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I get shot in the eye, Mr. Girl calls in about starting a cult and stopping his girlfriend's HRT, Tariq Nasheed's homosexual Buck Breaking NFTs, Sean throws a snowball at a man's face, and advice on quitting your job; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Fat Watch: This week in fat news we consider the medical necessity of being weighed by doctors at appointments, an article warns of anorexic tik tok diets, and we meet a fat Beauty and the Beast. From Episode 289 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ Want to hear Dick and Sean discuss your rage? Leave a Voicemail! (857) 342-5746 #TheDickShow #FatWatch #BeautyAndTheBeast #TikTok

Boobs so big they turn you Italian, a special Dick Show George Floyd NFT giveaway, fat Beauty and the Beast, a guide on being a cuck, a guy with a blood fetish, an idiot stops a human trafficking, a fake tomb boy, the new c-word, and my dog starts her period; all that and more this week on The Dick Show

Dick and Sean talk about an article about how white men are the most dangerous thing in America now, the Jussie Smollett hate crime hoax, and dog birthday parties (cont. from https://youtu.be/GqXH-gZlj8M ). From Episode 288 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ Want to hear Dick and Sean discuss your rage? Leave a Voicemail! (857) 342-5746 #TheDickShow #JussieSmollett #news

Why is it a crime? From Episode 288 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ Want to hear Dick and Sean discuss your rage? Leave a Voicemail! (857) 342-5746 #TheDickShow #JussieSmollett #Police

80s girl throws a dog birthday party for Mattie with a "dog safe" cake and a trip to the park. From Episode 288 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ Want to hear Dick and Sean discuss your rage? Leave a Voicemail! (857) 342-5746 #TheDickShow #BirthdayCake #Dogs

Fat Watch: This week in fat news we visit a dancing "model" Thighs Carla (who copy-struck this clip for using her tiktok "song") From Episode 288 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ Want to hear Dick and Sean discuss your rage? Leave a Voicemail! (857) 342-5746 #TheDickShow #FatWatch #ThaisCarla

A diarrhea cake for dogs, filing false police reports, sliding into Tessa Fowler's DMs, sleeping in your car, an easy fix for inflation, someone complains about staying poor, a black box for climate change, 1984 told from a woman's perspective, kids eating on the ground, and a very fat woman; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Lightbringer: Genesis is a 32 page Black and White Graphic Novel reboot of Linkara's Lightbringer comic being made by Elizabeth "Iron Liz" Skochil of Channel Awesome/Atop The Fourth Wall fame and Vic King from #Comicsgate, Iron Liz called in recently to promote it/talk about her time with Linkara from Channel Awesome. From Episode 287 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ Want to hear Dick and Sean discuss your rage? Leave a Voicemail! (857) 342-5746 #TheDickShow #IronLiz #Lightbringer #comics

Fat Watch: This week in fat news we visit the first case of "Wide Covid" and learn about the internalized fatphobia of men who have sex with fat women- but only in secret. From Episode 287 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ Want to hear Dick and Sean discuss your rage? Leave a Voicemail! (857) 342-5746 #TheDickShow #FatWatch #Fatphobia

Dick's vet insurance is rejected, and the list of "Pre-Existing Conditions" for his dog that pet insurance won't cover- like coughing. Want to hear Dick and Sean discuss your rage? Leave a Voicemail! (857) 342-5746 From Bonus Episode 65 For the full episode (video) and more bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #Insurance #Pets

A listener writes in to ask Dick if he is being messed with or not, and whether he should keep trying to get laid, when his new Girlfriend starts experiencing a never-ending period. From Episode 286 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ Want to hear Dick and Sean discuss your rage? Leave a Voicemail! (857) 342-5746 #TheDickShow #Advice #Dating

People trying to be stop signs, pictures of dog poop, COVID: The Cough Variant, Vic Lasagna is kicked from Comic-Con LA, Iron Liz calls in about her comic and Channel Awesome, and the planning for Road Rage: 300 begins; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

There is an ongoing conspiracy on social media to eliminate Big Tits. From Episode 286 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ Want to hear Dick and Sean discuss your rage? Leave a Voicemail! (857) 342-5746 #TheDickShow #TikTok #BreastReductionSurgery

This viral iceberg/Pyramid chart was made by a Boston-based researcher who studies "disinformation" and "misinformation" and is "organized to assert an increasing detachment from reality and "threat level" for each conspiracy, with the top grouping largely rooted in antisemitic views", its creator, Abbie Richards told the Boston Globe. From Episode 286 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ Want to hear Dick and Sean discuss your rage? Leave a Voicemail! (857) 342-5746 #TheDickShow #Comedy #Conspiracy

People like Joe Rogan keep saying that strong men create strong times and weak men create weak time or whatever. From Episode 286 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ Want to hear Dick and Sean discuss your rage? Leave a Voicemail! (857) 342-5746 #TheDickShow #Comedy #Rant

Strong men create strong times, weak men create weak times, transcendental meditation, breast reduction surgery, an SUV walks into a bar and runs over a Christmas parade, cash bail, the IRS gears up to eviscerate the gig economy, Biden says "Negro", and the winner of the Sean Dance Stone Toss NFT contest is chosen; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

This week in Fat News! W/ Ryan Long and Danny Polishchuk From Episode 285 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ Want to hear Dick and Sean discuss your rage? Leave a Voicemail! (857) 342-5746 #TheDickShow #Fatphobia #FatWatch

Comedians Ryan Long and Danny Polishchuk came into The Dick Show studio (a basement bunker built into the side of the mountains deep in the heart of the city of failure) for an episode while they were in Los Angeles recently. From Episode 285 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ Want to hear Dick and Sean discuss your rage? Leave a Voicemail! (857) 342-5746 #TheDickShow #RyanLong #TheBoyscast #DannyPolishchuk

Nick Rekieta calls in about the Rittenhouse case, Ryan Long and Danny Polishchuk are in-studio, Stone Toss sells out of NFTs, inflation jokes, pet insurance, crossing state lines, different-sex gay relationships, and women transitioning to fatter women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

"Lowtax is dead, and real life killed him. That’s how we ended up on the Internet in the first place, back in the day. Because we knew such a thing would happen eventually if we didn’t escape it." - Dick.Show The internet is dead. From Episode 284 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ #TheDickShow #Lowtax #SomethingAwful

This week on Fat Watch, a segment dedicated to documenting Fat History: A group of "buxom beauties" cosplaying shows us the hell we are heading towards. From Episode 284 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ Want to hear Dick and Sean discuss your rage? Leave a Voicemail! (857) 342-5746 #TheDickShow #Hooters #FatWatch

Agent Sebastian of the Cart Narcs calls in about his recent appearance on Dr. Phil. From Episode 284 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ Want to hear Dick and Sean discuss your rage? Leave a Voicemail! (857) 342-5746 #TheDickShow #CartNarcs #DrPhil

Sean's car gets hit in my driveway, a coke shortage affects me, Build Back Better (Without Men), an all fat Hooters, Cart Narcs calls in about Dr. Phil, Tammy has the last laugh as Lowtax goes to Greenland; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

This week on Fat Watch, a segment dedicated to documenting Fat History: Lizzo celebrates Halloween as a massive Baby Yoda and Tess Holliday says "I don't post photos like this to be like, 'look how hot I am (but also plz look away)' I post pics like this because I refuse to let them write us out of the story." From Episode 283 For the full episode (video) and bonus episodes, go to http://patreon.com/thedickshow and https://thedickshow.com/ Want to hear Dick and Sean discuss your rage? Leave a Voicemail! (857) 342-5746 #TheDickShow #TessHolliday #FatWatch