Things I've Found on Vintage Media

More! MORE CROATIAN MUSIC!

Gotta tug those heartstrings to loosen those pursestrings.

JUST INJECT THE NOSTALGIA INTO MY VEINS!!!!!

I'll bet you figured I only had one video of Croation music, didn't you?

Very niche industry.

That's the name of the video, not any sort of comment about myself.

For all my Croation viewers.

I'll be honest, only a crazy person would try to fish the Kenai River these days. Technically the fishing is still good but the river is WAY too crowded to make it worth it.

A college for people who want to learn about diving.

2004 is still a little too close to "Web 2.0" for me, but it's better than what we deal with today. *Sigh* I unironically miss the internet of the 90s.

"Little Giant" is one of the classic oxy-morons. Harsh, perhaps, but true.

This was the equivalent to a Gamescom world exclusive reveal.

I will not tell a hot dog joke. I will not tell a hot dog joke. I WILL NOT TELL A HOT DOG JOKE....

I'd never heard of this game until I watched this tape.

Dog sledding is one of the greatest sports in history and the Iditarod is the epitome of dog sledding.

Back in the 80s, Commandos were up there with zombies, ninjas, and pirates in terms of memetic power. Sadly, they've fallen out of favor these days.

You'd think that child animals would be at least the same size as the human kids instead of larger than the adults.

For a game called "Robo"warrior, there really isn't much of a sci-fi theme to the game.

This video has a song about a kid learning to poop. Never(?) change, Japan.

Kids these days will have no idea what a 900 number is, will they?

Even video magazines need an intro.

Gameplay videos have come a long way in 30 years.

Man, I tell you, when I first found this I had NO IDEA what it was. After going through it a couple times I'm only kinda-sorta sure that it's probably part of some sort of series of lessons about Morse code for sailors. Black and Sekelick are probably the ones who made and/or taught the course. But let me tell you, first time I watched this video, it kinda freaked me out. Like... am I cursed now?

I remember subscribing to magazines. Sometimes I miss those days...