Sacred Cow Shipyards

Sacred Cow Shipyards

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    But, seriously, how DO #StarWars helmets stay on?
    0:56
    *Jedi hand wave* This is not the Enterprise you were thinking of
    20:01
    I feel like "Gozanti Cruiser" should be said with a specific accent
    19:37
    Cat Problems, as written by Jory John and illustrated by Lane Smit
    6:17
    It's a missile! It's a torpedo! In space, it probably doesn't matter
    19:37
    Thank you for supporting the #USSTexas!
    0:56
    It may be Non-Judicial but it is still very much Punishment
    41:05
    Hotel Bruce, as written by Ryan T. Higgins
    5:18
    If Q was actually involved in Q-Ships, they might have worked better
    21:54
    START THE CLOCK
    0:56
    I really don't understand people fighting over the T-14
    2:17
    What even is a "Millennium Falcon"? Is that a specific species or something?
    41:33
    The Couch Potato, by Jory John, illustrated by Pete Oswald
    8:23
    I can't speak to how hungry this Caterpillar is, but I guess that comes from it being a Star Citizen
    22:36
    Mother Bruce, by Ryan T. Higgins
    8:44
    The real problem with the Phalanx is there aren't enough on a ship to make a proper testudo
    29:36
    I mean, there's whole worlds out there
    0:50
    Honestly, Star Wars' Juggernaut was named... pretty much perfectly
    16:52
    Your Humble Dockmaster reads Penguin Problems
    6:50
    Y'know what, some of you could stand to learn from some of these books
    0:47
    "That's an order" isn't a thing
    0:43
    Disney hates Mandalorians. No, I'm not joking. #short #shorts
    0:50
    There are (mostly) no good guys in Star Wars. That's it. That's the headline.
    19:26
    With apologies to Semisonic. #short #shorts #shortsvideo #shortvideo
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    Seems like the California Class should have offered paid lodging on a short-term basis
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