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What could go wrong? Well, plenty as you can see. So anything that you think will certainly happen can be rudely submerged by reality. Don't be shocked by that. Life can sometime crash your dreams. Meanwhile for this Fourth of July weekend enjoy the fireworks!

Hunter Biden, on the heels of receiving a tap on the wrist from the DOJ due to his corrupt Democrat white privilege, attended the White House State Dinner for Indian Prime Minister Modi. Not only did he enthusiastically shmooze with the guests but he even provided narration for the event in which he lays out his moral belief system. Theologians will be quite interested in Hunter's views on the nature of God.

EEEEK! The White House Press corps is FINALLY starting to ask tough questions. And backup Press Secretary (because regular Press Secretary KJP is unable to handle the job) John Kirby can't deal with it. The result, as you can see in the closeups, are some really entertaining wincing on Kirby's pained face when confronted with the corrupt texts of the crack addict son of Joe Biden, Hunter.

Many people are a bit confused about the rebellion by Wagner Group leader Yevgeny Prigozhin. This video therefore reveals the shocking reason why Prigozhin and the Wagner Group are now heading to Moscow to take revenge against the hated Shoigu and Gerasimov. When you find out you will see that Prigozhin is absolutely right to be so enraged.

There, fixed it! I put the Democrats' misplaced cries of "SHAME!" during the censure of Adam Schiff in Congress for being a psychopathic liar in the proper context. Namely their cries of "SHAME!" have been directed AT Schiff for his lying tirades.

If BlackRock recruiter Serge Varlay who was featured in James O'Keefe's recent OMG video seems eerily familiar then it is because you are recalling the words of Arthur Jensen the CEO of the Communications Corporation of America in the 1976 film "Network."

There are ALREADY Biden Bribe tapes out there so Chris Wray doesn't need to keep the additional Biden Bribe tapes under wraps. The whole purpose of the FBI keeping the Biden bribe tapes under lock and key is to be able to control Joe Biden. However, that advantage has been lost due to the other damning Biden bribe tapes already available to the public.

Who wants to be the first to tell him? Bill Gates thinks he heard via interpreter what President Xi said to him on his recent visit to China. In this video, we reveal what Xi really said to Gates.

ARRIBA ONDELAY! You will want to stand up and shout that out as a bull in Alicante, Spain turned the table on some idiot who along with his compadres set the bull's horns on fire. The bull responded, as you can see, by using his horns to tenderize and fry the idiot. Of course when you tenderize and fry meat you also have to flip it which is exactly what the bull did. They say that revenge is best served cold but in this case, hot was just fine.

Florida Man running. Miami Mayor Francis X. Suarez has announced he is running for president (really vice president). However, Suarez has also disqualified himself from being selected as a vice presidential candidate on the Republican ticket due to his past voting record as you can see. Oh, he did pick up one big endorsement which truly reveals the laughable nature of his candidacy.

Karma strikes again! An anti-Trump idiot showed up in Miami dressed in prison garb near where the politically weaponized Feds were indicting President Trump for bogus "crimes." As it turned out he was the ONLY person sent to prison that day. At least he was dressed appropriately for the occasion.

Joe Biden in November 2022 flat out admitted that he would keep President Trump from returning to office by political weaponization of the federal government. Note that he did NOT say prevent Trump from winning for a third time via the ballot box but by what Biden called "legitimate efforts of our Constitution that he does not become the next president again." When has a president ever claimed that his main opponent would not become president other than via the election process? Instead Biden whose filter often slips due to an addled mind accidentally let slip that he would use not the ballot box but the "legitimate efforts of our Constitution" to prevent Trump from becoming president again. It is obvious that he already knew back then that a politically inspired indictment via a weaponized DOJ was in the pipeline.

It looks like something that could have been produced by Mel Brooks or SCTV for comedic effect. However, this was produced by Ukraine itself as a serious war propaganda effort. And now you know how some of the Ukraine aid money is being spent.

Is the woman in this video and her obsession with forms any more nutty than Jack Smith and the Democrats pretending to be concerned about the documents in the LEGAL possession of President Donald Trump. Get this, the DOJ has WEAPONIZED a former president having documents which he had declassified while in office. It's NUTS that they use this to "Get Trump" and perhaps even nuttier than the woman in the video. The fact that their desperation has gives off a Banana Republic stench to keep an opposition candidate from returning to office does not seem to bother them. Why? Because they are as (perhaps more) NUTTY than the woman in the video.

It's all over for CNN. Not because of the problems caused by their CEO Chris Licht who was just fired. No, what has really doomed CNN was the good tidings prognosticated by the Eddie Mush of CNBC aka Jim Cramer.

Who knew that there are dust devils in Germany? They are quite common in the USA especially on the Plains and in the Southwest but they must be rare in Germany. That could explain the hilarious reactions to the German dust devil in this video. That plus fact that so much stuff is swirling around in a kind of slow motion that evokes a scene out of the "Wizard Of Oz."

This is easily one of the most bizarre animal behaviors I have ever seen and most definitely the strangest behavior from a squirrel. You will definitely get the feeling that his squirrel is a comedian who works his playing dead shtick for maximum laughs. And when he gets bored with staying in the death mode, he performs a fresh encore for yet more laughs. This looks to be a flying squirrel, possibly domesticated, but I have most definitely never seen anything like this behavior in a squirrel before. Any animal behavior experts out there have an answer?

Since Chuck Todd is leaving (actually fired) as host of Meet The Press, I thought this might be a good time to take a trip back in time to June 1997 when he was known as Charles Todd and had a full head of hair atop his head. Here is is being interviewed on C-SPAN as the political editor of National Journal's Hotline. The rate of his loss of hair is related to his blind fealty to the Democrat party. The more hair he lost lost, the more loyal he was to parroting the Democrat party line.

It is unknown if the Canadian flag will not be flown by Justin Trudeau's office just this month or longer. Either way it is a sad sad commentary on where things have gone in Canada (as well as in the USA).

Actually, the way things have been going on this side of the pond, America also needs American cops like Dirty Harry.

Joe Biden harshly criticized Joe Biden for his many stumbles. Do you think he was unfair?

Coming soon to a movie theater near you with subtitles. "Biden's Downfall (Der Untergang)."

On the day after the Nord Stream pipeline in the Baltic Sea was blown up, former Polish Foreign Minister Radek Sikorski (husband of American writer Anne Applebaum) tweeted his THANK YOU to the USA. Soon afterwards, when he found out the new taboo against the blaming the OBVIOUS culprit, he quickly deleted that tweet.

This is not meant to be a criticism of comedian Tyler Fischer since I am a big fan of his stuff. However, he should have skipped trying to do a parody of the recent North Face commercial. Why? Because it is IMPOSSIBLE to parody since it is so over the top that any attempt to parody it falls flat in comparison. The best material for parody is taking absurd situations in which someone attempts to be serious. A great example was the ad for Viagra that Bob Dole did in 1998. Somehow there is something inherently HILARIOUS about a prominent Republican senator who was a former presidential candidate to talk about erectile dysfunction (ED). At the time I put together a bit about a very tired Dole taking a Viagra and, suddenly invigorated, rushes over to his bedroom door and while banging on it yells, "OH LIDDY, YOUR BOBBY BOY IS BAAAAACK!" It wasn't hard to parody the Bob Dole ad because of the absurdity of the situation (I also speculated as to the reaction of Dwight D. Eisenhower in retirement also being asked to do a Viagra commercial.) However in these side by side comparisons of the North Face ad with its attempted parody you can see why it is impossible to parody something that is already a parody. Any attempt to parody such a commercial is doomed to fall flat in comparison.

Despite the fact that we have been warned that the debt ceiling situation could lead to the existential crises of a default, Congressman Jerry Nadler is pleasantly sleeping through it all. Is he sleeping any more deeply than Joe Biden who has taken a lid from Friday afternoon until Tuesday rather than actually negotiate on the debt despite the Janet Yellen default zero hour that is rapidly approaching? And what voices is Nadler hearing in his dreams?