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Just where exactly is the best fictional place to vacation that isn't Sheboygan?

You know you should've hung up the tights a long time ago when your final (hopefully) match is jobbing to a plank of wood like Roman Reigns.

Pretty sure the only reason Han got saved was just so we could see Leia in a gold bikini.

It's the little things that make us love Joss Whedon.

Honestly, we're on these people's time. And they're at half past 'Blow Me.'

Turns out these movies might be a little deeper than we first suspected.

Just with a lot more guns and sodomizing.

Because, really, science is just a wet blanket anyway.

Believe it or not, being a party magician isn't all that glamorous.

6 Myths You Probably Believe About the American Revolution

Advertisers must live frightening and desensitized lives.

At least everyone would look a hell of a lot better.

Our lives have been a giant sham.

All classic art is filthy and unsettling.

It's like Sonic is the embodiment of 'Bullet With Butterfly Wings.'

Why Men Weren't Featured in Dove's Campaign for Real Beauty

We aren't saying get rid of your cat but, yeah, maybe get rid of your cat.

Explaining the entire plot of this show to someone who's never seen it is the actual terror behind TWD.

Watching lions have sex on National Geographic is how must of us learned anyway.

They don't even know which way to set the toilet paper.

It all comes back to drunken time traveling.

Ferris is actually every evil guy reincarnated. Or something.

All you armchair oceanographers are putting good people in the poorhouse.

Man, video games nowadays are way too real.

Are you trying to hurt us with all these hollow promises?