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Adam From Houston, co-host of the "Who Gives A Shit?" show, calls in with more of his prison stories- this time about prison sexuality and making things on the furniture crew.. From Episode 258 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #Prison #PrisonStories

People will never stop using tragedy to market, and you'll never stop seeing the virtue signalling. From Episode 258 http://patreon.com/thedickshow Voicemail:(857) 342-5746 #thedickshow #voicemailrage #VegasStrong

Tess Holiday's eating disorder. Join the Dick Show weight loss contest at fat.dick.show From Episode 258 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #TessHoliday

Used Front Hole Day, Sean is leaving for White Boy Summer, wasting time cleaning a grill, Happy Mother’s Day to myself, Tess Holiday vs. anorexia, fat women vs. COVID, everyone vs. J Scott Campbell's boobs, Crippled Jesus wheels out of the closet, Adam from Houston and the jerk off ninja, a deadbeat sister, the IRS gets $80 billion, and $DOGE tanks; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A Crypto coin invention that ruins the environment with faster pollution, and a rant about the poor and stupid people keeping you trapped in the current system. From Bonus Episode 58 http://patreon.com/thedickshow #thedickshow #Bitcoin #Pollution

There is a tree in the way of the deck he has been building. From Bonus Episode 58 http://patreon.com/thedickshow #thedickshow #BonusEpisode #Patreon

Crippled Jesus updates us on his family, his podcast, and came out as gay recently. From Episode 257 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #CrippledJesus

Tony (from Hack The Movies) calls in to talk about the disappointing casting in the 2021 Mortal Kombat, the decline in action movies with the prominence of knock-off Marvel Cinematic Universes and too much backstory, and the newest Godzilla movie. Also featuring Madcucks. From Episode 257 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #MortalKombat #TalkingAboutTapes

Virtue Signalling from another corporate entity. From Episode 256 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #Raiders #Football

The price of lumber skyrockets, Jeopardy stands against anything resembling hate, Maddox's obsession with the cartel, the cyst guy calls in, Madcucks cheats, FOMO ruins Burning Man, Tony from Hack the Movies talks Mortal Kombat, Crippled Jesus comes out as gay, the way strippers treat you, no team captains for kids, and Maddox for governor; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Rapper/Youtuber MrGirl calls in to talk about his review of Cuties and his controversial Eminem parody pedophile rap. From Episode 256 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #MrGirl #EminemParody

Vito calls in about the "free speech" people who cross-over with the "we dont like satire" people, and the new newsbabe segment video can be found on the Patreon video. Watch MrGirl's music video on his channel. From Episode 255 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #VitoGesualdi #MrGirl

Inventory control systems, my dog has the coof, crossing the street to avoid the police, the Raiders can breathe again, gender lessons for middle schoolers, Sports Bra Taylor calls in to read the news, Mr. Girl calls in to talk about his pedophile rap songs, the Chinese Nigerian penis trade, a botched threesome, the world's unluckiest man, and how Sean would kill himself; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Are you registered for The Dick Show Weight Loss Contest for Big Fat Fucks at fat.dick.show? If you’re not, register now. If you are, go log in and do your weigh in, you big fat fuck! From Episode 255 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #VitoGesualdi #Fitness

Did you miss the meteoric rise of Bitcoin and Ethereum and Chainlink and every other altcoin/shitcoin under the sun that at least have proposed use cases and/or theoretical valuations? Are disrupting financial industries not ironic enough for you? Well don’t worry, you’re actually just in time for the investment opportunity of this year! It’s called $DOGE. It’s a Bitcoin. It’s a shitcoin. It has a dog on it! From Episode 255 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #thedickshow #dogecoin #crypto

Dick's mom still hasn't learned Spanish after all these years. From Episode 255 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #thedickshow #rage #mojito #spanish

Birds dive bombing and shitting all over mirrors and how hard it is to keep a truck clean after a wash. From Episode 255 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #thedickshow #rage #carwash

Getting your mojo back, Dogecoin, a big fat Playboy centerfold, a driving while black VR simulator, Disney cis-cesses, guns vs. tasers, the Brony slayer, people who enjoyed lockdown, doubling hate crimes, catfishing pedophiles as Elliot Rodgers; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

It's basically a Sean's Animal Corner- "Mockingbirds are a group of New World passerine birds best known for the habit of some species mimicking the songs of other birds and the sounds of insects and amphibians, often loudly and in rapid succession." From Episode 214 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #thedickshow #theseanshow #mockingbirds #rage

The Fan Favorite segment where Dick and Sean Talk About Teeth, Teeth Talk. From Episode 242 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #thedickshow #theseanshow #teethtalk

MK Ultra James calls in to talk about how he started the "Posting L's" account craze to document women posting their L''s and his favorite L posted. From Episode 254 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #PostingTheirLs #PostingLs #WomenPostingTheirLs

Two quick voicemail rages from Bonus Episode 55. Leave Your Own Voicemail: (857) 342-5746 From Bonus Episode 55 http://patreon.com/thedickshow #thedickshow #voicemailrage #aquaman #psychopaths

Women reacting to animals in war movies, vaccine enthusiasm, a trademark Chauvin shoulder massage, "Women Posting Their Ls", women are in charge of the US economy, the Roomba, packing the SCOTUS, 150 million new poor people, CDC vs. Racism, women crying power dynamics, and the Sisyphus voicemail; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Dick and Sean talk about the pros and the cons of gas powered tools after his dad gives him one that stopped working suddenly. From Episode 253 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #PowerTools #WeedWackers

Cops will follow you around, run your plates, and wait to see if you are going to break the law. From Episode 253 http://patreon.com/thedickshow Voicemail: (857) 342-5746 #thedickshow #voicemailrage #defundthepolice #cops