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The Jean Claude Van Damme movie The Order is more than just an Indiana Jones ripoff, it's a way of life. The Order is the movie where JCVD spin kicked war and poverty right in the face and brought in the golden age of humanity.

Crank 2 High Voltage is the most insane and the most amazing movie ever made. It takes everything that made Crank awesome and cranks it up to 11 in the craziest movie you will ever see. Jason Statham has to constantly electrocute himself while killing his enemies and locating his stolen heart. The entire movie is as absurd and awesome as its premise.

The movie A Dangerous Man is the rare Steven Seagal movie that doesn't even qualify as so bad it's good. A Dangerous Man is so bad it goes past good right back into bad. Steven Seagal should be ashamed of this travesty, but we all know shame isn't something Seagal can feel.

The 2001 Movie Replicant is another two Van Damme movie. This time he plays the main villain and his telepathic clone hunting him down with some other guy. With 2 Van Dammes, it is obviously the greatest movie ever made.

The most crazy action movie ever made is the 2007 movie Shoot 'Em Up which starts with a man being killed with a carrot and a gunfight while delivering a baby. Then thing start to get a little weird. If you like awesome action movies, then there's no excuse to be watching any movie other than Shoot 'Em Up ever again.

The terrible Steven Seagal movie Attrition is so bad and so dumb, that it should not be watched without highly advanced medical supervision. Steven Seagal actually tried with this movie and it is so much worse off for it. How he ever became a movie star is one of the universe's greatest mysteries.

I've seen alot of terrible Steven Seagal movies, but none are even close to the travesty of Out Of Reach. This Seagal movie makes his others look like Citizen Kane. He puts zero effort into anything and you can't understand most of what he says. He has a voice double for half the movie that goes out of his way to NOT sound like Seagal. You have to see it to believe it, but in all honesty you really shouldn't see it.

Jean Claude Van Damme or Steven Seagal. Two of the top action stars of the 80s and 90s go head to head as we compare Van Damme and Steven Seagal's breakout hits: Bloodsport and Above The Law. Is Van Damme really the best? Or can Seagal really squash Jean Claude like an ant as he claims?

The two Van Dammes movie Double Impact, starring Jean Claude Van Damme and his twin brother, JCVD, finally confirmed Van Damme was and is the greatest actor and gift mankind has ever received. As if you need any more reasons to watch a movie starring 2 Jean Claude Van Dammes, here's 5 more anyways.

The Best Stallone movie is the 1986 movie Cobra is one of the greatest action movies of all time. It is over the top insanity, with high doses of Stallone, action, and 1980s absurdity. Everything about it is %$#! awesome.

Here are 6 reasons why Jean Claude Van Damme's masterpiece Hard Target is the greatest movie ever made. From director John Woo, Van Damme awesomely standing on a motorcycle while shooting at vehicles and punching a punk snake in the face, the movie Hard Target is a work of art.

Nicolas Cage in the age old story of breaking out of hell to avenge his daughter's murder with Amber Heard and to prevent a satanic cult leader from becoming immortal. Easily the craziest movie ever made.

The Jean Claude Van Damme movie Derailed single handedly revived the one man vs army of terrorists aboard a train with biological weapons at stake genre that Steven Seagal almost killed a decade prior in the literal train wreck Under Siege 2: Dark Territory

Roohi is a Horror/Comedy movie out of India picked for me by a random movie generator. It tries to make human trafficking funny, but fails miserably. It's also about needy witches desperate to get married and how ridiculous India's marriage laws are.

Nicolas Cage movies are awesome just for having Nicolas Cage. When you get a completely insane movie like Prisoners Of The Ghostland to go with Cage's own insanity, you get something truly special. Prisoners Of The Ghostland is the movie Nicolas Cage was born to star in.

General Commander is the awful Steven Seagal movie that is the worst of all time. Seagal puts in absolutely no effort in what ends up being unintentionally hilarious. So bad it's good is the best you can hope for from Steven Seagal anymore.

The Nicolas Cage movie National Treasure is the most incredible movie ever made. It has Nicolas Cage doing crazy Nicolas Cage things like stealing the Declaration Of Independence which is the Nicolas Cagiest thing you couls possibly do.

The Jean Claude Van Damme movie masterpiece Inferno AKA Desert Heat is easily the greatest movie ever made. Van Damme went above and beyond with Inferno / Desert Heat and it is a powerful movie about friendship, coyotes, exploding vehicles, and hispanic ghosts.

The Steven Seagal movie Out For A Kill is the worst movie ever made in every possible way. The plot makes no sense, the action scenes are lazy, and Seagal is, well he's Seagal. I am a worse person for having seen the movie. Please tell my family that I loved them

Steven Seagal movie Pistol Whipped is a terrible movie where he doesn't look where he's shooting, the plot makes no sense, and he forces other actors to talk about how big his manhood is. Seagal is beyond being so bad its good and is so bad its embarrassing.

Steven Seagal movie Code Of Honor is an embarrassment in every possible way. His acting is terrible, the plot is stupid, and the My Night Shyamalan twist is insulting. I put my own sanity on the line, and break down why this movie is so terrible.

Re-upload as YouTube restricted video for secret reasons they refuse to explain. The bad Steven Seagal movie Belly Of The Beast is a complete failure on every level. His fighting ability is now as bad as his acting, but nobody ever told him. It's unclear if he never watches his movies, somehow thinks they're good, or just doesn't care. #stevenseagal #badmovies #sobaditsgood #recap #movierecap

The Steven Seagal movie Born To Raise Hell is the worst movie ever made, and doctors fear it may be the leading cause of strokes since its release in 2010. Please spread awareness about this terrible movie, and please do not allow loved ones to watch. #stevenseagal #badmovies #worstmovies

Jean Claude Van Damme's epic 1996 movie The Quest that he wrote and directed proved every movie should abandon their plot and turn into Bloodsport for the second half. The Quest has Van Damme as a clown, a pirate, a gun smuggler, a slave, and a leader of orphan pickpockets before saying "Who cares? Bloodsport RULES" #jeanclaudevandamme #vandamme #actionmovies #moviereview #jcvd

Contract To Kill is the terrible Steven Seagal movie that caused billions across the globe lose faith in everything. If you love your children, keep them away from Steven Seagal movies. #stevenseagal #badmovies #badmoviereview #worstmovies