Steven Seagal's True Justice Street Wars Will Not Stop, Ever, Until You Are Dead - Worst Movie Ever
Listen and understand. Steven Seagal's True Justice Street Wars is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
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Seagal's True Justice Dark Vengeance Is So Bad Even Disney Would Cancel It - Worst Movie Ever
Steven Seagal's tv/movie that shouldn't qualify as either is so terrible, that even Disney would have no choice but to cancel it. But it did get more seasons than The Acolyte, and I have no idea how to feel about that.
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Seagal's True Justice Deadly Crossing Is So Bad That Hating It Makes You A Bigot - Worst Movie Ever
Seagal's TV series pretending to a series of terrible movies is so bad, that if you don't love it and shower it with praise, then it must be because you're a bigot. Be better.
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Steven Seagal's Under Siege 2 Is The Seagal Running Of Seagal Movies - Worst Movie Ever
Steven Seagal's Under Siege 2 is so bad it goes past good back into bad at least 3 times. The "script" was a picture of Seagal running a guy drew as a joke, but Seagal thought it was real so 15 and a half minutes later the movie was in theaters and nobody was happy.
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Part 2 - Rings Of Power Is Better Than Lord Of The Rings In Every Way - Best Movie Ever
Second half of the first season of The Rings Of Power, finally fixed the biggest problem with Lord Of The Rings: the hack writer Tolkien who never had an original thought in his life. Thankfully, Amazon is here to show us the light and turn trash into pure gold. Thank you, Amazon Overlords.
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Rings Of Power Is So Good It Finally Fixed Tolkien's Mess - Best Movie Ever Part 1
The Rings Of Power finally fixes the biggest problem with Lord Of The Rings: the hack writer Tolkien who never had an original thought in his life. Thankfully, Amazon is here to show us the light and turn trash into pure gold. Thank you, Amazon Overlords.
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Resident Evil The Final Chapter Is So Bad There May have Been A Plot Hole - Worst Movie Ever
Resident Evil The Final Chapter with Milla Jovovich is movie 6 or 10 or something in a franchise that had a flawless record of zero plot holes until they had to go and ruin it. I won't spoil it for you, but while it's very hard to spot it, when you do it will ruin the entire thing.
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Mad Max Fury Road Is So Good You'll Be Glad That Hope Is Mistake - Best Movie Ever
Mad Max Fury Road taught the world that hope is a mistake, and what mistake it is. Anything that gets mutant looking freaks playing double neck fire spitting guitars on an amp truck while everything and everyone around them explodes, I lost my train of thought but who cares because you know that visual is awesome.
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Steven Seagal's The Patriot Is So Bad It Revolutionized Medicine Forever - Worst Movie Ever
Steven Seagal's The Patriot is a lot like Mel Gibson's The Patriot, only its terrible in every way and has absolutely nothing to do with being a patriot. In fact, Seagal's The Patriot has nothing to do with anything and I refuse to believe it wasn't thrown together by an intern putting random scenes together as a joke, but it ended up being better than anything Seagal's ever made so they just went with it.
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Battlefield Earth Is So Bad That Screw It, The Aliens Can Have It - Worst Movie Ever
Battlefield Earth is the John Travolta war crime that managed to bring peace on Earth, by convincing everyone that it wasn't worth fighting for. There was then an even BIGGER war over who would be in charge of a planet that was capable of atrocities like this movie. Just like the movie, that war had no winners.
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Star Wars The Acolyte Is So Good The Fans Failed The Critics - Best Movie Ever
Star Wars The Acolyte is the single greatest piece of art known to man, but audiences don't believe it. Don't you understand that critics know what's best for you? Why would you question them? They do this for a living, I think they know what they're talking about.
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Tenet Is So Good WoW dooG oS sI teneT - Best Movie Ever
The Christopher Nolan movie Tenet is so good you'll finally understand why that taco cat is never odd or even. It will also make you feel stupid, because you didn't understand it even though I understood all of it perfectly the very first time and even pointed out a couple mistakes that the director admits was wrong and even apologized to me for.
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Arnold's Conan The Destroyer Proved Masculinity Is The Greatest Thing Ever - Best Movie Ever
It's settled, folks. Arnold Schwarzenegger and the mega blockbuster hit movie Conan The Destroyer proved once and for all: masculinity is awesome. That's not saying everything has to be masculine, but most things would be way cooler if they were.
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If you enjoy Seagal movies, there's nothing I could do to you that's worse than what you do to yourself
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Steven Seagal's Exit Wounds Is So Bad DMX Was Jailed Over 30 Times - Worst Movie Ever
Steven Seagal's terrible Exit Wounds was the real reason DMX life spiraled out of control and, like all bad things, Seagal is responsible for all of it. Somehow, Exit Wounds wasn't a complete flop but that has to be due to morbid curiosity. I refuse to believe people actually liked this movie.
#seagal #badmovies #movierecap
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'Resident Evil: Retribution' Is So Bad It's Like Looking Into A Mirror - Worst Movie Ever
Resident Evil Retribution is the mega blockbuster hit movie that's pretty much a movie version of you. If you want to talk about wasted potential, stupid decisions, complete pointlessness, and I don't even know which one we're talking about right now. It has Milla Jovovich, the lady that changed her hair, and the Chinese one but then there's Michelle Rodriguez and even the good things are corrupted.
Do better.
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'The Beekeeper' Exposes The Dark, Gritty, & Violent World Of Apiculture - Best Movie Ever
The Beekeeper with Jason Statham and that lady from the Cosby show and Jeremy Irons sometimes, and I think that was Minnie Driver? Either way, it finally exposes the dark and gritty world Beekeepers live in EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. This isn't John Wick with bees, John Wick is The Beekeeper WITHOUT bees. Don't be a coward.
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New Van Damme 'Darkness Of Man' Is So Good You'll Learn To Feel Again - Best Movie Ever
Jean Claude Van Damme has done it again with his mega blockbuster hit movie Darkness Of Man. Just when we thought there was nothing for us except a cold and empty void of misery, he spin kicked up straight and now everything's AWESOME again. Oh JCVD, what would we do without you? Oh yeah, Eric Roberts also orders a burrito.
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Movie "Shoot 'Em Up" Is So Good You'll Realize How Worthless You Truly Are - Best Movie Ever
Shoot 'Em Up with Clive Owen and Paul Giamatti proved that good movies make you feel good about yourself, but incredible movies make you realize you'll never compare to its greatness and everything you do is meaningless. Honestly, I'm surprised it took you this long to figure it out, but I'm also not cause you're kinda dumb, too.
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#shootemup #actionmovie #bestmovie
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Steven Seagal's Ticker Is So Bad It's Almost As Bad As The Movie 'Ticker' - Worst Movie Ever
Steven Seagal's movie Ticker is almost as bad as his actual ticker, which is really saying something. Heart health is no joke, but his movies HAVE TO BE. At least that's what I tell myself, because I've seen more Seagal movies than anyone ever should and I'm a broken shell of what used to be a person.
#seagal #badmovie #why
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Con Air Is So Good It'll Restore Your Faith In Mankind - Best Movie Ever - Nicolas Cage
Nicolas Cage's movie Con Air will give you back what Steven Seagal stole from you. Your innocence, your happiness, and all that other stuff people like. Nicolas is Steven Seagal's exact opposite. I'm not saying Nicolas Cage can't do any wrong, but I am saying he HASN'T done anything wrong, EVER. He also does spin kicks and created the Alabama accent that scientists agree is the one and only true Alabama accent.
#nicolascage #bestmovie #satirecomedy
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Road House 2024 Is So Bad Conor McGregor Isn't Even A Top 10 Reason - Worst Movie Ever
Road House, the 2024 very necessary remake of the 1989 way of life, did the impossible and made a movie where Conor McGregor was somehow "Ok, I guess?". By comparison, obviously, he's still awful. Oh yeah, they also replaced the Sam Elliott character with a 15 year old girl because good things aren't allowed to exist anymore.
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Roadhouse Is So Good It'll Fix Your Many Many MANY Flaws - Best Movie Ever
Look, I know it. You know. Roadhouse with Patrick Swayze knows it. You're an absolute mess. There's nothing redeemable about you. The only thing you have, is hope. Hope in the form of the 1989 movie Roadhouse that forever changed the world and is the only thing giving your sorry existence a chance. If you haven't seen it, then what's wrong with you? If you have seen it, then you know what's up and I have no beef with you.
#actionmovie #roadhouse #bestmovie
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Steven Seagal's The Glimmer Man Is So Bad It Has An Incredible MLM Opportunity - Worst Movie Ever
I'm not saying Steven Seagal's movie The Glimmer Man is a pyramid scheme, because those only take your money. Seagal's The Glimmer Man takes your money, your dignity, your soul, and any chance of another human being ever looking at you with anything other than disgust. If you've seen this movie, you're an awful person and you should be ashamed.
#stevenseagal #worstmovie #badpeople
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Resident Evil Afterlife Is So Bad It Keeps Telling You It's "Fine" - Worst Movie Ever
Resident Evil Afterlife is somehow the 4th movie in this terrible franchise and of course it made money because everything in the world has to go wrong like every single time. Some things happen, but they're all really stupid and I'm sure the next movie will pretend like they didn't so it can replace it with something stupider and round and round we go.
#residentevil #badmovies #actionmovies
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Fast And The Furious Five Is So Good It Broke Reality - Best Movie Ever
The 5th Fast And The Furious movie, Fast 5, doesn't make a lot of sense which is one of its biggest strengths. Nobody cares about plots, feelings, dialogue, or any of that nonsense. We want fast cars, crazy stunts, and to give science a big middle finger because you're not welcome here. #actionmovies #fast5 #bestmovies
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