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Life or death with the LAPD, a guy with no inner monologue calls in, re-stubbing my toe, gender penis reveals, Sean on the miracle of life, women turning the volume up by one notch, the age of the edge-lord preacher, Lululemon sells #ResistCapitalism, California fire prevention vs. global warming, People of Color Cafes, the Walmart Farter eats hot wings before a date, finding your life-work balance at 22, a sexual assault training video, and Chaggot and Baked Alaska in studio; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

In this classic The Dick Show call-in Johnson Brown talks about his experiences in basically a prison camp, brainwashing and leg lengthening, suicide, experimenting on kids, and more. From Episode 125 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #JohnsonBrown #TheDickShow

This rant is for that one friend who thinks they're a mixologist. What do YOU want me to drink? From Episode 223 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

Fat Pig Friday, Sean's WAP, amateur bartenders, women sharing your food, sound-alike racism, the have-nots vs. the barely haves, trust the government survey, a guy with a testicle hernia, Colony Siege, Zoomers don’t use punctuation, how to not get married, the "rock bottom" myth, clear garbage bags, real penis reduction surgery, the untested Swine Flu vaccine, and Madilox likes anal; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A call in by Blacklight during episode 159 about the time he was in a self-defense situation and stopped a Christian Camp from abducting him. For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

Captain Insano meets a women, pisses off her dad, and gets kicked out of a Walmart. From Episode 222 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

Being useless while camping, girlfriend bankruptcy, risking your life for nothing, the sports of riots, political theater, bravely running away, ToS acceptable memories, and getting kicked out of Walmart for farting; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A true comedian calls in about his unique performance style. From Episode 221 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

Are you thinking about the children yet? It’s just so fucking important that you think of the children. Especially if you’re 20 and have no children. Then it’s really important that you think of them. Okay, now that you’re thinking of the children, it goes a little something like this: 1. Dungeons and Dragons 2. ??? 3. Pedophiles From Episode 221 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

The inverse of the reflection of the man, VR horror games, throw-up comedy, guys who pretend to be upset by "Cuties", competition in arts and crafts, it doesn't look like the picture, getting laid with vitiligo, throw-up comedy, expensive used trucks, Cantillions has COVID, Digi-nee tokens, and the phone number of doom; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A fan's fiance doesn't "believe in investing" and some advice on how to write. From Episode 220 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

Ami called about her Orc Girl comic, some of the wacky fetish modeling gigs she has done (like the donkey transformation scene from Pinocchio) and to read the news. Find Ami at twitter.com/OrcGirlComic and https://twitter.com/AmiMercury for more. From Episode 219 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

My American Psycho sex tape vs. Ralph's Sex Tape, Null breaks up with me because I'm toxic to his brand, Catboy Kami calls in, a gigantic croquet failure, temperature guns, Tropic thunder and blazing saddles, a cop runs for the White House, Catboy Kami calls in, Sharing your finances with your wife, Vito takes a bath, “Bi-hacking”, Sean’s Animal Corner, and “Bumper”; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Taylor from the PKA podcast calls in and proves Helen Keller is a phony. From Episode 219 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

Nothing is EVER happening, I cannot stress that enough. From Episode 219 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

Chainlink is up about 15% since we recorded this episode, so if you didn’t watch us live, you missed out on the investment opportunity of a lifetime: infinity money. From Episode 218 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

Nothing is ever happening, pulling your penis while doing Kung Fu, a week of cold showers, putting the Switch away wrong, more cops murdering people, Taylor from PKA proves Hellen Keller is a phony, KFC's very racist ad, Orc Girl and donkey transformation, Sean’s Animal Corner, the coin shortage, Biden's Vetting process, and Maddox tries to tone down the anti-semitism on his Twitch channel; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The Chinese app Tik Tok may be banned for collecting data, but all of our data is already being collected. http://patreon.com/thedickshow

Women (and individuals with a cervix) always have a ghost story, and they are all erotic tales. From Episode 218 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

The Burning Dick festival, Vito is a hoarder, an inconvenient drug overdose, love in the time of masks, random construction, Tik Tok, Protestors blocking landlords, individuals with cervixes, the birth of Maddilox, a true ghost story, women and “rebound” relationships, a guy in search of a beard, and a Chainlink millionaire; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Mersh from Revenge of The Cis calls in to talk about Mask Mandates, the future of comedy festivals, Gavin Mcinnes (Mcginnis? Mcinnis?) and Andrew Cuomo. From Episode 217 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

Cancelled over diversity in serial killing with Mike from Sword and Scale From Episode 217 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

Dealing with the garbage people at the Trash Store, and Dick and Sean on what it takes to have hot takes. From Episode 217 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

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Dealing with the Garbage Store, diversity in serial killing with Mike from Sword and Scale, The Wonder Bread fetish guy calls in to explain himself, Gavin McInnes sends me a rude text, Mersh does a Macho Man impression, face mask stats, seeing my dad's penis, what Ari's boobs feel like, Lena Dunham, virtual fans, Trader Jose's, white women showing off their gooch, and Digi-Nee might chop off his penis; all that and more this week on The Dick Show. Episode 217 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/