But, seriously, how DO #StarWars helmets stay on?
At this point, I have no idea.
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*Jedi hand wave* This is not the Enterprise you were thinking of
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Star Trek has never been particularly good about keeping their continuity... continuous, but this is a particularly poignant example of how fast things can go off the rails, and then... do it again even after you try to fix it. Like I said, I'm not saying you have to have every little detail perfectly plotted out before you put pen to paper. But maybe, like, I dunno, keep a chart or something. Some kind of Ground Truth document that you keep updating and working inside?
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I feel like "Gozanti Cruiser" should be said with a specific accent
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The Star Wars Gozanti Cruiser seriously is, as far as I can tell, the 'verse's equivalent to a Toyota Hilux. It's everywhere. It's used for everything. It can carry a decent amount. And you can mount ALL KINDS OF ENTERTAINMENT to it.
Plus it has a fun name.
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Cat Problems, as written by Jory John and illustrated by Lane Smit
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It's a missile! It's a torpedo! In space, it probably doesn't matter
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This is, amusingly, one of the few cases where the term you call something... doesn't honestly matter that much. Yeah, there are conventions about what a space "torpedo" versus a space "missile" might look like, but as long as you're consistent in your terms, it probably doesn't really matter.
Unless you're dealing with nautical navies, in which case torpedoes are torpedoes.
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Thank you for supporting the #USSTexas!
Y'all did great.
And I'm sure YouTube followed through.
Well, fairly sure.
Well.
Hey @BattleshipTexas , is there any way to verify YouTube did what they were supposed to?
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It may be Non-Judicial but it is still very much Punishment
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The military justice system for the US military... well, it looks more like justice than the civilian justice system, which more resembles a legal system.
And, no, those are not the same.
Either way, Non-Judicial Punishments are one of the backbones of the military judicial system, even though they are emphatically not a conviction nor a criminal trial. But they get the point across. Which is sometimes all that's needed.
Because just because a servicemember screws up, that doesn't mean he's a lost cause. But that also doesn't mean you should let him off easy.
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Hotel Bruce, as written by Ryan T. Higgins
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And the entire Bruce series is, of course, somewhat close to my... central pumping station.
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If Q was actually involved in Q-Ships, they might have worked better
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And, yes, I have been playing World of Warships that long. I think I might have helped with the early releases? Faulty memory banks are faulty. Anywise, what can I say? I have a weakness for your nautical beasts blasting away at each other.
And speaking of, the /idea/ of Q-ships - taking merchants, arming them, and then baiting submarines with them - is not only one of the most humie ideas ever, but it also /should/ have worked.
It just didn't. I mean, it did , but it didn't work great.
Which is a damned shame.
Maybe one day some game *nudgenudge* will implement the functionality in a fun and interesting way.
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START THE CLOCK
Basically, release times are shifting two hours later.
That's it.
That's the short.
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I really don't understand people fighting over the T-14
But seriously, though, go watch this instead: https://youtu.be/UmYTu3Vl6GE
Because I might know what I'm talking about there.
Maybe.
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What even is a "Millennium Falcon"? Is that a specific species or something?
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At this point, I have absolutely no idea what a Millennium Falcon is, or even what it's really supposed to do. I can tell you, straight up, that while it can be used as a freighter, it's a horrific one at best, and there are far better shuttles out there in the Star Wars 'verse.
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The Couch Potato, by Jory John, illustrated by Pete Oswald
The Couch Potato was written by by Jory John and illustrated by Pete Oswald
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I can't speak to how hungry this Caterpillar is, but I guess that comes from it being a Star Citizen
Look, I get that everyone is very hopeful that Star Citizen will finally get up off their nether regions and deliver... something that looks... approximately like what they promised... a long time ago.
I'm not everyone.
You probably knew that by now.
Anywise, the Caterpillar's actually a fun design, once I get around to it.
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Mother Bruce, by Ryan T. Higgins
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The real problem with the Phalanx is there aren't enough on a ship to make a proper testudo
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CIWS are something you're going to have to think about for any kind of space combat, even if you have magical energy shields or whatnot. Shooting something down before it can land a hit on any of your passive defensive systems is always a better option.
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I mean, there's whole worlds out there
And at least one of them is just outside your door.
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Honestly, Star Wars' Juggernaut was named... pretty much perfectly
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Legged combat robots are dumb.
You won't change my mind about that.
Behold, an alternative.
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Your Humble Dockmaster reads Penguin Problems
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Y'know what, some of you could stand to learn from some of these books
Don't fret, members and patrons and whatnot else, you'll still get a year-ahead preview from everyone else.
And until we reach 50k subscribers, you'll get the only access to a certain book I'm reading, chapter by chapter. So take that for what it's worth.
Which might not be a lot.
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"That's an order" isn't a thing
It's almost like the writers wanted to go out of their way to "prove" that Starfleet isn't a military (even though it still is) in the stupidest possible ways.
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Disney hates Mandalorians. No, I'm not joking. #short #shorts
Everything Disney has told us about Mandalorians just makes them worse from the mythological combat masters that they are supposed to be.
There's a reason for this.
See: https://youtu.be/OdoXEAOrM7M
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#short #shorts #shortsvideo #shortvideo #shortsfeed
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There are (mostly) no good guys in Star Wars. That's it. That's the headline.
Did I make some strong comparisons? By design, yes.
Were they perhaps stretched? Perhaps.
But the point was to force you to look at what is going on in your favorite fictional universes with a critical eye, which seems a difficult thing for a lot of people to do.
I'm sure y'all will rise to the occasion.
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With apologies to Semisonic. #short #shorts #shortsvideo #shortvideo
I promise the mutilation of their song was for a good case, aka the USS Texas.
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Seems like the California Class should have offered paid lodging on a short-term basis
Head on over to https://amzn.to/3Suk39K and pick yourself up a copy of Tanager's Fledglings, by Cedar Sanderson.
New intro sequence provided by a fan, and used with permission.
So. The "Cali Class". I mean, for what it's basically meant to do - "Second Contact" - it's not a bad platform. It doesn't have /all/ of the niceties and features of a Full On Galaxy Class, but they're also not out for as long, not (normally) encountering as many hostile species, and not having to freight around whole piles of people periodically.
They do seem to have a problem with people leaving them, though, if Beckett Mariner is any indication.
Hm.
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0:07 Humies are whack, but occasionally impressive
2:07 Sponsored by Tanager's Fledglings, by Cedar Sanderson
3:08 On with the show
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