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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis recently traveled to Japan in order to enhance his stature for a possible run for the presidency. Instead, the ancient Greek gods took the hubris of one who is governor entirely because of President Donald Trump but then turned his back upon him for which he is now being punished by having been turned into a laughable meme: Bobblehead Ron. That was the result of his Japan trip. To be punished for his hubris by being turned a ridiculed meme. In this video we explore those memes as well as do a forensic analysis of a Ron DeSantis moment I captured on my cell phone at Wings Plus restaurant in Coral Springs, FL last October. See for yourselves the overly exaggerated instant smile that Bobblehead Ron can put on his face. I call it a Modified Bobblehead Ron Moment. Meanwhile there is a parallel universe in which Ron DeSantis rejected hubris to fully support the candidacy of Trump and easily ended up as the leading candidate for the presidency in 2028. Most of all in that parallel universe, DeSantis did NOT end up as a widely mocked Bobblehead Ron meme.

If you are in public life, especially politics, NEVER pay for the services of a hooker with a bad check. The Jerry Springer Show prominently featured one such person, a mayor, who made that unbelievably dumb mistake. As a result of a hooker getting stiffed she had the documentation in the form of a bounced check to bring the local politician down. However, the good news is that such a person despite being really stupid proved he could spring back into a new career on television with a show featuring weird people and wild scandals. And it all started with a mayor giving a bad check to a hooker.

Commentators are hinting stongly about it but your humble correspondent is going to come right out and ask what those listening to them must be thinking: Was Hunter Biden shtooping Antony Blinken's wife? We already know that during campaign 2020, Antony Blinken was so desperate to be named Secretary of State that he was willing demand that 51 intelligence officials flat out lie and declare Hunter Biden's laptop to be probably the result of Russian disinformation. That information was not all that surprising given Blinken's desperation. But was Blinken desperation so far along that he even consented to let his wife be shtooped by a sleazy crack addict with extremely unsanitary hygiene? Perhaps. I'll let you be the judge. If the answer is what I suspect it is, I sure hope Antony Blinken used powerful disinfectant to wipe away all traces of Hunter from his conjugal relationship although it might be impossible to eradicate the memory. Hope it was worth it, Antony!

While California Governor Gavin Newsom travels around the country to Red states to smugly tell them how horrible they are in comparison to his own state, he conveniently overlooks the apocalyptic drug hell of his own hometown of San Francisco. This video focuses in on one poor soul publicly overdosing but as you can see he is only a microcosm of what is happening all around him in San Francisco as well as the rest of the state.

Right now Chris Christie has been shooting his mouth off about how the current Republicans running against President Donald Trump in the presidential primary are afraid to attack him while implying that he has what it takes to go mano a mano against Trump. However, look at this scene from the 2016 presidential campaign when on the heels of Christie endorsing Trump, he is ordered to "GO HOME!" by his Lord and Master. Watch how Christie instantly obeys. As you can see even Chunk Yogurt, no fan of Trump, revels in the utter domination of Christie by his Lord and Master. Yeah, and now Mr. Tough Guy thinks he has what it takes to go up against Trump.

Wealthy Disney heiress Abigail Disney has for years called for the wealthy to pay more in taxes. So at a recent "Tax The Rich!" rally in Washington, D.C. where Disney and fellow leftwing millionaires were calling for increased taxes on the rich, Stephen Moore showed up with pledges for them to sign in which they would volunteer to pay 90% of their income in taxes. Guess how many of them signed the pledge? Bonus embarrassing excuses from the virtue signaling Abigail Disney for your entertainment.

First off, the "Just Stop Oil" protestor who ruined a table with a packet of dye at the Snooker World Championship is named Edred Whittingham so just the name itself is a tipoff that this clown is a spoiled brat. Yeah, all these spoiled trust fund protestors with nothing better to do richly deserve to be mocked and that is just what British comedian Andrew Lawrence does in a very comedic droll manner.

Ladies! Ladies! Can we please resolve this dispute with peaceful arbitration? No? Well, as you can see this leads to a scene of absolute havoc at a gas station culminating in a wild car flip in a Chicago suburb. Yes, I posted this dispute earlier but now, thanks to ever present surveillance cameras, I am able to present the dramatic car flip in great detail at both regular and slo-mo speeds. It is as yet unknown what sparked the dispute that led to this mayhem although it is suspected that the disputants were engaged in a Nicene Creed theological disagreement over the the exact nature of the Unity of the Trinity. So sad since this ultimately led to a life shattering arrest for failure to wear a seatbelt.

The crazy havoc in this video is sure to make your jaws drop. However, amid all this havoc is a YUUUUUGE cosmic irony alert that I spotted and highlighted for you.

How did Justin Pearson, the Tennessee political publicity hound, change so radically in both speech and mannerisms for an apparently normal sounding person in 2016 to his current 2023 clown act? Perhaps it is because he watched the movie "Hollywood Shuffle" and learned the wrong lesson from it.

By asking White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre why Joe Biden will not answer questions at formal press conferences, it reduces her to a state of sputtering incoherence as sometimes happened with Ralph Kramden.

Almost every damn time a few January 6 videos are released we find yet more evidence that it was a Fedsurrection. In this case, a couple of recent video releases reveal an obvious Fedsurrectionist tearing away a gate section outside the Capitol as well as video of Capitol Police standing down, despite being berated by a MAGA patriot for doing nothing, as the Fedsurrectionists cause damage at the Capitol. Why do we still need to rely only on these few videos for evidence when there are at least 40,000 hours of J6 video which House Speaker Kevin McCarthy promised would be released? So where are they? Speaker McCarthy, you MUST release the J6 videos as you promised!

Is it really impossible to find a replacement for Daniel Craig to play James Bond because today's younger actors are too hopelessly juvenile to fulfill that role?

Joe Biden in Belfast strongly hinted that he is descended from Robin Hood of Nottingham. Not a joke! Perhaps next week Elizabeth Warren will claim to be descended from Montezuma.

The fight was over before it even started. The younger guy should have known better than to pick a fight with the Hillbilly named Big Al. However, what makes this fight truly interesting is the uniquely southern lexicon used by both the belligerents as well as the bystanders. This video could serve as training material for students of colorful dialect.

For the past couple of years there has been much speculation as to who Biden's real puppetmaster is. Well, the mystery has been solved. It is Harvey, an invisible giant Rabbit who can be seen by others only around Easter time. As you can see, the sheer terror that Harvey instills in Biden explains his total control over Sleepy Joe.

"Do not self-medicate, friends." That was the warning from the overmedicated liberal best known for her crazed rantings as a result not just of self-medication but also obvious overmedication. Most likely she, like a lot of other liberals, had their minds deranged by being overmedicated as children by doctors which has become common in the past 20 to 30 years. What caused this overmedication starting at a young age? Big Pharma profits which inspired many doctors to prescribe drugs to treat common problems of youth which in the past they finally learned to cope with on their own and left behind as they grew up. Unfortunately, as you can see from the deranged rantings of this liberal, many people find it difficult to impossible to escape their dependence upon mood altering drugs which were prescribed to them from a young age.

If she sounded somewhat familiar in Tennessee it was because Kamala was channeling Justin Trudeau's father.

Hilarious reactions to the Bud Light commercial continue to pour in so here is some more More MORE!

The trans Bud Light commercial is so over-the-top counterproductive that the only plausible explanation for it is that a rival beer company sent them a Trojan Horse marketing director to drive down their sales.

One of the side effects of dementia is that the person suffering from it will sometimes blurt out the embarrassing truth due to a lack of an internal filter. However, whenever Biden says "Not a joke" or "I'm not joking" then you can be sure he is lying thru his false teeth.

It was obvious that even CNN's Dana Bash wasn't buying into the BULLSHIT spouted by Michael Cohen's lawyer, Lanny Davis. Basically Davis is claiming that Cohen lied when he pleaded guilty to tax evasion but he somehow wasn't really lying.

Some of these "Sissy Men" look mighty familiar.

While all the other announced or potential 2024 Republican presidential candidates at least pretended to show solidarity for President Donald Trump in reaction to the BOGUS indictment by way of corrupt DA Alvin Bragg, Asa Hutchinson of Arkansas looked upon that same indictment as an OPPORTUNITITY to act as a VULTURE and announce his candidacy. The big upside of Hutchinson going full TDS vulture is that it will be great entertainment to see Trump fillet this loathsome vulture into complete humiliation during the primary debates.

Non-voting Congressional delegate from the Virgin Islands, Stacey Plaskett can't vote but it appears her assignment is to disrupt the proceedings in Congress especially when they investigate corruption. That explains why she seems to have gone full mental jacket. There is a bonus open mic moment in this video that highlights her natural nastiness.