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the tires are all still at 32, we got real lucky imma stop gloating about breaking the rules now i need to stop proving that i'm a female driver should i put these things on the internet they could also be female haha i could easily do public service announcements advertising this is what happens when... man, this album is hilarious we're hack hack hackin apart cars, houses n anything else nice it did feel this way before tho, luckily i scheduled an app to get an alignment next wk my parents taught me how to lie by omission haha it really wasn't as big a deal as it seemed when it happened wear n tear, way more w/ yours truly i need to stop being so irresponsible YES we put this on the internet

you like this even more ghetto version of the (already) violent femmes like clockwork it starts beeping i don't follow all the rules, just the ones that make sense to me at the time i shouldn't have done that little smirk, God was mad did yawl hear that, we just ran off the road risks baby, RISKS i just fucked up my alignment even more i am actually really embarrassed right now yet another reason why women shouldn't have a license ...and i just got two new tires imma check it out once again fuck you employees of the month nice ass, ag watch ag go to the atm yes i am always this happy all by myself i talk to all the machines have yawl ever seen a tire pressure gauge i'll be back vortex

remember this staircase look at all my work clothes on the floor yes i know i need to vacuum the freak out zone is when the cat goes all over the house in a fit of i dunno what why is her fur so cold this is usually what happens after i start shooting videos, i typically lose track of "time" playing piano in a MAGA hat outside on a log at 6am...CLASSIC ag creativity, from the channel amy gross pink floyd kick, the cd is in my car this sweatshirt was $3 at goodwill pink floyd tshirt n ag's cherry patience is an understandable virtue cos our heart will naturally be fonder of sumin we waited for will i get somewhere w/ comedy this time around, only time will tell i guess we dunno how to light an incense stick but... here's what i've been working on lately yawl know how much i hate the internet... i should never brag on myself for any reason even if it's for a brief moment create or die. all this art bruh, this is God's Will for me God is the only authority the colors reveal themselves later on time is a social construct create your way out you're all in the same sewer americans are dumber than pugs once again...not against dogs pugs are my fave small dogs since they can't breathe right they have my pity RIP papi, RIP oscar i love that d so much...the most addictive drugs aren't called drugs, so true! we don't all want the same thing magically thinking all day...exactly. why not esp now empathy is the way...totally psych ops are an american past time...speaking of new years my stuff is very easy to damage i spilled a whole glass of sumin that soaked all the way thru a poster i had just done i care about a lotta stuff just not the stuff society cares about the internet is the real blue pill...nike shoutout more health less wealth (suggestions for the medical community) the west dunno what's best, rainbow for a reason i showed yawl the beginning stage of these posters awhile ago movements are sheep running in place w/ cameras lead us not into temptation... yes that's a VHS of dumbo love like Jesus...should i add to this, it just looks too gay for me tinky winky, (supposedly) gay teletubby polka dots are even more gay tho psychology overrides biology always n forever we could just focus on paisley paisley is watching this w/ me right now that lamp is fucked up cos of paisley n her deceased brother arlo speaking of being a crazy cat ladeh... kids are not in that person's future if they are too into their pets as long as you're creating... americans dunno that we're supposed to make the solutions, not rely on the higher ups to do anything but screw us over i dunno how people don't worry about stuff like their kids getting kidnapped or abused did you play w/ that paper in a dirty way, paisley kitty porn get it, that's really funny, funny enough for it to be taken outta context they totally killed david mcgowan all my fave people get killed this way i know what this world is all about so naturally i wanna stay far, far away from it super important that i remain patient in my creative endeavors they're lookin down n up, sideways n round n round i respect her for that tho would human beings give ourselves a bath if we could?

cats are very adaptive to their surroundings watch paisley lick her paws! cats remind me of myself i love my cat for totally narcissistic reasons it's just better this way i hate holidays n i always will damnit that's why i have xmas lights inside the house instead of outside i just gotta get someone to do it for me paisley wouldn't know what to do she is satisfied w/ so very little she's got a belly now, i made her fat i love cats as a species but i also know the truth about em they are honest n very energy-driven my harr looks like shit i already know i agree w/ you idealized critic cats are snobby n kinda heartless dogs experience shame, cats don't give a fuck i miss that about kobe people should be ashamed of their porn habits the way that dogs look after they get into the trash (since porn is trash n all) porn is one of the many ways that society is being destroyed from behind a screen close up on paisley's fur a dog knows when they fuck up tho, cats give no fucks i found arlo dead next to the washing machine but he ate a lotta bad shit so it was bound to happen eventually i felt pretty guilty about not catching it in time but he was pretty self-destructive so... i miss arlo way more than his sister back when i had the xmas tree in the house they did this number... cats lack any sense of personal responsibility animals are not conscious the way humans are supposed to be cats can pick up on energy so they wouldn't be here if i was bad what if paisley convinced arlo to off himself animals are allowed to lick their butthole they are ANIMALS!

cats, much like "crazy" people know no time cats don't need you, they come to you cos they wanna it means more if a cat likes you what chu see is what chu get w/ a feline "crazy cat ladeh" is not a pejorative for ag women are bad enough, it's worse w/ a man that also wants to fuck you cats are ideal pets cos they're affectionate AND low-maintenance a dog will "love" anything cos it's submissive not all dog people are this way service dogs n horses apparently i can't imagine dogs being happy w/ their owners they don't love you, they pretend for food paisley doesn't have to fake it, but she does most certainly pout paisley does actually like me, she don't love me tho it's almost time, yawl the new year never meant anything to me it's always sheep that make a big fuss about certain days of the year it's totally a western civ thing holidays are for mass consumers not one of those nazis my house is a total mess, are you really surprised did yawl see that moldy ass bread hopefully we won't throw anything away in all of 2024 we will have no choice but to have to conserve things

this feedback is fun the keys are written above, i just noticed this these chords are too dark whenever there's a holiday people just wanna blow shit up if they have $ they blow shit up (pretty colors, loud noises, entertainment) don't take their distractions from em, amy i remember watching the macy's day parade wondering if it was staged francis bacon supposedly "that guy" looks exactly like shakespeare, yet another made up character to be taught in govt schools i don't believe anything i've ever been told thru a mainstream narrative the light goes out as it should since it's not real so many things are a false light it's fading finally n probably for a reason it's not supposed to continue perhaps the more ghetto the more i seem to appreciate it yay! it came back oh wait... this is always the first thing that i play for some reason this is ag, how could we not do too much my finger is still fucked up, i think there's a blood clot now it's somewhat "warm" thru out the day the wind is what bothers me (chicago is the windy city tho) dryer lint traps are way more dangerous than they appear i ain't goin over there, that's silly talk

one last video yeah right no excuse for me to not put up these xmas lights it's new years tonight, it's almost time paisley just wants to eat that's where i do my "work" there's the "artist station" over there pray for the vets right now papi is freaking out in the basement cos they are somewhere in the middle east right now new years. july 4th. memorial day. not just holidays but also concerts n other shit you gotta get a permit tho you can get away w/ it in rural areas, not so much in the city believe it or not i have a clock that is 2min fast i didn't eat that chapstick as tempting as it is pumpkin pie candle on my lips, it's very strange yawl will hear a buncha fireworks in one min we've BEEN bitching about holidays 11:59 one of the greatest blondie songs i didn't even buy a calendar, i hate em bombs or gunshots, that's what it resembles paisley is still eating, she don't care right now more like fancy feast cats rely on people for way less dogs mirror after their owners that's elliott smith n fiona apple n tupac, my childhood/adolescent heroes yay! another 365 days of bullshit what are you celebrating exactly if you're in God's time you don't care about stupid shit like this i made my cat's food outta my tits she's satisfied like i breast fed her

i really miss smoking pot like whoa no point in smoking pot, it isn't the same anymore replace addiction w/ attachment what matters is what God thinks about it if i feel slightly guilty about it then i probably shouldn't do it i just have to get into a rhythm n stick w/ it (almost impossible) i screw it up every time cos of my racing, pacing mind even if there was a reward would it really be that good you can trust that it's legit cos i don't get that dopamine hit i miss doin drugs the way i used to do em i can't hardly stomach nostalgia anymore, that used to be my life i don't even know what sobriety means lookin at our society everyone is drug-addled considering the copious amt of screen time that everyone engages in every waking day i ain't the one that's befuddled dear society "illness" is just how i deal w/ this maybe the sheep are jealous that ag has always known this truth about the world i didn't need proof that society was this terrible no matter what i might say in a patrick bateman moment i know i ain't no sociopath but i spout off a lot i internalize so much of what i wanna say to most people comedy is the only thing i could pursue that would make sense outta these extra senses i really dunno how to be successful in this shit world even my marxist friend wants me to succeed i'm the coolest WHITE!!! person you know nashville is a mostly dead comedy scene certain rooms w/ certain audiences are electric comedy full spectrum, must the world be on fire

i love this keyboard so much i thoroughly enjoy making music if you can even call it that i may not take it any further than this car what if it's all the things? according to the world, i could do so much more but i'm sitting right here sometimes i hate this about myself but let's make it clear how much i hate this world everything is a sacrifice giving anything to the internet does feel like an abortion i wonder about my mother, i have to guess that she probably committed suicide this has always weighed me down sometimes i get sad cos i don't have a baby in my belly but i genuinely don't want one, i'm too much already i imagine myself in my mom's belly she allowed the world to have me n the world just rejects me God never takes it personally Jesus's followers are sensitive in a way that doesn't seem to work for em it would do you some good to be uncomfortable i am losing my voice, can you hear lemon water w/ electrolytes i almost started crying again so we are moving on my mother made a sacrifice for me i hate the internet n i would rather our meeting be organic i hate how society has allowed this at least i read the Bible, avidly (i have no choice really) that bass line is pretty cool you win some, you lose some

how to self-destruct n feel like shit for hours on end insecurity is what is being revealed to me, at least i know this most are not cognizant i try to be real sweet n describe their defeat why are you running from what chu do every day maybe they never were aware to begin w/ awareness is truly horrifying gotta tell the whole class bout what will never pass the "news" proves that people don't really care about anything the world really is just a soap opera the ones that run everything are real sadistic fucks when you know that you really know enough i can't imagine myself ever letting go of this information always conflicted due to forever affliction addiction just makes sense considering this i probably shouldn't beat myself up since things are pretty tough i'm still doin pretty good as long as what's in my head is understood thank you Lord, i'm never bored just get up n dust that shit off some people never figure it out n the result is what we see around us all time i'm just really sad that this is the way it is we can't even really be mad, we're just sore about the world always jumping from one thing to another thing whack a mole, not whack a gopher great value whack a gopher at the alabama walmart

so i said i was gonna do this only i'm not on LSD there's usually a cop over there but not tonight which is weird cos it's new years eve i got xmas lights all over my house let's praise Jesus more in 2024, so true! why does this person behind me have to fuck up this glorious idea of mine we shoulda done this during xmas time, oh well this one final attempt at the end of this year that i barely remember (not due to being inebriated, mind you) this music in the background is perfect blow up snoopy in a box? gays ruined the rainbow but let's pretend that they didn't just for xmas i need to make friends w/ those people just so i can hang out in that little fairytale world we just went down one street n it was such a disappointment haha no point in having xmas lights if i don't put em up specifically for xmas let's travel around n see what we can find simple shit right there it's so nice seeing the xmas tree in the window there's that ugly ass house w/ 5g repellent paint ...and in the back there's a satellite dish, explain that totally uneventful but at least we made the attempt it was the year 2020 that we did this n ended up getting stuck in a ditch, i dunno if yawl remember that shit we always think that it's gonna be the last year haha here we are again yawl it's only a matter of time but then again wtf is time anyway at least i'm still flip phone savvy i would rather converse w/ inanimate objects since real people are kinda obsolete these days my kids: plastic dinosaur + glass turtle "real people" will disagree, good thing they don't have to live my life

girl voice i made eye contact w/ this guy in the next vehicle over n it was so awkward i hate it when people are parking in the unspecified employee parking the audacity that these customers have that bandaid is so old! they want everyone to be in a constant state of fear the sheep are everywhere tho there's no point in talking about politics grow up, patriots you have to work for what chu want, you can't just press a button you make the most minimal amt of effort n expect shit to change i really dunno if i'll do anything this year haha i don't wanna measure myself by my accomplishments cos that's egotistical spiritual growth is the only litmus test

another jeep w/ a wreath! the last one was sparkly i really am like a child i'm not motivated enough to clean my car so doing festive shit is out they can't not numb themselves i can't stand self-righteousness no consequences for bad behavior the "justice system" is the biggest joke on humanity so frustrating that they keep on trusting these same sacks a shit the outsider is way more valuable cos we're not sucked into the system i never shit on people for being boring aside from this channel of course i am not a fan of mean people that shouldn't be allowed cos it is very dangerous for anyone pulling into the parking lot people that do stand up comedy tend to be kinda angry my emotions are pretty intense n that ain't going away i think my friend finally gets it now i come across quite bitter cos it's true i won't deny the intensity of my emotions or my racing mind either play victim or pretend you're a victor it's gonna come across however it comes across had you paid attention...

say hi to the five oh i talk like i'm dyslexic society is screwed up cos they don't talk to themselves i just accepted that i am this way so comforting to read this in the Scripture how much of "mental illness" is right n wrong actuality of the Spiritual world is all this is really about you will be fucked w/ cos you're easy to fuck w/ i read the Bible to figure out what is actually happening they're not wrong but neither am i damnit so many people can be right at the same time when you recognize that God still made you, you can focus on the good that He gave you i understand this difficulty n why it it there i should utilize this understanding n do sumin w/ it i can talk to myself about it all day as you know ronnit asked about twin kegs we shoulda done it, she hasn't done standup since the accident i am jumping ahead the accident happened in either august or september, actually maybe it was even earlier than that there's more of a chance that i will go if i have someone there to hold me accountable hard for me to force myself to do things involving other people it's cos of the society aspect but esp cos of technology it's arrogant for a reason n that reason is good hypocrisy should be illegal why do you preach if you don't live up to anything you supposedly believe in it is up to YOU to make america great again you must contribute to bettering this country psych ops round the clock via tv dearest secular luddites...i'll try to get chu into heaven...

taking you back to 1971 man that shot of my camcorder filming this is pretty sick people are not conscious in america so it gets kinda depressing this bothers me more than it should but i pick up on a lotta energy around me i hate these whiney ass mfs i don't really want my mindset to change, so easy to be tainted by the world n its' stupid ass inhabitants the world is bad due to the stupid n the unconscious this bitch at the grocery store that's waited on me 3 x now if only i had a dick... i'm living various lives inside my head even in a fantasy we couldn't make em happy cindy crawford beauty mark on this gal no makeup, very simple n genuine...CLASSIC woman most people think i'm funny even the ones that hate my guts if i keep talking they won't like me it took me almost 40yrs but i finally made my dad laugh i don't underestimate that relationship anymore cos i spent over 30 yrs not having a good one w/ my parents the state needs $ bad n not enough drunk drivers i suppose i have to be mindful of this new law i just hold the camcorder but i know it looks suspicious i never hold it right anyway but since i am talking pretty much nonstop it makes sense to always focus on my mouth haha sometimes i stare off into the distance *the dull moment in the video but the best moment of the day for ag contrary to these videos i actually don't like this about myself, i told God i would showcase what i do women and women 2.0 aka"men" talking nonstop is indicative of mental illness why would they give a shit about what i'm talking to myself about those brief pauses are just breathtaking what a nice little breather from all the jibber jabber not disassociating but giving speeches willingly checking out...drugs??? i didn't remember haha but i'm doing it right now a whole wk later it is a part of the "psychosis" experience, detaching from reality which could mean any number of things

fame won't make you secure i can't even say the word pure so that must mean sumin illuminati, etc fame won't give you confidence celebrity culture is a vulture here to devour the minions no heart soul or anything of substance since their life revolves around a tik tok dance right now right now right now right now right now the internet proved that everyone is actually a monster i kinda figured that those people would turn on me eventually due to technology so...it's like the story of the green mile, i am like the main character watching everyone die while i live forever staring at a photograph, gettin nostalgic n shit... it don't matter what time people turn on you or over what they do it, i dunno how to word it right pictures on my fridge from decades ago back when i was a drunk irresponsible in general *interesting the way i am singing about this considering the time period i am describing (at the time i was obsessed w/ the super liberal lgbt musical RENT n this whole ditty i am doin reminds me of that rock opera) luckily no std or unwanted pregnancy but i still have to live w/ it the people in the picture no longer speak to me but i still have their memory they can never take that away from me they want chu to hate them n be angry w/ them the way that they are trolling n political squabbles are such a thing me n mary, totally trashed either 2005/2006...i miss her but she doesn't wanna talk to me since i moved further R interesting how many friends i have on the L, i am friends w/ EVERYONE anarchists hate everything that's why i do comedy one of our last conversations she confessed that over the span of several days she did nothing but yell at strangers online going back n forth w/ a total stranger n yet not having a conversation w/ a real friend i dj ed at her wedding they want artificial way more than real n they'd rather do the bare minimum than work for what they want figure out how to talk about it in such a way... nobody even knows what history is...why wouldn't we wanna be on the right side of the future all we have is right here, right now SUCCESS!

did yawl see that Cross music n art in general represents the soul materialism n fitting in doesn't make anybody happy running away from everyone else...CLASSIC ag @ a party pretty good at representing myself but not promoting myself my strengths are becuz of my weaknesses n vise versa ...and then i remember that i actually think mfs on anti-depressants accusing ag of being too negative the distraction that comes from the tv but at the same time fuck them i will always be conflicted about this ...even tho i stayed up all night doin research that they'll never do *https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34778597/ *also, check out... https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8580522/ both joe rogan n alex jones denied this shit b/c they're fucking pussies "covid" the other c word i left another link to go into further detail about this and yes i know it's the same fucking website, this is probably my fave website haha *https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7366948/ technocracy overrides bureaucracy always n forever whatever you can't talk about is probably the most dangerous thing five oh spotted! that was impeccable timing what else are they gonna do tho, amy this is the hill for us

we never have what we need when we need it the most we have seen so many people do this in various drivethrus where we have worked this is why you should never grab it by the lid this filmmaking is truly authentic no matter how bad it seems haha i'm sorry about this vortex but this is so like us ain't it i can't not be a mess she actually never called me i usually have an overzealous amt of napkins n cloths becuz of events such as this one why do i have to be this way you ask (same question i ask God) making a mess is such a past time for me okay it still works, it's cos of God not ag people don't listen but they will nod like they heard you always grab a cup by the bottom i'm attracted to women but i could never be w/ one (since i'm not a man) being w/ myself just makes way more sense if you believe in Jesus it's xmas every day it's been time to leave so bye

there was a time when i was innocent about girl n boy parts i always knew that the world was shit tho i can't do nothin w/out that snake look at the light goin apeshit, epilepsy time there's nothin i can do for you street lamp but watch you die we're at ronnit's house in case you don't recognize this parking lot this was formerly ronnit's parking spot an israeli woman being a crazy ass driver, no way just imagine me x 25 @ the grocery store she's my bff for a reason i'm too masculine to be w/ a man every time i've had female friends i always felt like they could be my g/f i could very well be trance! there's no way for me to know who it is since i broke the screen imma bet $500,000 that it's my jew yes i always meow that's ronnit singin jew songs...CLASSIC ronnit i bought her a channakah present fuck holidays. anytime gifts from now on commercialization/mass consumerism won't allow america to ever be great everything that's wrong w/ america can be encapsulated each n every xmas pretend you love yer family every xmas n buy em more crap

hot topics from ag, always n forever such bad behavior from those anti-pc dissidents don't tempt me to say it all over again population control works cos people don't value people no personality/emotionality w/ these mfs i feel sorry for em somewhat but not totally dogs are too high maintenance for ag don't trust me either, still a woman leave me alone, i keep sayin it don't idealize me damnit i don't wanna complain about objectification cos that's such a feminist trope there they go again, yack yack yack a dog won't tell a woman to shut up who woulda known that these dudes have a penis if you have an iphone you have a vagina stop being mad at steve jobs, amy i got impulsive n bit my lip close up on crusty lip i'm too stupid to have kids i don't wanna be margaret sanger part 2 but at the same time, this world would be way better if most of these mfs didn't procreate that sounds quite nazi-esque but it's still true george carlin essentially said the same thing this is why comedy is so important masculine gay men are better than emasculated straight men and i never did talk about being a eunuch

people pleasers go die! any 24 hr restaurant is probably gonna be pretty chaotic sns taught me how to stop ppl pleasing i hated myself for not saying no when i coulda said no i'd rather make society hate me than hate myself i will say yes to my parents cos they're my parents i used to be real bothered by other people having an issue w/ me you look like a guy they could yell at never expect much more than this i smack em around by dissecting the defense of analysis aging ain't a bad thing if you're living bdays are so lame anyway this is the sound of my excitement i had the wrong sentiment when i was doin the wrong thing i felt guilty so i kept doin the same thing that made me feel like shit don't despair, make it what chu want it to be this is a picture of my "kids" propaganda has destroyed america propaganda (dinosaur made in china) n royalty (purple glass turtle made in ???) are inseparable my man brain pushes real men away i have more than mentioned my being a eunuch

i've been doin piano punk since 2017 i still kinda sorta hate it tho piano punk is the truest thing to my personality pretty shocked to have taken this anywhere outside my house who doesn't love their garage people think that changing policies is gonna improve society but it never does politics is a dead end *when are they not grasping at straws there's always someone on the opposing end just as passionate if not more they won't ever do anything about anything dissenting opinions won't ever hold cos the sheep won't listen i don't wanna stress myself out over what i can't do shit about the hand that plays the keys used to always hold a cigarette nobody else has to understand or agree people can't sleep due to a number of reasons but i think one of them is probably their conscience the under/over pass or the over/under pass slice, splice, thrice (but what about spice n dice) i need to advertise how dystopian my perspective is so they stop expecting anything happier any sunlight comes from God not me

i keep telling myself that imma leave the parking lot why would i switch parking spots tho i can't play multiple keys right now do what chu can w/ what chu have i lost my breath singin bout the devil this keyboard is so old skool one of my most popular videos was about bdpd n dog ownership therapy would be good if women didn't talk so much about it cheers to dealing w/ it... chug chug chug chug chug women do a lotta stuff for the wrong reason women wear make up cos they make shit up why women should go to therapy therapy is paying somebody to listen to you talk i used to take things way more personally i'm trying to work on this shit count how many tiles are on the ceiling anyone that watches this channel knows how much i don't like technology

my life is so frustrating sometimes will i ever be in sorts i'm usually thinking about at least 25 things ag is a people displeaser a people queaser when i was a drunk it took society a while to catch up w/ me i dunno what key we are trying to sing in if i have the option to say no i will say no don't ever waiver that, dear society 15yrs of serving rude fat people will do this to ya i talk about serious things very nonchalantly i wish that i could make em less annoying i need more pink floyd God bless syd barrett it must always be a coincidence i always let it show how distrustful i am of the mainstream narrative there's no deeper meaning w/ twitter that's the keyboard n that's the camcorder n that's ag whenever the battery goes out the keyboard will operate w/ less steam batteries are expensive so we must utilize them until they are all the way useless God will reveal Himself if only you have faith

holidays are totally a sheep thing we have an affinity for xmas lights (all year) i've always been a comedian it took 30yrs for me to do standup i need to get back into it, i know i've been procrastrinating if you only have one life, why would you waste it doin what others want you to do pink floyd, relics (1971) grifting season every season if you have anything to do w/ it, then do sumin damnit i hate how quickly i lose the most important thing don't worry, vortex i found em