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On the day after the Nord Stream pipeline in the Baltic Sea was blown up, former Polish Foreign Minister Radek Sikorski (husband of American writer Anne Applebaum) tweeted his THANK YOU to the USA. Soon afterwards, when he found out the new taboo against the blaming the OBVIOUS culprit, he quickly deleted that tweet.

This is not meant to be a criticism of comedian Tyler Fischer since I am a big fan of his stuff. However, he should have skipped trying to do a parody of the recent North Face commercial. Why? Because it is IMPOSSIBLE to parody since it is so over the top that any attempt to parody it falls flat in comparison. The best material for parody is taking absurd situations in which someone attempts to be serious. A great example was the ad for Viagra that Bob Dole did in 1998. Somehow there is something inherently HILARIOUS about a prominent Republican senator who was a former presidential candidate to talk about erectile dysfunction (ED). At the time I put together a bit about a very tired Dole taking a Viagra and, suddenly invigorated, rushes over to his bedroom door and while banging on it yells, "OH LIDDY, YOUR BOBBY BOY IS BAAAAACK!" It wasn't hard to parody the Bob Dole ad because of the absurdity of the situation (I also speculated as to the reaction of Dwight D. Eisenhower in retirement also being asked to do a Viagra commercial.) However in these side by side comparisons of the North Face ad with its attempted parody you can see why it is impossible to parody something that is already a parody. Any attempt to parody such a commercial is doomed to fall flat in comparison.

Despite the fact that we have been warned that the debt ceiling situation could lead to the existential crises of a default, Congressman Jerry Nadler is pleasantly sleeping through it all. Is he sleeping any more deeply than Joe Biden who has taken a lid from Friday afternoon until Tuesday rather than actually negotiate on the debt despite the Janet Yellen default zero hour that is rapidly approaching? And what voices is Nadler hearing in his dreams?

We are losing the best of us! And the latest to cast off this mortal coil was the Saintly Shoplifter Banko Brown. Cut down in his (or her) prime he (or she) showed great potential. He (or she) had dreams of starting his (or her) own clothing brand and perhaps act as a mentor to troubled youth. And now he (or she) is gone. Yet his (or her) loving legacy lives on as you can see at his (or her) celebration of life funeral honoring the greatness that was Banko Brown. It was a sad day for the world will never know the sublime quality of the Banko Brown Clothing Collection. Goodbye Banko! We lost you way too soon!

The Ron DeSantis presidential launch crashed and burned on the launchpad amid the Twitter Spaces glitches. Whatever his listeners were able to hear got lost in the overall theme of GLITCH! GLITCH! GLITCH! Yet another example of the ancient gods punishing a mere mortal for the sin of the immense HUBRIS of daring to oppose the very person who made DeSantis what he is.

James O'Keefe of the O'Keefe Media Group (OMG) exposed John Fetterman's staffer, Luke Borwegan, who presented a very scathing yet highly accurate assessment of Joe Scarborough.

There was recently a fascinating conversation between Joe Biden and Professor Irwin Corey in which they talked right past each other while speaking in fluent gobbledygook.

Here is a trip down mask mania memory lane from the not long ago days of Covid pandemic madness. Despite the fact that it was known early on in the pandemic that cloth masks don't work, that didn't stop the sheep herd from wearing those fresh air suppressers in great numbers and in absurd situations as you can see in this video accompanied by a PSA from the era. Even now you can still see many people clutching to their mask security blankets rebreathing their own recycled carbon dioxide under the laughable illusion that it is keeping them healthy.

"Liberalism is a mental disorder." And if you doubt those words, then take a look at Nebraska DEMOCRAT state senator Machaela Cavanaugh in action. Just when you think she can't get any nuttier, she gets even nuttier. The most astounding thing about this video is the sad realization that people in Nebraska, of all places, actually voted for this very very disturbed person.

It was obvious from watching the congressional hearing on the whistleblowers that the Democrats will go to any length, even if it makes themselves look like total fools, to protect the politically weaponized FBI. Here are a few of their absolutely pathetic yet laughable antics to protect the deep state.

"Devastating to the FBI!" That not just some evil monster MAGA person describing the newly released Durham Report. That description was provided by Jake Tapper. And the person most DEVASTATED so far by the Durham Report appears to be MSNBC's Frank Frank Figliuzzi who looked so devastated while reacting to it that I thought he was about to burst out crying. Perhaps he was thinking that because he is a former Assistant FBI Director he might be facing a lot of legal consequences for the newly revealed FBI abuses.

What a "coincidence!" On the very same day that Joe Biden had a fantasy as to the greatest threat to this nation, just a few blocks away the Ray Epps Brigade of the Patriot Front was marching through Washington, D.C.. Unfortunately, this wish fulfillment was so lacking in credibility that even the Washington Post and the New York Times failed to cover it due to the over-the-top undercover feds vibes it was radiating.

Imagine being in Ebenezer Baptist church and everybody around you is singing an upbeat gospel song and swaying and clapping to the music? What do you do? Well, if you are Joe Biden, apparently nothing. Somehow he can't even seem to get a hint of what to do. Could it be due to an awkward lack of any rhythm?

Anderson Cooper was definitely giving off masochistic vibes on behalf of himself and CNN when he told viewers he understands if they never watch his network again for the high crime of giving Orange Man Bad the opportunity to speak.

Steve Cortes went Judas Iscariot and endorsed Ron DeSantis for President. However, most of us know poor Steve's sad, inevitable fate. It will be much like what happened to Holy Roman Emperor Henry IV in 1077 A.D. after he was excommunicated by Pope Gregory VII and was forced to humbly appear at the gates of Canossa Castle to beg forgiveness of the Pope on his knees barefoot for three days and three nights clad only in wretched woolen garments. We can expect something similar to happen next year in 2024 when Judas Iscariot Cortes will be forced to arrive at the gates of Mar-a-Lago to beg forgiveness from President Trump. And remember, Steve, those woolen garments you will be required to wear while on your knees MUST be wretched or your supplications won't count.

Donald Trump most definitely BROKE Liz Cheney. She once had grand dreams of becoming President but such hopes are now in the dustbin of history. As a result, a very bitter Cheney has become infected with terminal TDS to the point of releasing an anti-Trump ad which relies heavily on imagery of January 6. Remember, she tried (and FAILED) to destroy Trump in her role as member of the laughable January 6 Committee whose much hyped STAR WITNESS last summer turned out to be someone with just second hand testimony quickly refuted by first hand witnesses. And now that President Donald Trump is stronger than ever, she has released her bitter ad in which a very unwelcome guest intrudes to put the ad AND January 6 into proper perspective.

Most of us, including liberals, already know that the FBI raid o President Donald Trump's home at Mar-a-Lago in August 2022 was entirely political. Of course, the liberals, until NOW, have never openly admitted this. So what liberal finally admitted this in public NOW? Ryan Grim on Breaking Points on May 8, 2023. He made the admission so low-key matter-of-factly that at first I thought I didn't really hear what I thought I heard. It wasn't until I rewound back to the admission that I confirmed he Grim really did admit the raid was political as you can read his words in black and white: "...When they were able to nationalize the election around Trump BY RAIDING MAR-A-LAGO." Notice that Grim didn't merely claim that the Democrats politicized it after the FBI raided Mar-a-Lago. He outright admitted that they politicized the election BY raiding Mar-a-Lago. So the cause of the raid was to nationalize the election (i.e. politicize it). Just so you can see for yourself that this quote was NOT taken out of context, you can see the whole May 8 Breaking Points episode for yourself at the link below with Grim's admission starting at the 8:54 mark. "SHOCK POLL: Biden LOSING To Trump Head To Head" https://youtu.be/ZN2TG3JuBfI

If you want to see an example of the large societal change that has occurred in the USA over the past 60 years, compare the attitudes of Teamster President Jimmy Hoffa with today's barista having a meltdown over work.

I guess PAID DNC TikTok shill Harry J. Sisson either hasn't seen the latest Washington Post poll or just wants to avoid it completely as he overenthusiastically hypes polling on May 6 showing Joe Biden barely winning. I guess he hasn't checked back with the very Poll Tracker USA he cites because their latest data is in line with the sad sad Washington Post poll showing President Trump leading Sleepy Joe by a healthy margin. But, hey, you don't get paid by the DNC if you don't continue to do upbeat shilling showing things are terrific for Biden.

Yeah, because when you want to be lectured on ethics, who better to lecture you than The Toob himself.

WARNING! If you vote a certain way in 2024, it could result in MSNBC's Mike Barnicle reaching for his pill bottle and swallowing it whole. If you think this is an exaggeration, you won't after watching this clip of Barnicle moaning how deeply deeply DEPRESSED he is over a certain Orange Man who ruined his life. Yes, it appears that poor Mike is suffering from terminal TDS to the extent that the Mean Tweeter has such complete control over him that it has removed any trace of happiness from his life resulting in sending Barnicle into a deep, deep depression.

If the Russians had sent a couple of drones to attack the White House Correspondents Dinner while Biden was speaking there, would that have made Sleepy Joe more likely to order that charges against Julian Assange be dropped? Well, no more likely than the Russians are now more disposed to release imprisoned Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Dershkovich following the drone attack upon the Kremlin in an attempt to assassinate Vladimir Putin. Oh, and one possible side effect of such an attack upon the Kremlin is that it could lead to a thermonuclear war that could destroy all life on earth but the main thing is that it makes the release of the reporter much more difficult.

Jim Cramer has once again proved his infallibility. Namely he never fails to be WRONG. So is there a cause and effect at work here? And was First Republic Bank DOOMED because weeks ago the words "Business as usual" passed Cramer's lips in regards to that bank? If the Jim Cramer curse is in effect won't that make the entire financial system DOOMED as well because of his assurance that despite the recent bank failures "there is no systemic contagion?"

We heard the speakers at the forum of the 2023 White House Correspondents Dinner. But what of the many conversations that were not on mic? The good news is that I applied my amazing lip reading ability to present to you what many of the guests were saying at that dinner.

One of my great fears is falling. Falling from heights. Actually more of a panic than a just a fear. And I am sure there are a lot of you out there who suffer from the same fear. And since this is Friday, or "Viernes" in Spanish, I present Vertigo Viernes to add yet more fuel to your fear of heights.