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Max Headroom briefly made waves in the 1980s with an apparently computer generated artificial appearance and absurd utterances before disappearing only to reappear in our era in the form of Shill Mitchell who also utters absurdities while shilling for Ron DeSantis. The big difference is that when Max Headroom morphed into Shill Mitchell he also changed into a shameless grifter. The good news is that grifter Shill Mitchell has SWORN that if DeSantis fails to be nominated for president, he will DISAPPEAR from all social media and politics. Therefore Max Headroom/Shill Mitchell is DOOMED to disappear again.

Brian Craig, co-host of the Steve Kane Show (longest running radio show in Florida history), speculated on the REAL REASON for the food (actually cook) shortage at Fort Hood (now Fort Cavazos). NOBODY else in the media has yet come to the conclusion that Brian has but if he turns out to be right (hopefully after investigation of this scandal) I just want everybody to know who should get the credit for first figuring out the reason for this food (actually cook) shortage scandal at Fort Hood (Cavazos).

Rupert Murdoch has been attempting to manipulate the American political system AWAY from President Donald Trump ever since he chose Chris Stirewalt to report from the Fox News election desk on Election Night 2020. That's when Stirewalt chose to ignore calling Florida for Trump for hours despite an early overwhelming lead in that state yet bizarrely called Arizona for Biden just minutes after the polls closed there. Ever since then, Murdoch has been pulling down the Fox News ratings by continually slamming Trump and now promoting other candidates, most notably Ron DeSantis. As you can see in this Fox News report by Lawrence Jones from South Dakota, Murdoch's political manipulations have FAILED horribly. DeSantis is now in the toilet in the polls and Murdoch and his cronies are now hyping Glenn Youngkin. Unfortunately for Murdoch, Youngkin is too smart to become Murdoch's sacrificial lamb. And You-Know-Who is prevailing in a yuuuuuuuge way much to Murdoch's chagrin.

Does CNN Legal Analyst Elie Honig realize that he might have put his job in jeopardy by HONESTLY assessing Fulton County D.A. Fani Willis? Oh, CNN might not outright FIRE Honig for veering away from the approved NARRATIVE but don't be too surprised if you see much less of him in the near future.

Remember when Rachel Maddow recently caused a stir by suggesting that the Justice Department could drop all charges against President Donald Trump in exchange to agreeing not to run for president again? It was such an embarrassing open admission that the indictments against Trump are entirely political that Lawrence O'Donnell had to step in to remind Maddow that any such offer would prove Trump RIGHT about the entirely political nature of these trials. Well, it turns out that there are other liberals, such as the liberals of The View, who are also as clueless as Maddow by openly making the same suggestion of Trump not running again in exchange for the dropping of the charges against him. A bonus laugh from one of The View idiots who acted shocked when she found out that defendants are supposed to (GASP!) receive a FAIR trial.

No. Woodward & Bernstein weren't upset by the USA trying to imprison the main political opponent to Joe Biden via a weaponized justice system. Instead they were upset by the justice system in Russia and other countries being used to imprison political opponents. However, the Clueless Couple were not alone in missing the irony of condemning the imprisonment of political opposition leader Alexei Navalny in Russia while overlooking the multiple indictments of the main political opponent of the American Deep State, Donald Trump. As you can see, CNN while running their report on the imprisonment of Navalny also ran a chyron at the exact same time on the latest indictment of Trump.

Watch as these Australian bureaucrats of the TGA (Therapeutic Goods Administration), which is equivalent to the American FDA, attempt to explain their COVERUP of deaths caused by the COVID vaccine. As you can see, they are reduced into pathetic mumbling messes trying to dodge responsibility for hiding the death reports made by doctors.

Munchkins are cute li'l critters. However you don't want to assign any responsibilities to them since they are also completely helpless and unable to function in real world situations. An example of this is the Munchkin known as Janet Yellen who has proved herself to be completely useless as the Secretary of Treasury. You can see Munchkin Yellen's helplessness on display culminating in the downgrading of the USA debt rating. The poor Munchkin can't figure out why that happened.

We had a recent health alert for our friend, Pastor Charles Henrickson. However, as you can see in this video of Charles at the LCMS (Lutheran Church Missouri Synod) convention in Milwaukee on Monday, he is alive and well and verrrrry informal. It was mentioned in the Free Republic that Charles was scheduled for a PET scan and I am happy to tell you that he has reported on Facebook that scan showed his cancer is limited to his lung and has not spread to the rest of his body. Perhaps we shall have more videos of informal Charles at the LCMS convention during the next few days.

Many people who have seen the strange creepy stare of Congresswoman's Stacey Plaskett's aide are convinced she is possessed by the Devil. Personally I think that idea is a bit silly because a scientific analysis of the creepy aide reveals that she is most likely the Sister of Chucky.

Do you get the feeling that this climate change protestor blocking traffic has seen too many Kung Fu movies or perhaps was inspired by the "Kung Fu Fighting" song? If so, his fantasies smacked up against stone cold reality as you can see.

If you want to connect with people on the campaign trail, it is important to at least convincingly fake laughter. Inability to do so properly comes off as quite cringe.

For some reason, "Inside Edition" thinks getting on a paddleboard can be difficult but, as you can see, it is easy peasy. A lot EASIER that putting on a pair of swim fins in the water which is why I put them on at the beach and walk backwards into the water. Still a lot more difficult than the incredibly SIMPLE task of getting on a paddleboard. And for all you conspiracy theorists out there, the Obamas were not even on Martha's Vineyard island at the time of the drowning. ....OOOOPS! There has been a "clarification" on that information.

Many people were surprised at how Bill Mitchell who not too long ago was a YUUUUUGE Trump supporter suddenly flipped and began to shill for Ron DeSantis while bashing Trump. Brian Craig, co-host of the Steve Kane Radio Show (longest running radio show in Florida history), provided what is probably the most OBVIOUS reason for Shill Mitchell's sudden change. Oh, and a reminder to everybody that Shill Mitchell SWORE that if DeSantis drops out of the race, he would leave all social media FOREVER and never again get involved in politics. This provides a big motivation for the defeat of DeSantis since it would mean that Shill Mitchell will banish himself to the Phantom Zone where he will join his spiritual father, Max Headroom, for all eternity.

The Morning Joe crew on July 24, 2023 confronted what to them is a nightmare scenario of a Third Party, namely No Labels. Surprise! They have even MORE to fear from another Third Party that they didn't even mention, namely the Green Party which was the Third Party that Jill Stein whom they are "still talking to their therapists about," ran under. If a hypothetical No Labels disturbs them so greatly then the Green Party is sure to send them back to their therapists.

The ride is already scary. But what if the ride operator tells you that there is something wrong with the ride and then..... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I remember air travel when I was a kid as an extremely pleasurable experience. On one air trip I travelled to the 1964 New York World's Fair where I was dazzled by images of a golden future. It got me to thinking that if air travel was already so fantastic then how incredible would it be in the future?

CNN was mercilessly mocked for reading some deep significance into Jack Smith going into a Subway and (gasp!) ordering a sandwich. Or perhaps Smith ordered a ham sandwich so he could indict it. For most people that would be a joke on Jack Smith demonstrating that he has such a weak J6 case against President Donald Trump that he is forced to "indict a ham sandwich." However, for at least one hilariously clueless liberal not understanding the joke, he thinks that is actually a good look. Yeah, Jack Smith has no real evidence against Trump but, no matter, he can "indict a ham sandwich."

Listen to Nancy Pelosi's laughable over-the-top hype for Joe Biden versus the very sad reality of what Biden is really like as you see him bragging (and lying) about himself.

Jesse Watters started his new Fox News show and his mother called in to give her two bits. Listen carefully because you could hear things you might have missed if you already heard her call.

Here we see two sharply contrasting versions of White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. First we see the normal evasive version of KJP. In the second version it is as if African journalist Simon Ateba had fired a Truth Ray at her and we see a completely honest version of KJP.

Okay, technically it's the Seattle Mariner's Moose Mascot but to all appearances he is Bullwinkle. And, bizarrely, the FBI enlisted Bullwinkle for a PSA on flying drones in restricted areas. Perhaps the FBI could also enlist Bullwinkle to appear before Congress. Bullwinkle would certainly be more forthcoming in answering question than typical stonewalling FBI officials whose standard answer is "I can't comment about an ongoing investigation." We should be hearing a lot of that stonewalling excuse when FBI Director Christopher Wray appears before Congress on July 12. Better to have Bullwinkle provide the answers because he is sure to be more honest and open than Mr. Stonewall.

Who among Joe Biden's aides thought it would be a good idea for him to appear at a public beach clad in his bathing suit? Probably one of his many aides taking orders from above to make Biden appear weak and foolish in order to ease him out of the White House in order to replace him with another DNC approved candidate for 2024. The scene at the beach was all too reminiscent of "Weekend At Bernie's." The big difference being is that a dead Bernie appeared to be more lively than a barely living Joey.

Although almost all of us have White House cocaine suspect #1 in mind as the obvious perp, a very strong case can also be made for cocaine suspect #2 based solely on this person's behavior and strange manner of speaking while saying exactly NOTHING.

One of the big problems with vote fraud in the USA is that the courts hand out light or no sentences for that crime. As a result vote fraud continues in a big way (looking at YOU Maricopa County) since there are almost no consequences involved. Contrast that to what happened to this guy in the West Bengal section of India where villagers caught him casting multiple fake proxy votes and ended up tying him to a pole and giving him the third degree treatment. Do you think that guy will be committing vote fraud again anytime soon?