking encourages people to be shitty to each other the shittier they act the more $ the website makes so... maybe i just really hate evil yt is already bad enough but at least it's creative, not just dramatic social media influencers have no liability b/c i'm not a heathen anymore i can't justify behaving badly i'm a bitch b/c i care i hate it when people bother me, it's so annoying this looks like shit i'm super conscious of the fact that my idealized self is a dream nice is nothing, kindness is everytihng so i recently did this joke on autism... my anxiety would kick in precisely before i was supposed to show up at work ever so conveniently i don't remember when i got over that but i'm glad i did

i know it doesn't look much like a church it's such a nice day out it's super easy to waste time esp on the internet i tell myself imma use it... i don't need to be catholic in order to have a guilt complex anything you do is in place of sumin else i just hope i'm making the right choices you never have to take shitty advice when your existence is adjacent to all the bullshit you're taught i never wanted a conventional life anyway degenerate lifestyles are more appealing when the conventional ones seem so boring alcoholism helped me to understand the darker part of myself should i do it on the shinier side we talk to everything i guess we miscounted, it must be 5pm since i hate what social media has done to society i don't wanna focus on how terrible society is shitheads tend to be self-promoters social media influencers are (mostly) evil

smoothie mouth is a thing we have a natural abundance of dopamine it ain't much more than a placebo man i love that synth i don't have to rationalize making art i just wanna watch my content cos mine is the best i'd rather get the information myself, it requires more effort on my part n i don't get annoyed w/ some podcaster or whatever hating laziness makes me a cunt i guess the only neurotransmitter they know anything about is due to our culture ag vindicated by honest psychiatrist if all you do is escape... stop being such a fucking pansie they're just gullible is all at this point there's too much evidence how could i say this in the funniest way possible i haven't been motivated to do any posters as of late i've been pretty consistent about putting up these videos state trooper, say hi vortex i am speaking from personal experience here election year means full blast making art is crucial to developing a better mindset anhedonia is what it's called! i've had this my whole life so... we already have enough coddling i'm definitely doin my own thang glad i took a chance on comedy these issues of mine are no way near as daunting as they used to be if one of the side effects is the same thing you're trying to get away from shrinks hate valium cos it actually works n they can't patent it booze always works, guaranteed what is a brown-out amy? conveniently forgetting the portion of the night that pissed people off i have arbitrary sleep patterns, i know that's not good most don't want a better state of mind you're just lazy, that's why you won't work for what chu want it goes w/out saying that suicide is selfish the sheep will always repeat what everyone already knows why the guilt n shame it's all about perspective be sad but still go about yer bizness *i realize that this makes me sound so pathetic but i really don't understand why people see it that way it's just saline, man

everything is some kinda repetition, i hope that mine is fun i hope that at the very least my broken record is a good part of the song you know we have the tendancy to... whatever i hate about you i hate about me plz gimme the ability to use these things (i mean, if they're not goin anywhere) what can i do w/ this? i hate switching lanes (literally) sitting corrected accept the bad part, stop fighting it i get anger n all but if it's not serving you to hold onto it then let it go nothing surprises me about this shit world the victim mentality is so corrosive alcoholism is imminent this bitch went to therapy vs that bitch chooses substances when you "have to" use alcohol n drugs there is a lotta shit that you're not dealing with problem people will make their problems your problems face yer trauma n accept the struggle later on it won't feel this traumatic n you will be amazed as to how much you've grown

are these chords new? i doubt it i ain't too worried bout these problems anymore all you can hope for in this world is that you're better than the way you were the day before those dang trespassers! don't worry i have my seatbelt on this time i don't mind traffic cos i play music for a longer duration i shouldn't have expected propaganda (dinosaur) to make my comedy set funnier it's not worth getting killed to try to switch lanes doin standup ain't that much fun i'm not other people so... considering the physical appearance of everything i touch... americans are pretty oblivious the static makes em boring God ain't gon show up if you've given up on Him if you don't believe in much more than... just the slightest bit of questioning/pondering/same thing all it takes is the faith of a mustard seed don't tell an intelluctual that tho the road is so shitty nobody wants to be on that side why can't all the illegal immigrants fix the roads since the americans won't

it's just a general sentiment, man always askin myself what am i lying to myself about the most you can hope for is that whatever you repeat is good what can i do to change the prospects tim came out in 1985, best replacements album EVER since i'm adopted i can tell myself anything about my existence (also born on thanksgiving day so...) i guess i'm trance! like 20% of the time is this assessment correct so much of this identity crap is similar to an addiction america ain't iran so... maybe we'll get that islamic state finally...it is an end of the world prophecy Christians can't get it together the more you know the less you wanna know my conspiratorial thinking has only brought me closer to God i ordered ronnit to not throw that banana peel out the window i've slipped on all kindza shit if only i had eaten that salmon on stage like i had planned i give off the impression that i'm comfortable up there, but i ain't i promise not gonna do asmr cat life right here you win some, you lose way more i can talk about failing w/ confidence over-analysis is annoying but at least my life is always interesting cos it's a puzzle this trader joes bag finally snapped they really like batman, these kids i go to church w/ amy is the batman if i were to take my shit to the next level, i'd put that drawing on a record cover this picture is a perfect depiction of what happens in my brain kids are way more interesting than adults cos they're so honest, so it's a nice breather from all these eggshell people adults are boring n politically correct but still allowed to act like children so many grown ups just wanna be liked this is the woman in me right here the battery is now in the red it's feeding time ain't it illicit photographs of me on the wall, i just think it's funny i'm just an artist so i seem very self-indulgent trying to do good w/ the bad that i've done those people that swear up n down they've changed n then behave exactly the same

sorry to be so sour, that's how i feel every hour it depletes me n yet i tell myself that it completes me i'm real lucky to have avoided all that i know it's always me i'm probably right most of the time i always understand why they left i hate school zones, who doesn't tho social media is the easiest way to keep tabs on everyone mini coopers have to blow off steam everybody that i wanna know or don't wanna know i'd much rather live in the world in my head playing victim makes victim(s) making stuff is so much fun i did say that twice but i said it right kelsey looks more n more white every time i see him so much for that party biking in a hail storm for a bag of drugs...MEMORIES! *a travesty is a mockery always check for the *** being comfortable on stage is a skyscraper of a task why do other people have to dig it it just sounds like i am playing w/ toys i do still wish you liked jazz