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The Awful Implications of First-Person Shooter Games

This is the least cool time-traveling has ever been.

Social media: The bane of every corporation ever.

There's just some things you don't forget to bring to a drug deal.

The Terrifying Conspiracy Behind Early '90s Kids' Toys

The Future of Artificial Intelligence (Will Be Rated X)

If you've had the pleasure of watching the first season of 'Game of Thrones' after your least tactful friend, this should ring a bell ...

When you take a step back you start to notice some eery similarities in all our scary stories. We explain the dark secrets that shape our scariest stories.

The montage to end all movie montages.

In case you weren't aware, American politics revolves around prop comedy these days.

Why Bruce Wayne is clearly hiding bodies under his cave.

Also, they are scared of men in capes.

If the Dark Knight Trilogy was actually realistic, they'd acknowledge the glaring problem with Batman's hidden identity.

When rappers brag about how badass their city is, they make the drug dealers of Gotham laugh.

Once women figured out a very simple mathematical equation, it was all over for men.

Compared to the stuff we grew up on, today's movies are practically feminist.

You don't want to know what happened after Stella got her groove back. Trust us.

Before you complain about the rebooted Spider-man, please watch this video. It might just make you thankful for every Spidey movie you've ever seen.

YouTube has lowered the barrier of entry to everyone with a video camera. Unfortunately, video cameras are not on the list of 'things that are too popular to own' that every hipster carries around with them.

In case you were curious how to alienate a bunch of total strangers on your birthday.

What if te people you talk to on Xbox Live said what they really meant?

Hold onto your butts. We're back.

How to shrink your carbon footprint and your social circle at once.

The Most Depressing Star Wars Spin-Off Ever

Nobody cares how wasted you got last night man. Yes, even if your baby was there. Actually that's kind of sad now. Just stop!