Nicolas Cage Movie National Treasure Is A Masterpiece - Best Movie Ever
The Nicolas Cage movie National Treasure is the most incredible movie ever made. It has Nicolas Cage doing crazy Nicolas Cage things like stealing the Declaration Of Independence which is the Nicolas Cagiest thing you couls possibly do.
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Van Damme Movie Inferno Is An Underrated JCVD Masterpiece - Desert Heat
The Jean Claude Van Damme movie masterpiece Inferno AKA Desert Heat is easily the greatest movie ever made. Van Damme went above and beyond with Inferno / Desert Heat and it is a powerful movie about friendship, coyotes, exploding vehicles, and hispanic ghosts.
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Steven Seagal Movie Out For A Kill Is So Lazy He Fights Sitting Down - Worst Movie Ever
The Steven Seagal movie Out For A Kill is the worst movie ever made in every possible way. The plot makes no sense, the action scenes are lazy, and Seagal is, well he's Seagal. I am a worse person for having seen the movie. Please tell my family that I loved them
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Steven Seagal's Pistol Whipped Is A Delusional Dumpster Fire - Worst Movie Ever
Steven Seagal movie Pistol Whipped is a terrible movie where he doesn't look where he's shooting, the plot makes no sense, and he forces other actors to talk about how big his manhood is. Seagal is beyond being so bad its good and is so bad its embarrassing.
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Steven Seagal's Code Of Honor Is An Incoherent Mess - Worst Movie Ever
Steven Seagal movie Code Of Honor is an embarrassment in every possible way. His acting is terrible, the plot is stupid, and the My Night Shyamalan twist is insulting. I put my own sanity on the line, and break down why this movie is so terrible.
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Steven Seagal Movie Belly Of The Beast Is An Insult To All Humanity - Worst Movie Ever
Re-upload as YouTube restricted video for secret reasons they refuse to explain.
The bad Steven Seagal movie Belly Of The Beast is a complete failure on every level. His fighting ability is now as bad as his acting, but nobody ever told him. It's unclear if he never watches his movies, somehow thinks they're good, or just doesn't care.
#stevenseagal #badmovies #sobaditsgood #recap #movierecap
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Steven Seagal Movie Born To Raise Hell Is So Bad You'll Have A Stroke - Worst Movie Ever
The Steven Seagal movie Born To Raise Hell is the worst movie ever made, and doctors fear it may be the leading cause of strokes since its release in 2010. Please spread awareness about this terrible movie, and please do not allow loved ones to watch.
#stevenseagal #badmovies #worstmovies
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Van Damme Movie The Quest Is Bloodsport But Way More Awesome - Best Movie Ever
Jean Claude Van Damme's epic 1996 movie The Quest that he wrote and directed proved every movie should abandon their plot and turn into Bloodsport for the second half. The Quest has Van Damme as a clown, a pirate, a gun smuggler, a slave, and a leader of orphan pickpockets before saying "Who cares? Bloodsport RULES"
#jeanclaudevandamme #vandamme #actionmovies #moviereview #jcvd
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Steven Seagal Movie Contract To Kill Is So Bad It'll Corrupt Your Soul - Worst Movie Ever
Contract To Kill is the terrible Steven Seagal movie that caused billions across the globe lose faith in everything. If you love your children, keep them away from Steven Seagal movies.
#stevenseagal #badmovies #badmoviereview #worstmovies
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Uwe Boll Movie BloodRayne Is So Bad It'll Kick Your Dog - Worst Movie Ever
BloodRayne the 2005 Uwe Boll vampire movie is such a failure on every level, that just watching it hurts puppies. The plot is incoherent, the action scenes are laughable, and none of the actors want to be there. The only thing more confusing than the movie, is how it was able to spawn 2 sequels. Please, do not watch the movie BloodRayne. Think of the puppies.
#worstmovies #uweboll #moviereview #bloodrayne
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Steven Seagal Movie Today You Die Is So Bad It's A Crime Against Humanity - Worst Movie Ever
The Steven Seagal movie Today You Die is a horrific disaster of a movie, that no human should be forced to endure. It violates common decency and several articles of the Geneva Convention. If you love your children, please keep them away from Steven Seagal and this travesty of a movie.
#stevenseagal #badmovies #worstmovies
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Uwe Boll's Lord Of The Rings Rip Off In The Name Of The King - Worst Movie Ever
The 2007 Uwe Boll movie In The Name Of The King takes everything you love about Lord Of The Rings, and completely trashes it in favor of non-sensical garbage. Outside of Jason Statham, everything about this travesty will make you angry and hate your life.
#worstmovies #badmovies #jasonstatham #uweboll
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Steven Seagal Movie End Of A Gun Is So Bad It'll Ruin Your Life - Worst Movie Ever
Steven Seagal movies are always bad and commonly lead to alcohol abuse. End Of A Gun is a Steven Seagal movie so terrible, it will literally destroy your life. Please don't make the same mistake I did by watching and reviewing this absolute travesty. Get help, please. Space Ice
#stevenseagal #badmovies #actionmovies #worstmovies
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Van Damme Movie Lionheart Is Your New Favorite Movie - Best Movie Ever
The movie Lionheart is Jean Claude Van Damme pulling out all the stops and spin kicks everything in its smug little face. Lionheart changed action movies as we know it and ushered in the holy age of JCVD. He fights people in handball courts, partially filled pools, parking garages, and every place you can think of.
#jcvd #vandamme #jeanclaudevandamme #actionmovies
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Worst Horror Movie Ever: Uwe Boll's Alone In The Dark - Worst Movie Ever
The 2005 Uwe Boll movie Alone In The Dark starring Christian Slater is not just the worst horror movie, but the worst movie ever made in any genre. Everything about Alone In The Dark is boring, painful, boring, lazy, incompetent, and BORING. I sacrificed myself for the greater good and watched it so nobody else had to.
Don't make the same mistake I did
#badmovies #aloneinthedark #uweboll #actionmovies
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Steven Seagal's Submerged Is Like 4 Different Movies And They're All Awful - Worst Movie Ever
The Steven Seagal movie Submerged is completely incoherent nonsense. The plot makes absolutely no sense, the action scenes are insulting, and Steven Seagal barely shows up even in his own scenes. It's truly a remarkable achievement of laziness and apathy.
#stevenseagal #badmovies #worstmovies #moviereview
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Jason Statham's Crank 2 Is The Craziest Movie Ever Made
Crank 2 High Voltage is the most insane and the most amazing movie ever made. It takes everything that made Crank awesome and cranks it up to 11 in the craziest movie you will ever see. Jason Statham has to constantly electrocute himself while killing his enemies and locating his stolen heart.
The entire movie is as absurd and awesome as its premise.
#actionmovies #overthetop #jasonstatham
0:00 Introduction
0:35 The Premise
2:12 Perfectly Relatable
3:55 The Characters
5:23 Gives No Fu***
6:30 Honorable Mentions
7:52 Science
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Steven Seagal Movie A Dangerous Man Is A Sad And Hilarious Mess - Worst Movie Ever
The movie A Dangerous Man is the rare Steven Seagal movie that doesn't even qualify as so bad it's good. A Dangerous Man is so bad it goes past good right back into bad. Steven Seagal should be ashamed of this travesty, but we all know shame isn't something Seagal can feel.
#stevenseagal #seagal #badmovies #worstmovies
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Shoot 'Em Up Is The Most Insane And Over The Top Movie Ever Made
The most crazy action movie ever made is the 2007 movie Shoot 'Em Up which starts with a man being killed with a carrot and a gunfight while delivering a baby. Then thing start to get a little weird. If you like awesome action movies, then there's no excuse to be watching any movie other than Shoot 'Em Up ever again.
#actionmovies #shootemup #bestmovies
0:00 Introduction
0:29 Awesomeness
2:45 The Plot
4:05 Ingenuity
5:51 Knowledge
6:52 Honorable Mentions
8:04 Parenting
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Two Van Damme Movie Replicant Is Terrifying And Awesome - Best Movie Ever
The 2001 Movie Replicant is another two Van Damme movie. This time he plays the main villain and his telepathic clone hunting him down with some other guy. With 2 Van Dammes, it is obviously the greatest movie ever made.
#jcvd #jeanclaudevandamme #vandamme #actionmovie #actionmovies
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Steven Seagal Movie Attrition Is His Insulting Attempt At Arthouse - Worst Movie Ever
The terrible Steven Seagal movie Attrition is so bad and so dumb, that it should not be watched without highly advanced medical supervision. Steven Seagal actually tried with this movie and it is so much worse off for it. How he ever became a movie star is one of the universe's greatest mysteries.
0:00 Introduction
0:37 The Plot
1:49 Pointlessness
5:36 Philosophy
6:44 Artistic $#!+
8:07 Honorable Mentions
9:54 Narcissism
#stevenseagal #badmovies #worstmovies #actionmovies #seagal
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Van Damme Movie The Order Is Indiana Jones But Jewish With Spin Kicks - Best Movie Ever
The Jean Claude Van Damme movie The Order is more than just an Indiana Jones ripoff, it's a way of life. The Order is the movie where JCVD spin kicked war and poverty right in the face and brought in the golden age of humanity.
Here's 5 reasons why
0:00 Introduction
0:47 Van Damme
2:51 Mind Blowingness
4:26 Incompetent Police
6:56 The Dancing
7:48 Honorable Mentions
9:29 World Peace
#vandamme #jcvd #jeanclaudevandamme #actionmovies #moviereview
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Steven Seagal Movie Out Of Reach Is So Oblivious It's Mind Blowing - Worst Movie Ever
I've seen alot of terrible Steven Seagal movies, but none are even close to the travesty of Out Of Reach. This Seagal movie makes his others look like Citizen Kane. He puts zero effort into anything and you can't understand most of what he says. He has a voice double for half the movie that goes out of his way to NOT sound like Seagal. You have to see it to believe it, but in all honesty you really shouldn't see it.
#stevenseagal #worstmovies #badmovies #actionmovie
0:00 Introduction
0:27 Inappropriateness
1:22 Talking Is Hard
2:43 Incoherent Plot
4:33 Awful Fight Scenes
5:50 Honorable Mentions
8:26 Laziness
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Why Van Damme's Double Impact Is Two Van Damme Good - Best Movie Ever Made
The two Van Dammes movie Double Impact, starring Jean Claude Van Damme and his twin brother, JCVD, finally confirmed Van Damme was and is the greatest actor and gift mankind has ever received. As if you need any more reasons to watch a movie starring 2 Jean Claude Van Dammes, here's 5 more anyways.
#jcvd #jeanclaudevandamme #actionmovies #vandamme #top5
0:00 Introduction
0:29 Van Damme
1:18 Another Van Damme
2:38 Seriously Two Van Dammes
3:51 The Dancing
4:31 Honorable Mentions
5:54 Bolo Rematches
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Steven Seagal vs Van Damme - Who Wins? Debate Finally Settled - Bloodsport & Above The Law
Jean Claude Van Damme or Steven Seagal. Two of the top action stars of the 80s and 90s go head to head as we compare Van Damme and Steven Seagal's breakout hits: Bloodsport and Above The Law. Is Van Damme really the best? Or can Seagal really squash Jean Claude like an ant as he claims?
0:00 Introduction
0:24 Round 1 Better Physique
0:52 Round 2 The Best Fight
1:53 Round 3 The Better Runner
2:48 Round 4 Best Show Of Emotion
3:48 Round 5 Better Opponents
5:32 Round 6 The Best Move
6:24 Round 7 The Better Story
7:14 Final Score
#jcvd #vandamme #stevenseagal #whowins #whowouldwin
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