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5 Awesome New Scientific Discoveries (That Are Kinda Boring)

Why are children allowed to watch Disney films?

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Smokey the Bear could learn a thing or two about tact.

Chances are that all your sneaking suspicions about teachers were probably true. Even the ones involving aliens.

Sometimes it's perfectly fine to laugh at tragedy.

Zombies becoming self-aware only leads to further calamity.

A crash course in how to over-think your favorite sporting events!

Toys hitting each other with smaller toys until they return to toy purga-toy-ry leads to more broken controllers than any game ever.

The most scientific and fact-based explanation you'll find on why zombies only eat living people.

Every bottle of Guy Fieri wine comes with a free hair bleaching and a button-up from Hot Topic.

Dear aliens: We're not all as whiny as Luke.

There's foreign cinema, and then there's ... these.

Sometimes what happened behind the scenes is way better than what hits the big screen.

DraftKings receives funding from New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft. We'll just let that speak for itself.

But there's only one Chewbacca, so Star Wars wins.

It's like cabin fever, except you're hundreds of miles away from another living soul.

Nature is a majestic thing, especially when you don't know anything about it.

Why Clark Kent Would Make a Terrible Employee

Science is just now discovering the hidden benefits of forcibly removing your opponent's spine.

It's all about how close they are to your locker of armor and weapons.

Just go ahead and sit in a dark room and wait until you die of old age.

We can holler 'U-S-A! U-S-A!' all we want, but it turns out our ignorance is keeping us from seeing some truly cool stuff in movies.

It's a testament to the awesomeness of this film that it can be this rewatchable while making almost no damn sense.