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Johnson Brown, who famously lengthened his legs in shady international surgery, wants to once again boldly go where no Dick Show fan has gone before. From Episode 253 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #JohnsonBrown #TheDickShow #PenisExtension

Gas weed wackers, The Dick Show Weight Loss Contest for Big Fat F*cks, Johnson Brown's penis extension adventure, private national parks, striking teachers, women abdicating responsibility, how to make an imaginary girlfriend, and not being first pick; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Dick, Sean, and Vito talk about the cast of characters Maddox has been building over on his twitch. Voicemail: (857) 342-5746 From Episode 232 For full length video episodes and bonus episodes go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow #thedickshow #thevitoshow #twitch

A personal Drill Sergeant that yells at you to get your shit together app. From Bonus Episode 57 For the full episode video, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow #invention #thedickshow #drillsergeant

Dick and Sean's takes on the satanic nike redesigns Lil Nas X made with human blood in them. From Bonus Episode 57 For the full episode video and more bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow #lilnasx #thedickshow #Nike

Jon calls in to talk about comics, comic culture and his sci-fi works. From Episode 252 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #JonDelArroz #Comics #DeusVult

The worst MTG card art Dick and Vito have ever seen. From Episode 252 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ http://patreon.com/thedickshow #MagicTheGathering #MTG #TheDickShow

Ethan Ralph calls in about the recent fracas, but will Riley? From Episode 252 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ http://patreon.com/thedickshow #EthanRalph #Killstream #TheDickShow #TheRalphRetort

Jamming up world trade, my cancer, blood drive scams and big leaguers, inappropriate tele-doctors, Ethan Ralph calls in about the recent fracas, Vito calls in about Magic the Gathering MS Paint cards, Amazon drivers pooping in their vans, a 14 year-old bangs his mom's friend, guys who want to date a bro, the juice cleanse was a big mistake, Jon del Arroz, and a call-in fails to materialize; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A quick voicemail rage about the latest Joe Biden story. From Episode 251 http://patreon.com/thedickshow Voicemail: (857) 342-5746 #thedickshow #voicemailrage #joebiden

A listener wants advice on how to become wealthy, but he has a couple of things holding him back. From Episode 249 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ http://patreon.com/thedickshow

Mike Hancho (Veteran, The Trump Selfie story) calls in about the effect of woke culture and being anti-toxic masculinity in the military, the "female soldier in combat arms push", and a new excuse for being a heroin addict. From Episode 251 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ http://patreon.com/thedickshow #thedickshow #military

While Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" is on to promote the monthly WATP/TDS bonus crossovers, and talk about Patrick Michael Dick and Karl offer 2,000 dollars from each of them to Maddox and Patty C-Cups respectively for them to do a one hour podcast crossover. Will they take the money? They both NEED it! From Episode 251 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ http://patreon.com/thedickshow #TheDickShow #Maddox #WhoAreThesePodcasts

Artist George Alexopolous (@GPrime85) calls in to talk about his comics and the importance of allowing artists to express themselves in funny ways, illustrating a children's book, and more. From Episode 251 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ http://patreon.com/thedickshow #GPrime85 #GeorgeAlexopoulos #TheDickShow

Coffee that doesn't hate you, with much bigger beans, available here: https://newprojectbrew.com/ From Episode 245 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ http://patreon.com/thedickshow #thedickshow #newprojectbrew #coffee

Mr Rogers, Peewee Herman, and Sesame Street are for children. From Bonus Episode 56 http://patreon.com/thedickshow Voicemail: (857) 342-5746 #thedickshow #voicemailrage #muppets

Farm to table wh*res, #StopAsianWeight, the dangers of hand-rolled cigarettes, the legendary $4,000 Maddox and Patty C-Cups crossover, artist George Alexopolous calls in, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" with clips from "Are You Hungry?", the chances someone with COVID goes to the hospital, the 10,000 black men murdered by police every year, heroin addicts in the military, Cuties 2, and the best voicemail we've ever had; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Every woman online is fake, and types of thots. From Episode 250 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ http://patreon.com/thedickshow #pokimane #twitch #egirl

The progressive military, my dog gets canceled, my interview with Russia Today, how woke mobs killed comedy, "Coming 2 America" is ruined by Leslie Jones, Pokimane is a midwest 6, the dog bloodbath, Derek Chauvin predictions, being #SuperStraight, a curfew for men, #StopAsianHate, an erotic story from a real they, and milestone overload; all that and more on this week's episode of The Dick Show!

Dick and Sean offer some advice to a 28 year old woman recently suffering from a lack of sex drive due to depression medication. From Episode 249 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ http://patreon.com/thedickshow #thedickshow #listeneradvice #SSRIs

Space Jam: A New Legacy is continuing the culture war against tits. From Episode 249 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ http://patreon.com/thedickshow #lolabunny #spacejam #loonytunes #thedickshow

International Womxn's Day, the dentist says I have a small mouth, McAfee is charged with crypto scams, a race to ban books, a Chinese man who eats with sticks, the changing definition of "herd immunity", stealing my gas, Bone and Nazi furries, how to use lines on women, when 2-3 workouts is actually 1 workout, and SSRIs vs. GHB; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The last chapter of "Crippled Jesus vs Feminist Theory", CJ updates Dick and Sean on the results of his academic trial against his feminist studies professor. From Episode 248 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ http://patreon.com/thedickshow #internationalwomensday #feministtheory #thedickshow

A better idea for the Genderless redesign of Mr. Potato Head, Bonus Episode 56 is out now! From Episode 248 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ http://patreon.com/thedickshow #mrpotatohead #thedickshow

Crippled Jesus is guilty on all counts, blue collar witch hunts, the green flash is a myth, white math, Mx. Potato Head, ruining your wife's conspiracy theories, having an honest conversation about the p*ssy, my girlfriend believes in a different God, Cialis chasers, stubby pencils, and showing my dog on camera; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!