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Bill Mitchell's big grift is apparently over. His Ron DeSantis money well has apparently dried up leaving poor Shill Bill not only broke but severely constipated as well. As an excuse for pulling out of the DeSantis shill racket, Shill Bill recently claimed he conveniently stubbed his toe while watching a football game which sent him to the hospital. Which is more ridiculous? Getting hospitalized for a stubbed toe or for having an ingrown toenail? While in the hospital, Mitchell whined that shilling for DeSantis sent him to the poorhouse with a horrible case of constipation to boot. His GiveSendGrift goal also fell hilariously short as you can see in the video. If you care at all for Bill Mitchell you can still send money to his GiveSendGrift account. Even if you disagree with his grifting politics, then perhaps you can think of it as contributing to raising constipation awareness. Please help him! Please give a crap about Bill Mitchell!

While watching the November 28, 2023 Morning Joe show interview with TDS Never Trumper J. Michael Luttig hyping the use of lawfare against President Donald Trump, I was struck by the resemblance both facially and vocally of Luttig to the late great comedian Sam Kinison. In this video I present the two of them for your own comparison. Am I just crazy or do you also see the resemblance between the two? (Maybe don't answer that question.) Of course, I am not comparing them politically since Kinison mostly avoided politics plus even he would NOT go to such an extreme of weaponizing the legal system via lawfare instead of the depending on the ballot box to defeat political opponents. One interesting thing is that despite the fact that Luttig has been one of the biggest proponents of using the 14th Amendment against Trump to keep him off the ballot, the idea was so nutty that it seems that even he has dropped hyping that idiotic tactic. In neither his recent New York Times opinion piece nor in the Morning Joe interview was the 14th Amendment even mentioned. And if you want to see Luttig going full Kinison screaming meltdown, you might have to wait until November 6, 2024 for that performance.

So which Alexandra Pelosi are you going to believe? The one who, as Nancy Pelosi's daughter, is hyping her J6 documentary to liberals on a liberal show or the one who doesn't know she is being secretly recorded by a hidden camera as she talks about J6?

Who are you going to believe? The Weather Channel founder and professionally trained meteorologist John Coleman or shameless grifter John F. Kerrey who married and remarried into wealth? Oh, and are those carbon emissions particulates that have settled beneath Kerry's eyes or is that just a weird health issue?

We now have confirmation from a member of the Ukraine parliament, David Arakhamia, who led the Ukrainian delegation at peace talks in Belarus and Istanbul that Russia and his country, in exchange primarily for a pledge not to join NATO, were prepared to end the war in the early stage of that conflict when Boris Johnson arrived in Kiev to nix any peace agreement. They were told by Johnson that Russia was on the verge of collapse due to sanctions. How did that work out? Now Ukraine will have to settle their war on much harsher terms and the destruction of a generation of Ukrainians needlessly slaughtered due to the idiocy of Boris Johnson and his Biden Regime puppet masters who wanted a proxy war with Russia for the purpose of campaign donor profit.

Now that it is apparent that weaponizing the DOJ and using lawfare against Trump by charging him in multiple court cases leading into the 2024 election is NOT stopping Trump, look for the Democrats to desperately attempt to introduce Ranked Choice Voting in the Battleground States to stop Trump since that bizarre type of voting system negates the effect of third party candidates who would draw votes away from Biden. No wonder that the Trump hating Rolling Stoned is hyping Ranked Choice Voting in a dopey "instructional" video.

Turkey wings can be quite tough if you don't take steps to soften the meat. In this video I show how easy it is to tenderize turkey wings via dry brining and air frying. Take those steps and add the right spices and the result is INCREDIBLE air fried Cajun turkey wings. Recipe for 2 wings (4 wing sections): Brining: One tablespoon Kosher salt and one teaspoon brown sugar. Marinade: 2 tablespoons olive oil, 1 teaspoon sea salt, 1/2 teaspoon crush peppercorns, 2 tablespoons Cajun seasoning, 1 tablespoon Smoked Paprika, 1 teaspoon garlic powder.

Is Lara Logan right? She describes Washington DC MPD Commander Robert Glover as acting like a panicked Drama Queen on January 6, 2021. Just how much acting went into his performance? And if Glover wasn't acting what does that say about him? One thing is for sure, a Sgt. Joe Friday he is NOT.

Trump Derangement Syndrome aka TDS. President Donald Trump recently mentioned that as a disease that was named after him. But just how widespread and virulent is TDS? I think a view of these clips could provide an answer. Oh, and the good news for those suffering from TDS is that there is actually a licensed psychologist, Dr. Janné Lomasky, in Boca Raton, Florida who specializes in the treatment of severe TDS. Her business must be increasing mightily right now.

Make America Great Again! Make Argentina Great Again! MAGA! The man known as the Trump of Argentina, Javier Milei, has won a landslide victory to become the MAGA President of Argentina much to the extreme grief of leftists. Here are just a few scenes of the demoralized leftists which you an see in stark contrast to the over-the-top energy of Milei. AFUERA!!!

The Patriot Front was in a crises situation. Too many people had them pegged for undercover feds. So what to do? What to do? Solution: Consult their Fed Fashion Designer for a rebrand and a change of uniform colors. Problem solved! Right? Right?

And now we know WHY the Democrats were so vociferous in their demand that the J6 videos NOT be released. Because so far they are showing that the real MAGA patriots were entirely peaceful that day. Notice how none of the "protestors" (feds) who were acting violent and breaking windows were charged. But if you peacefully entered the Capitol after being invited in by the Capitol police for a quick quiet stroll through the building, it would ultimately mean months and years in the DC jail thanks to a politically weaponized DOJ. If there is one thing that shouts out at us about the newly released J6 videos it is FREE THE J6 POLITICAL PRISONERS!!!

Perhaps some of you might remember the "Maalox Moment" commercials that used to run frequently on television. Well, perhaps now is a very good time to bring back at least one of those commercials because Antony Blinken most definitely had a Maalox Moment when Joe Biden public called his paymaster, Xi Jinping, a dictator in San Francisco. You can actually see the exact Maalox Moment that Blinken experienced as you could see the extreme pain that ran across his face when the word "dictator" slipped past Biden's lips. It was such an obvious Maalox Moment for Blinken that I even made a Maalox Moment commercial featuring him that could be used in a new "Maalox Moment" ad campaign.

Ray Epps provided advice to the insurrectionists attacking the Capitol Police at the DNC headquarters. Oh, and of course we should how expect the FBI to use cell phone geolocation to track down each and every insurrectionist? This technology has a perfect track record except for locating the pipe bomber, who also planted a (fake) bomb on the night of January 5, 2021 ironically also at the DNC headquarters as well at the RNC building, because the cell data was "corrupted." The one and ONLY time that glitch ever happened.

Antony Blinken looked like he was in a state of great anguish verging on outright grief during Biden's San Francisco meeting with his paymaster, Xi Jinping. Is it because he has given a sneak peek at the blackmail material that Xi has on Biden or did his Deep State overlords just tell him Joe gotta go?

After years and years of lame excuses for why San Francisco remained a filthy garbage dump, that city was cleaned up in just three days. Was it suddenly cleaned up because the Democrats who run San Francisco and California suddenly realized it was time to do something for the citizens of that city? No. It was done ONLY because Governor Gavin Newsom wanted to impress Chinese Communist dictator Xi Jinping because he is arriving in San Francisco, along with other world leaders, for an economic summit. And since it is very very important to impress Joe Biden's paymaster, San Francisco was almost instantly beautified. Of course, don't expect the beautification to last very long. Once dictator Xi leaves it will be back to treating the citizens of San Francisco like they don't matter again. Here are a few of the reactions to Gavin Newsom's rare bit of honesty in which he ADMITTED that San Francisco was ONLY cleaned up to impress a communist dictator.

At the next (and final) GOP presidential debate, Vivek Ramaswamy can perform his greatest deed by constantly demanding the resignation of incompetent narcissist GOP chairwoman Ronna ROMNEY McDaniel. He did demand her resignation at the beginning of the last debate but Vivek can improve on that service by continually pointing out her incompetence and demanding her resignation at the next debate. About 90% of the Republican base want her to resign but she keeps hanging on like a spoiled child refusing to give up her favorite toy.

Imagine this. The purveyor of what many consider the first major well known Hate Crime HOAX, Al Sharpton, has the gall to call Robert F. Kennedy, Jr a conspiracy theorist. Al's conspiracy theory about Tawana Brawley supposedly involving the Mafia, the KKK, the Irish Republican Army, and the top officials of New York was much WILDER than anything that RFK, Jr. could dream up. The fact that NOBODY on Morning Joe pointed this out says something about how low MSNBC has become since they continue to pay the salary of a known conspiracy HOAXSTER and monumental GRIFTER.

Joe Biden continues to forget how to do the simplest things while remaining in a state of complete embarrassing confusion as you can see.

John Heilemann aka "Bozo's Friend" has just gotten CANCELLED along with his Showtime show, "The Circus." When Heilemann is not in the protective cocoon of the scripted "The Circus" or around only his fellow liberals, he often goes into angry CURSING meltdown mode as you can see here.

Forget gag orders on President Trump. The nude selfie pic of WEIRDO Judge Arthur Engoron has caused a GAG reflex on the entire world grossed out by that revolting image.

The DUmmie FUnnies CALLED IT! The DUmmie FUnnies CALLED IT! The DUmmie FUnnies CALLED IT! Yes, on the afternoon of November 8, 2023 the DUmmie FUnnies accurately CALLED IT when it stated that Vivek Ramaswamy should DEMAND that toxic grifter RNC Chairwoman resign due to pathetic incompetence. Hours later at the GOP debate of the Keebler Elves in Miami, that was EXACTLY what happened. Perhaps Vivek read my suggestion in the DUmmie FUnnies or maybe I am a latter day Nostradamus. Now back to rubbing my Jeane Dixon Crystal Ball... "When Will Useless Grifter Ronna ROMNEY McDaniel be FIRED?" https://rumble.com/v3uhtqy-when-will-useless-grifter-ronna-romney-mcdaniel-be-fired.html

Ronna ROMNEY McDaniel has FAILED once again. This makes the fourth time in a row that the useless grifter RNC Chairwoman has FAILED in the elections. What else does she have to do to be REMOVED from her beloved lucrative office? I'm not a big fan of Vivek Ramaswamy but if there is one candidate who might DEMAND that McDaniel be FIRED in the middle of the Miami GOP debate, it would be him. Please do us that favor, Vivek!

It has finally come to this. Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky, due to sheer desperation, has outed himself as really nothing more than a Nigerian Prince email scammer trying to extract just a few bucks more from the sucker who was fooled into paying him BILLIONS.

So how does a public official of originally modest means amass a fortune, while in office, of $15 million? The answer seems to be obvious and Steve Kane Radio Show (longest running radio show in Florida history) co-host Brian Craig was asking on Monday November 5, 2023 howTrump hating New York Attorney General Letitia James became a multi-millionaire while in office. Brian wanted to get this information about James' "mysterious" fortune to President Trump so he thought out of the box just as Trump has done and applied that technique to get his information to him as you can see in this video. And if you are wondering why so little of the Dick Morris interview was included it was because his sound quality was poor in the video rendering it almost impossible to understand.