Things I've Found on Vintage Media

This commercial actually promotes some good ideas. Get those kids away from their screens for a day.

The pure hubris of commercials never ceases to amuse. Yes, I definitely believe that Frosted Mini-Wheats are so amazing that everyone in the house looks for them at the same time. It is the crack of cereals.

Ah, yes, that most Korean of restaurants... McDonalds.

Made-for-TV movies were the Direct-to-Netflix movies of their day.

Don't pay attention to the prices... It's too depressing.

Mantis Gardening to go with your Mantis Kung-Fu.

Mmmmm... Scalding hot Bean Juice.

Talk about an entitled kid.

Never heard of this medicine before. Anyone out there use it?

That is an adorable puppy. But when you think about how this commercial is from the 90s, you realize it's already grown old and died. ... Oh, I made myself sad.

The chances this guy is actually Jamaican are rather low, I would imagine.

This video won awards. Seriously.

These kinds of changes are clearly not caused by mere odors. Clear evidence of magical spells going on here.

Houston, we have a vintage media commercial here.

Still the best there's ever been at basketball. Never was much of an actor though.

All these people are there "paying tribute" so they don't get their knees shattered.

Avery Brooks proving that he can play a badass who isn't in space.

I'll bet you thought I didn't have any more Croation music. Well you were wrong!

It was a different time. Not everyone had credit cards and we just trusted each other with checks going out in snail mail. Also, most people still read print media. For fun, even. Not just because they had to! Good times... good times....

I guess "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" was still popular when this was made?

Oh, yeah, now that's some visual nostalgia. Basic shapes and strange patterns.

This is one of those shows I always meant to get into but haven't yet. It's been 25-ish years since I first heard of it. Moral of the story: Stop meaning to get to things and just get to things.

"How do you do, fellow kids?" has been a thing from corporations for forever.

I guess November has become "Aliens Documentaries Month".

I guarantee you'll never find a grumpier, older man than me.