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The birth of every single asshole in America in a single conversation.

Because, really, know one wants to exit because they met their fate at the hands of one of these things.

Rappers rarely brag about their wilderness survival skills. It turns out there's a good reason for that.

When you get a chance at having Joss Whedon in your sketch, you make it count.

The inevitable future of Tim Burton-Johnny Depp movies ...

Never fall in love with a high school student. That's good advice, even if you aren't over the age of 25. We explain why.

Why 'Looper' is obviously flawed (by people who haven't seen it).

No, not the IT guy. The 'friend' who you suckered in to helping you with untangle the mess that is your hard drive.

The Bizarre Scene from 'Die Hard' You Never Saw

Before there was 'Step Up 2: The Streets,' there was 'Breakin.' And it was ridiculous.

If Parents Were Honest About Christmas Gifts from Their Kids

Why Bobba Fett probably dreads his annual performance review.

In the stone ages, it was waaaay easier to invent stuff. Unfortunately, that includes smelly stuff that should go get a job.

If a presidency could be equal parts comedy, horror movie and action film, you'd have Andrew Jackson's.

A Tribute to the Beloved Old Video Games in Your Closet

We learned a lot this election. The lessons learned on Facebook were pretty disturbing.

Behind the scenes at Big Dictionary.

The surface of the Earth is never shown, and the Jetson family never visits it. They often venture off-world like it ain't no thing, but never down to their own planet. What's the deal?

No matter how much you hate your job, just remember that it could always be worse.

The Furthest Behind Anyone Has Ever Been on 'Breaking Bad'

If Condom Commercials Were Honest

Guess Who is the only pop culture reboot from the '70s that decided to go MORE racist.

And also the parent in question is a lunatic.

The town hall meetings before they invented a second name were a confusing mess.

Extra credit if you can place the movies each one is from!