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Stallone took on the herculean task of trying to drag Rob Schneider along through Judge Dredd and make it an enjoyable movie. He didn't succeed, of course, but he came really close which is admirable. Thank you, Stallone, for all you do for us. #stallone #bestmovies #badmovies #spaceice #actionmovies

Check out my Patreon for ad-free and censorship free videos: patreon.com/Space_Ice The terrible Steven Seagal movie Shadow Man is an absolute atrocity condemned by every nation on earth. It is single handedly responsible for the great syphilis epidemic of the 18th, 19th, and 21st century. If you care about your health at all, then you wouldn't be here in the first place you filthy liar. #stevenseagal #worstmovies #actionmovies #badmovies

The insane Jean Claude Van Damme movie Knock Off is such an amazing masterpiece, that it somehow overcomes Rob Schneider at his Rob Schneiderest and even makes you wish you had your own pants bombs. Also, Budda blows up for some reason. #vandamme #jcvd #actionmovies #bestmovies #spaceice

The Steven Seagal movie Driven To Kill is by far the worst thing to ever exist. If you even attempt to watch it, your mother will no longer speak with you and your annoying sibling will simply be known as "the good one". This sounds harsh, but it's not. Your mom is right and you owe her an apology.

Steven Seagal's movie The Foreigner is by far the most terrible movie I have ever seen since the last time I saw a Steven Seagal movie. I don't remember which of his awful movies it was, and I think I'm going insane

The Sylvester Stallone movie Demolition Man is such an amazing movie that we can finally forgive him for the travesty that is Rocky 5. Wesley Snipes wasn't in Rocky V so I don't know how he got dragged into this, but we're all grateful for it.

The Jean Claude Van Damme mega blockbuster movie Sudden Death is guaranteed to make your testicles explode. If you don't have testicles, IT DOESN'T MATTER THEY'LL STILL EXPLODE. Van Damme is such an incredible talent, that not only will you not mind but YOU'LL THANK HIM for the ball exploding awesomeness that is Sudden Death.

Check out my Patreon for ad-free and censorship free videos: patreon.com/Space_Ice The Steven Seagal movie Mercenary For Justice is Seagal's way of proving that it's better to make 4 terrible movies, than 1 good one. It tries to be a war movie, bank heist, hostage rescue, and prison break movie and fails miserably at all of them.

Full short film found here: https://youtube.com/c/Molfilmsrocks I have been humbled and am not afraid to admit when I'm wrong. This comeback movie finally put him back on top of the world like he always said he was. Judge And Jury is by far his greatest movie

Nicolas Cage movie Willy's Wonderland is so awesome, I carried 3 babies full term and I don't even have a uterus or anything to make that possible. If you've ever dreamt of watching Nicolas Cage let his fists do the talking against evil animatronics, AND WHO HASN'T?, then Willy's Wonderland is the movie for you. If you haven't dreamt of something that incredible, then you can go to hell.

The Jean Claude Van Damme movie Double Team has been scientifically proven to reduce infant explosions by up to 27%. Yes, Dennis Rodman is in the movie and no, he really shouldn't be. But come on, it has Van Damme kicking tigers in the face so why are you reading this instead of watching the video?

The Neil Breen movie Fateful Findings that's directly to blame for the the world spinning into the dystopian nightmare we see today, instead of the nirvana we were so close to achieving. Fateful Findings and Neil Breen are to blame for every terrible thing to happen to anyone since its release in 2013.

The Van Damme movie Timecop is by far the greatest science fiction movie masterpiece of all time. It's like Looper starring Bruce Willis, only like a million times better. Van Damme, through the movie Timecop, changed the world for the better and gave us eternal peace and prosperity.

Steven Seagal and Jean Claude Van Damme are the greatest action stars of all time, but who's number 1? We put them head to head in a 12 round matchup and compare two of their best movies: Hard Target and Marked For Death to declare, once and for all, that Van Damme is so much better it's really just sad.

Contract To Kill is the terrible Steven Seagal movie that caused billions across the globe lose faith in everything. If you love your children, keep them away from Steven Seagal movies.

The Nicolas Cage movie Season Of The Witch is about crusaders doing the dumbest things at every possible step to the point where you're longer able to have children. It does have Nicolas Cage, though, who's always awesome and makes everything worth watching. Everything else is just awful.

The Steven Seagal movie Born To Raise Hell is the worst movie ever made, and doctors fear it may be the leading cause of strokes since its release in 2010. Please spread awareness about this terrible movie, and please do not allow loved ones to watch.

The 2007 Uwe Boll movie In The Name Of The King takes everything you love about Lord Of The Rings, and completely trashes it in favor of non-sensical garbage. Outside of Jason Statham, everything about this travesty will make you angry and hate your life.

Jean Claude Van Damme's epic 1996 movie The Quest that he wrote and directed proved every movie should abandon their plot and turn into Bloodsport for the second half. The Quest has Van Damme as a clown, a pirate, a gun smuggler, a slave, and a leader of orphan pickpockets before saying "Who cares? Bloodsport RULES"

BloodRayne the 2005 Uwe Boll vampire movie is such a failure on every level, that just watching it hurts puppies. The plot is incoherent, the action scenes are laughable, and none of the actors want to be there. The only thing more confusing than the movie, is how it was able to spawn 2 sequels. Please, do not watch the movie BloodRayne. Think of the puppies.

The Steven Seagal movie Today You Die is a horrific disaster of a movie, that no human should be forced to endure. It violates common decency and several articles of the Geneva Convention. If you love your children, please keep them away from Steven Seagal and this travesty of a movie.

Steven Seagal movies are always bad and commonly lead to alcohol abuse. End Of A Gun is a Steven Seagal movie so terrible, it will literally destroy your life. Please don't make the same mistake I did by watching and reviewing this absolute travesty. Get help, please.

The Steven Seagal movie Submerged is completely incoherent nonsense. The plot makes absolutely no sense, the action scenes are insulting, and Steven Seagal barely shows up even in his own scenes. It's truly a remarkable achievement of laziness and apathy.

The movie Lionheart is Jean Claude Van Damme pulling out all the stops and spin kicks everything in its smug little face. Lionheart changed action movies as we know it and ushered in the holy age of JCVD. He fights people in handball courts, partially filled pools, parking garages, and every place you can think of.

The 2005 Uwe Boll movie Alone In The Dark starring Christian Slater is not just the worst horror movie, but the worst movie ever made in any genre. Everything about Alone In The Dark is boring, painful, boring, lazy, incompetent, and BORING. I sacrificed myself for the greater good and watched it so nobody else had to. Don't make the same mistake I did