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Hard Ticket To Hawaii is the movie that finally brought together the peanut butter and jelly of awesomeness: rocket launchers, mutant snakes, and nunchuks. I think this movie has something to do with diamonds and the DEA, but none of that matters because they're not rocket launchers or nunchuks. I think I was going somewhere with this, but why would anyone even waste their time reading this when they could be watching ROCKET LAUNCHERS AND NUNCHUKS and, oh yeah, MUTANT SNAKES. #actionmovies #sobaditsgood #worstmovies

Just when you thought Uwe Boll movies could get any worse, he goes and does something like Alone In The Dark 2. This movie came out over 15 years ago and even then there was no excuse for believing that nonsense. Uwe Boll's first Alone In The Dark movie was a god awful travesty that set mankind back several thousand years, so what are odds his direct to video sequel with 1/10th of the budget and zero Christian Slaters will be any better?

Steven Seagal and Nicolas Cage have been on a collision course since I started making the video and nothing can stop it now. Except maybe not watching the video, but it has Nicolas Cage embarrassing Steven Seagal so we all know that's not going to happen. #stevenseagal #nicolascage #versus 0:00 Intro 0:42 Round 1 Most Versatile 1:41 Round 2 Most Heroic 3:04 Round 3 Wider Range of Emotion 3:59 Round 4 The Better Action 5:04 Round 5 The Best Movie 5:50 Round 6 The Worst Movie 7:00 Round 7 The Better villain 7:50 Round 8 The Better Driver 8:44 Round 9 Most Bada$$ Moment 9:51 Round 10 The Best Improv 10:35 Round 11 The Best Accent 11:50 Round 12 The Best Speech 12:36 Winner Declared

One of Nicolas Cage's greatest movies featuring Nicolas Cage is Face Off. Where he took the bold stance that just because someone kills your child tragically in your arms doesn't mean you can't just replace them with their child and go on like nothing happened. As always, history has proven Nic Cage right. John Travolta is also in there somewhere, but I honestly didn't even notice him. It's mostly about Nicolas Cage doing Nicolas Cage things and taking other people's kids. Probably some John Woo doves in there, too. #nicolascage #bestmovies #actionmovies

The Wesley Snipes masterpiece movie known as Blade 2 is such an incredible achievement in art, that the IRS has absolutely no authority over anyone who stars in it and I'm pretty sure anyone who's ever seen it is exempt as well. Either way, it's an awesome Wesley Snipes movie and paying taxes is for losers anyways. Blade. #actionmovies #vampire

Everyone knows Steven Seagal is the Bum of Dumb. Now, Marsellus Wallace is coming for his titles of the Dummy of Tummy and 'The Round Mound of Sitting Down.' Things are gonna get real stupid, real fast. #stevenseagal #actionmovies #badmovies

The 2002 Resident Evil movie starring Milla Jovovich and some other people nobody cares about not only ruined your childhood, but it somehow was a box office success and and pumped out sequel after sequel which guaranteed it would ruin every phase of your life. Let's be clear, it wasn't going so great anyways, but still.

he Arnold Schwarzenegger blockbuster movie Eraser finally proved to the world that scientists are dumb and have no idea about ANYTHING. Everything in Arnold's Eraser movie is 100% FACT and I challenge any so called scientist to debate me on it, but they'll never accept because they're cowards who are also stupid and probably ugly, too.

The Jean Claude Van Damme and John Woo masterpiece 'Hard Target' is such an incredible display of awesomeness, that it blows my mind that other movies even exist. What reason could anyone have for watching something where Van Damme doesn't standing straight up and shooting while riding a motorcycle? Or punching a snake for getting uppity? Yeah, I know, Yancy Butler's eyebrows are super weird but you also have Wilford Brimley as a drunken Robin Hood and if you're still reading this instead of watching the movie then consider yourself dead to me.

Sure, 100s of movies have followed the same basic premise of martial-arts oriented orphan rock band who sing about events that haven't happened yet while being targeted by ninja bikers and TJ Miller for dubious reasons. But this one does it the most. #worstmovie #sobaditsgood #actionmovies

Look, you're a schlub with almost nothing going for you, while Bruce Willis's Die Hard is a non-stop adrenaline rush of awesome. We all know it couldn't care less about your cat being happy to see you or that you stocked up on tomato sauce because they had a sale going. But it at least pretends like you're not the most boring person on the planet, which takes A LOT of effort. The Bruce Willis movie Die Hard is way too good for you, and we all know it.

Steven Seagal's godawful excuse for a movie Half Past Dead is so mind numbingly irritating it's constantly talking about how it's a Scorpio and how they're loyal and devoted, but that's complete BS because anyone that's seen a Steven Seagal movie knows they're all Cancers with a dash of Gemini

RE-UPLOAD: See pinned comment. A movie that's been misunderstood for years, but is actually about the importance of occupational and residential safety. This man is passionate about this subject and this is his gift to the world. #actionmovies #bestmovie #wesleysnipes

Wait, isn't Blade the Wesley Snipes vampire movie? It is, but it's so much more than that. Not only does Snipes chop off vampire heads with swords, but he gives a very educational lesson on gravity and friction as well as handy tips on how to keep your work or home safe from fire hazards and other dangerous situations.

2 Fast 2 Furious is 2 good 2 4 U 2 BLEVE. Better than the 1st The Fast and the Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious is gets rid of those boring concepts of reality and physics and replaces them with 1200hp of awesome. I'm sure there's a plot to this, but nobody cares we just want to see awesome cars doing awesome things.

The Neil Breen masterpiece movie Double Down is so corrupt, so immoral, and betrays the public trust so much that now he must eliminate all of Las Vegas. Neil Breen didn't want it to come to this, but it is so bad that all the national, and international, corruption that he invented (the secret corruption) must now be destroyed or he will expose more than anyone ever has.. EVER

Steven Seagal and Rob Schneider put Battle of Hastings and all of World War 2 to shame, with this monumental battle to prove once and for all who's less terrible. Seagal and Schneider have both made a strong case with their awful movies, but here and now we finally settle the debate that nobody has ever had, and never will. #battle #stevenseagal #actionmovies #robschneider 0:42 Round 1 Better Body 1:29 Round 2 Least Stupid 2:35 Round 3 Most Coherent 3:33 Round 4 Most Honest 4:50 Round 5 Better Co-Stars 5:45 Round 6 Who's Braver? 6:54 Round 7 Best Sequel 7:44 Round 8 Better Runner 7:50 Round 9 Firearms Expertise 8:22 Round 10 Most Athletic 9:23 Round 11 More Believable As CIA 10:22 Round 12 Better Dancer 11:01 Round 13 The Funniest.. Intentionally 11:50 Final Score and Winner Declared

The Steven Seagal movie Maximum Conviction with Stone Cold Steve Austin and Steven Seagal is so insufferable that it thinks people actually care about its annoying kids or anything that happens in their stupid little lives. If they win an MMA tournament or get hit by a bus, then maybe people will pretend to care, but otherwise there's no reason anyone needs to know they even exist.

The Uwe Boll travesty of a movie known as BloodRayne Deliverance is so terrible and it doesn't even realize it. It even claps when the waiter drops dishes, even though nobody has ever thought that was funny in the history of mankind, and all it does is make the entire restaurant hate them. You just know it's going to keep on doing it though, like it invented that stupid move which only drags society down one step closer to a complete collapse.

Arnold Schwarzenegger movies have taught us all invaluable lessons, and the movie Predator is no exception. When the day comes where we make contact with other life forms, if we do anything other than immediately destroy them and everything they hold dear then we are failing our children and there will be no future. And if I'm wrong? Oh well. At least we got to blow stuff up.

The Fast And The Furious is the movie that finally proved to the world that Charles Manson was just misunderstood. Turns out he was just really into drag racing and everybody had to think the worst and its time we all give him a big apology. I know he died years ago, but that sounds like an excuse and you're better than that. #thefastandthefurious #fastandfurious #bestmovie

The only bad thing anyone can say about the movie Big Trouble In Little China is the depression that comes from realizing how much better movies were and that we all know they're somehow only going to get worse. While that's terrible, Big Trouble In Little China still exists so you should just shut up and watch that instead of being a crybaby loser.

The Steven Seagal tragedy, also known as The Keeper, has absolutely no sense of common decency an refuses to acknowledge the #1 guy rule of a urinal space between each person. Steven Seagal movies have gotten to the point where they can actually violate the most sacred of mancodes. While you're here, I know if there's 3 urinals its just a habit to use the one in the middle as that gives you a space on both sides, but then if someone else has to use it they're now FORCED to stand next to you. Please think about what you're doing. #stevenseagal #badmovie #worstmovie

Nicolas Cage has made a career doing the impossible. In the Nic Cage movie The Rock, he nearly made San Francisco look like a real city. In the end, everyone was rooting for its destruction of course, but still. There's also that one guy from Medicine Man and that other guy from The Abyss. And, oh yeah, HE FOUND RICHIE. #nicolascage #therock #moviereview

The 1985 smash hit movie The Last Dragon managed to do the impossible: still be awesome despite Disney. People will say it's a coincidence and the Disney movie that came out 26 years later was completely unrelated, but we all know that's a bunch of BS and Disney will not rest until they destroy everything you love. #thelastdragon #actionmovies #bestmovie