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Seriously, do not follow any of the advice in this show unless you live in a particularly insane cartoon.

How to Deal With Annoying Interruptions

If pop songs were written by the age group who buys them.

These are the only three known paths to fame that require less talent and less common sense than being a reality TV star.

Behind every boring conversation starter, there are four much more interesting conversations about Pauly Shore movies, and sex with Benjamin Franklin.

Everyone has advice for putting the thrill back in your sexless marriage, but these have to be the worst we've ever seen.

How hipsters should settle their (pointless) arguments.

We look down our noses at the people with stacks on stacks of dead cats in their living room. However, our bookmarks folders prove we're not exactly innocent ...

Why You Should Never Host a Séance in a Frat House

Think you've seen the worst movie ever made? We present a Matthew McConaughey movie that's actually too dumb for Matthew McConaughey.

A textbook look at how to not even come close to getting away with sexual harassment.

Just because you're watching your figure doesn't mean you should have to see straight.

Cheerful people confuse us.

The Horrifying Downside to Being a Superhero's Brother

There are some questions you just don't want your boss asking you ... repeatedly.

The jobs get weirder and more dangerous, the contestants' mustaches get longer, the stakes get artificially higher. It's Volcano Hanger Outers.

There's some creepy shit out there for sex fiends who apparently despise sex.

This is the most reliable way to come up with a terrible idea known to man.

This wasn't going to work for several very good reasons.

We're hate SOPA and all that, but the CIA should probably take a look at these videos.

The only way to deal with a dress code: mockery.

There's coming on too strong, and then there's this.

Doing a search for someone in the snow is hard ...

The worst job in the world is actually pretty easy.

This is the epilogue of every quirky girl from every quirky romantic comedy.