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We could've had Kevin Costner as Ned Stark. Thanks for nothing, HBO.

As if things weren't bad enough in that universe already.

Some musician's stories are much sadder and horrifying than we suspected.

It's no surprise that sexist ads exist -- and yet, ad execs still manage to pull a fast one on us every now and then.

Jawas are evil.

No one wants their monsters retro anymore -- those things were totally unbonable.

Let's just forget why Romero invented them in the first place.

We're abou to get Pulitzery up in here.

All missing pets are not created equal.

Because every horrendous, terrifying monster should have some good PR.

Because every horrendous, terrifying monster should have some good PR.

What You'd Actually Do with a Real Mech Suit

This is the only argument against free will you'll ever need.

It turns out advertisers are underrated masters of horror.

All of the Plot Holes You Missed in Toy Story

Still, though: Don't get behind the wheel, Superman.

Can we go back to posting about our boring lives?

Where's Bertram?

'Hey, have you ever noticed how movies life? I did and here's proof.'

It all makes so much more sense now.

Man, having your own soundtrack kind of blows.

For instance: Make sure it's cool with your roommate.

Sprinkle some gratuitous nudity in there and you're golden.

Who knew Chuck E. Cheese's could get grosser?

60 Gaping Plotholes You Didn't Notice in 'RoboCop'