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Right-clicking NFTs
This rant is for the "You can just download/screenshot an NFT" crowd, and Stonetoss NFTs for Christmas.
From Episode 283
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Episode 283 - Dick on Fat Body Erasure
Right-clicking NFTs and other FUD, Tess Holiday fights fat body erasure by wearing the world's unluckiest bikini, my dog is sexually harassed at the park, Chris the Kiwi meets an autistic escort and gets reviewed, most college applicants lie about their race, inflation hits strip clubs, a citizen journalist is raided by the FBI, and the Lego "ox" collection; all that and more this week on The Dick show!
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Voicemail Rage: "Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before"
In response to Dick's recent head trauma, a listener tells a story about never quite getting his memory back after a car accident that happened 20 years ago.
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From Episode 282
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Happy Swalloween
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From Bonus Episode 64
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#thedickshow #halloween #swalloween #holiday
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The Metalverse
Rants about how the metaverse will never be good enough, and the scam of hospital parking.
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From Bonus Episode 64
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#thedickshow #metaverse #meta
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Voicemail Rage: "Introducing Your Beta Friends To Your Alpha Friends"
A voicemail complains about how awkward it is when you introduce your beta male hyper liberal friend to your more alpha Christian friends.
Featuring guest Brandon Buckingham.
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From Episode 267
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The Dick Show #281 - Jokes Are Funny
Dick Masterson and Vito Gesualdi are assaulted at the Netflix protest by Netflix employees and their associates at a company-sponsored walkout over Dave Chapelle's special The Closer. Our signs are taken and smashed, I am thrown into a rock, and we make international news; that is the only thing we talk about on this episode of The Dick Show!
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"They Didn't Have A Blood Pressure Cuff That Fit My Arm"
This week on Fat Watch: A woman named FatFabFeminist complained on TikTok about pervasive "Medical Fatphobia" AKA the medical equipment being "too small" for her to use, and Lizzo wore a see-through dress to Cardi B's birthday party.
Featuring guest Brandon Buckingham.
From Episode 280
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Netflix CEO Defends Chappelle & Fires Employee
Netflix refuses to censor Dave Chappelle just like they refused to censor Cuties, and after Netflix fires a leader of the trans employee resource group who was organizing the October 20th walkout, Dick considers going to the protest.
Featuring guest Brandon Buckingham.
From Episode 280
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Dick Masterson Meets Brandon Buckingham
Brandon Buckingham from "The Buckingham Show" is in studio and they watch a few clips from his channel- such as Sus Rapping in the hood & Wrestler vs Boxer knock out challenges!
From Episode 280
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Episode 280 - Dick on The Designated Virgin
Youth soccer is ruined, a French Manicure military, Lizzo wears a tuna net, gay culture and the designated virgin, vaccine passport deja vu, Netflix stomps the trans resistance, waking up, paying attention, and the national divorce, and Brandon Buckingham in studio wrestling boxers and picking up Pokemon; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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Tess Holiday says photographs were taken 'through Fat Phobic Lens'
Tess Holiday says the photos of her at Disney world were taken through a fat phobic lens, catching her at her worst moments, and showing her eating AFTER she 'walked MILES' at the park.
From Episode 279
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Dave Chappelle is Cancelled
Dave Chappelle's The Closer, his last Netflix special, has been met with a fanfare of controversy online including from the white transwoman Jaclyn Moore, a co-showrunner of #DearWhitePeople.
From Episode 279
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Episode 279 - Dick on Swallowing Hair
Dave Chapelle is canceled, a self-defense school shooting, "Fat Watch" with Tess Holiday, Adam from Houston has fun with a speculum, a never-ending state of un-safety, swallowing hair, whistleblowing, carbon-saving driving directions, and electroshocking your brain to cure depression from being fat; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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Chris the Kiwi’s Escort Texts
Chris sent Dick some of his text messages with local escorts, and they are hilarious.
From Episode 278
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#TheDickShow #ChrisTheKiwi #SexWorker
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Episode 278 - Dick on Taxation is Prison
Tax the rich, stop being fat, lie to your baby mama, Chris the Kiwi send in escort texts,
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Dad's Bicycle Accident
Dick's dad crashes his bike and loses his mind.
From Episode 277
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#TheDickShow #cycling #amnesia
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Dick Masterson Meets RazörFist
The Rageaholic calls in to talk about the results of the AZ audit and more!
From Episode 277
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Episode 277 - Dick on Raz0rfist
Raz0rfist calls in about the results of the AZ audit, my dad crashes his bike and loses his mind, Chris the Kiwi leaves reviews on brothels, KFC is illegal in New Zealand, bodies with vaginas are a thing now, my Christmas decorations for men, more advice on going to Greenland, and Brian Laundrie gets put in a self-defense situation; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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Egg White calls in to talk about Virginfest
An Antifa hate campaign forced an anticipated punk show out of a tattoo parlor and into a local park, and then the promoter was fired due to the backlash. Performing artists included past guests Eggy (opener for Road Rage MN) and Negative XP, so Eggy called in about it.
Support Virginfest merch: https://www.virginfestmerch.online/
From Episode 276
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#TheDickShow #Virginfest #Eggwhite #NegativeXP
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Agent Sebastian (Cart Narcs) calls in!
Cart Narcs call in about bothering people to return their shopping carts.
From Episode 276
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#TheDickShow #CartNarcs #TheWoodyShow
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Episode 276 - Dick on Virginfest
A vegan sports bar sells me fake liquor, Egg White calls in to talk about Virginfest, trying to find a good bull penis, the military launches white supremacist Funko Pops, the Met Art gala needs more of your money, CarNarcs calls in about bothering people to return their shopping carts, believing in unemployment, the Taliban enjoys some paddle boats, the FDA rejects booster shots, and Nicki Minaj takes on journalists; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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Sean and the Opossum
Not quite a Sean's Animal Corner, but Sean recalls a spooky opossum encounter.
From Episode 275
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Nick Rekieta vs. Vito
Dick catches up with Nick Rekieta, and then Nick and Dick argue with Vito over flagging content to youtube (via tag to the youtube support twitter)
Vito claims that he didn't do anything wrong because Alex Jones was on the stream spreading misinformation and because that is not allowed by the youtube TOS. Enjoy.
From Episode 275
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