Things I've Found on Vintage Media

It was a daaaaaark and stormy niiiiiiight...

I can "bear"-ly stand this commercial.

Sorry, this is about the movie, not the N64 game.

I detect a slight hint of sarcasm in this commercial.

These kinds of documentaries are the perfect background noise for playing X-Com.

I should have put this one out on Halloween. It's one of the most frightening commercials I've ever seen.

A surprisingly small amount of people know that the Prizm was just a re-branded Toyota Corolla. A few cosmetic changes is all there was. Everything else? Identical.

This is how it showed up on the tape. It seems to be where the previous recording ended and the next part began. I would have loved to have had the full list.

Do you like BYU? Do you like mediocre rap songs with the lyrics removed? Then have I got the B-side for you!!!

Do you like BYU? Do you like mediocre rap songs? Then have I got the cassette tape for you!

Healthcraft is the much less popular sequel to Warcraft.

Chris Carter talks about the X-Files episodes "Darkness Falls" and "The Erlenmeyer Flask". He also about why you can't trust the government. In unrelated news, Christ Carter is now my favorite TV producer.

This is actually a good idea. I can't imagine it not being the standard method these days.

Do you think the tourism departments from each island got together and all pitched in for a single video because that would be cheaper that way?

I don't trust it.

I love how this commercial can't tell if it wants to be a clean, dystopian future from the early 2000s or an early Apple iPod commercial.

Golf swinging... That makes a lot more sense.

Corporate America, why you always gotta ruin a perfectly good commercial with a terrible parody?

I wish I could make a joke, but as someone with a weak palate, I take massive damage from spicy.

I've never heard of this "Reveal" brand. Anyone ever use their stuff?

*Gasps in English*!!!

Looking back, you'd think this was a show inspired by first responders after 9/11, but nope. It was around two years before then.

Who's a good hunter? Who's a good hunting boy? Hank is! Yes he is!

Something tells me a lot of parents aren't against this drug.

Like anti-matter, parents explode when they come into contact with drugs.