before Christ amy gross *BC AG (stand up comedy @ cafe coco)

caleb is the worst name in the world
i love brandon, he has always loved my shit
bussin...tryin to keep up
mfs play w/ hammer that's all they do
shit themselves n blame everyone else for fecal matter in their own pants
i got weed in my car too, joe
translation: not impressed
conspiracy realist since 1991, get on my train (nobody laughs haha)
my misogyny is not a problem
i do not do comedy
"christian" country hahaha
pot helps you see thru the bullshit so...
change strains or stop smokin...i can help you out later on
reachin out @ i dunno where the fuck it was
i miss jaide so much
afraid they will abduct me next
still more believable than the metoo movement
"wow" did yawl hear that shit hahaha (pretty sure that was brandon)
i thought we were supposed to believe victims
right right right
self-awareness team...nobody
classic ag...i'll be the judge a that hahaha
powerpoint presentation on how/why i made a mistake, nobody else will do it
everybody on the internet...so true! (really more of a jab at EVERYBODY than women)
nomophobia, fear of being without phone
junkies are just afraid to be w/out heroin
phoney bologneys (everyone)
shitfaced but at least we showed up at eleven o clock on the dot
brandon does not wanna know no matter what he says up there
i love the fuck outta cameron "got hair on my taint" shepard