if you dunno yourself it's not wise to add or multiply
i have the tendancy to ignore things that i swore i was gonna do
schizos have a smaller pineal gland (melatonin levels are jacked up)
we're lucky to be in bed by 3am
paisley will star in this video at some point, the angel w/ whiskers
everything is a drug esp the stuff that society encourages you to do
legalities have never phased me
why are these the rules n why do people follow em if they dunno
you've already proven that you have a bias
the AI won't be able to figure out simple shit
could robots function as people when people can't function as robots
i could make the AI laugh so i ain't worried
living my best life OFF the internet
this channel is my telephone on a string
if you know yourself you can do anything
i hate wasting time, that's my issue w/ drugs
if only people did creative stuff on drugs
i do this w/out the camcorder present
watch paisley give herself a bath!
check out my new camcorder
a hello song AND a goodbye song!
i've been around enough people that made me wanna jump off a building
what if it's just the way it is
this is how i choose to live cos i'm conscious of what it is
no point in living unless you're making stuff
gays literally can't make babies
gaslighting gets old
if only i dressed the part maybe i could fulfill the role (NOT!)
everything's a cope don't chu know
i tend to jump from topic to topic
thank you God for this magical brain
but what is psychosis tho
can you tell how in the zone i am
this is what you get instead of actual music
america is psychosis central
they're just gonna say it's the other guys
you never need proof like they do
if you never trusted "them" then you're psychotic
being in an actual band would be terrible
those points that i made must've been sooooo good
westernites have a very low opinion of anything NOT made in a lab
the internet is a forcefield of sorts
if i started smoking pot again i would drop off the face of the planet
i don't even think it's a sin but it definitely a hindrance
never progress always success
how could i forget that the internet is in everyone's pocket all the time
i'm just fucking up my lense
i just gotta fast that's all
the internet is only over 30 yrs old, amy
dieting is dumb, just don't eat
eating is a task, not a fan
sleeping is my favorite thing that humans do
it's interesting that in order to keep living we have to have an extended dmt trip every night
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actual science offends a lotta religious people but MRIs prove a lot
i didn't mean to stop the last video but that's kinda what we do, randomly start n stop
i said i was gonna do a poster for the lgbt community
the one lgbt person on rumble told me that i seem to be a repressed gay which i don't disagree w/
i guess i'm gender queer or some shit
most cannot go this route
should i start a gofundme for an MRI to prove my man brain
do i have kitty brain instead
cats are amazing creatures n i could watch them all day
okay paisley NOW you can lay on it
most will not agree w/ this take but that's okay
the Bible is the ultimate self-help book
don't worry i don't idolize leo
ag reads Isaiah 56:3-8 in relation to Matthew 19:12
eunuchs receive an everlasting name that will not be cut off!
son of a stranger could mean many things
God wants the outsiders! that is why Jesus...
God will never forsake Israel but that doesn't make them above criticism (if God criticizes Israel then we are also allowed to give them shit for genociding the fuck outta palestine)
all this jewish stuff...
aliens are mentioned in the Bible n not many people address this
it is kinda sad when i think about it but it's just the way it is
childLESS is reality
i would think that children would increase yer empathy but what the fuck do i know since i don't have a kid
they hate the fuck outta white people,man
white people are psychiatric guinea pigs
and then i flushed my medication
i'd rather cut myself than kill myself
they'll shame you for not having what they have but they're not aware of what's making people gay or docile
people have been rewired by chemicals
it really is becuz of capitalism tho
materialism doesn't have shit to do w/ entrepreneurship
i didn't drink coffee all thru out Lent n it really wasn't that hard
is there such a thing as an innocent pleasure
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clearly the person talking to themselves has it covered
parents, teachers n people on the internet
you will never have to be them n they will never have to be you PERIOD
i am a very observant person so my critique of this world is pretty harsh
believe it or not, i get sick of hearing myself talk
i know i'm nuts damnit
why is talking to yourself so frowned upon
you throw out a regular-ass sponge so empaths must do the same from time to time
if yawl saw yourself the way that the rest of the world sees you you'd probably hate yourself more
if society gave a fuck about itself the smartphone wouldn't be an issue at all
those of us w/ a conspiratorial mindset aren't having fun over here
i'm not coming all over myself tho, Father
porn n social media trick yer brain
they want people to think a lotta things
politics is the end of civilization
produce your cause, saith the Lord*Isaiah 41:21
time goes by super fast the longer the duration
technology has turned time into tokyo on pcp
this theory of mine doesn't quite work
i already got a man...in my cranium *head of camera crew
the inner critic, externalized
what do you think they're gonna do to you, they're too busy carrying on
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why does ag think of herself as a eunuch
this poster kinda looks like shit but it ain't finished yet so we'll just see
ag explains matthew 19:12
crazy women get cats n people mock us w/ stereotypes
once in a blue moon i get lonely but most of the time it's a party over here
i got this poster around the time of pride month
now's a good time to read Isaiah
this passage makes so much sense outta my life
nature vs nurture here
it would help if i could actually point to the word that i'm speaking about
paisley has approved of this poster
making babies is more about self-preservation than it is love
many holy shits taken in my church
i'm so in awe of women that know how to be women
i am just wired differently
this is most definitely a me problem
it would be way more of a cope for me to pretend that i could make a relationship work
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i'd rather have it in my head than gaslight myself
cats will barge right into whatever you're doing
i am not gonna get off coffee haha
i am finally doing this poster for the lgbt community
5 days away is like 5yrs internet time
i worked 66 hours this week
matthew 19:12
i'm pretty sure that my interpretation is correct
i'm still not a man no matter how much i confuse people
i got called sir to my face today hahaha
i exude a very masculine energy
it's literally just a pronoun
trance! crap is just fucking stupid
my masculinity ruins every relationship
i can't be w/ a woman cos i ain't a man
just gonna die alone n i'm fine w/ that
blue haze, miles davis is a very underrated album
if art is any good it will remind you of sumin else
i will find love more easily in a song than in an actual relationship
the silent meow is ideal
many people can't ever be satisfied, at least i know that about myself
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i'm still lucky to be in THIS situation
pray for us vortex
do yawl hear that sound yet
thelonious (car) is pissed
i forgot that i removed my garage door opener
i put Holy water all over the hood of the car haha
luckily i only have to go right up the st
eurofix is a bit too uppity for me
why would i pay 1700 to take that much of a chance
i'll be good today, thelonious
the noise is intermittent but it's still enough to warrant concern
i guess it's not as loud as i thought
luckily there's a warranty on this other charger
i coulda blown my engine so...
$ is way tighter for others than me so i really am very lucky
plenty of people driving on this road that also have car problems
rooting on thelonious
he hates hanging out, the sound is the worst when he is idle
it's not yer fault thelonious
yet another personal conspiracy...purposely using faulty car parts
it makes monetary sense for the manufacturer not the consumer
i hate industrialization so much
if it's true of food why wouldn't it be true of car parts
if they can take advantage, why wouldn't they
walmart has ruined small biz
prayer always helps, don't listen to the naysayers!
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i dunno what happened but i don't trust the tv + more posters
i never wanted to do this hahahaha
paranoia is part of the schizophrenic experience
looking at this world tho why wouldn't you be paranoid
my ability to connect w/ people is kinda shot, that don't mean it can't happen but it's very short-lived
any criticism of me is understandable
natural aversion to anything that is publicly accepted
it's a genuine fear
what i'm talking about is herd mentality
it's not a disease from a physical standpoint
maybe we're not supposed to have the answers to everything
age of enlightenment didn't seem to serve us all that much
i didn't just get lucky
sometimes i pretend to be yer avg person that watches football
more posters yawl
i wouldn't be here if it weren't for crazy people (hated by society)
gay people don't give a fuck about marriage unless they happen to be monogamous (stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason)
women's rights...yuck
i think i showed yawl this one before actually
we don't have a say in what happens, the powers at be do
people don't wanna change their habits
paisley says hello
we all have the power to not go along w/ things that we don't agree w/
i am whatever you want me to be
SOME white people have had it easy
john brown was a free mason so...
they've lied to us about ALL history
questions are sooooo underrated
i love this poster cos i fucked it up
feminism disgusts me but since women wanna be victims soooo bad so here you go
women love being subservient tho
i love the colours on this one
all it takes is the power of suggestion
best thing i ever heard @ an AA meeting
considering other people's views vs changing yer behavior all together in order to try to plz people
when you have an idea of a person, place or thing...
they will choose swine every time, obesity hello
i didn't used to love myself look at my scars damnit
that's definitely a you problem, as lauren would say
people will continue to do whatever they want regardless of your opinion of it (all subjects)
everyone on the internet is a woman...gossip gossip gossip
the internet is here to feminize society n turn us into a buncha docile slaves
you can't deny that technology has had this impact on society
always do the opposite
happy in a relationship for a wk n a half
this is my opinion on sex n i'm kinda fascist about it
i can make these posters all day n they're still gonna keep on fucking so...
i'll leave the best ones for last (Biblical)
social media is psycho illogical sugar
porn produces robot come
social media and porn are both socially acceptable n turn us more n more into robots
i'd rather be entertained by actual information not entertainment stuff
please stop rapture watching...for my protestant as well as sola scriptura friends (i had to stop this myself)
the people that run the world read the Bible
what happens on the tv only happens on the tv
the devil works in ways obvious to me
ecclesiastes is just the best
self-awareness is about what YOU think
i have to remember all the things that i did that were wrong
you must eat shit if you wanna do right
personal inventory was fun for me
so many wicked people in the world so i am greatly looking forward to this
you know who you are...
wicked servants working for wicked authority...CLASSIC american corporate mentality
good people can still do bad things and bad people can still do good things
forgive yer parents cos they're still yer parents
be the best person you can be in honor of yer parents
paisley (cat) reminds me that i'm still crazy
i just wanted to get outta work that's why i went haha
i watched my dad change after i changed
some people dunno how they hurt people
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even if it seems like the same old shit there is still a lot happening
i just wanted people to know that there's a different way that you can go
i knew that people wouldn't understand
everything is a loss of some kind n a sacrifice that is totally worth it if you're actually willing
don't expect people not in touch w/ their emotional nature to get it
why do i look younger here n so much older in the last video (maybe it is due to the happiness that i get from singing)
these keys represent my moods, always changing n annoying
i can't expect this to be different
i'm doing the same thing that annie (clark) does when she sings
don't chu love the lovely msgs that my coworkers leave me
i've cried a lot over stuff thinkin that it might change sumin (delusional thinking)
just cos it didn't happen my way or somebody had sumin not so nice to say
i swear i am part russian, i sing that way
God is always listening n watching n paying attention regardless of how connected to Him i feel at the time
my faith is pretty much like gorilla glue now
much peace in knowing God
everything is an opportunity for personal growth
nobody really knows you (God is the only one)
as much as i can brag about knowing myself there are still plenty of things that i'm still figuring out
i'll be a different person next wk n tmrw
it's an inner transformation...
it can very well be spectacular when you're not expecting it to be
my definition of getting taken care of might not be the right one
anytime that sumin happens ask the Lord what's this for
i always feel like i'm not doin enough
i don't beat myself up as much as i used to
you can't change how i carry on
to the outside world i'm a fool
only crazy mfs can appreciate me
those are my people holy shit look at that eye
if you're not one of us why do you crash the party
goin to a restaurant n hating on it n all the people that eat there...that's the internet for ya
why would anyone in their right mind do that
too much ginger in this here smoothie
this really is a blast from the past that last shot
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so here we go again (i really oughta just quit driving)
this is the fourth time that thelonious (mini cooper) has been towed
some people get awkward about being filmed which i understand
he is going to eurofix right now
pray for thelonious plz pray for thelonious
just yer avg religious nutjob
you can give inanimate objects life by appreciating them
maybe that's just another lie i tell myself
holy shit i looks so old now!
ritualistically kissing those things to extend their life
is it cos i'm adopted that i do this weird thing?
if sumin can be salvaged n i didn't seize that opportunity i feel like a total piece a shit
don't worry we've already cried over this shit
i gotta go pay this guy now but plz pray for us thank you
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i didn't know their terms for awhile n i'm so lucky
beyond physical therapy...fucking i will assume for the purpose of a "joke"
a few yrs ago i had a toy microphone n stood in front of this brick wall n did sumin similar to what i'm doing now
let's pretend we're in cleveland
real comedy only seems to exist in my head
no time for actual art cos they just love their tvs so much
i find plenty of what they do questionable n totally degenerate BUT...
i love being outta the loop (we're in another one)
the loop is fucking dumb
comedians used to be counter-culture n now they just go along
i don't think it's just about "success" i think it has to do w/ following the trends n culture as a way of life not just for some career opportunity
what i do shouldn't be authentic
in certain ways i don't wanna be found n i prefer obscurity
lifestyle has to do w/ brain stuff
it's a strange paradise. think of beach house
sometimes it's really sad n i feel the suckage of the world but most of the time it's a beautiful life that feels like a buffet
superficial people are a lotta the time super pc so they tend to wanna get away from me
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WORST LIGHTING (and possibly filmmaking) EVER
vortex i gotta show you sumin *SPOILER: i don't
i don't like filming in front of other people for the same reason that i hate being on stage
this is kinda cool, people don't notice you walking for the most part
i walked all the way over here n didn't even focus on what i wanted you to see hahahaha i am so silly
it matters who leads...no it doesn't
exercising, eating right, teaching yer kids, treat yer animals right whatever you got
bust yer ass at yer job
do stuff that you believe in
they are all masons so...
it's only a matter of time until all the "red" states turn bright blue
we could have a functioning system but we insist of continuing to trust them
you go on the internet so you can get the media involved
nothing is ever a secret anymore
let's just get shit done
you can't have this attitude when you wanna make sumin
if they lack nuance they won't be able to solve problems
i think i use social media right and this is a very very small demographic over here
it is actually subjective tho
black anti-5g paint, that seems like sumin i would have
they always stop right when you pay more attention
why i continue to go to bars
it is possible, glad to be out on a saturday night
i'm willing to bet that bitch is 250lbs n drinkin tequila
i never did stuff like that back when i partied
sometimes i am jealous of those that socialize
just like kurt said...oh and also you guys
you can't listen to the nay-sayers no matter what their reasoning
i get super suicidal so this is just self-preservation for me
i haven't trusted the govt since i was 6
i have taken booster shots so i know what they do
i definitely don't live in no sand
i am not gonna fixate on orwellian crap n i really don't get how anyone w/ a smartphone can complain about it
it's pretty hypocritical wouldn't you say
maybe if you only accessed yer phone once a wk...
just going along cos it's what people do
they'd never listen to somebody like me
confirmation bias will kick in but i promise you i don't wanna control you
imma continue to walk around i think
i really really like walking n so do mentally ill people
i do drugs that allow me to walk around haha
i don't wanna be a cunt but...
the reasons for doing "dummie drugs" as stanhope calls em
most are not too conscious of the decisions that they make
they play victim cos they made the wrong choice
real prominent people complaining about not knowing stuff but they all have the internet in their pocket all the time
nobody knows how to use this technology right
if i had a smartphone i'd not only be the prez but i'd run this whole place
you're soooo lucky i refuse to upgrade cos as ruler of the free world i'd be a one helluva fascist
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i no longer have a sweet tooth (too much neuroplasticity)
the bunny won't get offended cos it ain't black
i call this grassing actually haha
the fake moon is still real purty
good to do stuff that raises yer vibrational frequency n releases endorphins
it's good for me to socialize even tho i don't wanna
unfortunately thelonious (car) is sick again
apparently this is a common issue w/ bmw
i called eurofix n it's in the shop now (i had to get it towed over there cos it was smoking when i last looked at it)
sumin tells me that it ain't gonna be cheap
"covid" destroyed my hypochondria
i am paranoid about everything BUT a virus made in a lab
i was sick for like a day maybe three x in the past 4yrs
i treat my body pretty well aside from the occasional impulse
i have to force myself to eat eggs
too many donuts during coffee hour
technically the Blessed bread is a mystery
i won't ever forsake eating Holy bread but regular bread maybe
the jokes about being asexual aren't just jokes
mental illness is why i'm alone not feminism
most women seem to have a cluster B personality disorder
everywhere it's still high school
if you have to get it on stage, you will never get it
i can tell that these colleagues of mine really really want it
smokin hot redhead in a wheel chair that has a lotta talent n dark sense of humor
if she were more conservative she'd have a lotta jokes about how her disability is an opportunity for the booking agent to gain woke points
if she could literally stand up she probably wouldn't be as much of an asset
i still want you to succeed even if you hate my guts
you won't stop being insecure all cos you get more stage time
i understand the lie that is the audience
i love my jokes regardless of how the audience feels about em
comedy is not the same cos authenticity is out
they can't use me the way they can use other comics haha
i can talk about way more if i use their language
i don't want uptight Christians, sorry they're just words
people that have a smartphone don't seem to mind wasting time
nevermind do whatever you want haha
not my fans!
wandering around the grassy area of an optometrist's office...CLASSIC ag
i got another camcorder that's got night vision
it was pretty cheap for all the features on it
i still love you canon camcorder, you are not being replaced!
everything attached to me has feelings
yes my life is somewhat satirical
i am still doing the piano punk cos i think it's important
if it represents my humanity then i won't refuse to put it up
most of these people don't try, they just wanna fuss at you
ooooh i just saw a skunk, glad it didn't see me
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yes drunk people can inspire me to completely change my ways
resilience n resistance get confused cos they are two r words that are relatively the same length
the reason why i'm on insta!spam
the last night @ twin kegs 2
comedians are the most unsupportive artists
i suck at schmoozing
i'll talk to anyone but i'd much rather be alone
i accepted the $6 that he gave me for the poster since i don't have venmo
that had everything to do w/ spiritual direction
my prayers are answered in less than a day now, it used to take weeks
the resistance part of me would have me convinced that this was of the devil
necessary change vs. going against principles
i don't think i'm caving in as long as i do it my way
you have gotten used to it that's why it's normal to you
the ways to escape are endless but they don't seem to do that, do they
oh look there's a bunny over there
the last thing i wanna do is participate in this destruction
this technology has usurped our humanity
if i seem cold get chu a shawl
i have rebuttal jokes in case they get offended
bye bye bunny
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i would not be doing this if it weren't for fiona apple
man this ginger is amazing, i wish i could share it w/ you
ginger clears your palet
i couldn't find my mosquito repellent
this has been helping me a lot as of late
grounding/earthing reduces inflammation
the west loves their false promises n pretend remedies
if the worst that happens is name calling then i'd say that's pretty good
i learned from fiona apple what to expect
the poem when the pawn is amazing
that really is her best album
emotional intelligence is undervalued
those that inspire you were made by God
i'm satisfied knowing that God is pleased w/ this
the internet is a very strange place
if you are mean i will pray for you
wokeness ain't about identity, it's about gullibility
all this stuff is connected
you're less likely to abuse sumin if you know what it's for
they (powers at be) want you to be depressed
good things don't seem to motivate me
contrary to my internet presence i really lack motivation
resilience not resistance (resistance never works)
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i love my schizo privilege*as well as yer "insults"
forcing myself to watch standup n it's been pretty terrible haha
it's good for me to get an understanding of how the sheep are perceiving world events, so if anything it's a learning experience
it was gonna happen at some point
now if only this whole thing wasn't a psych op
trump is a character, those that hate him are caricatures
the memories from when i grew up are still very firm in my mind
ag shoots w/ a canon camcorder FUCK SMARTPHONES
i knew i was gonna pay for that attitude
that sushi was huge holy shit
you're just not bawlsy enough to make unconventional choices
i hate having a laptop
ascension, psychology n psychiatric medication withdrawal...that's my algorithm
i woulda still become an alcoholic i know that for sure
drugs that deplete you of your regular flow of dopamine will probably inspire you to do crazy shit like shoplift on a regular basis
every addiction is different n should be treated based off our response to it
stupid to take advice from anyone but yourself
living in a society that has already killed itself
i have been rewarded for trusting my instinct
not getting a smartphone was the best decision i ever made
people that think they have to go along are SHEEP
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my entire existence is a risk n i wouldn't have it any other way
people choose to be miserable
you choose how you deal w/ your life circumstances
i'll sing about stuff that pisses me off but i can't focus on it, thank God
a little schizophrenia goes a long way...welcome to the party
shit has been crazy, it just took the internet for people to notice
if you find Truth in it n it motivates you to be a better person then it is good
i ain't gonna wait on the world, man
asians eat right that's why (they also walk everywhere)
i don't wanna eat crap cos i know what it does to me psychologically
since i know that the food is poison i try to consume as little of it as possible
obesity/addiction/porn/social media all prove the same thing
anytime sumin gets americanized expect that sumin to turn to total shit
americans have the freedom to walk away n yet...
yeah people think ______ but fuck those people
they're hateful to me for no reason
i hate standup comedians
comedy used to be about telling the truth, now it just promotes degeneracy
how can a comedian not care about censorship
speaking generally not specifically
at least we don't have hate speech rules
apparently portland is really bad
at least we can still say the word faggot down here, that's sumin
there is no risk in doing standup comedy anymore
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you still have options, don't let em convince you otherwise
super easy in this age to focus on the negative
cole hastings is more a conventional, non-conspiratorial version of me (oh and also an actual male)
coconut water is amazing
waaaaaaaaaaa...majority of yt comments
negativity keeps liquor stores in business
that ain't an app amy, that's a google search option
what if america wasn't the country that you were told it was
the internet is here to prove...
i already knew society was stupid before smartphones, no additional proof required
resilience is a beautiful thing
they couldn't foresee the negative repercussions of going along w/ the world
doing stand up literally makes me sick to my stomach
...but their image would be tainted!
being a piece a shit is fine so long as you're not racist
the internet has proven that most people are only image-oriented
very messy eater, that's why i'm covering my mouth
they don't have the time to seek after what they claim they want
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when everything is a business, ethics will naturally get lost
i have successfully used the white board
i like me, little girl voice
if you liked you you wouldn't hate on people
i am 27min early which is amazing since i'm typically 30min late
i gotta flip it w/ time like i do in other aspects of my life
i love being in clusterA
but is it a choice tho?
the medical community never had the intention of understanding the "problem"
human beings don't have much regard for their humanity
"mental illness" is just extra _______
i avoid what i know is not good for me
the internet is too complicated for me
the voice of God is my instinct
i'm too analog for this technical world
i don't have mush brain cos i still have a flip phone
with a passion i hate memes
even the clever memes are still memes
don't think that i dunno how stupid that was
max is late too
cluster A is for the freaks
schizos are stigmatized cos we utterly reject the world
some homeless dude babbling to themselves clearly doesn't care what society thinks
any white person that says the nword into a microphone...
i really don't wanna associate w/ anyone tho
the genders are indistinguishable
i don't think i am doing a good job breaking the stigma
i'm not gonna do things that enable bad behavior
who knew that the schizo spectrum would be an advantage
the sheep just dunno any better
fuck teachers
sumin about liberty...CLASSIC american bullshit as carlin would say
...for liberty and justice for all
i've never trusted anything that the system is pushing
it is authentic is go against the grain, that's why it's the grain
how many "doctors" even know about akathisia
so many in the medical community are psychopaths
they're not paid to know anything, they are paid to push pills
society has been trained to trust the drug dealer in the lab coat
the street dealer is way more respectable
actually you DON'T hear about that, i just lied to the vortex i'm sorry
what i meant to say: you read about (if you care)
suicides involving firearm are not media friendly
media people are even worse than psychiatrists
if noticing stuff was more common this world would be way better
it took you twenty years to ask a question about yer medication
i've definitely made accommodations
here we are 30min early today but can we do it tmrw?
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it's very sad that most people are unwilling to do any more than the bare minimum
one last thing vortex...
accommodating to my all or nothing personality rather than fighting it
i have to turn my drug use into a system
i really miss smoking a joint after work on my way home
instead of lying to myself i try to just accept these things
i wish i could figure out a way to drink that wouldn't kill me
there are certain things that i will always suck at due to how my brain functions
you are victimizing other people when you refuse to work on yourself
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the more you know the less you wanna do what they tell you to do
this camcorder is fixin to die i reckon
everyone has a phone now so camcorders are cheap for what all they can do
it is definitely a worthy investment
did yawl see those choppers
i know pulp fiction by heart
movies are not for snoots and films are not for morons
i haven't taken psych meds in a long time but i felt like i was experiencing akathisia this morning
that is also hypochondria amy
anything you get from the majority of restaurants is poison
we don't typically wake up at 7am
just get up n do some shit
i went on insta!spam since i was already up
processed food increases inflammation which contributes to psychological problems such as anxiety n restlessness
momentary impulses never lead to anything positive
so glad that i know a lot about myself
my body is very adjusted to coffee haha
do people in this country pay any attention to what they are going thru
you have all this time to get on yer phone n do nothing but not any time to care about yer health
the DIY approach is totally discouraged
how can they call it self-help when it ain't coming from you
gullibility is a form of laziness
fake remedies lead to fake success
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the internet has established the gender after party
my brain is always going in a buncha different directions
my intentions are just the best
silly little attempts to be organized
my methods are memorable
if i were to do that tho i wouldn't have the other better parts of my brain
i'll try real hard to stay on topic
holding onto anger at those who have wronged me does not serve me
that guy behind me is mad
if i'm not gonna speed i really shouldn't be in the fast lane
amy sits corrected, literally
i piss people off enough w/out even trying so...
i can't help but notice...CLASSIC ag speculations
ag is at the bottom of yt, i'll be lucky to hit even a thousand subs
those w/ sociopathic tendencies WILL get ahead in life
if everyone agreed to use their phone less...
the way that "men" behave on their internet handles
technology is encouraging feminine behavior
twitter capitalizes on drama n psych ops
positive content won't get people fired up so that's why
men n women would have to live a more natural life in order for that to happen
i'm fixin to buy a night vision camcorder
my lighting is terrible, i know you know
side note sorry
ag is your schizotypal representation
ag's biweekly pep talk about the internet
it is a dumpster of ag's head
i finished 21 posters n put it up on insta!spam
small victories are better than no victories
literal baby steps are just me leaving the house
it sounds like a lawn mower tho
vicarious hypochondria, ag is paranoid for EVERYONE
yay! i got thru ONE subject...
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sometimes a bad experience is the best experience
i know how i come across...very very very Cross
i don't see eye to eye w/ the very many among me
maybe that's why they despise me cos i don't see the virtue in weakness when i can seek God n He sees me thru all that
God is the only one that will truly help me
society won't fix their own problems
it's not God's fault that man is broken n chooses things that make him more broken
that scratchy sound is just right amy, it's just right
i love that chord change
sing what i want n explain it later
i have to gather my thoughts, excuse me
if you know there's a reason you are less likely to play victim about it
mistreatment has taught me a lot
i gotta get what i need to get from me n God, not the world
that's not a cope
the L is nuts cos they turn to things that don't work for them
perhaps you are in the victim mentality
american shitizens dunno how to do anything for themselves
gaytriots gay for this country's idealized history
why idol worship a place that poisons you
it's been dead, no politician will revive that
"react" on twitter DO IT. IT MEANS SUMIN
anybody can say anything, it doesn't mean nothin
i practice what i preach n fuck everyone that doesn't
it ain't a Christian sentiment i know n i'm sorry
it is funny n i'm the only one that gets it
no insult comics anymore (aside from ag)
i have the tattoo so i can trash 12 step programs
"help" don't help tho, that's the problem
it just turns into this identity complex
they have no right to be narcissistic about it all cos they quit
i guess i didn't need support
i freaked out my sponsors cos i couldn't wait to do 12 step work
most people don't like self-evaluation cos it typically ain't fun
my 4th step was sooooo much fun
they're gullible n super controlling
very few comics do actual comedy now, it's just way different
another issue w/ 12 step programs...it's this illusion of getting better
my mom doesn't sound like that but she did scold me
AA is definitely a sheep thing
what did i just scream about damnit
it sounds judgmental cos my perspective is Biblical
i guess i'm some kinda prophet or some shit
those of us that can actually see n hear...i can see why the schizo stereotype is real hahaha
anytime you listen to the voice of God you will stop believing in pharmies
those people will never have yer back
it's your responsibility to fix yer damn problems
sponsor/sponsee or therapist/"patient" has a similar power dynamic as well as liability
that contract is not for you, it's for them
it would be important to know these things up front
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they're either dead or in the other room
it will stop in a second, just wait
waiting is a part of life isn't it
i do standup...many people dunno this so should i always say that?
so i said i was gonna bring a whiteboard...
not trying to tour or nothin
i suppose i have a fairly intimidating aura
i will never take it personally
not gonna fear nothin but God
terrified of anyone who understands themselves
they can't wait to inform ya of their insecurity
i wish you'd prove me wrong
i pity em so i don't stay mad at em
bdpd n ptsd are emotionally entangled for this reason
you'd never say EVERYTHING anyway
saying it to the air...CLASSIC "mental illness"
maybe they're in the other room
it's crazy what they think warrants them to be ugly
the nonchalant way that i talk is way more offensive than overreacting
screaming at someone all cos they said sumin that you didn't like is kinda absurd
what am i tellin you? hahaha
they'll never hear you out so fuck em
they make it up so let em cos it's kinda funny
if you know who you are it's fine that people lie about you
so much of the world is exactly this way
i made em think i guess
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short-term inconvenience means long-term freedom
being inconvenienced when it makes sense is fine
look at that cop over there
thelonious (car) is fixin to tell me for 90 seconds straight
i love this album so much, miles ahead is a lot like a musical
you hear this turn signal
slow ass people out on the road today
i am being a cunt right now, i'm sorry
do i need a white board behind me expressing my view points at all times
if you don't already know how opinionated we are, BYE
no that's not empirical research amy but you do definitely do that too
the masons control a lot of it but the you know who controls the $ aspect
you gotta show up at the mason lodge n shit
i am very open to new information
if it seems like i have ptsd it's cos i have a camera crew of self-awareness in my brain n it gives me a super charged sensitivity to my surroundings
yeah they're gonna hate you man
this is a very anti-human society
ag is most definitely stayin salty
they might not have the strength tho
you don't have faith that it will get better if you trust head drs
it legit makes me so angry i wanna spit nails at these people
well i guess she is the reason why i have that bit about not talking about yer problems in front of a sheep even tho for awhile i swore that she wasn't one of em, i guess time reveals all
we as humans deserve the full spectrum of emotions
i shoulda been a robot zombie like her OBVIOUSLY
psych meds are neuro toxic, that is why
akathisia will make you way more suicidal than you were initially
God doesn't have to punish you, this is the devil at work
at least alcoholism is a DIY kinda addiction
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i am assuming that fly got bored w/ this conversation
i hope this is the last video
i had a good time tonight aside from all the nausea
i feel like i'm in jail actually
i hate hate hate my stage persona
monologue w/ myself so i guess it's dialogue
the dude w/ the man voice
just imagine how much more God has to listen to!
i repel society cos society repels me
i'd much rather bomb than kill it
i can understand why people say it's electric if you can get them to actually give a fuck
you're supposed to reveal yourself up there
i know yawl saw that fly
he/she already revealed himself/herself
there's always gonna be at least one person...
i have been chatting long enough i think
i can do a pretty good impression of josh lewis
i love the appalachian accident, i'm sorry vortex
he's one of the few kind souls in the nashville comedy scene
many have a very disrespectful, cut throat attitude
any kinda "support" is fake n totally in vain
i hate roasts but i understand that there's an art to it
comedy is very similar to hazing
6mos into comedy i shot myself in the foot hahaha
it was mainly white women n one black woman who acts super white
God knows why they're so jealous hahahaha
i gotta throw myself under the bus first
i'm kinda over hating women tho
it's not a joke tho, it's how i legit feel about them
scowling at me either cos of the Crucifix or cos i'm skinny (i think she's just insecure regardless)
histrionic bitch right there
luckily the muslims WILL take care of it
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