loved this set, fuck errbody *except alex (go cowbell!)
that's my fren alex and no, i am not a zionist or feminist
only i would wear a pink lace dress w/ a camo hunting hat
looking at this, i really am some alien character study
we don't need anything but God
basket case...stop putting additional things in basket!
alex was the only one that got that joke
is this straight-laced...gay laced so true! now trans laced
these are great jokes fuck my audience
schizophrenia underground city
you guys don't have to get me
explosive diarrhea ain't the same w/out iphone5,000
well i'm glad alex was there haha
alex is my laugh track
siri will go on killing spree
welcome to the inside world EVERYBODY
this is like a talent show
i can't believe it's not news...country...medicine
jewey $...the jew is fine w/ this joke
ag knows what she's talking about
we gotta prep meat, hope it's mine (actual chicken)
that wasn't supposed to be funny...saline production assembly
why would anybody wanna be here
i only like people w/ self-awareness*rarely women
hardly drank as much at a bar as in a bathroom stall
prayer joke...so true!
i love this mfing cowbell
urine...went for the gold (one of my many milestones during drinking career)
cats ate part of my mask, but that's exactly how i was wearing it too
this is a good joke but nobody got it
never took masks seriously haha
such a true statement about men & their dogs (just leave him alone!)
man brain
tax payer $ bonfire...i wish that was actually happening
refuse to meme due to self-respect
finding memes funny, how low do these standards have to get
all that psychiatrists ever did was help me locate better dd
shrink: jew, dd: black (need your $)
women play victim better than they pull out a tampon
toxic shock syndrome=uterus shock syndrome
i ended on a joke that i like (nobody else has to)
i love how i just offended people tonight
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LISTEN TO THE CLASH
greatest song ever written about sex
you listen to crap i'm sure of it
everybody else is allowed to say things that aren't true so imma say shit that is
i still get sad cos i'm not in the clash
you're wrong if you don't love the clash
the more we listen to london calling the more i'm convinced that this is the greatest album ever made
we're a good vortex mommy
"head injuries" cause schizophrenia
their time is up and schizos know that time doesn't exist
if they didn't mess w/ time they'd have no power whatsoever
wow, i actually remembered
the clash actually practiced what they preached, yours truly is all about that life...much respect
being inconvenienced is what it's all about
people that whine about depression are so annoying
more govt tampering right here, always govt rain/snow/whatever the fuck
anytime sumin is fishy imma say that's a little globalist
I-24 motion project is the name of it
helping the community hahahahaha
it's sleet amy, we are still gonna examine it cos of that conspiracy brain
i always wonder if other people worry that i'm stalking them
yeah i know that we just swerved
by sometimes i mean most of the time we drive like a drunk person
holy shit that air, calm down
we know what they're doin, FOOLS!
i wouldn't even have this flip phone if i wasn't on my parents' plan
don't think i ain't tempted to join the mennonite community
God wants me to be part of this material world
i ain't gonna pussy out due to fear or personal feelings
the clash is very much in my heart
imma see my kindreds tonight
ronnit and brad are stuck in the city but they haven't complained about it yet
conspiracies are porn for ag
so many types of porn that don't involve sex
i'm glad you came to rape and sex trafficking
this song right here got me thru a break up
garbage sampled this song in their intro
stupid girl is a very true song about women
i had this album on full blast w/ the windows open, singing at the top of my lungs in a fit of rage
if you're ever mad listen to loud music and drive around screaming
don't go online, that's dumb
don't be one of these losers on a social network
nympho sores zionist piece of shit
george soros just had to get involved w/ the cannabis industry
sorry i just had to do it, best part of the song
you will never love a band as much as yours truly loves the clash
passion is intimidating to the dullards
examples of why you should be jealous of me
how obvious does it have to get
you're a dog that goes back to its' vomit
society can't not eat vomit
imma gloat now cos why not
forget the govt it's all about behavioral modification
do sumin for the people in yer life
help whoever is in front of you
you have opportunities day in and day out but you choose death and destruction
it was seventy degrees yesterday
they're choosing the matrix or whatever
my deer say hi and bye
raging w/ pure joy
it was really slow today, all i did was clean
restaurant workers get a good glimpse of how shitty this country really is
freedom is immoral
don't whine about bodily autonomy when you have a phone that is constantly fucking with your head
...that is how i feel tho
people don't have the dedication or resilience
multiple friends at my church that homestead, i just don't have the time or dedication, i gotta make art i guess i will just starve to death
validation that isn't coming from God
i feel sorry for society
God forbid there's ten seconds where you ain't mindlessly entertained
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perhaps i shouldn't fault them for their lack of curiosity
that whole first floor was just straight up piss
i feel sorry for the nurses here n way more sorry for those that are stuck here
i hate the medical profession so much
the running joke about me becoming a nurse
i think i know now why my parents made that suggestion
i am super duper patient w/ strangers
sorry got tripped up by that dude jogging in the middle of the road
at least ronnit is staying behind the happy place
she's an old cranky jewish woman that lived in new york long enough to make her a new yorker
every jew i've ever met acts like this
if you want sumin done ask a jew
stuff that they will say is anti-semitic but it's just obvious-semitic
she's extremely demanding n high-maintenance n she knows this shit
7mos stuck in a mini prison that smells like piss
i'll bring my camcorder next time
the one upside (other than seeing ronnit): the old skool elevator
does every govt run facility have elementary school bulletins
this is the folderol of the massive infantilization efforts over the past several decades (tho i'd argue it being over a century)
every room was just physically debilitated people watching tv
and this is why people in the nashville comedy scene assume that brad n ronnit are fucking
ronnit did have the most lively room
she has a broken wrist n a rod in her hip
all these pictures of her ass
i don't wanna see anybody's pictures
can't we talk n be in the present moment
i remember when i was younger n friends would show me their one-time-use camera w/ a series of vacation photos that i had no interest in whatsoever so fuck all of it!
this is why women are addicted to social media
you lost faith in yourself, find it again
edema, that's what she has
i just feel so bad for my parents
whatever self-awareness boomers have they never talk about
you can tell i am talking about my family
you don't have to like your family. the least you can do is love them
always n forever that damn tv
i'm convinced most don't pay attention to the world around them
little to no interaction/responsibility
ecclesiastes, mf
you gotta understand the problem in order to solve it
it's all a spiritual problem
i think ronnit will be outta there in waaaaaay less time, her doctor said that her treatment plan is denial
she has MS cos of a V she was forced to take when working for the israeli army when she was 18
with the right mindset you can pull yourself outta anything
i hate pills i hate pills i hate pills
many have given up on themselves
what she's doing now is worse than alcoholism
don't wanna be that much of a sourpuss
i don't think she'll ever get off it
SSRIS are more addictive than heroin
psych meds ain't about controlling yer brain but your body, so your mind is somewhat zapped while you're physically dependent on it
it's not just about $ but mainly control
the social contagion of mental illness
funny that to be "normal" you have to be medicated
that balance is bullshit, it just numbs you
there's only this pressure w/ mental problems (the transsexualism is a mental turned physical problem)
trance! nurse! whatever man
i have to laugh about it cos it's totally ridiculous
the transsexualism is a reflection of how this world is the opposite so it's not just M to F or B to W, it's child to adult, forwards to backwards
God is infinite (no such thing as time)
they were probably on their phone, amy!
drunk uber drivers, fuck yes
yawl know how much i hate technology so i will spoof it always n forever
maybe i'm lying to myself about that roll i was on
no way to not sound judgmental
i understand it really well tho n i do believe that i could turn em the other way
if it's politically correct it's literally incorrect
oh yeah back to time...CLASSIC ag throwback
extra points for the elite per usual
well that makes sense considering what we are talking about
this reminds me of a shitty 90s movie w/ sandra bullock
you are truly of God whenever you figure out how much of your life they have controlled
just let that shit ricochet
it takes me 30 min to just say this shit
this is just a delayed reaction
2020 vision n then this country became totally clear
he is just another role player, same w/ elon
so much for that swamp drainage...
as an icon tho he is still amazing i don't care!
this is an incredibly nuanced view of trump
i still have my trump flag, i'm just not waving it
those that run the show are reading the Bible
SCRIPT TOUR...okay shutting up now sari
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not hallucinating, it's right there (in the country)
spent the night in the city and the day in the country
gonna travel down a river in an innertube
heyyyy trump supporter
people working for us? silly, silly
there were horses, not what i just showed you haha
foal is a baby horse, but a colt is male
you know you're in the country when you see a flea market
proclivity to get lost
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jokes n notes n jesus (ag pre-standup set)
you find ag yonder, says john
the porch where i do stand up comedy
have a feeling imma bomb
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before Christ amy gross *BC AG (stand up comedy @ cafe coco)
caleb is the worst name in the world
i love brandon, he has always loved my shit
bussin...tryin to keep up
mfs play w/ hammer that's all they do
shit themselves n blame everyone else for fecal matter in their own pants
i got weed in my car too, joe
translation: not impressed
conspiracy realist since 1991, get on my train (nobody laughs haha)
my misogyny is not a problem
i do not do comedy
"christian" country hahaha
pot helps you see thru the bullshit so...
change strains or stop smokin...i can help you out later on
reachin out @ i dunno where the fuck it was
i miss jaide so much
afraid they will abduct me next
still more believable than the metoo movement
"wow" did yawl hear that shit hahaha (pretty sure that was brandon)
i thought we were supposed to believe victims
right right right
self-awareness team...nobody
classic ag...i'll be the judge a that hahaha
powerpoint presentation on how/why i made a mistake, nobody else will do it
everybody on the internet...so true! (really more of a jab at EVERYBODY than women)
nomophobia, fear of being without phone
junkies are just afraid to be w/out heroin
phoney bologneys (everyone)
shitfaced but at least we showed up at eleven o clock on the dot
brandon does not wanna know no matter what he says up there
i love the fuck outta cameron "got hair on my taint" shepard
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hard for me not to be alone
whenever you realize what it was about
God is throwing me a really big bone
so used to talking to myself
squealie amy, calm down back there
we've both thrown phones at the wall
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ag reads article about why being a luddite makes more sense
ag vs. society
hey what was that joke i made in an earlier video
used to check my phone every 10min hoping to receive a msg from dd
i need all my stones+orgonite pyramid
my house is a total mess, fuckin duh
addictiontips.net provided this interesting article
the only people shocked by this should kill themselves
actually this article is false
i gave consideration to george orwell
and this is why they think i have asbergers
IF there are people that MIGHT be CONSIDERED to be ACTUAL PHONE ADDICTS
watch paisely strut her sexy ass up the stairs
this science is apparently inconclusive but...
sorry if i annoy you, can't help it
these people need to be clockwork oranged
...but what is gender?
equality does exist somewhere i guess
women more likely to use social media, wait whaaaaaaat?
promising info for our future
communication breakdown
this kid couldn't handle any kinda responsibility
devil's children deserve to be taken out
that's a cool shot, there is a window in my mind
i sound a little eugenical margie sanger but...
this is more of a parenting problem
i dunno when this article was written but sumin tells me that these people are lying
why not make $ off these losers
and they ain't even talking about all those towers
you can get unlimited data, another issue
why did my parents give me this demonic advice?
give yer kid a phone, pretend you had an abortion!
they don't care if we all turn into robots
this kid ain't self-aware so he doesn't know
borderline personality disorder to a T
what kinda article is this
attachment and control, bdpd
don't call me a luddite or i will act like one
useless people shouldn't have self-esteem
"suffering" thru the "loss" of their phone
maybe those towers aren't such a bad idea
we know the feeling of losing a bag of drugs
hobbling thru the snow w/ sprained ankle looking for a pack of cigs for over an hour (but drunk so it was fine)
why people think they have to watch porn
and this is why i am totally hopeless about society
i called this shit a while back
not true! smokers didn't give a shit
not everybody wants to breathe in cigarette smoke
there should be a stigma surrounding addiction
phantom vibration syndrome, interesting
honestly i experience this whenever i text anyone
not just making people depressed but also hallucinate
fomo again, way different than my reason
i don't think i'm that important, i just wanted a bag of drugs
smartphone juxtaposed w/ social media
i didn't mean to lie to you vortex
sleep disorder...more pills
regular ass tv has this effect as well
they encouraged addiction
THIS IS A REASON TO GET RID OF THIS TECHNOLOGY
a disorder that needs pills, right?
in depth study involves looking around
phenomenon, hahahaha
smartphone addicts are junkies
paisley got fed up
visualize EVERYBODY chain-smoking EVERYWHERE YOU GO
i understand addiction/mental illness very very well
america is one giant mental institution
the sicker americans, the more $ they can make
the bob marley ain't even helping
i spy: birdie flying around
plants, finally
lived in this house for 7yrs w.out plants in that window sill
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU, THAT'S YOUR RESPONSIBLITY
free mason symbol/international symbol of recovery
i practiced the program once i left 12 step meetings
no hope for society considering...
if only they found security in God
society is encouraging false reality
the damage has been done and it is irreparable
they're ALL leftist lunatics, this is why we do anarchy
point out my hypocrsisy, plz do it
i'd love to talk about why i'm a piece a shit
loved that fourth step, personal inventory all day
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dog people make excuses for bad dogs *GET A ST. BERNARD
...and another one
wait it out just a little longer
rudy can't fail and neither can ag
the clouds look amazing today
you do the same shit every day
it made sense at the time...good n bad
the last car is gone (RIP fiona)
took five seconds for me to get annoyed
that was arlo who tore that avocado to shreds
that avocado seed is very intimidating
so many bumps in the road
using the internet right us rare
i shouldn't care this much
i wish everybody had latent inhibition
tell me more: my response to criticism
"disease" according to clinicians
if you listen to the demons you will end up in a mental institution
the devil loves to play
those not of God will gossip, slander, attempt to control others
FUCK YOU smartie pants
you don't even know what i'm talking about in relation to this camera crew
insults are just the best
i doubt that they even watched the video hahahaha
my response to insults: thanks, man
getting offended is what pussies do
if you watch this channel mazel tov
take a shot for me since i don't drink anymore
i switch lanes cos i have self-awareness
self awareness transfusion
criticism is too painful to not filter
a lotta dog attacks as of late
pitbull, short for bully
a liberal that just happens to have self-awareness
that family dog just might attack you in a couple years
it's in their DNA to be viciously aggressive
fuck chihuahuas
we like all dogs even if they're stupid/violent/annoying/whatever
i wanna chew somebody's face off and claim that somebody just provoked me
my theories usually are correct
these things are mandated somewhat
if you so much as question vs of any kind you get censored and mocked
no scientist has ever had ill intentions
edward jenner is a god to these people
free mason and pioneer of general v
animals are supposed to work w/ us and for us, not against us
hope n pray you don't get attacked by any dog but esp a pit
"news" stories
"they just didn't get their rabies shot"
only those w/ full blown schizophrenia would know what's really going on
your kids should always come first
those around you will be negatively impacted by yer wrecklessness
those shots are shedding not just on humans but animals
*the rabies shot is giving the dogs rabies, and rabies makes dogs very aggressive (pits are already that way so...)
injections of disease to raise immunity? it makes no sense
why people commit suicide on SSRIs
you're goin against nature
those that are not good or real will make excuses for sick pieces a shit
walking cups of pudding amongst us
banana pudding is off the chain tho
apparently there's a banana pudding festival
we don't have to be in the lines ANYWAY
a great song w/ an even greater msg
don't chu know it is wrong to cheat a tryin man
and another copyright claim
punk is a lot like stand up comedy hence piano punk
such a fun song about shitheads
mom & pop shops and then actual mom and actual pop
i need so much mercy
a bad thought is a lot like kudzoo
my deer, once again, say hi n bye
ronnit has the other deer so we have a play date
i can only assume that those obsessed w/ zionism are jesuits
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hate my performance per usual (this is good)
really need to stick with just 2 chords
get so frustrated that i wanna just give up
i hate that i'm never satisfied
woman or just an artist
no shelf life, just the way i'm wired
all i wanna say has expiration date
wish my feelings had an expiration date
disillusionment is over, now it's nothing but enlightenment
we can dream yawl
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if you can't get to a liquor store...ALCOHOLIC TIPS *past life story time + piano punk
they don't want you to make art
they want to control you thru your interests
either pc shit or "conspiratorial" stuff
i want people to get the fuck off the internet that's my msg
divisiveness, control n manipulation...narcissism tactics
i wanna know who the fuck is saying this shit, too
instead of watching my channel go do sumin
the problem w/ america...once again we are hyper critical of this country cos this is OUR COUNTRY too, move over patriotism
kinda curvy over here, i wish i was too
i don't like being this skinny
pudgy ladies are adorable
i'm more attracted to a bitch that eats than one that doesn't but don't eat too much now
i like a little chub, that's just me
the chub vs the bathtub hahaha
plenty of people out there that don't have high standards so you can still get some
the battery must be running out that scratching sound
you can't smell me can you
be patient this is the process
not interesting enough, fuck it
fuck all these sounds
i'm not depressed cos of myself
that eye roll was beautiful
the man in my head is very demanding today
riding in the car w/ ag is so much fun
i can't control the bumps in the road
none of these chords are doin it for me
alright we have decided
personally i prefer really really strong coffee...that's why i am bitter but necessary
nobody wants to be awake for very long
how can you take yourself seriously when on social media?
i'm willing to help anyone
don't think about fucking me plz
don't think imma give ya my no.
it's slim pickens, we know
adam (mr.theron) is gay, he says honey a lot too
i only watch nick fuentes consistently
i have to take breaks from everything n everyone
it's not fun for me, i dunno how yawl enjoy this lot
nobody forces you to do anything you do
you always can, you have forgotten that, most people have
it's gonna get really bumpy up here
my past is relevant to your present
those clouds look really cool
funny story NOW (they usually are)
we really are tho, soooo far right we are back on the left *figuratively
the man in my head corrects me n i concede, me n the man in my head are an unconventional example of a happy married couple
i drank ALL the extracts
get chu a buncha extracts n chug em
desperate x call for desperate measures
i puked in the sink but i stopped shaking so goal accomplished damnit
everything is a choice tho
more on the context of my existence you can watch the channels featured on this one
if you look at the context of grievances n mean comments
donald trump is not an idiot
those that have issues aren't bigger picture kinda people
ewww feminist
i hate feminism so much so it's funny that people think this
advertisements can't tell me what to do
pretend you have masculinity that would be nice
imma freak but i don't identify as such haha
it's just weird that women shave if they don't have to
behaviors n perspective based on social conditioning
you're american so i don't expect much
the parents gave em the phones so...
unaware of the world your kids are living in
the obvious elephant in the room
until you're willing to have that conversation...
the phone problem @ the workplace
mgmt can't do shit bout it cos they're on their phones too so...
everyone goes quiet cos they know i'm right but they won't do nothin
this medium ain't good for society
only ag can be ag
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immigrants fled their socialist shithole
stopped checking the mail and the stimulus check finally arrived
open up the economy
i am not a socialist! thanks but no thanks
sweden actually, whatever
the more sense it makes, the less i care
blessing to live in a red state
we're gonna get penalized for being smarter
walking around w/ signs is stupid and not productive
everything is such a joke
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crying about society dying since the nineties
crying about fiona's eventual passing
ptsd 2, pre traumatic stress
crying about society dying since the nineties
shut the fuck up (yelling at my phone)
maybe i am hallucinating
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at this country club trying to understand my dad
no not a marijuana joint
at this country club trying to understand my dad
confusing everyone coming in & out
that's turmeric by the way
i wish that people would wonder more
subtracting every human element
demanding more artificial gobble d gook
it always goes out
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women regret sex, now men REALLY regret sex
ended that last video with God forsaken poon tang
women are so full of shit
men cannot control themselves, women know this
easy for women to get attention via titties
exploiting their nature and wonder why bad things happen
i get onto my female frenz all the time for this shit
dead and wilting flowers in the cold brew bottle
the horrors of poon tang
i do hate sex but if...
i wasn't a Christian for the first 33yrs of my life
i've wrestled with this a lot
as much fun as self-flagellating is
women want a lot to be what it's not
plenty of regrets when it comes to sex
i have confronted every dude that thought he could take advantage of me haha
mfing da da, classic ag
women dunno how to communicate
you are wrong if you don't tell him, girl
at least you stood up for yourself...
thru a HASHTAG???...women are so fake
let's pretend that women aren't lying sacks of shit, total hypocrites, and purposely placing themselves in bad situations
the jacuzzi is nice but the room is better
love ya rose mcgowan
rose lost sumin, she lost a lot actually
what you lost vs. what you gained
harvey ain't shit compared to all the pedos in follywood
metoo movement originally about child molestation and incest in black community
back to what i was trying to say...classic ag
of course he used you cos you're just an object
can you prove that you're not just an object
how bout we just stop having sex
love ain't love unless it's worth dying for
that's why Jesus is the best!
only thru grace can we do this truly
we have to accept when people are bad and they fail and forgive them
so much in this here video...
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incels are not a threat to women (they are correct about them)
one of the worst songs ever written
i hate this feel good coming of age shit
imma tell this guy (if i ever meet him)
it's okay the clash will save us
all bad music can be remedied w/ good music
bob marley makes me sad, it is not happy stoner music
metallica is better rage music, but i dig punk
i forgot my Bible, it's still in my bed
i get stuck where ever i am and it's so annoying, man
avg americans don't have thoughts to be lost in
best part of the song right here
i wanna be in this band so bad but joe strummer is gone RIP
start a band that's just me (DONE hence piano punk)
not turn over the tables change the world
reminding somebody not to kill themselves is an important enough thing to do
piano punk is my internalized reactionary self (as well as this channel)
my fave album is sandinista, mainly due to the transgressive aspect (promoting communism) but london calling really is their best
it's not that crazy to not go fast in the fast lane considering...
hashtag i'm clever
i could actually get somewhere in this shit *digital world if only i'd go on twitter hahaha
reactions to reactions to reactions, so interesting!
we really are just mimicking russia hahaha (and not in an Orthodox vladimir putin kinda way)
funny, talented people online STILL doin the SAME SHIT
am i the only one who couldn't give less of a fuck about kevin mcCarthy
you can change yer community by helping people
they steal from us so why would we expect anything outta them
you shouldn't be outraged, you should be used to this shit
it's not gonna change by complaints and votes but OUR REMOVAL from their system
what ag does works damnit
running red light right in front of a cop
cops don't have the time to stop crime
at least that girl is in a place way better than this one
i know that i advocate for domestic violence but...
this happened in nashville two days ago
the utter uselessness of calling 9/11
Jesus was not protocol so He is the example we are supposed to follow
following the rules gets people killed
there is a lot you can tell about somebody based on their picture
final fb post indicated that he had nothin left to lose
damnity damn my glasses are so dirty
not just the govt but the entire system
this girl's mother is suing the nashville police dpt
mentioning their race cos the msm will not under any circumstance mention this (BLACK LIVES DO NOT MATTER TO THE MSM!)
blacks are violent due to lack of impulse control, whites are violent due to psych meds
should women have guns?
saw this article on incels recently...
one of those typical liberal women publications like huff post
incels talk smack online, that's it
talking smack online vs ACTIONS
in your cell means avoiding women not hurting them
men obsessed w/ women will hurt them not men avoiding women, you dumb balls
MARINATE
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he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow
just tell me yer real name
spent at least 50grand on addictions
cigarettes, booze, pot, random shit
compulsive+impulsive=dreamer
first 3 copies of the bible were free
kjv is in 3 pieces, niv version is in 5 pieces
nothing but heathens on the stage
an actual thought: somebody got a hold of my bible and took out my fave part just to fuck w/ my head
ag reads Ecclesiastes again
oh what a fun little project
the scripture confirms my entire life experience and the horror show that is this world
whatever i saw in foster care inspired a surge of adrenachrome
what you're told is complete crap
i do have comic frenz
maybe in the last moment they will remember one of my sets
God doesn't wanna punish anyone
love nick fuentes, heart of gold
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another reason to not watch netflix
that's why they were goin so slow amy
sorry for scolding you red car
decline of america started w/ tv
people on tv so happy cos they have this product
maybe this laundry detergent will distract you
buy this object/that object
never fix the problem w/ temporary fix
there's always pills to throw at it
materialism is obsolete when smoking pot
satisfied w/ very little...true conservative
maybe i was on the right path the whole time
history...why wouldn't that also be a lie
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so over this divide n conquer shit
39 more Psalms to read before i'm done w/ this musical
i had to get my Bible out tonight
they'll get the joke way later
it's blatantly obvious that ronnit is a jew
israeli jew is the real deal
talk about ronnit talkin about her pussy
everybody else talkin about their pussy is a fraud
alex is also a jew, but not from israel (so it doesn't count)
i'll wait for the zionist shill accusation to come rolling out
ag scratches eyeball
what do zionist shills really do
feel like doing the exact opposite of what i need to do
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does ag really hate women? define hate
3 more jalapenos to eat
i'll still feel those retroactive prayers
what was that? retroactive prayer
i really have to look at what i'm eating
women shouldn't drive
i love hot stuff, don't care how much i shit
good camry
women don't wanna be funny
why women doing comedy is ridiculous
ag droplets similar to rabbit pellets
been writing jokes about menstrual cycle since i was 12
you'd think that women would be over whinig about their menstrual cycle
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reading from the prophet Enoch, chapter 48
why women shouldn't drive: a mini series
radical islam has some sense
enoch references isaiah which is prophesizing the coming messiah
reading from the prophet enoch chapter 48
ag ate a piece of fruit today
your standing with God is important
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the only ones enjoying the "american dream" ain't american
my fave part of the trip
we are on the actual high road
that guy in the red truck was watching me, totally perplexed, love it
most people are perplexed
you have to be radical to be Christian
i guess this was a self fulfilling prophecy for me in a way
i'm supposed to find religious pamphlets
only i would appreciate this right
God wants me to showcase this "christian" worksheet for kids
i'm a snob about my own religion i know it
there are plenty of wrong ways to worship
with your attitude nobody would be getting to heaven
Jesus was all inclusive and also exclusive
not halfsies or quartersies
even His disciples couldn't do it all the way, Peter denied Him 3x
itchy ass eye there
we can still achieve Spiritual greatness if we just keep the faith...that's the purpose of praying to the Saints
it's also the music, damnit
emotionless sociopath vs. crying as some kinda defense mechanism
saline is a common response to defeat
quite overwhelmed by God's Grace and my past life
buzzing sound coming from the camcorder (sitting atop my dashboard)
...incoming capitalist rant...
options, here a slave there a slave everywhere...
those people are not good (most people really)
i feel guilty every holiday season...what i totally dodged here is that being the black sheep, i just feel so outta place and feel unnecessarily guilty about it but i'm getting over it
so comforted by the Gospel
our Salvation does not come from this world!
why would you have faith and no works, that doesn't make sense
every good work in the world won't hold a candle to the sacrifice that JC$ made for us but at the same time that sacrifice should inspire you to do good works
back the blue, support our troops hahahahaha
sean m. (pretend we're @ an AA meeting) is a pretty genuine dude
special place in hell for lobbyists
politics: blame game/sporting event/spectacle
mission work kinda goes against Psalm #1, i have mixed feelings about it but i know that many mean well
i hate any kinda promotion but esp self promotion
you either agree w/ ____ or you don't
you have to be an extremist, man (narrow gate)
if you always knew that "covid" was obvious horseshit...MY PEOPLE
after a time they became convinced _____
trained since birth to trust the social order
they're sooooo butt hurt (since they've been getting fucked in the ass by the govt) and all the industries and this false idealulogy of freedom)
this country is great for the state+pedos
most people do put themselves in an easily advantageous situation
they screw themselves over putting their faith in the welfare state
social programs don't benefit those using them unless you count self-destructing a win
most republicans don't care about poor people (rhetoric)
i hate the coddling and victim playing bullshit
analysts n "doctors" soooooo reliable
they trust anybody but themselves to diy
there's that buzzing sound that i was talking about earlier
(tried to do a shorter video but here we are)
just keep talkin damnit (everybody else does all over social media so fuck it)
so last night @ thanksgiving dinner
collective, communal arguments are actually very fun
maybe the larger group of people arguing the better it is
it was 7 people hahaha, they will probably forget it but i won't
millennials vs. boomers...which one is the absolute worst generation
my parents will never get marijuana
boomers are brainwashed by tvs
millennials are brainwashed by the internet
everyone is brainwashed by the phones
most millennials are pretty useless
did not wanna get govt $ during "covid" so we got a 2nd job
take a pill and now you can't ____, _____, or _____
it "solves" this one "problem"
accumulate 10-15 more problems in putting a bandaid on everything
this girl reminded me so much of myself as a liberal hahaha
the problem with education is a lack of versatility
they know what they know and not much more
i no longer get offended cos my family doesn't understand me
of course she's a pagan hahaha
accept yourself and you won't need anyone else's acceptance
the sacrifice is worth it i promise
validation is futile!
a relationship w/ God will solve all your problems
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i still have a flip phone cos i don't agree w/ slavery
is there a reason why birds swarm like that
i always think that sumin conspiratorial is goin on
nature would let us know long before humans, since we lack the spiritual capacity to perceive such things
of course we gotta make a thing outta birds flyin the fuck around
attempted to be a normie
prom was like one of the worst nights of my life
i'll never give a fuck about sports
donald trump really is his own category so at least he has that to his credit
the same reluctance no matter who it was
i'm back, my face looks good in the sun
pretend it's the nineties
the powers at be really love the fuck outta the sun
worship the One that gave us nature
frenz that think they're witches
using her clairvoyance wrong
stealing shit to prove how much one believes in karma hahaha, totally did that tho i guess that's why i recognized that behavior
attributing all of this to chance is ridiculous
some just don't believe
some piece a shit working at university
every coincidence is just happenstance
the feeling is mostly always mutual
people lie to themselves for various reasons and various things
i can convince myself of sumin silly cos the devil has gone to work on me
the secular person thinks i'm a fool for calling out the devil
how much evidence is required to prove that drs ain't good at their jobs
$ grab always thank you john d rockefeller
solution: throw pills, stab you w/ virus+metals!
impression of linda blair saying...
i take pride in being so stubborn
whatever pc thing you're doin won't protect you
and back to the technology rant...
well i guess i never believed the bullshit about the us constitution
this world is run by satan
you can't afford to be so naive about this shit if you consider yourself to be a Christian
one thing always leads to another
constant need to remind people whatever they think they think
just to let chu know...
mitch hedberg rip
i hope they're okay, yes we cross ourselves a lot
these days when i obsessively compulsively do it hopefully will roll over to the days when i forget
the only reason i do stand up
they're not talking about technocracy enough and those that are aware are still unwilling to do what's necessary
drastic measures to better this world
this is about how you impact those around you
anything goes is very very destructive
mistakes are made due to freedom
i can't believe i'm saying this
how could i be the dictator w/out a dick
all the medicine is so evil
37yr old headache due to being an american shitizen
smelling everyone else's shit that they can't smell
a good bit or a good shit, stupid ass joke GET IT
say i take an ibuprofen...acetaminophen
solutions are only temporary and always with multiple side effects
i usually receive a text that says meow
monetary system, measured time, personal experience and opinions and feelings
these devices encourage a series of bad behavior
altruism is a good thing
if jesus had acted jewish he woulda said fuck you dad
imma aspire to be my patron Saint
we're not saved thru/by works but Jesus is supposed to inspire us by His example
Saint Mary was the temple of the Living God
this is so upsetting and this hat has experienced the glory of the goat milk
i washed the hat, don't worry
always trust yer instincts
the Saints are supposed to be our example
we've covered a lotta different subjects per usual
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people lost their lives/limbs/minds for big biz (RANT)
where are we? america
i'm supposed to be enjoying this
in their basement w/ earmuffs or in their attic listening to YES
all of the animals are also losing their minds
all i can smell is dynomite
when you mention this hypocrisy and blatant idiocy you get accused of being everything you're not
can't handle a movie like saving private ryan
children in poverty don't enjoy their freedom
children, vets, elderly...all exploited by this nation
shit show, degenerate, pussified country
stop all holidays and forms of entertainment
materialism removes our spiritual nature
we're better off cos we have this pair of shoes
my echo chamber is better than yours
stand up outside of dry cleaners
don't wanna go back to pretending that everything was fine
this is not freedom nor liberty
people in poverty don't exist, vets don't exist, the elderly don't exist, children don't exist
culdi sac w/ roundabouts
empathy don't make you soft you stupid fucks
people wouldn't leave cos i'm too soft
the last thing people wanna do in this country is think
social networks are the death of society
good riddance, no no bad riddance
can't wait to celebrate things that aren't there in ways that don't make any sense
everybody's got pride not just freight train of sexual deviance
7 deadly sins every day all day
are straight people a good example of marriage
you gotta call out everybody esp YOUR PEOPLE
everybody is complicit in this culture
pick anybody apart but themselves
it hurts to think/feel/care
all these "bombs "goin off...what about the vets?
never insinuate that people are victims, very narcissistic
the va knows what those drugs will do
how good is a country...look at how they treat their most vulnerable
rape children in every way they can
the nursing homes...my grandma is in a state of psychosis
psych ward, amy, psych ward (no excuse not to know this one)
this country is complete crap
that bubble will be popped and they're gonna have that sticky crap all over their face
the flag is a symbol for what we pretend to be
this is my stanhope/carlin/bill hicks
i hate liars...how could i possibly have anything positive to say about this country
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