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Have you ever noticed how when leftist partisan hacks, such as election "expert" David Becker, appear on C-SPAN they try to present an image of someone above politics who is only seeking the truth? Well, that is exactly what David Becker attempted during his C-SPAN appearance on Washington Journal on January 3, 2024. Unfortunately for him, Laura Loomer exposed him as the leftist partisan hack that he is in May 2023 during a contentious street interview.

On January 2, 2024 Larry Sabato of the Univerisity of Virginia's Center for Politics kicked off the election year by poisoning the political well by declaring that "Trump engaged in insurrection" during an appearance on C-SPAN'S "Washington Journal." Even Jack Smith who suffers from extreme TDS did NOT charge President Donald Trump with insurrection yet Larry has decided that Trump is guilty of it based on what, we don't know. Certainly nothing legal. Of course, Sabato tried to act like he wasn't an extreme partisan by then going on to state that Trump should be allowed on the ballots despite his opinion that he "engaged in insurrection." How big-hearted of you, Larry. Oh, and you can bet the Democrats will cite Sabato's insurrection statement in the 2024 campaign. Sabato's Crystal Ball should have warned him not to expose himself as such a blatant partisan by declaring Trump as an insurrectionist.

It is impossible to watch this first Morning Joe Show of the 2024 New Year and not conclude that they suffer extreme TDS. They just can't stop obsessing about TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! It is soooo bad that they seem to have forgotten about the New Year earthquake in Japan. But, in their minds, no news counts unless it is TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! Oh, and when Joe and Mika are in bed together at night you can bet that both of them are thinking only of TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!

Many of you are probably wondering why the DUmmie FUnnies has recently begun featuring videos of MSNBC legal analyst Glenn Kirschner? Well, it is because of all the TDS media talking heads, Kirschner shows the most comedic potential for 2024. As it is, he is already on the verge of bouncing off the walls nuts over just thinking about President Donald Trump. Just a brief review of his videos clearly demonstrates that Orange Man Bad haunts his every thought 24/7. His own personal Randall Flagg. Right now Kirschner is desperately grasping at two life rafts to keep from drowning under the mental abyss; keeping Trump off the state ballots and a courtroom J6 conviction BEFORE the election. As for the former, Kirschner is so hilariously desperate that he is actually pinning his hopes on Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch. I don't want to ruin the comedy surprise but as you can see in the video, poor Glenn is really grasping straws if he is depending on Gorsuch to keep Trump off the state election ballots.

HOORAH FOR ELECTION INTERFERENCE! Watch as these two demented Democrats celebrate flat out ELECTION INTERFERENCE in Maine. They both conveniently forget that President Donald Trump has NOT been charged with insurrection yet both morons use that as justification for removing him from the ballot. They are about as STUPID (or demented) as the Maine Secretary of State Shenna Bellows who used the insurrection that Trump has NOT been charged with as an excuse to "remove" him from the state's primary ballot. "Remove" has been placed in quotes since Trump has NOT actually been removed from the ballot since this is entirely a dopey ELECTION INTERFERENCE political stunt.

What is the common denominator of ALL leftwing fanatic women with political power? CRAZY EYES! Yes, they all have that same fanatic CRAZY EYES thing going on. The Maine Secretary of State, Shenna Bellows, who is "Defending Democracy" by taking wildly popular President Trump off the Maine primary ballot is only the latest of the fanatic leftwing CRAZY EYES females to come to attention. Others include the former Minister of Truth, Nina Jankowizc, mentally disturbed doxxer Taylor Lorenz, deranged AOC, and the Colorado Secretary of State, Jena Griswold, who attempted the same stunt as her fellow CRAZY EYES Maine Secretary of State. They just can't seem to hide their leftist insanity since their foul sickness of the soul erupts in the form of... CRAZY EYES!

Sam Kinison was less than pleased with the answer Nikki Haley gave as to the cause of the Civil War. Why? Because he was there, man! Agggh! AGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

(Note: My commentary on this video originally recorded on December 25, 2023.) On Christmas Eve the YouTube CENSORS gave me their Christmas "gift" of a Community Guidelines strike. There was NO explanation as to the reason for the strike. Normally I can quickly figure out the reasons for such strikes even though they are quite stupid. However, in this case I can't see how my video in any way could trigger them to give my DUmmie FUnnies channel a strike. Therefore I present that video to you in its entirety for you to figure out what could have disturbed them because I can't see anything at all that could cause such a strike. Oh, and why did they suddenly discover why that video caused a Community Guidelines strike 6 months AFTER it had been uploaded?

As Jack Smith's J6 trial date, originally set for March 4, starts fading further and further into the distance perhaps past Election Day 2024 his political trial looks increasingly moot. But not to worry. The DNC-Media-Deep State Industrial Complex worked overtime during the Christmas weekend and came up with a new buzzword, "SPRAWLING," to attempt to fool the public that even if Smith's trial hopes are smashed that there is a "SPRAWLING" case out there against Donald Trump. First Robert Costa used the new approved buzzword on CBS which was then picked up by the Drudge Report. Of course, I knew that paid DNC TikTok shill Harry J. Sisson who is deep inside the Complex would definitely promote the buzzword and it turned out I was right as you can see. However, this is just the start. In the days and weeks to come as the J6 case looks less and less likely before the election look for the shiny new buzzword toy, "SPRAWLING" to be hyped more and more by the media.

First he wanted the Supreme Court to hear Trump's appeal on presidential immunity on an expedited basis. And now that they refused to hear it before it is reviewed by the DC appeals court, MSNBC's legal analyst Glenn Kirschner is DESPERATE that the Supreme Court NOT hear it at all. Trump's legal strategy of delay, delay, DELAY... until after election day is a beautiful thing to watch. The Democrats, Media, and Deep State thought that by employing Lawfare against the President that would keep him from winning in November 2024. Instead President Trump has turned lemons into lemonade. The more Lawfare they throw at him the more popular he grows because it has become more than obvious who is REALLY trying to end Democracy as the liberals are charging against Trump. Now they are whining that the delaying tactics of Team Trump are unfair while overlooking the complete unfairness of Lawfare itself so the more Trump delays the better I like it. Among those most aggravated by Trump's successful delaying tactics is Kirschner. It is driving him so nuts that he now has to resort to fantasy. And his latest fantasy is that the Supreme Court will somehow REFUSE to take up the issue of presidential immunity after the DC appeals court predictably shoots it down. Yeah, he really believes that such a consequential appeal will be cut short by the Supreme Court refusing to even consider it. It's a wild wild hope but that is what poor Kirschner has latched onto to maintain his sanity. Of course, the most obvious course of the Supreme Court taking up the appeal means that Kirschner's beloved March 4 J6 date will be DELAYED which is enough to cause him to be strapped down to the gurney. And if the Supreme Court rules in favor of Trump on presidential immunity thus DESTROYING Jack Smith's J6 case, then look for a thermonuclear implosion from Kirschner who will probably be so far gone as to necessitate the permanent institutionalization of him at his court appointed guardian's choice of Funny Farm.

Dearest Goddess Gaia! Why has thou forsaken us by NOT fast tracking the Trump appeal as our beloved Jack Smith so desperately desired? As a result of FRUSTRATING delay delay DELAY it now appears as if there will be no J6 trial on March 4 as was originally scheduled. In fact there might not even be a J6 trial BEFORE the 2024 election due to Orange Man Bad pulling out yet more delays out of his bag of tricks. Oh woe is us! We were guaranteed a Trump trial and conviction before the election by the gods of Lawfare! What kind of sick country have we become when we can't even perform honest election interference to save our Democracy!

What's going on with TDS George Conway's voice or rather voices? It sounds like he has two very different voices. When I saw a clip of Conway on MSNBC's Morning Joe yesterday I was immediately struck at how high pitched his voice was compared to how I remembered it. I figured that maybe the source of that clip speeded it up to achieve that high pitch so I checked another video of the same scene and it also revealed Conway speaking at a higher pitch than I recalled. I figured maybe it was my imagination but when I saw another clip of Conway appearing on CNN yesterday, his voice was back to the lower pitch sound as I had remembered. I switched the clips back and forth between his MSNBC and CNN appearances so you can appreciate the differences between Conway's two voices. So what is going on here? Does Conway sound more high pitched due to wearing informal clothes in contrast to his formal suit and tie appearance on CNN? Or does just being on MSNBC cause Conway's voice to pitch higher? Or is Conway in the process of transitioning his voice? The answer as to why Conway has two different voices remains a mystery to me but perhaps someone out there has the answer.

Has there ever been in American history such a consequential LIAR as the former Director of National Intelligence, James Clapper? Again and again he has been caught lying. About Trump-Russia collusion, about NSA collecting data on millions of Americans, and about the Hunter Biden laptop story being a result of Russian Disinformation. How many times does Clapper have to be caught lying before CNN dumps him as their National Security Analyst? Well, CNN is going to face that decision yet again since the Julian Assange Team has just confirmed that the source for the Wikileaks DNC emails story in 2016 was NOT Russia, as Clapper LIED about, but DNC staffer Seth Rich who "mysteriously" was killed shortly after the leak to Wikileaks. The proven Clapper LIE LIST continues to grow yet his CNN employment seems secure.

One fringe benefit of viewing reactions to the Colorado Supreme Court taking President OFF the ballot in that state is that you can easily filter the mental cases from the normal people. The mental cases are the ones who screech about "SAVING OUR DEMOCRACY" yet support the removal from the ballot of President Trump. And they want us to somehow believe that it is Trump that would act as a dictator. How? By keeping his political opponents off the ballot like a Third World country... or the Biden regime?

Until now the uncontested holder of the the Miss Clueless Crown was the South Carolina contestant for the 2007 Miss Teen USA. However, it now looks like she will lose her crown to a new mighty contender not only for her inability to answer the question about how to define "misogyny" but her UNBELIEVABLE snowflake reaction to being unable to do so. Ironically, just by viewing both clueless women is enough to turn one into a... misogynist.

They just can't take it. Liberals have lost their minds over Mario Lopez appearing at a recent UFC event with President Trump. They seem irked that Mario, a son of immigrants, is hanging out with Trump who, NEWSFLASH, is the son of an immigrant.

It was right there for all to see. A Capitol Hill Insurrectum involving Senator Ben Cardin's aide, Aidan, getting his Maese Czeropskied in a Senate chamber. Yet despite it clearly appearing on video, many in the media are declaring we should not believe our lying eyes since this is nothing more than another kooky rightwing conspiracy theory.

There are three (count 'em, THREE) new COVID vaccines coming out so be sure to get all of them. Unfortunately supply appears to be limited during the early rollout so I recommend that YouTube executives, especially the censors, be given first priority at getting those shots. Why? Because I love those guys for all that they do. So YOU first, YouTube. You deserve first shot at the shots.

Oh Dearest Goddess Gaia! You're just too good to me! In this time of the approaching Trumpacalypse you have given me hope in the form of ONE SENTENCE. Yes, ONE SENTENCE at the bottom of Page 48 of a 68 page Federal Appeals Court ruling that tells us that the trial of Trump will be completed BEFORE the 2024 election. That sentence is so sacred to me that I will print it out, laminate it, and place it next to me on my pillow for comfort while trying to sleep. Yes, I will rub that ONE sentence, kiss it, and worship it as my sacred talisman which shall see me through these dark times of the MAGA Peril. That ONE SENTENCE shall comfort me by guaranteeing NO DELAY in the trial of the Evil Trump scheduled for March 4. The ONE SENTENCE holy prophecy MUST be fulfilled! HALLELUJAH!

Hunter Biden declared before his God...and his dealer...on Capitol Hill that he is an innocent man without a trace of corruption nor crack in his bloodstream. It was a performance that brought tears of joy to MSNBC...and tears of laughter to almost everybody else.

Please save us from Orange Man Bad, Jack Smith! You are our ONLY salvation! Many liberals are so DESPERATE for Jack Smith salvation that they are already mistakenly celebrating what they perceive as the Supreme Court ALREADY expediting the ruling on whether President Trump had presidential immunity while president. No, they have NOT ruled on that. All that happened is that the Supreme Court has agreed to hear obsessed Jack Smith present his reasons as to whether that hearing should be expedited which would allow him to engage in election INTERFERENCE by having a Trump trial in the middle of campaign season next year.

Apparently Vivek Ramaswamy was caught taking a bathroom break during a group chat. However, there is already a conspiracy theory out there that poor Vivek was framed by someone else at that group chat. Was he? Listen to the amplified audio of the toilet break and you decide. Meanwhile the Police Squad is investigating this incident.

Jack Dorsey had a horrible nightmare in the early AM hours of December 10. He didn't have to wake up to find out that Alex Jones was REINSTATED to Twitter (now X). And this nightmare isn't a one time thing. It is just the start of eternal Groundhog Day nightmares. Or you could call it a reverse Groundhog Day in that everytime Jack Dorsey goes to sleep, this SAME nightmare plays over and over and over again in his mind. There is no escape from the fate that Dorsey's soul will FOREVER be defined by his being known as Alex Jones' censor.

It's like the Thorazine Shuffle mixed with the Frankenstein Monster Lurch caused by weighted shoes. Is Sleepy Joe now wearing weighted shoes? It sure looks that way.

Vote Fraud is supposed to be rarer than an asteroid strike. However, Jill Stein in December 2016 ACCIDENTALLY proved this to be a farce when she (at the behest of Hillary) demanded (and received) a recount of the Michigan vote hoping to find evidence of Russian hacking. What they found instead was PROOF of Democrat vote fraud with over a third of the Detroit precincts reporting more votes than registered voters. OOOPS! Of course, that recount was quickly dropped but it is interesting that back then demanding a recount was NOT considered to be an attempt to overturn the election and criminalized by the justice system.