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CBS is the Taliban.

When Body Switching Movies Collide

If you're wondering why we stopped going back to space, you should probably start here.

Straight down to the monsters used. Mind. Blown.

Who knew a toilet would change the course of Hollywood history?

The dumb guy was right all along.

The only board game you have to sign a release to play.

Featuring 'Seduction Rap' by Dan O'Brien.

Truly a director's most challenging task is Steve Buscemi.

Great Scott!

Some people just weren't meant to be gurus.

It makes sense, they're the coolest looking anyway.

Apparently social graces aren't learned in astronaut school.

Once again, Disney is a kingdom of deceit and lies.

Which, if your head were a star, we wouldn't know exploded for another thousand years.

Even the best movies get a little goofy sometimes.

Damn, n00bs and their legitimate questions.

Why won't these children murder each other?

Those latkes really make us feel funny in our pants. https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/suck-it-christmas!!!-chanukah/id753057099

When sci-fi and annoying Facebook games collide.

It only takes one psychotic and lonely man to speak for the children.

Why do these genres even exist?

'Seriously -- I have no idea what any of this stuff does.'

Don't let its stupid looking neck thingies fool you.

We thought we'd show some artifacts from when we were more adorable and had less control of our bowels.