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Dick went to the Stop the steal vote-counting protests in Maricopa County, Arizona. From Episode 232 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

Nick Rekieta calls in about Tampa and the Supreme Court and letting your kids have the overhead light on while you’re driving (it's legal!). It's not over yet! From Episode 232 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

Trump Loses, Driving with Headlamps on, Consooming

Turning FFFFFFFF, the never-ending hangover, "Congrats On Adulting" From Episode 231 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

Dick livestreaming on his way to Arizona. From Episode 232 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

A listener writes in for advice about how to get women without being over 6 foot tall. From Episode 230 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

Turning FFFFFFFF, the never-ending hangover, Adulting, new cringe PSAs, Cantillions ruins a birthday surprise, having to thank people for a birthday surprise, Bill Murray vs. menopause, No Nuts November, black people can’t marry white people, Tulpabrah calls in, Australia vs. hentai, wearing lifts in our shoes, suicide, Mersh, and the final Coronavirus argument; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The tent-destroying armageddon of Burning Dick, shooting guns on acid, Decepticons on the road, advice for the terminally 5'11", "vagina havers", the Myers Briggs test, Barbie lectures white people, virgins with dating advice, New Diet Coke, Tony from "Hack the Movies" plugs his new Godzilla podcast, rewinding television, and arguing with consent; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The actual Trump sign guy calls in to talk about building this pop-up signage overnight in Los Angeles. From Episode 229 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

A clip of the fan-favorite segment Sean's Animal Corner, this one is from Episode 229. For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #SeansAnimalCorner #trivia

Vito's Antifa Horror Movie, dogs with no eyes and the women who compliment them, the actual Trump sign guy, Tim Heidecker gets my Twitter account canceled because he is jealous of my masculine comedy, cougars and the no one who loved them, the great ammo shortage, breeding shoulders, Road Rage: Tampa is almost announced, The ADL vs. Gamers, a family piss duel, shooting net guns at criminals, and trans Jesus' sexual preferences; all that and more this week on The Dick Show.

A listener who was ghosted after sending a civil war letter to a women lets Dick read it on the show. From Episode 228 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

A listener that spent 5 years in prison calls in about how he got there, the legality of warning shots, and some of the crazier things he experienced. From Episode 228 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

Corporate-speak, law enforcement with "full release", Kian is reverse body shamed, Road Rage: Tampa, John Wick Mario, "The Evil Dead" Dicktation, Manterrupting, debate fly accounts and your ticket to Greenland, the WHO says to end the lockdowns, waiting in line to eat in the street, racist restaurant warnings, screwing Santa, sexism in whiskey, gender-neutral Jesus, a man’s psycho ex hides in his closet, a gun fighter calls in, and the wrong Trump guy calls in; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Dick's take on Trump coronavirus conspiracies and how celebrating Trump’s death is different than celebrating RBG's. From Episode 227 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

Frank Hassle calls in about Boogie2988 shooting at him in a neighborhood. Clip From Episode 227 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ Want to hear Dick and Sean discuss your rage? Leave a Voicemail! (857) 342-5746 More Ways to Support! * SubscribeStar -https://www.subscribestar.com/thedickshow * Merchandise - https://shop.dick.show/ Ways to Follow! * The Dick Show on Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/dickshowpodcast * The Unidentified Demonstrator on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheCoomunist * Seanies NFTs on Twitter - https://twitter.com/SeaniesNFTs * Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/labasedcomedian * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/the.dick.show * Facebook - https://Facebook.com/TheDickShow Ways to Contact! * Email Dick: dickmasterson@gmail.com * Send old-school Polaroid nudes to: Dick Masterson c/o The Dick Show 3756 W Ave 40 Suite K # 269 Los Angeles, CA 90065

Frank Hassle calls in about Boogie2988 shooing at him, celebrating Trump's death is different than RBG, capitalize Blacks, Birthers vs. COVIDs, walking through a screen door, a guy finds a sugar-trans parent, Mario64 still sucks, vocal fry, California paying reparations for slavery, a 10-day waiting period, period color, disavowing white supremacy like a thousand times, hegemony, never-ending advice from two Macho Mans, and my very crappy OxMad shirt; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Dick's advice to a fan with a big "blowjibber" problem. From Episode 226 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

ED Admin EZPZ/OddGuy calls in about the new lawsuit. From Episode 226 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

RBG is Gonesburg and women everywhere are weeping about it. From Episode 225 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

Danny Polishchuk (@Dannyjokes) calls in to talk about trolling the left and right, Cuties, Rob Ford/FilthCity, Canadian Comedy, and more! From Episode 225 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

Baked Alaska discusses the "hit piece/documentary" video by Porsalin and his religious background. From Episode 224 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

A listener that is not sure he is ready for marriage asks Dick how he can avoid hurting his girlfriend's feelings. From Episode 223 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/

A real-time strategy defense game with Dick Masterson and Crippled Jesus as playable characters is finally out on steam and you can get it on http://patreon.com/thedickshow by joining the discord tier. From Episode 223 For the full episode video go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #JohnsonBrown #ColonySiege