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The Chris Chan Saga continues after CWC's recent arrest with Christorians trying to make Bella, the journalist that exposed Chris Chan, out to be the bad guy. From Episode 270 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ http://patreon.com/thedickshow #ChrisChan #BellaTheHero #TheDickShow

Chipping my tooth on the dog, The David AKA The Wiener Man, a fake fentanyl overdose, lynching Bella the Hero, Apple vs. your nudes, "unlawful parading", a whopping dad taxes on miles driven, the police fake a fentanyl overdose, NASA lies, the "guy who ate too much" emoji, Gonzo wears a dress, teenager appropriate porn, and Crippled Jesus plays poker; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A bar's insane health guidelines suggest you can help prevent Coronavirus by avoiding eye contact. From Episode 269 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ http://patreon.com/thedickshow #TheDickShow #Covid19 #Health

Chris Chan raped his mom…allegedly. Who knows! The best case scenario is that it happened and we know that it happened. The worst case is all other cases. From Episode 269 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ http://patreon.com/thedickshow #ChrisChan #Sonichu #TheDickShow

Chris Chan breaks the Internet, the pronoun warriors over-swing, funding breast reductions, separate but equal job websites, PayPal joins forces with the ADL, #CancelRent, Karl calls in to argue about the Olympics, the case-counting runaway train, dog grooming licenses, and myth busting Lizzo's stage dive; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A survey says that men are more interested in the use of nuclear power than women. From Episode 268 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #NuclearPower #STEM

Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka calls in about getting banned for the same 3D Chess moves over and over as he tries to figure out what ridiculous hyperbolic phrases you can or can't say on social media without being auto-flagged. From Episode 268 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #Lowtax #Pelosi

Everyone is talking about Kevin Smith's new Masters of the Universe: Revelation and not because it is great. From Episode 268 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #HeMan #MotU #Netflix

The happiness index hits an all-time high, the Olympics' anti-sex beds, the US women's soccer team loses, the He-Man reboot that contains no He-Man, the FBI buys domestic terrorists lunch, the wacky case of the Sophie Long Cyberbullyers, why the US government wants women, and drive-by chess attacks; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A voicemail about Hollywood acting like they have always been instrumental to progressive acceptance sparks a Sean rant about the music industry, and sports, being at the forefront of pushing equality in entertainment and Hollywood being at the back. Want to hear Dick and Sean discuss your rage? Leave a Voicemail! (857) 342-5746 From Episode 267 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #thedickshow #voicemailrage #hollywood #tv

Madcucks crashes the end of episode 267 to gloat about Dick finally missing a week of the show, then they talk about inconsistent Godzilla podcasters, and the Biggest Problem in the Universe reboot. Watch the Biggest Problem in the Universe and vote on the problems: https://biggestproblem.show/ From Episode 267 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #BiggestProblem #Madcucks

Anaheim deplatforms hate, low flow shower heads are a private business, my house is almost burned down, the police beat some people, a woman asks for advice, a man stalks a co-worker, Chris the Kiwi violates his probation, Israel implements Happy Badges, France mandates vaccines, rebranding shark "interactions", the LEGO gun, and the Fed raises the retirement age; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A voicemailer rages about the conservatives raging at the San Francisco Gay Choir's "We'll convert your kids" song. Also- Maddox's recent declaration that you have a 1/107 chance of dying every time you drive- which is just blatantly wrong. Want to hear Dick and Sean discuss your rage? Leave a Voicemail! (857) 342-5746 From Episode 266 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #thedickshow #voicemailrage #Maddox #Gay

A listener writes in about advice on an eating disorders after he developed one to lose weight. From Episode 266 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #Anorexia #Fitness

Dick's take on getting The Coof. From Episode 266 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #Covid #Coronavirus

Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka calls in about his venture into the online debate culture with a new youtube show destroying Destiny and Voosh, John McAfee, and Boogie's arrest for shooting at Frank Hassle. From Episode 265 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #Lowtax #Debate

John McAfee went to Greenland to avoid spending the rest of his life in prison, and left behind a lot of fodder for conspiracy theorists. If you plan a flight to Greenland, buy this shirt first; https://shop.dick.show/products/the-im-done-dude-t-shirt From Episode 265 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #JohnMcAfee #Crypto

Having COVID forever, a trans-mom a milkin, male bullimia, LEGO terrorists, the fat-friendly internet, door-to-door trusted community members vaccinating your children, the gay men's choir makes a joke, and butt monkeys for reading; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A listener writes in about starting a potentially illegal crypto mining operation in Iran, and Dick rants about the only way to survive in the new world we live in. From Episode 264 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #Crypto #Iran

A listener lost an inch of penis length after a recent break up and writes in to ask how he can "go back to his old size." From Episode 264 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #Advice

A new game to play with the women in your life- ask them if they think they can lift a car under any circumstances. From Episode 264 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #Women #Cars

Answering a listener advice email on how to pick up girls at the gym. From Episode 263 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #Dating #Fitness

After Gavin McInnes cries about the Mersh call in from Episode 217, and Dick tears him a new one in Episode 262, Mersh calls in to address Gavin's video, the SPLC, and which country deserves to talk to aliens first. From Episode 263 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #GavinMcInnes #ProudBoys

After Gavin McInnes cries about the Mersh call in from Episode 217, Dick tears him a new one. From Episode 262 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #GavinMcInnes #ProudBoys

After three test episodes and popular demand, All New episodes of the Biggest Problem in the Universe are going to be on the new website: https://biggestproblem.show/ and on the new youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGLeyenVRaTLqr96D4cPIGQ Subscribe now and don't forget to vote! From Episode 263 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #BiggestProblem #ThatVitoShow