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A simple question from Senator Josh Hawley to the CORRUPT Biden Green Energy Loan Czar, who has been speaking at events PAID by businessmen seeking government loans which he has authority to approve, rendered the CORRUPT official completely helpless due to the question overloading his mental faculties thus causing a severe short circuit in him as you can see.

Achiote chicken is already incredible. In fact, it is the ONLY BBQ chicken that I like. However, due to a tip from a viewer plus my desire to increase the garlic flavor of the chicken, I have been able to SUPERCHARGE the flavor. BTW, one final way to SUPERCHARGE the achiote chicken is to refrigerate it. I find the cooling process gels the chicken fat in such a way as to further heighten the flavor. It is not for everybody since most people would prefer warm chicken but I actually like it cold. You can find the recipe at a previous achiote chicken video I made below. Since the amount of chicken I used has approximately doubled, please double the ingredients (except for the salt) at the following link: https://rumble.com/vcw7c7-the-achiote-miracle-that-will-change-the-way-you-barbecue.html

The most shocking thing about watching Joe Biden returning on his FAILED visit to Israel aboard Air Force One might not have been his obvious physical deterioration along with his brain freezes. We already knew he was quite frail and mentally challenged. Instead it might have been the sight of John Kirby standing near him because he appeared to be incredibly short. I never before gave any thought to Kirby's height because I have always seen him speaking and answering questions by himself at a podium so I assumed he was of at least average height. However, aboard Air Force One he was standing behind Biden and near other people which made me realize just how short he is. Yes, he appeared to be about four inches taller than KJP but being four inches taller than a dwarf still means you are mighty small. My guess is no taller than about 5'5".

It's on! The battle between the Dynamic Duo. Sleepy Joe Biden versus Mitch "The Turtle" McConnell. Watch as the two duel it out over who has the most impressive brain freezes.

Joe Biden, channeling Abe Simpson, bored Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu with an absolutely meaningless story that didn't go anywhere. That's what happens when Sleepy Joe veers away from reading his cheat card script which also bored Netanyahu due to the unenthusiastic low energy delivery by Biden.

Never before has an apple been used so EFFECTIVELY to help dismantle the dopey premises of a leftwing journalist. In this case Pierre Poilievre the Canadian Conservative Party leader of the Official Opposition beautifully used an apple as a prop to hilariously tear apart the arguments put forth by a leftwing journalist who somehow couldn't take his eyes off the ground. Poilievre showed just how easily, while very calmly munching on an apple, the flawed assumptions of the leftists can be taken apart when they are outside their echo chamber comfort zones.

Republican Jeff Landry's victory for the Louisiana governorship shook up not only liberals but the entire political world. What was supposed to be only a jungle primary with the ultimate winner to be determined in the general election runoff turned out to be a flat out victory for Landry. The Democrats never expected this to happen since they had only one candidate in the primary while the Republicans had several who were expected to split the vote up among themselves resulting in no overall winner. Instead Landry won both an absolute MAJORITY of the vote as well as the governorship so no no need of going to the general election. As a result we have some very entertaining meltdowns from liberals. Break out the popcorn and enjoy!

A big reason why "The Incredible Hulk" comics and TV show were so popular is that everyone out there has a bit of The Hulk in them that could be triggered into uncontrollable rage. Or at least I thought it was almost everyone with a notable exception being the seemingly unperturbed Robby Soave, the co-host of "The Hill Rising." In fact he has been so unworldly calm that I even nicknamed him "Sleepy Eyes Soave." However, last week he was triggered by his fellow co-host, Briahna Joy Gray, into going full Hulk. The transformation of Sleepy Eyes Soave into a raging Hulk was perhaps the most astonishing transformation I have even seen. It stunned not only myself and probably most of the viewers of the show but, as you can see, Briahna herself. Anyway I have now changed my mind about the Hulk potential lurking in us. After watching Soave transform into The Hulk I am sure that we have ALL undergone such a transformation at one time or another... even Mr. Rogers.

This reporter was OUTRAGED that Poland won't import terrorists to wreak havoc inside its country. As a result of this policy the streets of Poland are currently SAFE as compared to Paris, London, Brussels, Berlin and Stockholm among others which have stupidly imported terrorists.

Alger Hiss 2.0. The State Department's architect of the disastrous Iran deal has turned out to likely be working as an intelligence asset for the mullahs. Robert Malley, the spiritual son of State Department traitor Alger Hiss. It was no secret as to where Malley's sympathies lay since you can hear him for yourself speaking lovingly about Hamas. Amazingly, despite Malley having being busted months ago, the Biden regime still went ahead with the horrible Iran deal, giving them BILLIONS of dollars, despite the fact that the deal was brokered by a known Hamas sympathizing Alger Hiss.

In the midst of the outbursts of support for the Hamas terrorists in the USA it is important to remember that the efforts of the FBI have been (mis)placed on targeting MAGA as if they are dangerous extremists.

The tragic events of the past few days makes it clear to those who might not already know that Jake Sullivan is absolutely the WORST National Security Adviser ever. His main "qualification" for the post of National Security Adviser is that he is a low life political hack more than willing to flat out LIE about the FRAUDULENT Trump-Russia Collusion conspiracy theory hyped by Hillary Clinton in her claim that the 2016 election was stolen. This cretin also brought back to life the HORRIBLE Iran nuclear deal which resulted in giving Iran six billion dollars a month ago. And now the horrid Hamas terror attacks on Israel is the result which was planned, according to the Wall Street Journal, by Iran who gave the green light in Beirut last week to the attack. Hey, they already suckered Jake Sullivan into giving them the $6 billion so no worries about losing that. Dirtbag Jake Sullivan MUST GO and NEVER return to public life ever again! Oh, and on his way out, please check his bank (and shell company) accounts as well as that of the Big Guy.

The 1984 film "Red Dawn" was prophetic in a way many might have missed. Namely that the USA would be infiltrated by Communist illegals through its borders. Take a look at a scene from "Red Dawn" and a scene of the sad reality of the border right now. The only thing "Red Dawn" did not envision was that a CORRUPT American government would be the ones to open the door at the border to allow Communist infiltrators to flood in.

My wife's long running LUCKY streak got us an invite to a Biscayne Bay Boat Party. The folks were hoping that my wife's luck would rub off on them at the casino if they hung around her for a day on a boat in Biscayne Bay near Miami. Although you might have thought the overcast sky was dreary, it was actually quite welcome since it brought the temperature down on a normally very hot September day in South Florida. We spent about three hours at an island in the middle of Biscayne Bay where I mostly wallowed in the water and drank lots of lots of seemingly endlessly cerveza.

Hillary Clinton recently condemned MAGA as some sort of dangerous cult whose members needed to be deprogrammed. Apparently Hillary forgot about the time she created the dangerous MAGA-ziner cult led by Ira Magaziner to promote Hillarycare which would have adversely affected the lives of millions of American people. The MAGA-ziner cult worked entirely in secret and were so know-nothing that they thought they could cut Congress out of the input process and somehow still get them to approve of it. After the demise of the MAGA-ziner cult, Hillary faded into the shadows in shame for her total failure for a number of years until Monica's blue dress brought her back out again.

Our DUmmie FUnnies sound engineers managed to intercept the signals sent to Paul Ryan earpiece that Brian Kilmeade was wearing during his Fox News interview with Congressman Tim Burchett. Those intercepted signals were transcribed and are presented to you as they happened during the interview as you can see. A followup revelation at the end about the man behind the Paul Ryan earpiece.

Kevin McCarthy admitted that he messed up because he TRUSTED Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats to keep their promise to back him up if his House speakership were ever threatened. That makes him the Flounder of American politics.

"So we'll wait to see if he's going to run." They say "in vino veritas." However, that can now be updated to "in whino veritas" because Chunk Yogurt aka Cenk Uygur of The Young Turks went into a screaming whining rampage at the thought that President Donald Trump would be returning to the Oval Office in a little over a year. In the midst of his LOUD whines Chunk blurted out an important truth, that Merrick Garland is prosecuting Trump because he decided to run for re-election in 2024. In his recent 60 Minutes interview, Merrick Garland PRETENDED (not very convincingly) that his Justice Department plays it completely fair without any regard to political considerations. However, as a bonus, in this video we see Garland answer his interview questions as if he had been honest as the raging Chunk Yogurt who ADMITTED that Garland WAITED to see if Trump was going to run in 2024 before prosecuting him meaning that the decision was ENTIRELY political. Thank you for blurting out an important truth, Chunk.

Merrick Garland appeared on 60 Minutes to shed crocodile tears over what he claims is political violence. However, as we have seen, "political violence" for Garland means expressing political opinions that he does not agree with which justifies the DOJ and FBI using over the top thuggery to suppress such "violence." Meanwhile he has refused to use the DOJ to prosecute REAL violence by the left such as the violent protests threatening Supreme Court Justices and their families.

Did Jamaal Bowman watch prank fire alarm videos such as these and get inspired by them to pull, not a fake fire alarm as the lowlife goofballs in the videos did, but a REAL fire alarm in order to INTERFERE WITH THE OFFICIAL PROCEEDINGS OF CONGRESS? How pathetic is it that a congressman actually acts LOWER than the fire alarm prank goofballs? In addition he INTEREFERED WITH THE OFFICIAL PROCEEDINGS OF CONGRESS. Will Bowman get the same treatment as the J6 protestors who were invited into the Capitol by the police and politely walked through its halls only to be later charged for INTEREFERING WITH THE OFFICIAL PROCEEDINGS OF CONGRESS and sentenced to several years in jail? Probably not but it sure does illustrate the two-tier system of justice that the current state of Democrat Lawfare has brought us. Oh, and how dopey does one have to be to think that he can pull a REAL (not fake) fire alarm in the Capitol building and not have it recorded by at least one of the many many cameras all over the place? It could be a dopeyness caused by watching too many of the fire alarm prank videos.

Normally, when you watch a video of a street fight, it is the knockout blow that you remember most. However, in the case of this video what will be forever imprinted on your brain's memory banks is the failed attempt by Fat Albert to break up the fight. The first time you see Fat Albert in action you will wonder if you actually saw what you thought you saw. Yes, you did. And CSI DUmmie FUnnies is here with a careful video analysis that I believe has "cracked" the case to verify that, yes, you actually did see it.

What better place to kick off a presidential campaign and show his solidarity with workers than at an airport? That is why Chunk Yogurt, aka Cenk Uygur, of The Young Turks went to the airport to show his solidarity with airline workers. Watch as Chunk goes on a charm offensive with the workers as Mr. Progressive shows appreciation for their labor on his road to his imaginary White House. Yes, he Kicked Off his Chunk 2024 presidential campaign by getting Kicked Off an airline flight.

Jimmy Dore has to be the HAPPIEST person on the planet right now. Why? Because Chunk Yogurt, aka Cenk Uygur, of The Young Turks just announced that he is planning on running for president. Chunk made the announcement on "Breaking Points" thus demonstrating just how clueless he is about the U.S. Constitution. Yes, he seems utterly unaware that you have to be a NATURAL BORN CITIZEN to become president so that leaves Chunk out since he was born in Istanbul Turkey and didn't come to America until his family immigrated here when he was eight. However, no matter since the big benefit of a Chunk run is a humor goldmine chock full of comedy nuggets. Jimmy Dore will certainly mine those nuggets as well as many others. Oh, and it is already hilarious that Chunk's campaign slogan is "Vote For Me So Somebody Else Will Run Against Sleepy Joe."

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis must realize by now that he made the biggest mistake of his life by running for president in this election cycle. Common sense should have told him there was NO WAY he could go up against President Donald Trump. However hubris, plus campaign consultants fortified with Murdoch money, convinced him otherwise. And now he wishes he could somehow go back in time and NOT run since that way he would have been the odds on favorite for 2028. Instead his political career is in ashes and you can read it on his face. He is just not into it any longer and the strain is causing bizarre facial contortions and much head bobbing as you can see.

Maybe this isn't surprising considering that the observation is coming from a TDS liberal legal analyst, Jim Zirin, on "The Hill Rising." However his assertion that the Trump hating New York Attorney General Letitia James who loudly promised during her election campaign that she would be going after Trump via Lawfare somehow magically transformed when she took her oath of office into a font of judicial fairness and playing it by the book sans any bias is quite laughable.