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Maybe this guy is kind of overrated.

Someone make this happen. You can send us a check later.

ASMR Videos (AKA Soren's Creepy Fetish) - Cracked Responds

It makes us wish hipsters would go back to rolling their cigarettes.

Marky Mark is an evil genius.

This is enough to make you just kind of accept your situation.

Only the future of cool looking shit we absolutely do not need.

Picture it like this: Tom Brady is Krang, Bill Belichick is Shredder, and Roger Goodell is Bebop and Rocksteady combined.

Seriously, this guy is in the top five for biggest assholes in science.

Cracked Responds: Mockingjay Part 2 Trailer

For those of you who want to know what happens and don't want to read Wikipedia.

Also, Bryan Canston is the best.

You can't sing and dance your way back into alliances.

Turns out writing a DMB hit isn't that hard.

If you're rallying Internet denizens to your cause, you've already lost.

If you've ever wanted to get the true essence of celebrities, just listen to them doing DVD commentaries.

Look, we're not saying ghosts are real but, well, maybe ghosts are totally real.

Holy moly we'll all be friggin' X-Men soon ... ish.

Aren't these things supposed to make us feel better?

Because everyone needs to be warned about very short tennis skirts.

Because an accurate cop show would be totally boring.

Cracked Responds: Donald Trump's Presidential Announcement

Everything we knew about our lives is a lie.

But not gross enough for the Internet!

And we were too busy breaking controllers to notice.